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PoliticsRe: Gunshots Fired As SSS Alleged Siege On EFCC Lagos Office Continues by N3TRAL: 9:16pm On May 30, 2023
Happened in the morning.

The President of Nigeria has settled the dispute with just a press release.

After God, na Government.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Pledges Loyalty To Tinubu, Speaks On Being Bounced Off At Inauguration by N3TRAL: 8:52pm On May 30, 2023
Soludo will be President of this country.

By that time, I'm a wealthy man. I pledge to fund his campaign with 10 million dollars. So help me God.



TIME FOR FACTS:

The next president from the South East (Soludo) will actually lose the South East. What will happen is that all the major parties will give their tickets to candidates from the South East and we will vote against the candidate that will win the South Eastern votes.

Bookmark this 😂
BusinessRe: Stock Market Response Statistics For New Presidents Since 1999 by N3TRAL:
Tinubu will revolutionize Nigeria!

We have a distinguished accountant who graduated Summa cum laude from an elite American university govern us. We should be proud.

What do we expect?
A geometric increase in Foreign Direct investment and Foreign portfolio investment.


I'm so happy that I was born during his government and won't be reading this beautiful experience we will go through as history in my Unilag Dorm room in 2085 when Nigeria would have become a world power.
PoliticsRe: Remi And Bola Tinubu's Dance Moves (Photo) by N3TRAL: 7:35pm On May 30, 2023
Every bachelor should find a wife like OluRemi Tinubu!
PoliticsRe: Governor Without A State On His Way Out? by N3TRAL: 7:26pm On May 30, 2023
Free Emefiele!

Hold Buhari responsible.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Subsidy Removal: President Tinubu Must Complete It ASAP by N3TRAL:
Seun:
As Rotus explained on AriseTV, Tinubu's inauguration speech was very good from a business POV. It 'Renewed my Hope' & made me start dreaming again.

However, PBAT's silence on the current fuel scarcity is alarming. His team should be telling him to complete subsidy removal ASAP.

Then Mr. President will be able to boast of having hit the ground running - by removing the subsidy that leaders have been trying to remove for several decades within his first days in office. The hardship we're currently facing will be the last that we will face.

If Mr. President backtracks, then his bold proclamation on fuel subsidy removal will be seen as a costly blunder that bodes poorly for our future under him. He will be prolonging the suffering of Nigerians who are currently experiencing scarcity. They will experience it all over again when he finally removes the subsidy.

The president has an opportunity to get to the finish line of petrol subsidy removal before those who would oppose it can even start organising their resistance.

All he has to do today is empower filling stations to price their petrol based on demand and supply, just like diesel. Then he should instruct the NNPC to announce that they will distribute fuel at the landing cost since the subsidy is gone. Fuel scarcity will disappear.


After the subsidy is gone, the poorest of us can be helped using a Rapid Response strategy. We can identify those who are struggling the most with subsidy removal & use the funds earmarked for subsidy payments in June to provide short-term assistance to them.

Later, Mr. President also needs to license at least 50 capable companies to import petrol into the country alongside the NNPC, duty-free. Their competition and duty exemption will prevent unsubsidised petrol from becoming too expensive.

This will be a big win for Mr. President if played right.
@ the bold.
The 2023 budget that was approved by the National Assembly made provisions for fuel subsidy until the end of June. The capitalist forces of demand and supply cannot be applicable yet because what is currently in circulation and will be in circulation till the end of June has been subsidized.

Let's breakdown the reason behind the regulation of PMS prices to the barest minimum:
Government subsidizes fuel that will be consumed by the final consumers. The final consumers do not go to berths to purchase fuel when they vessels bring them to our shores. They do not go to tank farms or depots but buy them at filling stations.

Subsidy is a policy inspired by welfarism and utilitarianism- for the greater good of all. Letting the forces of demand and supply determine the prices of goods in a welfarist system is a recipe for disaster and malpractice against the government.

Kindly note that the only place an average Nigerian can enjoy fuel subsidy is at filling station where he/she goes to fill his/her car or buy for his/her generator. At any other point in the grand scheme, the importers, marketers and distributors benefit. It is why there's a social contract that filling stations should sell at Government approved prices.

The current products in stock were subsidized and selling at a higher price than normal is economic sabotage. PMS marketers should be held responsible for causing artificial scarcity.

