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Only God knows who truly serves Him
We each serve God's purposes, either like Satan or like Jesus
Even as treacherous Judas or beloved John

MuttleyLaff:
All of a sudden and/or magically, you now can see and read into the heart of this woman to know that she had it in her heart to look sexy, but whats wrong in wanting to be sexy, what is wrong in looking comfortable, presentable and good, huh?. What is wrong in wearing trousers alBHAGDADI, please explain, I've made it easier for you to explain by not insisting on the word "female trousers"

You this man go sit down already and let us hear better word ojaare.
1/ What law of God, that you dont understand the context of, has she broken, huh?
2/ Where, when in the bible and why did God enact your invented rule that trousers are for men only, huh?
3/ alBHAGDADI please in a way that a two year old can understand, if you really know, then explain the reason why, God said cross dressing is an abomination to Him?
4/ Are you really saying that in the bible men didnt and/or dont wear skirts?

alBHAGDADI:
This gay man should leave my mention alone. It seems he gets a hard-on mentioning me

Why are you behaving like an ignoranus emere ọlọpọlọ dudu huh?
Just answer the easy four simple and straightforward question instead of avoiding them and resorting to ad hominem

Baddiezz:
Hahah MuttleyLaff you're forgetting they're married so any and all form of methods they do to get off is allowed. C'est fini

Abi ooo, just like, no one plays with my bits except for my better half but you seem to be forgetting that you earlier declared that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, ba?

Image123:
I'm fine mister, thanks. Don't even think of dragging me in, possessed people are chief masturbators. QED

Good to know. You dragged yourself in and please dont you think you should pack in typing irrationally

Baddiezz:
No one's certain about the ivf thingy but if that were the case then I'm sure she must have helped him get it out other ways, you know what I mean. So I wouldn't call that wanking

Masturbation must have served a good purpose then and done a good thing afterall. You can sugar coat and/or ridicule it as much as you like, calling it wanking or call it throttling the chicken, but if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck and duck was helped by Funke, to get out in some other way, then it definitely is a masturbation duck. A pig is still a pig, even with lipstick on and ring in the nose. Please teacher no teach me nonsense Fela will say. Call a spade a spade and not a fork Baddiezz, say it as it is.

Image123:
And suicide is good for unbelievers. Folly glorified.

Customer mi daada ni. Nwanne long time. How bodi? How una dey, pikin(s), madam, business and things generally, huh?

Baddiezz:
Yes

Coolio my sister.
How do you think JJC Skills provided the collected sperm for Funke Akindele's IVF, hmm?

Baddiezz:
and that's just my opinion

I am glad you chose to use opinion, instead of fact because the difference in their meanings is clear and their implications are miles apart

Gbadebo01:
see wat we are talking about. Bible says do not judge, you are judging her based on her dressing. The lord looks at the heart but you are looking at the pastor's body. We Christians shud stop being hypocrites. Enjoy your day and please learn to think a bit broader

alBHAGDADI:
We have every right to judge her for dressing indecently in a place they call Church. There's nothing hypocritical here. Had it been as men we also wear women clothes, then you can call us hypocrites.

Yes God looks at the heart, but don't you know that the outward appearance is a reflection of the heart? She had it in her heart to look sexy for men, that's why her dressing reflects it. It's what you have in your heart that shows in your appearance.

All of a sudden and/or magically, you now can see and read into the heart of this woman to know that she had it in her heart to look sexy, but whats wrong in wanting to be sexy, what is wrong in looking comfortable, presentable and good, huh?. What is wrong in wearing trousers alBHAGDADI, please explain, I've made it easier for you to explain by not insisting on the word "female trousers"

alBHAGDADI:
Since when did skirts stop being comfy for women? So because she wants to feel comfy, the law of God should now be broken? You are just making silly excuses for her, a woman whom you do not know. But I can judge her with the word of God.

Your last sentence shows you got my message wrong. As seen below, Jesus said we should wash the inside so that the outside may be clean. But the lady preacher failed to wash the inside, that's why her outside is not clean. The dirt she has on the inside is what's showing outside

Mathew 23:25-26
25 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
26 Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that
which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.

JJOF:
Do u even know what crossing dressing is? Have you ever seen a cross dresser?

alBHAGDADI:
Since you claim I don't know, kindly explain to me.

Is cross-dressing not a situation where a man wears woman clothing and a woman wears men's wears?

Don't be fooled, there's nothing like female trousers same as there's nothing like female skirts. Skirts are for females while trousers are for males.

