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petra1:The bible in Matthew 24:24 says: "For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders that would deceive even the elect, if that were possible." petra1, you are not alone, you're in company with the likes of shadeyinka, who also famzings TB Joshua. One day, one day, monkey go go market, no go return back, is TB Joshua own. Mark it down, no be curse ooo. |
GreatResearcher:Yes but not on this fraudulent and twisted score sheet though chrisbaxtian:What's brought this question up please? |
GreatResearcher:God rested not because of being tired or weary but to set an example for puny human beings like you and I, that we cant be going on flat out, if we do, we will burn out and collapse, that we need rest every now and then GreatResearcher. Capisce now? |
NPComplete:"And if your It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." - Matthew 5:30 I couldnt have agreed more to the entire statement coming from a Nairaland world famous atheist. SMH very profound and tough bullshits, just as how and/or the way, I serve mine too |
kkins25:Get to the point and be specific nwanne please. |
petra1:Nwanne, long time, but I am sorry, you can tell that to the marines |
Image123:Nwanne I know, a candidate indeed, no doubt. ThothHermes:By the mercy and grace of God, I just find myself being a blessing to many and/or blessing many too because ThothHermes, as you become a blessing to others, you set yourself up to be blessed. Blessed are they, who see the beauty in all manner of people, when and where others, see them not worthy. Image123:Right on cue. |
MiaB:No ooo, please don't be mean to Baddiezz, she is only winding me up and gamely taking the piss. Baddiezz knows but sometimes because of "agidi", likes to suspend reality |
ThothHermes:And you are living stones that God is building into his spiritual temple. What's more, you are his holy priests. Through the mediation of Jesus Christ, you offer spiritual sacrifices that please God. - 1 Peter 2:5 Nwanne, you don come with your funny memes again er?. If you must ask, well I bin dey talk about 1 Peter 2:5, and that 2000 years plus later, people still havent cop on to John 8:11b earlier mentioned, also bin talk say, las, las, we will get there ThothHermesafter |
elated177:Not quite an accurate representation and/or nor a true summation of me concerning homosexuality nwanne elated177. I dare to tell the truth, but you prefer to be moderate in announcing the truth about me, hence you resorting to present this half-truth. elated177, please dont you realise that this half truth you've spun about me, is a great lie and that half truths are the most cowardly of lies? elated177, permit me to take the liberty to ask you two sincere and honest straightforward easy questions: 1/ If one of your kids, grandkids, nephews and/or nieces confide in you to having sexual attraction to only another of same sex as them, would you see the person as being abhorrent and be worse than a piece of junk? 2/ Then following up with #1 above, maybe say, same one of your kids, grandkids, nephews and/or nieces confides in you, that they are involved with an easy going, ordinary consenting adult and enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, would you respond to the person that they are worse than a piece of junk and disgusting? |
elated177:By doing an impression of asking that Dantedasz, do you remember the time we had our similar interaction over Paul? |
ThothHermes:"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; in sorrow you shall bring forth children; and your desire shall be to your husband, and he shall rule over you." - Genesis 3:16 "10When Jesus had lifted himself up, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those your accusers? has no man condemned you? 11She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn you: go, and sin no more." - John 8:10-11 My thoughts are about the male chauvinism on the third mountain. That means when you do get to do this tourism experience, your missus will have to wait behind and not be by your side as only you is allowed to climb, all by yourself, alone. People havent cop on to John 8:11b above, but las las, we will get there nwanne ThothHermes |
MrPresident1:Kindly in a way that a two year old can understand, and this is particularly, if at all, you really do know, tell and explain to us, the reason why, it specifically, is an abomination to God and the cause why thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind is abomination. |
elated177:The knowledge our mutual friend seek, will seek him back. elated177: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc Eddie Murphy, Iman the Supermodel and Magic Johnson, Michael Jackson's "Remember The Time" music video casting. elated177, its because of the tune's lyrics |
Martinez39:I go, wherever I am from above, led to go Martinez39 |
