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Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Two Sounds Like Good News To You? by MuttleyLaff: 8:58am On Nov 10, 2019
malvisguy212:
English do not interpret scripture, Greek and Hebrew do, in that Philippians 2:12 the Greek word for fear can also mean respect.
Look at you chopping logic smh. When I use my very sharp blade kitchen with fear and trembling, means I treasure myself and my fingers, so I use the knife with respect, not because its a monster or something of that sort

malvisguy212:
well. the different between my religion and your is that yours is doing and mine is DONE.
Look at you, smh. I am sure, you really dont know what religion is, and if I should tug you about the meaning of it, you'll be chomping your teeth

Nwanne, religion is done and doing, lol. Look up the number of times of word "religion" up in the bible, lol, then use James 1:26-27 to grasp what religion is all about and really is, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Two Sounds Like Good News To You? by MuttleyLaff: 8:43am On Nov 10, 2019
malvisguy212:
that's the point. the ark foreshadowed the work of salvation. what if Noah did not enter the Ark ? so you mean because he built ( work) the ark, in anyway he is save ?
No! Whats the matter with you guys erhn?

Did Noah not work, as in walk into the Ark ni? Why didnt Noah just stand outside the Ark without moving his legs to work walk into the Ark nau and lets see if or not he would have been saved
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Two Sounds Like Good News To You? by MuttleyLaff: 8:25am On Nov 10, 2019
malvisguy212:
the good news is by seating on a boat and allow the boat to do all the work. but the unsaved man try to swim from one end to the other by his own strength.
Good News is doing work, by seating on a boat and allow the boat to do work, even as you navigate it.

An unsaved man tries to swim from one end of a river to the other end by his own strength, doesnt want God to be any part of the equation.

malvisguy212:
the good news the Gospel bring, It bids me fly and gives me wings! Salvation is not WORKING; it is RESTING on the WORK of Another. Salvation is not based on what we might do; it is based on what Christ has ALREADY DONE.

God holiness utterly condemn the best man. God Grace freely justified the worst.
"28Therefore they said to Him, “What shall we do, so that we may work the works of God?”
29Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He has sent.
"
- John 6:28-29

One day, some people asked Jesus what work(s) does God want us to do. Jesus in an uncompromisingly forthright way, as in meaning, without mincing words told them, its simply the work of faith. Grace is God’s giving us something we cannot earn or deserve. We cant earn by ourselves what Jesus has done for all, we dont serve what Jesus did for us. It is all down to the grace and benevolence of God. Now salvation is work, even Philippians 2:12 confirms this comment when it said: "... work out your salvation with fear and trembling"
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Two Sounds Like Good News To You? by MuttleyLaff: 8:08am On Nov 10, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
Was the Ark for eternal salvation or for protection from a temporary flood?
Smh, you this man sef.

The ark was a shadow jor. It foreshadowed something else that came later. Do you want me to give you a few lists of the peculiarity of the ark, it historically and interestingly shared with eternal salvation ni?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Man And Satan Have Immortality? by MuttleyLaff: 7:59am On Nov 10, 2019
blueAgent:
Does Man and Satan have Immortality,?
Millions of dollars are spent annually by government and private firms on research inorder to discover the key to Immortality but the sad truth is that man cannot have Immortality by his our effort.
Man's nature:
People have been erroneously taught that man is made of an immortal soul and spirit that cannot die this is wrong and unbiblical.
In genesis God gave us a blue print on how man was made.
Man was made from the dust and God gave him life (breath/spirit) by breathing into man's nostrils and man became a living soul genesis 2:7.
Satan has promoted the concept or lie that a man does not really die after death but that his soul and spirit lives on this was the very same lie he sold to Eve when he urged her to eat the forbidden fruit.

A major reason for this misunderstanding is that people fail to understand what the Bible refers to as a soul or a spirit.

In the Bible a spirit can refer or mean 3 different things.

