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FrLukas:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] What dialect do you speak, so I can translate the comment you directly made about and in reply to malvisguy212, back to you in that vernacular. Where is the correlation in what malvisguy212 typed that you directly replied with talking about raping the neighbour's daughter, erhn? jesusjnr:Name one pastor, who has publicly come out, to justify rape and adultery with the grace of God. ![]() |
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malvisguy212: FrLukas: jesusjnr:and you call yourself a father. Is that what they nowadays, teach in the RCC cementary dead place, sorry, its a Freudian slip, I meant to type seminary, hmm, that raping the neighbour's underaged daughter is good work, the work of God?. Is that kind of good work, the work of God you think malvisguy212 is talking about hmm? Abeggy, dont let that shameless self proclaimed prophet jesusjnr egg you on to continue saying something that is foolish |
johnkay1: kunleweb:Thats the Bill Gates "unassuming" look. Watch most Bill Gates photoshoot, thats just how he usually looks. Dangote too often adopts that look too Do you know what humility or humble really means? Now not trying stir up a hornet's nest here but when I hear people say so-and-so has humility or such-and-such is so humble. I am like, well, hmm but do you know that "humility isn't actually humility unless there's something you're good enough at, to be humble about." That was a God quote from the "Joan of Arcadia" series, it used to be shown a few years back on the CBS Network. It was when I heard that line in the series, that the penny about Numbers 12:3 below dropped for me "(Now Moses was a very humble man, more humble than anyone else on the face of the earth.)" - Numbers 12:3 Bill Gates, Otedola Dangote have billions, there's something financially good enough in their accounts, they can afford to be looking sheepish, disinterested or mumu like in photoshots, lol. |
gobuchinny:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Smh. MuttleyLaff: gobuchinny:Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. When trash resides in the heart, it will be exposed in perverse speech and revealed in rubbish posts, like I've been reading on this thread Matured sons/daughters know that the BoE is a dumpster ready made for the gullible, the waywards, those with itching ears and easily impressed. I have back to back read the BoE, and trust me there is one best place for it, and that is to be flushed down the toilet |
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Aaronsrod:It is only a dimwit who would believe Jesus had propulsion to ascend into heavens, like used in rockets to launch into space. Smh. If Jesus could walk into a room through the wall and a closed door, then why couldnt He rise into heaven without any rocket propulsion, hmm? Brock1:You do know the frenchman Nostradamus was an apothecary, hmm? Anyway if he said the following that "pigs will become brothers to man" then though I think I guess I know what he means by that comment, but still hmmm., besides how many out of his about a thousand quatrains did Nostradamus predict accurately, erhn?. Brock1:Dont let americanhumanist.org be your influence. I checked the site and I immediately detected in less than 2 minutes, how americanhumanist.org is misleading with incorrect info and shallow understanding. To be honest with you Brock1, I wouldnt recommend you allow or give americanhumanist.org the capacity to have an effect on your character building, your general and overall development and behaviour, as in, meaning dont allow it shape the way in which you act or conduct yourself towards others and especially to God. Brock1:The believe in God is the beginning of wisdom. Congratulations in believing in God. I repeat, with the greatest respect Brock1, and beg that, oftentimes what seemingly are thought to be contradictions in the bible, arent at all contradictions. They largely are phantom Bible contradictions Brock1:"“Most assuredly, I say to you, he who believes in Me, the works that I do he will do also; and greater works than these he will do, because I go to My Father." - John 14:12 Brock1, can I ask you simple, easy and straightforward questions that require honest sincere and direct answers? 1/ Did Jesus separate siamese twins or conjoined babies? 2/ Are siamese twins or conjoined babies succesfully separated now, and at the present time? If you request it, I can give you an exhaustible lists of greater works than Jesus done with medical internet website references Brock1:"The time has come for judgment to begin, and God's own people are the first to be judged. If it starts with us, how will it end with those who do not believe the Good News from God?" - 1 Peter 4:17 Brock1, work out your own salvation. Whoever that does fake miracles will get his/her comeuppance for misleading people and taking advantage of their desperation. |
