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Baddiezz:That is a complete no no thing and not to do, as passwords are meant to personal, same way private parts are, you dont give to others, except of course if you are doing the jiggy jiggy unaimean business. So you accept the profile was adjusted and changed to look bigger and more prominent then, yeah? |
TATIME:In youth we learn, in age we understand. Certain truths, can only be clearly seen or understood with the wisdom of age and grace of God Christi-anos or Christian is a misnomer for believers, saints, brothers, sisters and/or disciples Acts 11:26, Acts 26:28 and 1 Peter 4:16 are the only three places in the bible, where the term "Christi-anos" or Christian, is found, and on each of those three occasion, the term was used in a belittling, derogatory and rebuffing context or manner. No where in the bible, will it ever be found, any of the disciples, believers, Paul or Peter, say, I am a CHRISTIAN... and its just the same way, neither you, TATIME or Maximus69 wont say about yourselves: I am a NIGGER. Neither of the disciples nor the apostles called themselves Christians, it was the mischievous people of Antioch, known for giving people nicknames, that first called the believers that "Christi-anos" or Christian word. TATIME or Maximus69, once you learn to properly read the bible, you'll be free forever and not dependent on the GB and/or traditions of men. |
achorladey:They are doing "wuruwuru magomago" to the answer achorladey:"A mọ ara wa, ti a ba rira wa" loosely translated means "we recognise & know ourselves when we bump into each other" achorladey:Before you go on to your area of emphasis, think about these: 1/ What was the comment made by Nicodemus, as in, what was his question and the reason for the clandestine meeting in the dead of the night or wee hours of the morning, he had with Jesus? achorladey:achorladey, trust me, if only more christians, properly read their bibles, there'd be less christians. Do they really believe that Agrippa & the people of Antioch revered Jesus that much, they called the disciples or believers ''Christ-like''? Not if in the know and understand what Agrippa & the people of Antioch meant by the term Christi-anos or Christian, abi? Anyway, lets leave bullshit for bullshit collector, and for a moment achorladey, dip and dangle our feet, a little bit in deep end waters, not many are aware that born again precedes and preceded salvation. Fact is, in order to receive and get the gift of salvation, you'll first, have to be born again, be regenerated, as in, be born from above. Now, the disciples, Nicodemus and a lot others were already born again before getting the gift of salvation. It is highly unlikely, anyone will be born again and not have or get the gift of salvation, as anyone truly born again, receives the gift of salvation, and they will not only see the demonstrations & power of the kingdom of God but ultimately will enter into the kingdom of God Scoffers, mockers, cynics, pagans etcetera dont and never see anything good about the kingdom and that's because they are not born again, they are not born from above, and so are not spiritually rebirthed. It's more the reason, we have atheists, it is because regeneration has not taken place in them and this why they rubbish and/or never want to acknowledge any demonstrations or power of the kingdom of God Born again and salvation, though are not in the same category, they nonetheless are related Notice in John 3:12-13, how Jesus is trying to get Nicodemus convinced, telling Nicodemus not to fight the belief, because it is obvious Nicodemus still was wrestling with the thought of accepting whom Jesus really is Let's not forget that Nicodemus was a Pharisee and the Pharisees' idea of what the Messiah is and what His Kingdom would be, is different to majority of everyone's else, so Nicodemus' concern and bone of contention was, who is Jesus?. He wasnt 100% sure, if Jesus is the Messiah or not and so that was the reason for Nicodemus' clandestine and dead of the night visit, to seek the truth, to find out for himself, to know who Jesus is and isnt. He is already born again, without even realising In the course of the meeting, Nicodemus, aside from his enquirying questions, had a problem with understanding the concept of regeneration, as the born again concept, didnt publicly need to be taught nor preached by Jesus because it is a straightforward fact and done deal affair thing, and so Jesus, incidentally was seriously surprised that Nicodemus who happens to be a teacher, didnt know about born again nor knew that born again can be a prerequisite for salvation. Seeing God's kingdom and entering into God's kingdom are not synonymous. They might be related terms, but they certainly dont have the same meaning, so Jesus explained what the criteria for entering into God's kingdom is (i.e. man be born of water and of the Spirit...) to Nicodemus TATIME: Maximus69:Bunch of two clowns, just without the painted faces & the real red rosy cheek trademark smiles |
CodeTemplar:Romans 9:6-13, as in Paul, is talking about, a God choice, talking of God's preference, talking of how God wanted to do and go about the matter of whose lineage to use for the salvation of man. God had promised it will be Abraham through Sarah, that He will give this blessing but they almost scuttled it, with thinking that it is impossible, that Sarah is past her best days to have a child and/or that delay is a denial. |
