₦airaland Forum

practikal: someone caught the sub.....

So predictable, Never dissapoints

ItsModella: I'm on mobile now, I'll email you later.

Again, if una need ojoro for the wapsite, drop me a PM. When I get home, I'll verify you guys and send the bomb.

ItsModella dearie I sent you an email, reply ASAP

GH PATRIOT: Really? Hahahehe! I can see Zimbo written all over your comment or you did not pass the citizen test hence you want to challenge me so as to provoke me into sending it to you, abi?
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Whatever rocks your boat bro! While you're at it, read through @ItsModella's and Fork Adict's post to see if I got it or not . Eyin na e so pe'e sin be oo . Probably YOU wanted to challenge me into sending it to you

Nobody sent anything to GH Patriot! he's only playing mind tricks

victorv12: It's better when all these traditional rulers in Nigeria are dethroned. They bring confusion to all the states in the country and heat up the polity. Again, before most of our crazy politicians are elected, they seek the attention of these kings which eventually deprive their people from the grass root their political will to vote through the use of oppression and thuggery. Sultan of Sokoto, Alafin of Ibadan and the rest, they have more power than the elective representatives of their state...They should all be dethroned so that the standards of the grass root politics can improve. I think Nigerians should concentrate more on local government politics than the state and federal everybody are going for. If we can't develop the local government to a level, we should not expect much at the state level not to talk ab out the federal. We are all kings!!

See your mouth sef! Is there an Alaafin in Ibadan? Mr Man, the paramount ruler of Ibadan is called the Olubadan and for Oyo, its Alaafin! Someone missed his Social and Cultural Education classes
That said, I didn't bother to read your write up cos it was just...

Those Big Brother website writers are always high on controlled substances!
Imagine, they just descibed Dillish as the "Zambian Beauty"!

Yes, I've donated. Several times, especially when I'm in Ibadan. My Mum, who's an active donor since way back, introduced us to it. I got to the National Blood Transfusion Service (NBTS) around the University College Hospital.
They check your PCV first and then give you food or snacks before and after you donate too!

fork adict: @ click2cbn, I have bombed your email since yesterday. However when i loggen on to NL and i saw your request again, I had to bomb your email.

@MS Nas, I bombed your email too yesterday.

@fashrola, Itsmodella has also confirmed that she has bombed your email. so i dont need to do that nomore.

@jasydaky,
I dont know why but i just feel uneasy within me, sending you the blueprint. However, as a last attempt at convincing me please speak your language. You said you are from bayelsa right, fortunately, a collegeague of mine is from nembe. so speak your language and ill call him to verify its authenticity. Once he does, your email too shall be bombed. No bullsheeting. Please bear with me. This sheet needs to be guarded jealously.

Ose Jare Fork Adict. Been there, done that!

ItsModella: It's better to vote for Melvin than to allow our votes go to somebody who called us motherfuckers.

But seriously, Melvin needs to grow some effing balls. This is just so annoying.

ItsModella dearie, do you have the email? Can you PM it to me?

[quote author=russello][/quote]Rusello, I didn't get Fork Addict's mail to me. Can you PM me with it?
I wanna vote aggresively

StateOfMind: Lmao..this is hilarious ..

O dabi wipe ko believe pe Nigerian nimi. Loool.
Bonafide Omo Ibadan

Lol. Fork Addict, jor send aggressive mail yen sinu inbox mi. Mo tin bere e lati ana, mo de tun ti send PM si e. Oo respond. Nisin yin ti mo ti so yoruba, shey mo ti prove pe Nigerian nimi bayi?

Is my Yoruba enough prove that I'm Nigerian?

fork adict: Trust me on that. I know the orijo naija people on here. If I cant vouch for you, sorry, you aint getting nada.


@Itsmodella, i tried to send you a PM but i got a message that I was sending too many and that i couldnt send to you. So if you can send me a PM, I'll respond with the details like I did @Safarigirl.

Fork Addict, I'm waiting for the PM too. Or, I'll just PM you myself

I want that PM too, please

Got this off Twitter

"@LannaSage: Hakeem is the first HOH-in-waiting to be evicted on #bbathechase chai! The thing dey pain am no be small, see face like pesin wey dey stool"

justwise: You are spot on! Its a common online fraud, that happens even in ebay and Amazon, people using stolen credit card to pay for goods online then resale cheaper or they buy things for you online, pay with stolen credit card then collect cash from you. When the police trace the delivery address you get arrested.

I'm tired! People never learn. They think they can wheedle their way through an "Oyinbo" payment site. One way or the other, you'll always get caught!

bigfrancis21: I have always wondered why some people claimed they register TOEFL at a much cheaper price than the official test fee of $175. Then someone told me that it is possible because they buy TOEFL vouchers or something which is cheaper than paying at the official ETS fee.

House, how true is that?

It's a lie jor! If such vouchers exists, you think everyone won't rush and pay for their TOEFL with it?

ferdimako: @babsharon,Bigrfank and Others, today I did get my TOEFL Registration confirmation from ETS and it was way way lower than paying via a debit or credit card. DELETED did the magic! The registration was at a low cost with ease.He uses the other uncommon option. Please anybody who wants, can get to him! Justwise and other moderators should allow him help others. He's not a fraudster and this is not a fraud or advert.I think improper explanations were the problem and hence the disbelief. See my attached file,I will put in his cash tomorrow morning.