*A living being:God is a spirit, Angels,Demons & Satan are spirits Heb12:9,Heb 1:7, Leviticus 20:27

*It can also be used to refer to the breath of life in Man or animals
James 2:26,Job 33:4,Ecclesiastes 12:7 Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.

*It can also be used to refer to a persons will, capacity, countenance,reasoning, mind,intellect,zeal,thoughts,visions or dreams.Gen6:3,Genesis 41:8, Exdous 31:3,Exdous 35:31.
Isaiah 40:13 ...'Who has directed the Spirit of the LORD, ornbeing his counsellor has taught him?'
Romans 11:34 ...'For who has known the mind of the Lord? Or who has been his counsellor?'

Also the Soul in the Bible refers to 3 different things.
* A living person or animal.genesis12:15,genesis 46:18
* Life force or life of a person

Genesis 35:18
* Faculty or reasoning or intellect of a person,mind,thoughts.
songs of Solomon 1:7,3:1, Isaiah 26:8&9.

As we can see no where in the Bible does the spirit or soul of a person mean something that has immortality or that can exist on its own.the Bible also inform us that the Dead know nothing neither there soul or spirit is concoius of anything as erroneously taught to people.
Man is nothing more but clay or dust powered by the spirit of God
Life is what makes us a Soul.

When God created man God made provision for man to have the key to eternal life by giving man access to the tree of life in the garden, genesis 2:9 when man fell God knew that man will perpetuate sin if he lived for ever by having access to the tree of life genesis 3:22-24
So God drove man out of the garden of Eden and placed a flaming sword and Cheribuim to guard the way to the tree of life. In the Bible man is called Mortal man, Job4:17 meaning subject to death.


Satan and God's creations.
God did not create any living being with the capacity to live eternally on it's own the, the Bible declears that only God has Immortality, this means that Satan and man don't have Immortality considering the fact that both man and Satan as well as the Angels and Demons are all created beings who have a beginning and also an end. God alone has Immortality he was neither created or has a beginning or end.1timothy6:16

In Ezekiel 28:14 God passed sentence of death on Satan this confirms the fact that Satan does not have immortality.

God's redemption plan.
When Adam (Man) fell and lost his place in the garden of Eden and hence access to the tree of life death reigned from Adam to the entire human race.Roms5:14 it was God's desire to bring man back to the garden and the only way was for God to send his son(Jesus Christ) to die and shed his blood as an atonement for Man's sin.mark10:45, through the death and ressurection of Jesus man has been given back access to the tree of life Rev2:17, this gift of immortality will be given at the 2nd coming of Jesus precisely at the resurrection of the just.Rev 22:2 & 14,John6:54,John 12:25,John 10:28, John 11:25

In Conclusion.
Neither man or Satan has immortality, only God has Life inherently in him(immortality)
Man's hope of living eternally has been established through the scarifice made by Jesus only Jesus can give man immortality any other means will lead to failure and death. John 6:51,John 6:40

Thank you

Please note this Bible verses on the Soul.
THE SOUL THAT SINS SHALL DIE
Ezek 18:4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.
Ezek 18:20 The soul that sinneth, it shall die.

Ezek 33:11 Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn

ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel?
Psa 22:29 All they that be fat upon earth shall eat and worship: all they that go down to the dust shall bow before him: and none can keep alive his own soul.

Psa 33:18 Behold, the eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him, upon them that hope in his mercy;

Psa 56:13 For thou hast delivered my soul from death: wilt not thou deliver my feet from falling, that
I may walk before God in the light of the living?
Psa 89:48 What man is he that liveth, and shall not see death? shall he deliver his soul from the hand of the grave?
Human immortality, in beginning was available to be put on, but it was sniffed at, and since then after, human immortality has been a holy grail, something eagerly pursued or sought after, something to be gained or to have.
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Two Sounds Like Good News To You? by MuttleyLaff:
alBHAGDADI:
So to you, you can build a skyscraper all by yourself without highering labourers. That's good news to you?