Baddiezz:"With Boyfriend Davido To Celebrate His Birthday: Didn't know I share a birthday with Davido - by Baddiezz(f): 12:20am On Nov 21, 2018 The internet never forgot that Nov 21 2018 comment. You obviously aren't a fan since you didn't know he jestfully is called frog voice Baddiezz:It's adjusted and changed to look bigger and more prominent |
Baddiezz:OBO is, not badly behaving but that's how his voice is, isnt it? I cant believe someone was comparing him with Fela and then adding salt to injury, said he is better than Fela, the abami Eda. PS: Na wa ooo, did you go back to adjust your profile or is it my eyes or imagination ni? |
GreatResearcher:If some like you've just admitted believe in God, then that suits me and is just fine too that at least we have some that do believe in God GreatResearcher:1/ Ben Carson, the first neurosurgeon to successfully separate conjoined twins joined at the head 2/ Gerhard Ertl, 2007 Nobel Prize winner in Chemistry. He is quoted in an interview to say: "I believe in God. (...) I am a Christian and I try to live as a Christian (...) I read the Bible very often and I try to understand it". 3/ James M. Tour, Chao Professor of Chemistry at Rice University, Texas, quoted to have written: "I build molecules for a living, I can't begin to tell you how difficult that job is. I stand in awe of God because of what he has done through his creation. Only a rookie who knows nothing about science would say science takes away from faith. If you really study science, it will bring you closer to God" 4/ Larry Wall, he created the Perl programming language 5/ Joseph Lister (1827–1912): British surgeon, famous for the Listerine mouthwash and a pioneer of antiseptic surgery. All knowledge, all positive know how(s) comes from God GreatResearcher. GreatResearcher:""Come now, and let us reason together," says Yahweh: "Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow. Though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool." - Isaiah 1:18 GreatResearcher, maybe that religion, prohibits anything that makes its followers reason, but you can see from at least Isaiah 1:18 above that God entertains and welcome cerebral, respectful and healthy dialogues GreatResearcher:Well its the kind of world we live in GreatResearcher. The bible in Matthew 24:24 says: "For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders that would deceive even the elect, if that were possible." |
Ishilove:Kindness is seeing the good, in others, when they themselves, can't see it in them. You are a kind soul. Thank you, and now I am feeling giddy |
Ishilove:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyDriveLaff.gif[/img] Ishilove, dont start, please stop being mushy on me |
GreatResearcher:Did you read in the Bible about organ transplants, huh? Did you read in your Bible about any actual mountain earth moving and/or about Rotherhithe Tunnel, the world's first underground tunnel under a river, huh? Did you read in the Bible about separation of Siamese twins, huh? Did you read in the Bible about aircrafts moving people about, huh? Did you read in the Bible about people like you and I conversing with each other on computers, smartphone and/or laptops, huh? Need I go on? Need I say more, huh? I can but am sensing you're that clever to get the drift |
Baddiezz:Have a blast, may you have good success, be in good health, and prosper, even as your soul proper too, on this remarkable & memorable day. Is it really true, you share birth date with frog voice? |
GreatResearcher:You are doing selective seeing, watching the wrong news and watching too much the wrong people making bad and unpalatable news. All you highlighted above are not exclusive to pastors and churches alone |
GreatResearcher:Greater things than happened in the Bible are increasingly happening every day my dear good friend, which planet are you living on? Don't you watch the news, watch and read the internet, catch up on periodical publications? |
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GreatResearcher:Well, I know you meant to type almost 600 years old instead of 60 years old man. Anyway, would believe a near 600 years old man whose living and health lifestyle was totally different to the 21st century's. Both physically and spiritually, Noah kept himself pure and/or disciplined himself. Remember it was only him among his generation that shunned the daughters of men. A man using his feet was faster than a chariot? Yeah, those were extra-ordinary men, back in the day, there were few and far in between men like that then. Men arent made in that way, no more and nowadays like men like Elijah. Hollywood tried reminiscing that event with Forrest Gump movie's "Run Forrest run" scene |
Baddiezz:Happy Birthday to you. Your liberality is admirable, however when next you ever let your head down, please, please, please let it be not just to only and alone admire your shoes, but to lift and bring a knocked down on the floor, brother or sister up. You are beautiful inside and outside. |
GreatResearcher:"For the children of this age are more shrewd than the children of light in dealing with their own people" - Luke 16:8b I have never met any, just as so ignorant as you GreatResearcher, that I couldn't learn something from. It's me by the way, that liked the original post and its especially the punchline, deng that was epic |