You this man go sit down already and let us hear better word ojaare.
1/ What law of God, that you dont understand the context of, has she broken, huh?
2/ Where, when in the bible and why did God enact your invented rule that trousers are for men only, huh?
3/ alBHAGDADI please in a way that a two year old can understand, if you really know, then explain the reason why, God said cross dressing is an abomination to Him?
4/ Are you really saying that in the bible men didnt and/or dont wear skirts?

Baddiezz:
hehe can't say I agree with you though, but everyone's got their own perspectives.

I dont think you really know what you dont agree with me on masturbation.
Are you by any chance, saying there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, hmm?

Baddiezz:
Modified: I just scrolled through the thread.
And I've seen where you stand.

For doing that I am liking you more and you made yourself slide up a notch on my likeable scale

Baddiezz:
Sorry I'm still confused

I am not surprised Baddiezz because we are so much used to so many lies, that when the truth eventually is told, it confuses us

Baddiezz:
Iyam not understanding.

Seriously? Seriously?

Baddiezz:
Are you for or against

Everything God made is good. I am for everything God made and against everything God made that is abused, ill-used, wrongly used and misused

Brilliant thread and profile picture TheArranger.
Sing your song, keep on try telling the truth, stand your ground and dont let nobagar muzzle you.

naturalgirl:
I want to fast. I've skipped meals before but never fasted intentionally. I love food and always thinking about food, cooking and eating. How can I get my mind off food and fast effectively? Can you fast about multiple things, like if i want God to do this and that for me, or must it be one thing at a time?

Hi dear, please pardon me being forward and maybe seemingly prying but please reply to the questions below in order to understand where you are coming from, where you are and where you hoped to end:
1/ Why do you want to fast?
2/ What are you intending to achieve from going on this fasting exercise?
3/ Are you aware fasting, is not exclusive to not eating or drinking food alone?
4/ Do you know that none of the patriarchs, like from Adam, Seth, Methuselah, Noah, Abraham, Isaac to Jacob were NOT recorded as fasted before God did anything for them?

TATIME:
Jesus said "Blasphemy against the son of man will be forgiven but blasphemy against God's holy spirit will not be forgiven"! Luke 12:10

You guys are so skilled at proof texting, you put the devil to shame

TATIME:
You called Maximus a god you even insisted he must be a born again, simply because of the way and manner he handled the topic of discuss! 1 Peter 3:15

"but in your hearts honor Christ the Lord as holy, always being prepared to make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you; yet do it with gentleness and respect,"
- 1 Peter 3:15

You are still at your proof texting trick and lies, yeah? The brother trampled on the compliment and rubbished the gentleness and respect I accorded him, yet I never for a hold held that against him, but rather still was talking to him fondly, amorously and appreciatively

TATIME:
But once you discovered that he is a student of JWs, you quickly turned against the same person having the spirit that you once eulogised from your own heart without anyone pestering you! Luke 4:18-30

The only thing I discovered about him, is that he isnt a bright tool in the box, like I imagined him to be. One thing about me, I say it as it is, I dont mince words, I am blunt to the extent of I will call a spade a spade and not call a spade a fork. I give eulogy, compliments, credit and honour to whosoever deserves it, but it is clear in Maximus69 case, he couldnt handle and take the eulogy and compliment

TATIME:
Well, you can continue with your arrogance in ignorance. But know today that the light has made himself manifest to you and you hate the source for no just course! John 3:19

I laugh at your nonsensical way of typing. It is only an ignoranus and self deluded person that will type such things like this and believing your own lies to be truth

TATIME:
We JWs will continue to praise Jehovah for revealing Jesus' spiritual brothers to us, a student from their clan you unknowing praised due to words of divine wisdom protruding from him!

I didnt realise the so called "wisdom" was just a flash in the pan, that he actually is a a small firework that burns with a hissing sound before exploding and that my patting him on the back gesture, will make his head swell. My compliment seemed to have made him think he is more intelligent and more knowledgeable than he really is and portrays to be.

TATIME, maybe you dont know that with Act 14:12, calling Barnabas to be the Greek god Zeus, and Paul to be Hermes a Greek god associated with speed and good luck, who served as a messenger to Zeus and the other gods, is completely different to believers being called gods, same way and manner as the word of God, Jesus and the bible does, as you can see from John 10:34 above.