Sorry to bust your bubble, God does not give half promises. He does everything once and gives it out in perfection.
Did Noah not build an ark all by himself ni? Abeggy comot for road jaare, make beta pipul pass jor. angry angry angry
You think its only you who knows how to play hardball ni, erhn?
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Two Sounds Like Good News To You? by MuttleyLaff: 7:44am On Nov 10, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
Imagine someone walks up to you and says he wants to give you a 50 storey skyscraper on Eko Atlantic City. He then says you will be the one to build it from scratch i.e dig the foundation, mix the cement bend the irons, mould the blocks and build it up to the 50th floor all by yourself without highering labourers. Will you consider that to be good news?

Now, imagine someone offers you the keys to an already completed skyscraper in Eko Atlantic and says all you have to do is believe it exists. is this good news?
The former and latter are both good news if coming from God, it becomes a different sort of scenario and the plot thickens, if it is someone with dubious and questionable character making the promise and/or offer
Celebrities › Re: Taiwo Lijadu Is Dead!!! by MuttleyLaff: 4:54pm On Nov 09, 2019
Ko ni da fun stroke. Hin no go beta for stroke angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: We Have Been Lied To The Earth Is Flat And Not A Globe by MuttleyLaff: 4:32pm On Nov 09, 2019
kkins25:
... do note that it was not a penguin taking this pictures.
kkins25, got some "wee yu kip kwayet there" savage jokes sha....
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff:
Parables usually have a plethora of lessons, moral truth in them and actually are a faithful representation of reality. They at times are told, as a story, with verisimilitude characters in them. The rich man, an unnamed character & the beggar poor man, who was given a Lazarus name character, in Luke 16 is an example of parables with verisimilitude characters.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Iginla Has A "Pool Of Betheseda" In His Church by MuttleyLaff:
delishpot:
What kind of scam is this? What shameless display of crookery is this? Father lord, have mercy!
The hustle is real, lol.

Goshen360:
I saw this on YouTube from one the the bloggers I follow their blog and I was sick to my stomach. Many Christians didn't not even know Jesus had already rendered that pool of Bethesda null and void in his days.

Men like iginla are just merchandise of the Bible
See as, I just put hand rest for neck, come yakata open mouth wide bin dey mumu look

Nwanne, please share when and how Jesus in His days rendered that pool of Bethesda null and void. Thank you.

petra1:
Nothing is wrong in blessing a pool for the purpose of healing . But what is wrong is demanding money for it
I completely 110% agree with Petra1 that commercialising and managing the pool in a way designed to make money and/or profit is wrong
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff:
solite3:
First, the story is never called a parable.
solite3, please stop trying to make fetch happen, because it's just not going to happen. Biko, jor now.

Why is it not a parable?
What is your understanding definition of what is a parable?

solite3:
Many other of Jesus' stories are designated as parables, such as the sower and the seed (Luke 8:4); the prosperous farmer (Luke 12:16); the barren fig tree (Luke 13:6); and the wedding feast (Luke 14:7)
Luke 16:19-31, which is story of the nameless rich man and beggar poor man named Lazarus, was designated as a parable as far early and way back in Luke 15:3. This was a successive spate of parable telling by Jesus on that eventful learning day. Quite a large number of parables said in quick succession was done and quashed in between Luke 15:3 and Luke 16:19-31, by Jesus. I previously, asked you to take a wild guess solite3, on how many number of parables in total, did Jesus churn out between Luke 15:3 and Luke 16:19-31 and to list them, but you didnt, I guess you were shy, lol. No problem.

solite3:
Second, the story of the rich man and Lazarus uses the actual name of a person. Such specificity would set it apart from ordinary parables, in which the characters are not named.
What is the name of the rich man solite3?

Are you now beginning to understand why I asked you the below resurfaced questions, hmm? lol
1/ Do you know what happened, as in meaning what Jesus did, a few weeks after He narrated the parable of the Rich Man and Beggar Poor Man named Lazarus?
2/ Most of the verisimilitude characters in Jesus' parables, hardly have names, but the name of the beggar poor man was given.
Do you know why Jesus, on purpose, gave Lazarus, as the name of the beggar poor man, in that Luke 16:19-31 parable narrative, hmmm?