gobuchinny:Each one of the 66 books, making up the Bible, are given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousnes, not and never the accursed BoE. GOD is not asking yours or my opinion about His word, because God wants us to face are facts, deal with genuineness, goodness and truthfulness gobuchinny:gobuchinny, we learn something new about God everyday gobuchinny:Dont just say that God has said something. Show it now, show where in the bible, God or any other person for that matter, mentioned that the BoE is scripture gobuchinny:That is their destiny gobuchinny. gobuchinny:I pity the generation of indomie and banana island christians too, so makes at least two of us that pity them gobuchinny:Smh, gobuchinny, remember, I previously typed that, I quote from the Quran, but it doesnt mean I quote from the Quran because I believe or know it is a God breath book inspired work of God. I also added that, similar applies to Peter and Jude, they quoted from the accursed BoE, not to endorse it but making a point with the references to the text in it they used. Now let me clear you more and properly. Apostle Paul wrote more than half of the 27 books, epistles and letters that make up the New Testament. Guess what gobuchinny. Apostle Paul quoted pagan unbelievers philosophers in those at least 13 books, epistles and letters written by him. Yes, he quoted Seneca, Epimenides, Menander, Plato, Socrates, Aristole and Aratus Just as with Peter and Jude quoting the BoE, not for the purpose of endorsing it but used for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousnes against the false teachers, so Apostle Paul too wasnt supporting any of the pagan unbelievers philosophers he quoted from, but instead was using their material he quoted from in his work of defending and spreading the gospel. I can give you a long list, but because of time, will limit it to just two short examples. Apostle Paul, in Acts 17:28 and 1 Corinthians 15:33 quotes from two pagan unbeliever philosophers writers, Aratus and Menander. That Acts 17:28b, where Apostle Paul says, "As some of your own poets have said, 'For we are also his offspring'", actually had the line taken from the Phaenomena of Aratus and of course Aratus is the name of the pagan unbeliever poet he did not mention, lol. The 1 Corinthians 15:33 "Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners" was lifted and copied by Apostle Paul from Thais, a work done by pagan unbeliever writer called Menander, who supposedly had earlier quoted from another person called Euripides, a pagan unbeliever scholar, lol. gobuchinny:Why dont you just show where in the 66 books of the bible, he books of Enoch is mentioned. It's either you put up or shut up. ![]() gobuchinny:"The wicked have told me fables: but not as thy law." - Psalm 119:85 No sire, get away from me shaitan!. We are warned not to give heed to Jewish fables, to pay no attention to Jewish myths and have nothing to do with godless myths and old wives' tales. Praise God. Alleluia. gobuchinny:You're more confused than a fart let loose on the production line floor of fan making factory. Only God can help you gobuchinny:You're making whistling noises and to make it worse, doing it in the wind. gobuchinny:Do you know what a boomerang is, huh?. If you do, then watch yourself, and choose your words, choose them carefully whenever and wherever it involves MuttleyLaff because boomerangs recoils on the originator. gobuchinny:I am this much close to about resigning myself to the fact you're a lost cause where this matter of the BoE is concerned |
Rekhina:If God can locate Cornelius, God's grace can locate you, can restore the faith that you're losing and help overcome any unbelief. Fyi and so that you know, any that obey the commandment(s) of Jesus Christ will not go to hell. |
Brock1:No, I know not of any contradictions in the bible and I am not aware that, there are contradictions in the bible too. With the greatest respect Brock1, I beg, oftentimes what seemingly are thought to be contradictions, arent at all contradictions. They largely are phantom Bible contradictions Brock1:You can test its validity by checking on its truthfulness, its trustworthiness, its track record, fulfilled prophecies etcetera |
gobuchinny:Nwanne, kedu, long time until recent, how bodi nau? gobuchinny:It is providence, it is good that you yielded to God's will and responded gobuchinny:My balls were given me by God, and I forever thank Him for them. Nwanne please show where , if not from the BoE, that God at anytime cast any Angel's in hell. Asides 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6 which other bible advanced the idea that God at anytime cast any Angel's in hell. gobuchinny, I quote from the Quran, but it doesnt mean I quote from the Quran because I believe or know it is a God breath book inspired work of God. Similar applies to Peter and Jude, they quoted from the accursed BoE, not to endorse it but making a point with the references to the text in it they used gobuchinny:gobuchinny, God appointed only certain number of men to be writers. As a matter of fact, 40 men wrote the entire God's Word, that is the 66 books, making up the Bible. It will interest you to know gobuchinny, that Enoch was not one, among any of the 40 men writers inspired by God to write. Enoch, just never put pen to paper talkless write anything called the book of Enoch gobuchinny:What exactly and contextually was the book of 2nd Peter tackling and talking about now gobuchinny, hmm? You go school now, you sabi read, you at least are literate enough to be able to point out the true intentions of the two authors, Peter andJude, and analyze the whole context of their letters, the parallels or similarities gobuchinny:"I also tell you that you are Peter, and on this Rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell will not prevail against it. (i.e. meaning upon this Rock I will