Preetti:You would have to forgive me and somehow have it in your heart to understand that not just only once bitten, but since have become increasingly shy. I prayed over it and asked for a sign by Sunday, no sign, nothing. Tried finding out more on subject, nothing tangible and so was none the wiser. I still have been wrestling with it, felt like asking a thousand and one questions to understand how this truly can be, but couldn't, as I didn't want burrow on an already plunged in knife. I am more of a fishing rod person. I couldn't possibly have said No, because my mind hadnt been made up yet. Now I do recall saying will get back asap and never gave a deadline. Now why you wouldn't let me know immediately it was solved on that same day, is a puzzle. How anyone can stamp two likes on your post, without it making sense to them, is puzzle #2 |
annyplenty: annyplenty: annyplenty:"... for God sees not as man sees, for man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart" - 1 Samuel 16:7b but now, some over spiritual christians, some legalistic christians, some bible thumping christians, some judgemental christians, some fault-finding christians, some expressing strong disapproval christians, some overly critical christians etcetera will want to condemn and/or block a person like this from worshipping amongst them because of his/her appearance and/or saying has tattoos |
achorladey:achorladey, unlike others and most, thank you for your kind words, your sympathetic awareness and your ability to understand things. achorladey, please pardon my ignorance, but I am not familiar with any "DIVINE PROVIDENCE attached to the name CHRISTIAN in some bible translations", would you be kind to show what and where this is? achorladey, to be honest with you, this table with lots of christian people standing on it, will have casualties, if shaken, left to me I rather do it on an ultrasonic level, afterall, local colloquial says, "Ti a ba bu ounjẹ, sinu epo ẹpa, ẹni ma jẹ yo, a yo" losely translated means "When food is served in groundnut pods, diners who will eat, enjoy the meal and get their fill and be full will be" but of course, yes, I earlier typed: "you are better off being born again than being christian." and ended the remark with: "If you know, you know. Who no know, no go know this", and it is true now achorladey I don't know how one will knowingly call self a Christian, cos if you properly read the Bible, you won't yourself, outrightly call yourself a Christian. Neither of the disciples, none of the apostles called themselves Christians. As a matter of fact, it was the mischievous people of Antioch, known for giving all sort of people different kinds of nicknames, that first called the believers there, that Christian word. Now, look at it this way, even when you sugar coat it and/or try to remove the sting out of the word nigger, what does the word nigger, mean and what do you know that it means about you? Well think of the word Christian too in that light and circumstances too 27Jesus and his disciples left Galilee and went up to the villages near Caesarea Philippi. As they were walking along, He asked them, "Who do people say I am?" 28"Well," they replied, "some say John the Baptist, some say Elijah, and others say you are one of the other prophets." 29Then He asked them, "But who do you say I am?" Peter replied, "You are the Messiah." Mark 8:27-29 Notice Mark 8:29 from above, that it boils down to the person achorladey. No dictionary to go to before articulating who you are. Not someone else corralling another into labels for them to define who they are achorladey. It's an inward thing, more of internal personal thoughts without external influencing stimuli. It's like bam, who are you, bam give your answer, an explicit reply. You tell who you are and do not let others define to you, who you are. The fact, that, you refer yourself as Christian, don't mean that's who you really are because the truth of the matter, is, that's not what God calls you, it's what the world calls you or says who you are. Here are a few parallels, I know achorladey, you and others, can relate to: Are you a nigger? Do you refer or address yourself as a nigger? Do you call yourself, answer back after or when being called a nigger? What would you say if someone, right now, possibly non-black, called you a nigger? Have you begun to catch the drift? Need I go on? Need I say more? I can go on, but will let sleeping dogs lie, not further rock the boat or tipping it over |
BlueAngel444: alBHAGDADI: BlueAngel444: alBHAGDADI: BlueAngel444:alBHAGDADI does have the Holy Spirit, the problem alBHAGDADI has always have BlueAngel444, is that it's over size for him. BlueAngel444 have you ever tried moving and walking about in an oversized shirt, trousers, suit and shoes before? Yup, if you had, you're right, it turned out to be an ungraceful and/or graceless experience, with you making blundering movements upandan all over the place. This is exactly the matter with the Holy Spirit BlueAngel444, because people are not buff out to fit and fill in, to the Holy Spirit, they end up being graceless and ungraceful, hence the false positive and/or appearance of having not the Holy Spirit, but it is there, only badly fitted because of being oversize TATIME: alBHAGDADI:"But the Helper, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in My name, He will teach you all things, and bring to your remembrance all that I said to you." - John 14:26 "... For his Spirit searches out everything and shows us God's deep secrets." - 1 Corinthians 2:10b Abeggy leave them two, TATIME and Maximus69 in their lanes. This is the type of things with people like them, we have to deal with nwanne. |