Wake up to reality TATIME and stop jonzing, you and Maximus69, didnt know that man became god, the moment after eating fruit.
1/ TATIME, did man, know or not know good and evil after eating the fruit? Answer now
2/ TATIME, what to your humble understanding is knowing good and evil all about? Kindly, say it with one word please. Thank you

Both you TATIME and your partner in crime Maximus69 are not able to understand things like this because you are out of your element. I already know you two, both are out of your element(s), so please accept my empathy because I realy do sympathetically understand your shortcoming and lack of depth

TATIME:
Hmmmmmmmm thanks to our Lord, Master and King Jesus Christ who said "wisdom will ever be justified because of her children!" Luke 7:35
You're blessed in Jesus name!

I dare you to answer the simple and straightforward two easy questions above nwanne.

alBHAGDADI:
Since you claim I don't know, kindly explain to me.
Is cross-dressing not a situation where a man wears woman clothing and a woman wears men's wears?
Don't be fooled, there's nothing like female trousers same as there's nothing like female skirts.
Skirts are for females while trousers are for males.

Customer mi, daada ni nwanne alBHAGDADI, you are behaving as if you dont know that in the bible men wore skirts?
Na wa ooo for Mr Legalism alBHAGDADI ooo

ThothHermes:
Is that what I wrote?
I wanted to write: "everything turn upsidedown for Naija".
I need to sleep.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv40L2JgJOH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Another one. The hot weather and pipul's joy is thinning on the ground. I sense, simmering and silently on the horizon, a revolution unfolding

TheArranger:
Yeah, it was a joke fam

Even if it wasnt, each to their own, we live and let live

alBHAGDADI:
Is this a confession or an assumption to you?

Blind bat, next time take note of the first word IF.

It is a only a short distance away to a confession. You know confession does require preparation, which if why I pray for you, that you get there, customer mi, daada ni, nwanne alBHAGDADI.

Harrymig1:
Does it glorify God? Does it edify you spiritually? What thoughts spring up when it comes to mind? Are those thoughts of God?
Even the devil twisted God's word to decieve the Jesus. How much more you and I.

It can glorify God, it definitely can edify you spiritually, you can have thoughts of your wife come to mind and also be thanking God for this great gift from Him
Masturbation is a gift that can be misused and abused, this is something every sensible person knows.

TheArranger:
Maybe i do so pls don't syh!

Now I cant allow someone of my same sex or gender to masturbate my bits, "agbedo", God forbid, except if I am homosexual, of course, if thats the case, it wouldnt matter then

alBHAGDADI:
No dude, it is not about people who can't look away from a woman. It is about a wicked woman bringing the wicked ways to a placed which is called the house of God.

These are the kind of words weak men speak

alBHAGDADI:
Where did I confess to you that I ever did such?

"If I've done it before, then I can say that was in the days if ignorance. But now that I know, if such wants to happen, I'll simply show her the scriptures for her to see that God hates people who do such."
- by alBHAGDADI: 7:47pm On Apr 05, 2019

alBHAGDADI:
Instead of you to defend the word of God, you are turning against me like the dog and swine that you are.

I say it as it is and bluntly, calling a spade a spade and not a fork, and not minding whose ox is being gored
The three to four likes, that registered and gave you notifications within the past two hours or so was me, which means, I give credit and honour to whosoever deserves it. I dont have blind loyalty alBHAGDADI. I dont, out of a sense of mere fall in ranks, excuse bad behaviour, bad teaching, bad doctrine, legalism. God does not expect us to defend the word of God, follow or agree with anyone, maybe someone like you too alBHAGDADI blindly

alBHAGDADI:
Goodbye reprobate.

You are my customer daada ni. I am very sure that our paths will very soon, in the not distant future, cross again, so I'll rather say, see you later nwanne alBHAGDADI than saying goodbye reprobate.

ThothHermes:
Is that what I wrote?

I wanted to write: "everything turn upsidedown for Naija".

I need to sleep.

It still made sense, the way it turn out. Shows your head still dey there
Gerrara here, you be kindergarten ni, wey hin bed time be 8 o'clock?

TheArranger:
Leviticus 15 states

So you just need to take a bath and wash your clothes

Now, some Christians will be ready to quote Matthew 5:

In the days before the internet, a lot of masturbation took place without pornography. Technically, it only counts as "adultery" if the woman is married. Still, a strict interpretation of Matthew 5 would apply if you're out girl-watching at the beach. And, a woman has to doll herself up, and cause men to lust after her in their hearts, if she is to have any chance of breeding. At least in the Western World, we have moved away from arranged marriages. In Saudi Arabia, where men and women are strictly separated, there is much less opportunity to look at and lust after women.

Per Matthew 19:

Why deny a man his pornography, if you aren't going to sell everything that you have and give the money to the poor?