build my church, and all the powers of hell will not conquer it." - Matthew 16:18 gobuchinny, do not let the BoE get you in a reading slump, lol. Matthew 16:18 above and this is all, I'll for now, will say to your comment here, lol. gobuchinny:"Agbẹdọ" loosely translated means, God forbid bad thing gobuchinny:gobuchinny, MuttleyLaff will rather stay true in the darkness of the book of Enoch and be humble in the spotlight of revealing what an accursed book the BoE is The book of Enoch is a case of res ipsa loquitur, meaning the thing, the evidence speaks for itself, lol. Look at the slanders in the book now, the contrary to reason and/or common sense, the utterly absurd, ridiculous and impossicants in the BoE. C'mon now gobuchinny, dont be in denial. Dont deny any of these which are very obvious to see now. Living in denial, only makes accepting the truth about the accursed BoE that much harder. |
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gobuchinny:My friend, God did not at anytime yet cast any angel anywhere down to any hell, and/or hasnt delivered anyone into any chains of darkness, to be reserved into judgement. This is a traditional story popularly regarded as historical but not authenticated by any other bible verse except for 2 Peter 2:4 or Jude 1:6 and these two 2 Peter 2:4 and Jude 1:6 verses were lifted from the BoE, which , the BoE is never attributed to be scripture because it is an uninspired, not God breath accursed book. It is the BoE and Jewish fables that popularised the concept of angels being sons of God, having sexual intercourse with female human beings, impregnating and marrying them. This is just lies, slander and a terrible figment of imagination gobuchinny:The bible, leaving no room for confusion or doubt, never, says the sons of God are angels. It does however points the sons of God to be human beings. The BoE doesnt do or say human beings are sons of God because it is a book full of old wives' tales and beliefs that are incorrect. gobuchinny:Oh oh, someone's woke, lol gobuchinny:Praise God. Alleluia. lol gobuchinny:Thank you Abba. |
mikezuruki:Thank you for creating the opportunity with this thread to build and/or make others grow in learning. If there's something in the dark, that needs to shine a torchlight upon, please, biko, joor, dont hesistate to shout out about it. |
alphalpha:Maybe its because he knows one or two things you dont know about the true meaning of the word Christian, lol |
Brock1:Give me a list of examples, because I dont understand how you mean even if they are false. |
Brock1:Yes, those recorded stories of the Bible should be believed |
mikezuruki:mikezuruki, because I am making the reply to be short and simple as possibly can, if I had left you lagging behind or somewhere in the dark, please dont hesistate to holler. mikezuruki, Adam and Eve, were co-heirs in the beautiful and alluring world that God had set out before them. It will do you in good stead to accept and agree that Adam and Eve before the fall from grace had experienced and enjoyed the state of being calm, peaceful, untroubled and free from the ills of sin. There was nothing before their fall from grace, that disturbed the tranquillity of their garden of Eden life mikezuruki, though, I am trying to make this short and simple, I think it is important to leap frog forward a bit and then will come back to return to the above to continue. So I leap frog to Mary and Jesus in John 2:4, where Jesus said to His mother Mary, the following words "Woman, what does that have to do with us? My hour has not yet come."" From Genesis 3:6 and John 2:4 above, woman, by a God design, will always, put forward (plan(s) or suggestion(s)) for consideration by others (i.e. to the first Adam or the second/last Adam) mikezuruki, when one thing is said, the smart person understands three, I trust you're a smart person, who can join the dots to see the emerged picture, so I will leave and return to continue, besides time no boku dey. mikezuruki, God said "...thy desire shall be unto thy husband and he shall rule over thee", meaning you will put forward (plan(s) or suggestion(s)) for consideration by your husband, but he will reject the decision or your opinion of the subject under consideration. The first Adam should have overruled the woman because the timing was wrong, the second/last Adam could have also overrruled the woman, but though His hour has not yet come, the timing was right to listen to her suggestion etcetera I dont want to go into the first half of Genesis 3:16, about "unto the women he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thy shall bring forth children" because it'll turn the reply into information overload and defeat the keep it short and simple purpose, but the second half of Genesis 3:16 about "and thy desire shall be unto thy husband and he shall rule over thee." is explained as you've requested. In the beginning, Adam and Eve were in equal partnership with no one lording the other |
Seetto:Hmm, hmm, have you got a problem with that, because God hasnt got a problem about that? Seetto:I have refuted that misconception about Christmas day nau, cant you read ni? Now why dont you just answer the question put to you nau? Like Mr Liar, liar pants on fire, where and when did Jesus, leaving no room for confusion or doubt admit He is not God, hmm? |
Seetto:Look at you clumsily clutching trying to take a swipe and scalp, lol. OK and fyi, as for "Christianity" it is a case of res ipsa loquitur, meaning the thing and/or the evidence speaks for itself, lol. |