woleabayo: woleabayo: Sally97: alBHAGDADI:If pesin comment now, pipul soon go be saying itootok, so instead I will ask you this request and questions alBHAGDADI: 1/ Kindly in a way that a two year old can understand, and this is particularly, if at all, you really do know, please soon explain to us, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing strikingly, is an abomination to Him and the cause why women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women 2/ Do you have evidence of Denrele or Bobrisky hiding the fact and truth to anyone that they are males? 3/ Leave trousers for one side, if you arent comfortable seeing women wearing them. Is it OK for women to wear agbada, shirts, baseball caps, hmm? 4/ Dont males from the East, the urhobos to be precise, tie wrappers as part of their culture, hmm? 5/ What is the recurrent feature showing in the following bible verses: Ruth 3:9, 1 Samuel 24:5, Ezekiel 16:8, Zechariah 8:23 6/ As for a Scot, what should become of his kilt, a knee-length non-bifurcated skirt with pleats at the back hmm? bankylan:woleabayo, Sally97 and bankylan, you trio guys, dont seem to know nwanne, my customer mi, daada ni, nwanne alBHAGDADI. Let me introduce you to who alBHAGDADI is and what he stands for. He is a certified and bonafide pharisaical, intolerant, bigoted, narrow-minded, small-minded tithe merchant who validates, spreads and promotes obligatory or imposed ecclesiastical monitised tithing and by cherry picking, would with great effort or energy, say and do anything or something to have legal right or a just claim to receive or have something to do with the sense of entitlement to obligatory or imposed ecclesiastical monitised tithing. All this, his posts upandan the forum, about old testament laws being valid etcetera, is a ruse, a ruse for tithing, an exercise in smoke and mirrors for me. He is my very good customer. We have regular transactions together. The most recent one, I have asked him many times over, to please and kindly in a way that a two year old can understand, that's if at all if he really does know, to soon explain to us, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing is an abomination to Him and that women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women, but this request seems to be hard and difficult for him to deliver and give answers to. Agrogbeide:Agrogbeide knows this man, my nwanne alBHAGDADI very well, that he can't answer direct questions. Nwanne alBHAGDADI cant give any knowledge or information, especially if and when, he doesnt have it above When people dont at all understand what they are talking about, it is this sort of behaviour of developing cold feet, clamping up and become silent suddenly, over not able to explain the something and/or reason why it is an abomination to God. Of course, I dont blame him for evading and/or avoiding replying to the question(s). This normally happens when you dont know, I dont expect him to give what he doesnt have from above. |
Baddiezz:I pray it doesnt sneak up and/or catch up on you. Moderation, just as like in every other thing, is the watchword. Dont be having it, like as if, everyday is a party, when having it protect your enamel too, have it with straw. Enamel doesnt grow back ooo. |
Baddiezz:From the moment we are born, our mortality clock starts to tick-tock down. Baddiezz:You are better of with cold water than cold coke, if you are trying to have the cold sensation be absorbed quickly by the body. Why would someone want to commit self-harm, by intentionally damaging and/or injuring their body with poison. Years of taking cold coke, does and/or will take its toll. |
GreatResearcher:By their fruits you shall know them. You're smart and know this much GreatResearcher now |
GreatResearcher:Go into the world ... It was never said, ask the world to come to you, nwanne ... |
Baddiezz:https://www.techtimes.com/articles/203368/20170328/court-declares-coke-products-sprite-and-fanta-poisonous.htm https://guardian.ng/features/health/soft-drinks-are-poison/ Are you this suspended from reality? I stopped years ago, consciously using sugar and relunctantly have soft drinks only on outings, social gatherings and/or the occasional self gratification treat when having a fast food. Never too, if I can help it, do I drink them without straws. Man is his worst enemy. |
The nwanne immediately above me I am SMH for him. |
Baddiezz:Soft drink is poison anyway. If you know, you know, dem who no know, wont know this. |