An especially popular passage for Catholics is Genesis 38:

The issue here wasn't the wasted sperm--it was that Onan was specifically supposed to impregnate his brother's wife, and he didn't want his brother to have any heirs. If God really did have an issue with men spilling their seed willy-nilly, then God would have said so elsewhere in the Bible, particularly in the Torah, and most particularly in Leviticus 15.

Another popular passage is 1 Corinthians 7:

Paul was an asexual, but, still, the purpose of having a wife is to avoid fornication, not masturbation. And, married couples are supposed to keep at it continuously, only taking a mutually-agreed-upon break for fasting and prayer. Suppose the husband wants some, but the wife is indisposed? To prevent fornication, the wife might make another orifice available, or otherwise assist her husband with administering an ejaculation.

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Bottom line is that if God had intended for man not to masturbate He would have made man like a T-Rex, thanks God, you didnt.

Also there is this school of thought that says, man was motivated to walk upright, to free his hands for, your guess is as good as theirs.

ThothHermes:
Everything dry upside for Naija

Pipul, dey say na the hot weather come dey make pesin vex, for things we ordinarily and usually take rolling down suffering and smiling. Hunter do turn become the hunted be dat

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4NOI8gju-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

From the Instagram clip, he didnt say fairk you the policeman, but only repeatedly kept saying who are you, who are you to the policemen and giving them the middle finger

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4onDYAqyQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Now watch or see popular comedian Broda Shaggy's Instagram own just today here from this link, wey hin dey curse policemen father, and dem roadside people sef come dey beg policeman to leave am alone, say hin be celebrity ooo, wey fit land police into trouble
^{cc Sultty, ThothHermes}

alBHAGDADI:
What you are trying to say is that when you stand before God in judgement, you are going to say the reason why you rejected his word is because Albhagdadi's girlfriend/wife use to wear his clothes. God will damn you to hell. Don't you know that all man for himself? Why allow my lifestyle determine how you obey the word of God which is very clear?

It has nothing to do about me but is all about you, about people who cant handle themselves, cant control themselves, cant discipline themselve, cant put their carnal desires under subjection, that cant see, look at another person's woman and then look away without entertaining lustful thoughts or sexual fantansies with her.

alBHAGDADI:
You even sound as if you know for sure that I'm guilty of allowing my girlfriend wear my clothes. If I've done it before, then I can say that was in the days if ignorance. But now that I know, if such wants to happen, I'll simply show her the scriptures for her to see that God hates people who do such.

Now that you have decided to confess to your girlfriend wearing your clothes in the past, how about telling of the last time you ever lied too and when, like a cheap persia rug, you think are going to lie next, huh?

Yeah, but now that you know, if such wants to happen, you simply show her the scriptures to prove to her, how an overly legalistic so and so you are, right?

UceeGod:
I used to be leader in one of those "fire-brand prayer" churches for some years. But my spiritual walk was ineffective until I stopped attending "churches" and started studying the Word privately while the Holy Spirit ministered to me Himself

"The Helper, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name,
will teach you everything and make you remember all that I have told you."
- John 14:26

Church is a state of mind and is where you're ekklesia, called out, to. When we read and study the scriptures, benefits and blessings of many kinds come to us

UceeGod:
I hardly pray aloud now but pray from within my heart and God guides me and has always answered.

I like the Hannah, sort of praying too, the kind of lips moving but hearing no sound kind of prayer. It is so sweet, none of any of those shakalaboshey shrinkalanka dabalashkey fakery, foolery and nonsense

alBHAGDADI:
God did specify clothing in the Bible. He says...
Deuteronomy 22:5 King James Version (KJV)
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Now, the question is, what is pertaining to men that women should not wear? Make a list and see if trousers won't be number one

JJOF:
I hope you are obeying all the laws written down in the book of Deut. 22, if not, you are just anoda fncking hypocrite.

"You are a leopard, you cant get rid of your spots.
You know what alBHAGDADI, you are certified and bonafide hypocrite, if you have a girlfriend or are married, and your girlfriend or wife has at least on one occasion or more, worn your t-shirts, put on your boxer shorts, worn any of your caps etcetera. Oh you are too over spiritual to be caught up in all that romantic and luvy dovey jazz, right?"
- by MuttleyLaff: 11:05am On Apr 01

"“You shall not steal; you shall not deal falsely; you shall not lie to one another."
- Leviticus 19:11

alBHAGDADI "obeys" all the 613 Old Testament laws and/or the Mosaic 10 Laws of God, but dont take my word for it, please ask alBHAGDADI, the last time he ever lied and when next, like a cheap persia rug, he is going to lie. Dont be offended though, if he turns round to call you a dog and a swine

CodeSapien:
This is not decent dressing.