TATIME:TATIME, my customer mi daada ni odale, loosely translated means "my regular customer indeed thats backstabbing treacherous", I like how you showed yourself to be a yellow bellied, thank you very much TATIME:"Jesus answered, "It is written in your own Law that God said, 'You are gods.'" - John 10:34 "You sire, are a god to make this beautiful and profound emboldened statements" - by MuttleyLaff: 8:22am on 03 Apr " Also if you know right from wrong, you then also are a god." - by MuttleyLaff: 9:04am on 03 Apr "Do you remember or recall the exact conversation that transpired between the serpent and Eve? Man, became gods, knowing good and bad, the moment after eating of the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil" - by MuttleyLaff: 11:41am on 03 Apr I didnt realise the so called "wisdom" was just a flash in the pan, that he actually is a a small firework that burns with a hissing sound before exploding and that my patting him on the back gesture, will make his head swell. My compliment seemed to have made him think he is more intelligent and more knowledgeable than he really is and portrays to be. TATIME, maybe you dont know that with Act 14:12, calling Barnabas to be the Greek god Zeus, and Paul to be Hermes a Greek god associated with speed and good luck, who served as a messenger to Zeus and the other gods, is completely different to believers being called gods, same way and manner as the word of God, Jesus and the bible does, as you can see from John 10:34 above. TATIME:Wake up to reality TATIME and stop jonzing, man became god, moment after eating fruit. 1/ TATIME, did man, know or not know good and evil after eating the fruit? Answer now 2/ TATIME, what to your humble understanding is knowing good and evil all about? Kindly, say it with one word please. Thank you TATIME:Both you TATIME and your partner in crime Maximus69 are not able to understand things like this because you are out of your element. I already know you two, both are out of your element(s), so please accept my empathy because I realy do sympathetically understand your shortcoming and lack of depth Do you always do strawminning like this, huh? Are you in a regular habit of proof texting? Like you just did with 1 Corinthians 4:7 above huh? Read about your friend Maximus69 boasting below at 9:39am on 03 Apr about his teachers and his so called "wisdom" TATIME:"Why not meet my teachers first to know how this divine wisdom is been imparted into the hearts of men like me? undecided" - by Maximus69 9:39am on 03 Apr "You need only one Teacher that will guide you into all truths and tell you things nwanne." - by MuttleyLaff: 11:41am on 03 Apr The less, people like you TATIME and Maximus69 know of a subject matter, the more stubbornly you think you know it. You too have both squandered an unexpected learning opportunity. What a shame. |
alBHAGDADI:I said it is only a certified and bonafide fool that calls other people fools, I never made mention of recognitions. |
Maximus69:Amen |
alBHAGDADI:It is only a certified and bonafide fool that calls other people fools |
Maximus69:I can be of service with this. Even when you sugar coat it and/or try to remove the sting out of the word, what does the word nigger, mean and means to you? Well think of the word Christian too in that light and circumstances. Maximus69:Delusion(s) is the reason Maximus69:The meaning of born again means born from above. One is born again, if like Nicodemus, one recognises Jesus Christ for whom He is and if one acknowledges the power of God in addition to admitting the demonstration and/or display of the power of God Maximus69:The fundamental attributes have already being mentioned above. Born again will spend eternity in the kingdom of heaven Maximus69:I marvel you are a Christian, cos if you properly read the Bible, you won't yourself call yourself a Christian. Neither of the disciples nor the apostles called themselves Christians, it was the mischievous people of Antioch, known for giving people nicknames, that first called the believers that word Maximus69:Do you remember or recall the exact conversation that transpired between the serpent and Eve? Man, became gods, knowing good and bad, the moment after eating of the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil Maximus69:You need only one Teacher that will guide you into all truths and tell you things nwanne. |
ThothHermes:You this man, nwanne, you don start again with these your hilarious meme, erh. You got me doubling up and cracking literally laughing out loud with laughter seeing that meme. Please stop it, lol |
Maximus69:Sire do you believe in who Jesus Christ is? Do you admit the existence of the power of God and acknowledge the demonstration of the power of God? If your reply to both questions is yes, then Nwanne, you are according to scripture, born again then. Also if you know right from wrong, you then also are a god. Now, you are better off being born again than being christian. If you know, you know. Who no know, no go know this. |
To be honest I dont know how it got belly up with Churchill and Tonto or how their much publicised lovey-dovey got ruined but I do know that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Tonto, if you read this, please softly softly ooo, do not avenge yourself by laying curses etcetera because vengence is for the Lord and He repays. |
Maximus69:You sire, are a god to make this beautiful and profound emboldened statements. Too much I cant just be emboldening every line |
Maximus69:It's like you know this person very well and know the person more than OkCornel, I and others. Any trick in the book will do, just so to validate, spread and promote obligatory or imposed ecclesiastical monitised tithing. |
JeromeBlack:No reason and/or need to frown your face, didnt you find it a good YouTube clip to watch? The interviewer is an ignoranus but the pastor guy is a pitiful ignoranus times two |
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