Baddiezz:Now you sound like it's that time of the month. Sorry ooo, have you tried a couple of panadols or similar. Trust me Baddiezz, I am as jolly as ever and as I am always am, there is no iota of anger and bitterness, that is a figment of your imagination. You have mistaken by dictionary banter for anger, you really are so green. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Have you not noticed, that I haven't at all being arguing with you but merely and ordinarily have just been advancing information and truthful nuggets, hmm? It is never fun and games, found a strapping male having challenges maintaining a stiff and hardened peniis. As, I have already said, masturbation is a gift of God, which if not abused, misused and/or ill-used can be a blessing. I am ever cool regardless if you decide or opt to agree to disagree. I know what I bring to the table, I serve very hard bullshit(s) and not many have a strong stomach for it, talkess able to eat and have it stay down. I don't mind eating alone because of that. I am used to it. |
highyo:Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. - Matthew 7:14 Agrogbeide, come and see, didnt I say that you should just watch how the request to explain to us, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing strikingly, is an abomination to Him and the cause why women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women would be ignored and completely avoided like a plague? Huh? When people dont at all understand what they are talking about, it is this sort of developing cold feet, clamp up and become silent suddenly over unable to explain the something and/or reason why it is an abomination to God. Of course, I dont blame him for evading and/or avoiding replying to the question(s). This normally happens when you dont know, I dont expect it and him to give what he doesnt have from above. If highyo, CodeTemplar or alBHAGDADI can't kindly and simply explain to us, in a way that a two year old can understand, and this is particularly, if at all, they really do know, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing strikingly, is an abomination to Him and the cause why women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women, then it means none of the highyo, CodeTemplar or alBHAGDADI trio understands Deuteronomy 22:5 well enough. It is an indictment and puts them in very bad light, as ones unable to make every effort to present themselves approved to God, as unashamed workmen who correctly explains the word of truth and who correctly teaches the message of God's truth. The gospel and the kingdom of Heaven is not, is not a narrow dogma. There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path, but some guys, like such as these so far on this thread, just have a penchant for wrong doctrine(s) and so a practice that often pulls them in the wrong direction. Narrow dogmas, always, fit rather well into narrow minds and the evidence is abound on this thread. "1If you see your fellow Israelite’s ox or sheep straying, do not ignore it but be sure to take it back to its owner. 2If they do not live near you or if you do not know who owns it, take it home with you and keep it until they come looking for it. Then give it back. 3 Do the same if you find their donkey or cloak or anything else they have lost. Do not ignore it. 4 If you see your fellow Israelite’s donkey or ox fallen on the road, do not ignore it. Help the owner get it to its feet. 5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this. 6 If you come across a bird’s nest beside the road, either in a tree or on the ground, and the mother is sitting on the young or on the eggs, do not take the mother with the young. 7 You may take the young, but be sure to let the mother go, so that it may go well with you and you may have a long life. 8 When you build a new house, make a parapet around your roof so that you may not bring the guilt of bloodshed on your house if someone falls from the roof. 9 Do not plant two kinds of seed in your vineyard; if you do, not only the crops you plant but also the fruit of the vineyard will be defiled. 10 Do not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together. " - Deuteronomy 22:1-10 If Jesus, was physically back walking the earth, hmm, He will give people like highyo and you alBHAGDADI a very very tough and hard time. Look at how jcross19 gave a brilliant Deuteronomy 22:1-10 to highlight your pharisaical, intolerant, bigoted, narrow-minded, small-minded and cherry picking attitudes but see highyo, how it went, whoosh, straight over your head, huh? Now tell us, that's if either of youse are landlords, which of you, according to Deuteronomy 22:8 from above, built a parapet around the roof of your house, hmmm? We will leave the others in Deuteronomy 22:1-10 highyo:Your problem and that of others like you and alBHAGDADI, is that you often throw about words the context of you dont understand but when you are asked to explain, it becomes a problem for you all. You come to a gun duel scene, trying it on with fisticuffs. SMH. If not for time, I would have torn to shreds and pieces, the ill-informed posting shown in your comment above, so I will, for now just say this, that the provision of the law of aerodynamic is there and you