You like ignoring and dont answer questions. It is a bad habit of yours and a self-sabotaging behavior one for that matter. I know I earlier asked you these two below questions:
1/ What is a verisimilitude character?
2/ What does verisimilitude character mean, hmm?

You wouldnt have had the nerve to advance your second apology, if you had answered those two questions,

solite3:
Third, this particular story does not seem to fit the definition of a parable, which is a presentation of a spiritual truth using an earthly illustration. The story of the rich man and Lazarus presents spiritual truth directly, with no earthly metaphor. The setting for most of the story is the afterlife, as opposed to the parables, which unfold in earthly contexts.
[img]https://s5/images/parable.jpg[/img]

Did Jesus, not reveal a spiritual truth about sheol, that before then, was never known about, hmm?

solite3:
All the things and events that Jesus used to make parables where things or events that truly took place or relate with.
The story of lazarus and the richman does not strike as a parable based on the evidence provided above and even if, still the message is clear heaven and hell are real and all sinners will end up in hell separated from God.
It is obvious from your pitiful three apologies that your understanding is seriously flawed when it comes to what parables are and you for no justifiable reason, just want to argue with me.

Such a beautiful thread, providing useful and interesting information, but all you want to do, is flaunt and display that you do not know things you should know.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Price Of Lust!!!! by MuttleyLaff: 6:22pm On Nov 08, 2019
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Help A Man Curb His Desires by TrollKiller(m): 6:23pm On Nov 06
https://www.nairaland.com/5514375/man-curb-desires#83798539
Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Man Curb His Desires by MuttleyLaff: 5:42pm On Nov 08, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
if you have nothing to write then just be quiet instead of writing arrant rubbish online. we all know your type... hypocrite xtians who selfishly takes from their holy books "only" what fits their deluded agenda!
Oya because of all that komanbitmi in my aos then. Ndi ara ewu angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Help A Man Curb His Desires by MuttleyLaff: 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
[img]https://media./images/7afcbc6362b53949f7b52ae0b2d9cb3e/tenor.gif[/img]
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
What's doing this one. Na wa Oo
Whats the matter with am?
Who took hin bread from him nau?
Somebody should hold him o.
Just back to the land of the living I guess?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 4:50pm On Nov 08, 2019
solite3:
ok yes I answered hurriedly,
Why you want to be doing something like that for, huh?

solite3:
but you can help me out by providing more text or proof for or against it.
"Then they scoffed, “He’s just a carpenter, the son of Mary and the brother of James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. And his sisters live right here among us.” They were deeply offended and refused to believe in Him."
- Mark 6:3

You gave good answers, but there are better and/or best answers. I can help you out by providing you with Mark 6:3 above. You can see from Mark 6:3 above, that Jesus had His own brothers and sisters, so I ask again solite3, why do you think Jesus, when on the cross at Calvary, handed over His mother Mary, specifically to John and not to any of His own particular brothers and sisters, hmm?. I want you to improve your answer and improve it with the appropiate alternative biblical verse or reference please too.

Remember, I typed about bosom, saying that the term bosom, as a matter of fact and without necessarily going to be sexually suggestive about the term, is used to give the impression of relationship, closeness, fondness, close association, cosy and private, relaxed atmosphere, close attachment, close acquaintance with knowledge of each other etcetera.

C'mon now solite3, this is more than being fair. I already have bailed you out with more than enough clues.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 4:50pm On Nov 08, 2019
solite3:
How did you know it was a parable?
"Then Jesus told them this parable:"
- Luke 15:3

"Jesus also said to His disciples:"
- Luke 16:1

It is easy and very simple how I know it was a parable solite3.

OK, how I know it was a parable is because of what Luke 15:3 above said and leading to be continued in Luke 16:1. There are quite a large number of parables said in quick succession by Jesus between Luke 15:3 and Luke 16:19-31.