Seetto:One man's trash, is another man's treasure. What one perceives as blasphemy against God Almighty, is actually reverence and deep respect for God Almighty Seetto:God hasnt got any emotional or personal problem with being disgracefully stripped näked by His own creatures, only you have Seetto:You're slowly but surely showing your hand. Keep it coming, lol Seetto:Dont pin ranting on me, when it is actually you who went off the handle ranting about this and that. You will say this, wont you, besides whats the point in me wasting bullets and gun powder prematurely quoting verse(s) in the bible to prove claims, huh? At the appropiate time(s), you'll see and choke on bible verses, dont worry, lol Seetto:Liar, liar pants on fire, where and when did Jesus, leaving no room for confusion or doubt admit He is not God Jesus said why do you call Me good, meaning, if you know who only is good, then please think carefully the implication of your words, when you call me good. There must be something striking about Me, which is why you call Me good, lol |
Righteousness89:When Jorge Mario Bergoglio was being made pope, he told his deacons that they had made a huge mistake in making him Pope. The deacons out of uneasiness, laughed off the comment, but it was truth, lol. I am guessing, if any of the deacons by now are asked the answer to the rhetorical question, "Is the Pope Catholic?" their abrupt reply would be a resounding “No" lol |
nwokoromercyme:I believe the Vatican spokesman than Scalfari |
Seetto:Its often said, if you want something done right, you'll often times, will have to do it yourself, especially if you want the thing done properly. Something to be done right is exactly what all this is about and so what God did. This whole thing about "a father be so wicked and killed his only son to wash away the sins of ingrates and wicked soul ..." etcetera is a matter of the classsic DIY, aka Do-It-Yourself. God looked for someone who could build walls or looked for someone to stand in the breach in His presence on behalf of the world so that it won't be destroyed, but He found no one and so God is lumbered with, doing a classic Do-It-Yourself by sending Himself to carry out the redemptive work. God sent Himself, did send Himself to earth, in the form of Jesus Christ. You do know that, it is not impossible for God to simultaneously be in more than one place at a time (i.e. meaning it is not something impossible for God to do, as in be in Heaven and on earth, at the same time) Note that, Jesus didnt correct people that addressed Him as God, for example, where and when said: "My Lord, My God" to Him. It is because Jesus is God. God as Jesus, gave up His divine privileges. He took the humble position of a servant and was born as a human being, and so God appeared on earth, in human form, as in, the person of Jesus Christ, His Son. Alleluia. Samulux:Who is from deeper life? |
Seetto:Yes this is absolutely correct Seetto:Just like the word "bible", the "christianity" is not found in the bible. Christianity, fyi and by the way, is a Constantine invention Seetto:Jesus was not born on Christmas Day, any believer woth his/her salt and weight in gold knows that Jesus was born about around the month of October and not December Seetto:We have come a long way that it doesnt matter what day one decides or choses to worship Seetto:What God ordains and/or see as to be religion, is crystal made clear, in the bible what this is Seetto:This have been addressed above. I dont want to begin sounding like a broken record. |
Ishilove: MuttleyLaff:Dahling Ishilove, why dont you help the brothers out then with interpreting this |
Cumpel1615:"And every man who prays or prophesies while covering his head disgraces his head (i.e. to make a shame, disgrace, bring to shame, put to utter confusion his head)" - 1 Corinthians 11:4 "A man should not wear anything on his head when worshiping, for man is made in God’s image and reflects God’s glory ..." - 1 Corinthians 11:7 1 Corinthians 11:4 and 1 Corinthians 11:7 are the two bible verses that comments on man not wearing anything on his head when praying or worshiping, but as alBHAGDADI, rightly as put it, these two verse have been grossly misinterpreted. How you will know, is that Aaron and subsequent high priests have hats on in the presence of God and when in the temple |
malvisguy212:If one really, in the first instance, didnt have salvation, then of course, its just a matter of time before such one loses the pseudo salvation malvisguy212:You have started again, erhn?. Was it not you who up there just admitted that fear is synonymous with respect, huh?. So, I respect, and happily do so with feeling and showing of great joy. |
Seetto:No where is the word "bible" written in the bible, the reason being that, English word Bible, comes from the Latin word "biblia" which means "holy books". Now, the word "bible" as previously said, is not written in the bible, but you'll however find the words scripture and scriptures in it, instead of bible. |
malvisguy212:Is it my fault, if when I am pointing to the moon, but youse are looking at my finger tips instead of looking at the moon I was pointing to, hmm? |
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. See you quoting confusion upon urself. So a man quotes or references a book doesnt give you enuff sense that he believes in the book.