If you paid less than the official $175 charged by ETS for the TOEFL Test, then I tell you authoritatively, the guy scammed you and shortchanged ETS. I know what he did, because I almost fell into that trap too. What they do is that, they get credit cards from those scammers, use the credit card (which isn't theirs) to register for you. Hence, the fee they collected from you will be cheap since the money they used to pay for the test isn't theirs. I only pray for you, that the card doesn't charge back, before your exam or before you have a chance to view and print your scores. Otherrwise, once ETS attempts to verify the payment (which they do, but I dunno how they do that), the card company will decline the payment and charge ETS extra money for the deception or whatsoever. ETS will they withold your scores until you pay up. And they'll even add additional $20 (the chargeback fee the credit company levied them). Hope I made sense o! Just my 2 cents

vivysparkles: I just confirmed from vfs...dt section doesn't come up for females...got nothing to do with browser...it jus takes you directly to the security and background section after past and previous work experience. I need the females in the house to please validate this claim.

Its true. That section didn't come up for me as well.

Interview Dates in Lagos are now available. There's 15th, 16th, 17th and Possibly 18th of July available as i type now.

[quote author=omg_star]I've been trying to schedule an appointment for Lagos Consulate since on tuesday (11th) but the system has been responding that "There are currently no dates available."
I need to schedule an appointment ASAP because time is going and my school resumes in August. Please can someone give me a very good suggestion on how I can schedule an appointment myself (catch a date) without patronising "agents".
N.B.: I've been trying since tuesday, morning, afternoon, midnight, early morning.... Please fellow nairalanders help out[/quote]Don't Fret I called those guys twice (cos I've been trying to schedule since tuesday), they said their system has a problem with Lagos bookings, that's why no dates have come up. There are dates for Abuja tho, if you can't wait for Lagos dates to be available

Congrats OjaP on your commencement/graduation today! New Job too!!! I wish you all the best! (Wish I had Imperiouxx's "shayo avatar!) . Go be a winner...

edatika: Yea she, along with all others are missed, May God continue to console and strenghten the families affected.

Although I don't have enough info, do we have the manifest as regards people that were killed at the site. The properties damaged etc
As I've only heard about compensation to victims on the flight.
These are pple who may only fly in airplanes only in dreams...
Its really really sad and unfortunate.
It happened in the day time. Shops were open, and looted, buildings were destroyed..........

So painful

RIP Irene Adekunbi Adebiyi! You're missed

Joey82: gosh ms nas u got me cracking real hard.
no kill person abeg, i'm guilty as charged.

Don't die abeg!

SpicyMimi: Lmaoooooooo!
I so loovveeee this pic.
Seems the boy behind him knows he can't recite it well hence decided to close his eyes with a cute smile....awwwh

Before nko? When I didn't know the answers or the recitations, I pretend and move my lips to the rythm! but there's always one kid (like the one in front) who always forms as if they are the champions and know everything! They have the loudest voices during those recitations Making the rest of us look like dullards

Btw... I rep Airforce Primary School, Ibadan. Federal Government Girls' College, Ipetumodu and Saint Louis School, Ibadan

During the Festivities season (Eid, Christmas and New year) and my parents bought us new clothes and shoes, we'll always go to where they're kept to sneak a peek at it every thirty minutes!
Atimes, when my parents are not around or asleep, we might even wear them and invite our friends to come and look!
When resumption is near the corner and daddy has bought all the new books, shoes, uniforms and bags! We'll line them by the wall in each person's room and admire them! We'll arrange the books meticlously . Even wrap them with newspaper sef!
When its time for my birthday...I'll always sing..You know my birthday will soon be here o! I'll be the first person to wake up in the house that day!

I remember being so sturbborn as a kid! My sisters and I, always commiting one crime or the other
My mum was a teacher (who believed in the "spare the rod and spoil the child" principle. Every crime you commit, you get the beats!
Someone told us in school, that if you want to make your parents stop beating you forever and ever....just faint while they're in the act! How do we achieve that? By putting some cocoyam leaves and salt in your armpits while they're beating you! It failed woefully as not only the cocoyam leaves fell down, my mother just kept laughing hilariously and beat me the more!
Another theory was that if you want your parents to forget you commited a crime, pluck your eyebrows and put it in their shoes!!! we actually thought it worked! But when we had a conversation with my mum recently she said it wasn't that she forgot those crimes, she actually forgave us!

I remember being so sturbborn as a kid! My sisters and I, always commiting one crime or the other
My mum was a teacher (who believed in the "spare the rod and spoil the child" principle. Every crime you commit, you get the beats!
Someone told us in school, that if you want to make your parents stop beating you forever and ever....just faint while they're in the act! How do we achieve that By putting some cocoyam leaves and salt in your armpits while they're beating you! ; it failed woefully as not only the cocoyam leaves fell down, my mother just kept laughing hilariously and beat me the more!
Another theory was that if you want your parents to forget you commited a crime, pluck your eyebrows and put it in their shoes!!! we actually thought it worked! But when we had a conversation with my mum recently she said it wasn't that she forgot those crimes, she actually forgave us!

sylve11: Get behind me!

Who's guilty of this?

who's guilty of this??