Take a wild guess solite3. How many number of parables in total, did Jesus churn out between Luke 15:3 and Luke 16:19-31? Give me the list. lol

solite3:
no pls do explain
No? You dont know?
You dont know what happened, as in meaning what Jesus did, a few weeks after He told the parable of the Rich Man and Beggar Poor Man named Lazarus?

Granted that most of the verisimilitude characters in Jesus' parables, hardly have names, but the name of the beggar poor man was given.
and you dont know why Jesus, on purpose, gave Lazarus, as the name of the beggar poor man, in that Luke 16:19-31 parable narrative, hmmm? Na wa oo. Oleku, shey I bin don tell you something wey you no fit do, ni?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 1:16pm On Nov 08, 2019
jamesid29:
I was kinda hoping you would just present your evidence and how you are parsing those passages so we can work thru it together. Im really not interested in a showdown between you and maamin
I am not really concerned about you jamesid29. Besides, I have nothing to work out with you. It is a showdown between truth and falsehood, not a showdown between Maamin and MuttleyLaff. As I previously have said, I'll send you the "sons of God" memo the moment Maamin grows one.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by MuttleyLaff:
jamesid29:
If you don't mind, maybe you can share those evidences and how you are parsing the disputed texts that use the words "sons of Elohim" in the OT namely Genesis 6:4, job 1:6,job 2:1 and job 38:7 ... Thanks
Of course jamesid29, of course the evidences will easily show "sons of God" aka "sons of Elohim" that appeared before God were human beings and never a chance of ice in hell were they any of the angelic hosts of heaven.

By the time I am done, you'll be mercilessly beating yourself up, for so long believing they were angels, the celestial being type. The ball is in Maamin court for the showdown. Lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by MuttleyLaff:
jamesid29:
Would be nice to know what you're basing your theory of the Seth line being the Sons of God from an old testament worldview on...
jamesid29, all I have to do is let the Bible say by itself what and who the sons of God were and/or are. This is nothing about theories, but is dealing with actual incontrovertible facts jamesid29 from OT and NT standpoints.

The evidences will show who the Bible, without a shadow of doubt clearly states who were or are the sons of God that appeared before the Lord, lol, suffice to say, it certainly weren't angelic hosts of heaven, lol, but without a shadow of doubt, were and are human beings

Maamin, won't take the challenge and risk having her illusion destroyed, so will play it safe, so keep the delusion and flame of falsehood alive, lol

I'll cc you whenever Maamin picks up the gauntlet.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 7:53am On Nov 08, 2019
solite3:
John is that disciple whom Jesus loved.

John 19:26-27 When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!
Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.
Very good answer giving "John is that disciple whom Jesus loved", and relying on John 19:26-27 for support, but in the context and spirit of talking about idioms them two are not the best answers solite3.

I know if you carefully think deeply, you can come up with the best answer and best proof verse too. lol. Let the Spirit take over from the flesh, yield to the Spirit to help you with the answer.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 7:53am On Nov 08, 2019
solite3:
do you know that the story was a real life event?
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
I beg to differ with you solite3.
To start with, it was a parable for crying out loud,
or wasnt it not, ni, hmmm?. C'mon.

solite3:
Jesus never uses real names of people to make parables.
You're right that Jesus usually doesnt use real names of people to make parables. This is why I asked you the two earlier resurfaced questions below that you evaded replying to
1/ Do you know what happened, as in meaning what Jesus did, a few weeks after He narrated the parable of the Rich Man and Beggar Poor Man named Lazarus?
2/ Most of the verisimilitude characters in Jesus' parables, hardly have names, but the name of the beggar poor man was given.
Do you know why Jesus, on purpose, gave Lazarus, as the name of the beggar poor man, in that Luke 16:19-31 parable narrative, hmmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by MuttleyLaff:
Maamin:
And what epistle will you be bugging me out with that i have not seen?
Maamin, like I previously stated, there are three cardinal points that always must be borne in mind. Have more than you show, speak less than you know and never show your hand too early. The last one, is about change, as the time is now, to take you to the cleaners Maamin, lol.