Dont your girlfriend or missus, sometimes dress like that?

JJOF:
How please?

Because he cant control the way he responds to a visual like that. There is no power in you, if you can't control yourself or what's happening to you in a circumstance like that.

Maximus69:
You're blessed in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ Sir!

Ditto to you

Maximus69:
Why not debunk the explanation using scriptural quotations as i just did?
Anything you call a TRUE disciple or anyhow you address us is welcomed Sir so far you acknowledge that we worship a different God from yours!

I already had nigger and that was long before you posted your codswallop nigger. Nigger, you are a true disciple of the fakery you parade about in

Maximus69:
Your TWO questions!
[1] Jesus has so many things to teach those faithful individuals amongst the Jews,part of it is how his goverment will be established,what those that will partake in the rulership need to know and where they're going to stay as their government house.
Nicodemus was a member of the ruling class amongst the Jews, he could recognize Jesus as the foretold Messiah[designated King of God's kingdom],he wanted to acquaint himself with the King so he went to know what is required of him to rule with the Messiah!
Before then their has never being anyone being born again,so Nicodemus wasn't born again that's why Jesus emphasized on the need to become born again in other to participate in that heavenly government.
[2] The first set of BORN AGAIN were the Christians who met together at Pentecost,later many also became part of the team. So if Nicodemus had joined the Christians in their meeting together,he could also become one of them. But there was no record that he did other than remaining a [disciple in hidden] Jesus once said 'if anyone disown me before men,i will also disown him before my father' Matthew 10:33
Nicodemus and his colleague Joseph Arimathea never declared themselves PUBLICLY as his disciples! John 19:38,39
So their acceptance into that fold of ruling class with other born again Christians is uncertain! But they were Christians for sure and their salvation as in living forever under the kingdom rule is certain because many of the rulers also became Christians later and there no doubt that both Joseph Arimathea and Nicodemus would have seized that opportunity to declare themselves publicly as Christians! Act 6:7 compared to John 12:42
God bless you!

What a right bucketload of old codswallop, no offence meant Maximus69.

Now Maximus69 are you happy, pleased and be OK, if from henceforth I start to address and call you nigger Maximus69? Please reply and advice

CodeTemplar:
Agreed but it also revealed how Ismael departed from Abraham's linage of promise and you know Ismael is or like a father to Islam right?
They broke off but technically aren't part of the promise ( blessed Israelites ) and need to accept Christ in other graft themselves back into the tree of life which is Christ.

Anyone, Muslim or not, inasmuch as such does what Jesus Christ commands will be welcomed with open hands and an embrace into the kingdom. This is Bible, factual and not my words and/or opinion.

Baddiezz:
He he guess I don't take nairaland as a big deal so I care less.And no nothing was adjusted prolly you changed your browser or something

Beauty and brain, definitely no bimbo, you are absolutely right, it rendered differently on my laptop, compared to on my smartphone

Maximus69:
Hmmm, if you know this then why not humble yourself to learn more? People today claims to be Christians because they've heard that those called by that name back then suffered for Christ! But as for what being a Christian entails,they don't know!
Jehovah's Witnesses knew that the group name Christian was a derogatory remark but the disciples loved it as everyone back then can identify them as the followers of the one executed for blasphemy!
So ordinary being a member of the movement will cost you a lot back then, therefore most of them thought they're BORN AGAIN since they've counted themselves worthy to be dishonoured for Christ's sake. But Paul made it clear to them that being 'born again' is a totally different thing from being a Christian. Those who unknowingly joined in things designated for only the born agains do fall sick and if they still don't stop participating in those things they will eventually DIE! 1Corinthians 11:27:30
Now you know that being a Christian alone is what someone needed for salvation but to participate in the government of Jesus' 1,000 years rule, you must be BORN AGAIN and that's not to be determined by your effort!

Let me ask you two straightforward and simple questions:
1/ Was Nicodemus born again?
2/ At what time was Nicodemus born again, was it before or after meeting Jesus during that clandestine meeting?

Maximus69, many believers count themselves worthy to be dishonoured for Christ's sake, but they dont go about calling themselves nigger.

I have earlier said it, that born again precedes and preceded salvation. Fact is, in order to receive and get the gift of salvation, you'll first, have to be born again, be regenerated, as in, be born from above. Also born again and salvation, though are not in the same category, are nonetheless related

Maximus69 are you happy, pleased and be OK, if from henceforth I start to address and call you nigger Maximus69? Please reply and advice