highyo, are free to choose to ignore the the law of aerodynamic and instead only pay attention to the law of gravity. After all God created man with freedom of choice and that one, will remain grounded and not be in the air if bent on obeying and complying with the law of gravity. Yes brother, the Wright brothers made void the law of gravity through faith. God allows: Yeah, and so with the recognition and establishing of the law of aerodynamic, we now fly in the air with planes not dropping down. We both know that, the law of gravity is rendered useless, inoperative, nullified and made looked as if it never exists, when it comes into contact with the law of aerodynamics, dont we highyo? highyo, the law of the spirit, is life. The law of sin and death? Well, its self explanatory highyo:This "Judge for yourself" comment is meant for you highyo and not for anybody else. Why not self-medicate now? Take the medicine yourself, that you are prescribing to Agrogbeide and also meditate over all thats being said please jor. |
"For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind (i.e. sound judgment)" - 2 Timothy 1:7 "Wisdom is of utmost importance, therefore get wisdom, and with all your effort work to acquire understanding." - Proverbs 4:7 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, whereas wisdom is having the understanding not to put tomato in a fruit salad nor in a fruit bowl. The gospel and the kingdom of God is not a narrow dogma. Narrow dogmas fit rather well into narrow minds. |
MuttleyLaff: Dantedasz: MuttleyLaff:Dantedasz, do you remember the time. Do you remember when we ... Do you remember back in the fall we'd be together. Do you remember how we used to talk (Ya know) Do you remember the time when we first ... Do you, do you, do you. Remember the times. Do you, do you, do you, do you. Remember the times. Yeah yeah (singing in my best Michael Jackson impression voice) |
Agrogbeide:Nwanne you bi correct guy, your head dey there People just like enjoying throwing their weight about, dey be misyarn upandan the whole place and not let us hear good better words. Agrogbeide, just watch how the request to explain to us, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing strikingly, is an abomination to Him and the cause why women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women would be ignored and completely avoided like a plague. There must be something and/or a reason why it is an abomination to God now, so what it is, spill the beans, reveal everything highyo, CodeTemplar or alBHAGDADI |
Baddiezz:[img]https://s2/images/mast.jpg[/img] You typed: "If a person have trouble getting it up and he's helped by a partner then that ain't masturbation" sic You also claim that masturbation is a solo act. SMH. Are you feigning ignorance or just plainly trying hard being very green, hmm? I am beating myself up that I should have gotten you a dictionary for your just passed birthday. You would have had it, to by now, look up the meaning of consensual you know. What is two heterosexual or same sex couple wanking each other and wanking together called Baddiezz? |
highyo:highyo if pesin comment now, pipul soon go be saying itootok, so instead I ask you this request and question 1/ Kindly in a way that a two year old can understand, and this is particularly, if at all, you really do know, please soon explain to us, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing strikingly, is an abomination to Him and the cause why women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women 2/ Do you have evidence of Denrele or Bobrisky hiding the fact and truth to anyone that they are males? 3/ Leave trousers for one side, if you arent comfortable seeing women wearing them. Is it OK for women to wear agbada, shirts, baseball caps, hmm? 4/ Dont males from the East, the urhobos to be precise, tie wrappers as part of their culture, hmm? 5/ What is the recurrent feature showing in the following bible verses: Ruth 3:9, 1 Samuel 24:5, Ezekiel 16:8, Zechariah 8:23 6/ As for a Scot, what should become of his kilt, a knee-length non-bifurcated skirt with pleats at the back hmm? |
VBCampaign: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqF3sYOHoEg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h-heosCy2o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxHjyOzT6Qg Here are clips as promised Dont be fooled by the titles, he is still a believer, and that matters a great deal lot. Just pay attention to every word as he narrates the politics, seedy deals, settlements, ambitions, deceptions, treacheries, disillusionments etcetera |
VBCampaign:I will soon provide this other two part YouTube window I originally was going to give. You'll hear an insider expose of churches shady deals with establishment, hush keep quiet settlements to aggrieved complainants etcetera |
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