Maamin:
...naaahh! I will pass grin
What are you develping cold feet for, hmm? Just prepare yourself for a surprising and pleasant discovery, that you've all this while mistaken what the "sons of God" really are.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed, so they might say naaahh! I will pass grin

The light of the truth can be harsh to the eyes of those that have been in the dark for too long. There is a western part of the country colloquial, that says:
"Ti ogun ẹni ba daniloju, a maa jẹnlẹngẹ fi gba ori"
which loosely translated means:
"When you have confidence in your juju jazz charm, you can knack or smack it on your head, safely and gently without having any ill feeling and/or problem" lol.

Give a time, day and date for us have this once and for all duel to death, to forever put the nail in the coffin of your misguided belief that angels are called sons of God. C'mon Maamin step up to the plate. Dont let your side down, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 10:44pm On Nov 07, 2019
This thread is about idioms, of which Abraham's bosom, from Luke 16:22, is a very good classical example of one.

Now can someone please tell me whether or not the beggar poor man was carried into Abraham's literal or not, bosom or frontal chest area? Of course, the place is real and exists, but the term, Abraham's bosom is used figuratively. Literally carrying the beggarpoor man into Abraham's bosom or chest area did not happen.

What usually, by the way, is a parable?

We all know that Jesus, told quite a sizeable amount of parables, as a matter of fact, varying in total, between a number of 45 and 60.
The parables usually have a plethora of lessons, moral truth in them and actually are a faithful representation of reality. They at times are told, as a story, with verisimilitude characters in them. The rich man, unnamed character & the beggar poor man given a Lazarus name character, in Luke 16 is an example of parables with verisimilitude characters.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Was The Book Of Enoch Removed From The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 9:59pm On Nov 07, 2019
Maamin:
There are many glaring evidences both in the Bible and outside the Bible. Many Apocryphal text and none canonised books made this clear that angels took daughters of men. But these people just don't want to take the word for what it says grin
Maamin:
I think this is clear enough and has revealed a lot concerning this issue ...let's wait and see how they deny all this �
Maamin:
My brother this people will twist anything in the scripture just to fix in their erroneous teaching. How can Jude be warning against Enoch's writing when in fact he was acknowledging it ? Truth is has been made plain right before them. Pride and ego won't let them accept it. wink
Maamin:
Same way Jude acknowledge the writings of Enoch, Peter did also. They all agreed on the same teaching. Perfect! Well done bro!
Come and meet me at below link, lets once and for all sort out this "sons of God" brouhaha and the next giving you a good hiding to reset you back to correct default settings about the BoE
https://www.nairaland.com/5375336/nephilim-sons-god/6#83829215
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff:
solite3:
yes of cause the bible is a very literal book as it contains documented history and names of real people but although the bosom of Abraham is a real place but the term" bosom of Abraham" is rather an idiom as the word "bosom" is used to indicate intimacy rather than a real place.
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
- Matthew 7:15

Matthew 7:15's wolf in sheep clothing is another good biblical idiom.

The term bosom, as a matter of fact and without necessarily going to be sexually suggestive about the term, is used to give the impression of relationship, closeness, fondness, close association, cosy and private, relaxed atmosphere, close attachment, close acquaintance with knowledge of each other etcetera.

Here's an interesting question for you solite3 or anybody else for that matter. Why do you think Jesus when on the cross at Calvary, handed off His mother Mary specifically to John and not to any of His own particular brothers and sisters, hmm?. Back up your answer with biblical verse or reference please
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 9:30pm On Nov 07, 2019
solite3:
humm
I think Jesus wanted to show it was a real story.
Very true sheol has two sections one for the righteous and one for the unrighteous but this was before christ death and resurrection.
When Christ died the souls of the righteous was relocated to heaven where christ is, and anyone who dies in Christ would also be where Christ is which is heaven but the unrighteous souls still remain in sheol only the bodies of the righteous remain buried in the grave or sheol.
Will you for a second please stop in a quick and hasty manner replying to comment hmm?

What is a verisimilitude character? What does verisimilitude character mean, hmm?

I repeat, until Jesus' parable in the NT, sheol in general, without necessarily distinguishing between righteous or unrighteous souls, has been the realm of the dead or abode of the dead. We have verses in OT (e.g. Psalm 9:17 etcetera) suggesting that the wicked go to sheol and nothing about those that arent wicked is said of where they are.

It wasnt until Jesus in the NT, brought things into perspective when He shared the hyperbolic illustration of sheol with the story of the rich man being elsewhere and Abraham with the beggar poor man being on a different side that we got to know that sheol actually has two sections. This is the very important point and observation to know about I was making. C'mon, at ease soldier. Relax. lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Age Of Earth - Scientists Lie! by MuttleyLaff:
budaatum:
Mirror mirror on the wall
Mirror mirror on the wall, I was going to ask you, is budaatum the fairest queen of them all when she looks in the mirror, but then I quickly realised that true beauty cant be seen in a mirror
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Some Idioms In The Bible? by MuttleyLaff: 9:00pm On Nov 07, 2019
solite3, well done brother, this is a very commendable thread and deserving approval and admiration for providing useful and interesting information

Just to build up on your explantion on what idioms are. Idioms exist in every language. They are a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not easily deducible from the constituent individual words used in the idiom or saying make up (e.g. I can eat a horse, its raining cats and dogs, drop me with a feather etcetera) Idioms are words or phrases that aren't meant to be taken literally.

solite3:
Can you mention some other idioms in the bible?
"And I have said, I will bring you up out of the affliction of Egypt unto the land of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, unto a land flowing with milk and honey."
- Exodus 3:17

"And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."
- Matthew 10:14

"And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;"
- Luke 16:22

"Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch"
- Matthew 15:14

Please dont tell me that the beggar was literally carried into Abraham's bosom here, like as if a literal physical real Abraham's chest area place.. Of course that place is a literal place, put literally carrying the beggar into Abraham's bosom or chest area is not, besides the Luke 16:22 narrative is a parable.

We all know that Jesus, told quite a sizeable amount of parables, as a matter of fact, varying in total, between a number of 45 and 60.
The parables usually have a plethora of lessons and moral truth in them. Actually are a faithful representation of reality. They at times are told, as a story, with verisimilitude characters in them. The rich man & beggar poor man named, Lazarus characters, in Luke 16 is an example of parables with verisimilitude characters.

Fyi, we have verses in OT (e.g. Psalm 9:17 etcetera) suggesting that the wicked go to sheol but it was Jesus in the NT that brought things into perspective for us, where and when He shared the hyperbolic illustration of sheol with the story of the rich man being elsewhere and Abraham with the beggar poor man being on a different side

Well, until Jesus' parable in the New Testament, Luke 16:19-31 to be precise, sheol in general, without necessarily distinguishing between righteous or unrighteous souls, has been the realm of the dead or abode of the dead, but from Jesus' parable, we got to know, that, Sheol, has two sections with a dividing gulf (i.e. a demarcation, if you'll like to call it that way) The two sections were the Rich man section and a place called, Abraham's bosom section

Here are some interesting things to think about:
1/ Do you know what happened, as in meaning what Jesus did, a few weeks after He narrated the parable of the Rich Man and Beggar Poor Man named Lazarus?
2/ Most of the verisimilitude characters in Jesus' parables, hardly have names, but the name of the beggar poor man was given.
Do you know why Jesus, on purpose, gave Lazarus, as the name of the beggar poor man, in that Luke 16:19-31 parable narrative, hmmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nephilim And Sons Of God: Who Are They? by MuttleyLaff: 7:58pm On Nov 07, 2019
budaatum:
If you look in a mirror, reason would make you see mutt!
You have a slender grasp on reality budaatum, "Talo ni trailer, to nyi lọ" lol. Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Age Of Earth - Scientists Lie! by MuttleyLaff: 7:55pm On Nov 07, 2019
kkins25:
Haha. You never really questioned anything. You simply blocked out the conflict by enforcing your previous paradigm by finding connection which do not exist except in your eyes of course.
Christianity has always been perplexing.
Why arent I surprised it is

kkins25:
Please help me strengthen my faith in our lord God.
This prayer should have first be directed at God naa.

kkins25:
Can you explain to me without any spiritual mombo jumbo, how the concept of trinity exist in a monotheistic religious system.
If it exists in kkins, what's bad in it existing in the Godhead kkins25, hmm?

kkins25:
Can you use the bible ro elucidate the origin of all human races?
The human race came from one human template, meaning that the Adam template was used for making many copies of other human beings

kkins25:
Can you use the bible to tell us how penguins travelled from Antarctica to middle east into noahs ark?
kkins25, 120 years is a very long time and its enough to acquire penguins from the Antarctica to the Middle East into Noah's ark now , you know.

kkins25:
Can you tell me how noahs ark, could contain all the species on earth? Including plant species which would have been destroyed after the flood
Yes, without getting or going "genus/genera" technical, it could contain all the species on earth, including plant species which would have been destroyed after the flood, if the species were infants and the plant species were seedlings and/or seeds

kkins25:
Can you tell us, why God wants ro make sure a maximum number of souls are fotten to fuel the flames of hell
You are missing a trick here kkins25. It has nothing to do with souls being used as fuel, but rather has to do with the noble act of allowing every soul the opportunity to exercise the right to come into existence

kkins25:
Can you tell me from the bible where, it explicitly provides reason for God not killing the devil and sacing us all this trouble.
Do you really think killing the devil at the very beginning will save us all this trouble, huh? Has the devil ever personally threatened you kkins25? Has the devil personally ever got you into trouble kkins25, hmm? I think the problem is not the devil per se, because the devil doesnt force people to do anything, dont you agree kkins25, hmm? This is an invalid question ojaare

kkins25:
Can you tell me, from the bible also why the human genome is full of useless sequwnces so to spea
Artistic license kkins25. Its just as simple as that, so please dont sweat it

kkins25:
Can you tell me why God created 'malaria'...
Why not create malaria, same way death was created, hmm? God created malaria because of the God prerogative.

kkins25:
Can you tell me why does who share faith with yours often think the earth is flat?
Look at your fingers kkins24, are they equal in length? No, I didnt think they'll be.

kkins25:
Do you think the earth is the centre of the universe?
Nope

kkins25:
If the bible is Gods word then why is there no consensus on the axtual message God intends to pass?
We each look at things from different angles and level of vantage points.

kkins25:
Why did God not born himself in every society as the christ and save every race?
It is not necessary is why

kkins25:
Why only the jews?
Why only the Jews what?

kkins25:
if jesus resurrected in the flesh, does that mean God has a human face now?
Yes.

kkins25:
Ihedinobi3, you can help too.. help save kkins25 from the damnation of hell
Empathy and having compassion to your neighbour will save you from the lake of fire kkins25.
Christianity Etc › Re: Age Of Earth - Scientists Lie! by MuttleyLaff: 7:02pm On Nov 07, 2019
budaatum:
How to date a planet
h ttps://youtu.be/YSau4HTNjkE
MuttleyLaff:
budaatum, is it true that Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system, that shes got the second hottest body in the entire solar system, beaten only by the sun and so too hot to want to be in any serious relationship with anyone? If Venus, Earth's hot sister, is out of a suitor's reach, and since you've given how to date a planet, why not also provide info, on how to date and marry her sister, earth, marry some other planet, marry sun, marry moon and/or even marry a star.

Some say, you never ask a lady her age, or it's rude to ask a woman planet her age. You would know this and can attest to it. How old are you budaatum?

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