The petrol stations should determine their prices based on demand and supply after the stock that was subsidized is exhausted or officially from the 30th of June or the 1st of July.
FamilyRe: WHY Do Potential Couples Do This? by N3TRAL: 4:13pm On May 30, 2023
Procreating children when one is relatively old is a risk factor of down syndrome in babies.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Officially Assumes Office (Video, Photos) by N3TRAL:
For tomorrow to be sweet, today must be bitter.

The pain we suffer today means that as we progress into the long four years of progress awaiting us, it will only get better.

There will be discomfort in 2023 so that 2024 can be better than this year, and 2025 will be better than its predecessor, and so on till Mr President honourably hands over to a new man/woman after fixing Nigeria to the best of his ability.


I believe in Nigeria. 💚 🤍 💚
I believe I will succeed in my must difficult endeavour and make my fatherland proud.
I believe Nigeria will be the pride of Africa.
I believe Nigeria will reclaim its past glory and surpass it.

O God of Creation, direct President Tinubu's noble cause and guide him right 💙♥️

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets Emefiele At The Presidential Villa by N3TRAL: 3:54pm On May 30, 2023
We believe that the outcome of the meeting will be beneficial to Nigerians!


Our hope is renewed. We are optimistic.

PoliticsRe: Rivers State Governor, Sim Fubara Submits 4 Commissioner Nominees For Screening by N3TRAL: 2:03pm On May 30, 2023
Wike has crowned himself the Kingmaker of Rivers State.

Like the Jagaban of Lagos, he will succeed.
PoliticsRe: Keyamo Dons Legal Robe, Appears At Tribunal In Tinubu’s Defence (Video, Photos) by N3TRAL: 11:59am On May 30, 2023
Festus Keyamo, my guy.

Teach them the law.
PoliticsRe: Inaugural Address By President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by N3TRAL: 1:39pm On May 29, 2023
"Fuel Subsidy is gone".

Reduced interest rate.

Unified Exchange Rate.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Gives His First Address As President (Video) by N3TRAL:
sharpwriter:
His speech is brilliant and mostly offhand.... The man sabi book.
Tinubu is sound.

What happened during campaigns was taking out 5 seconds errors out of 30 minutes long speeches to paint him as a dementia patient.

All candidates made similar errors but weren't emphasized because of agenda.
SportsRe: Osimhen 'blessed And Grateful' For MFR National Honour by N3TRAL: 12:30pm On May 29, 2023
Osimhen is more popular and influential than Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.

Edo people have constructively criticized the Nigerian government to make the Government sit up.

But guess what? He didn't reject the National Honour.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie rejected Nigeria's honour. She didn't want to be associated with us. She rejected Nigeria's honour in the same period she warmly received a chieftaincy title from the men slaughtering innocent people every Monday. To her, an Igbo chieftaincy title is greater than a Nigerian Honour.

If such person who hates Nigeria is desperate to select a leader for the country, it is safe to conclude that it would be a leader that would destroy the country she hates.

Patriotic Nigerians are glad that Chimamanda and her stooge failed.


Thank you Osimhen 💜❤️
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu sworn-in as the 16th President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria. by N3TRAL: 10:41am On May 29, 2023
Today is my happiest day of the year yet.


Very soon I will enjoy the level of fulfilment and accomplishment that Tinubu experienced this morning in my endeavor.


I declare to the universe and existence that I will be victorious and successful henceforth. This administration will turn my life around for the better.
PoliticsRe: The purpose of the court is to define the position of the Law – Prof Edward-Ekpo by N3TRAL: 8:06am On May 29, 2023
The judges are mandated to impose a fine on those who bring frivolous cases before them for adjudication.

Lawyers are expected to advise their clients before instituting matters.

Judges have 100s of cases of innocent suspects in prison applying for bail they should attend to but you file a worthless and unintelligent suit with only nuisance value and expect them to clap for you?

What about the money your opponent pays to Lawyers to appear in court because you filed a case that doesn't make sense? Or you think the lawyers represent them free of charge?
PoliticsRe: Government Tompolo Congratulates Bola Tinubu On The Occasion Of His Inauguration by N3TRAL: 7:15am On May 29, 2023
Tinubu is loved in the creeks of the South South. I've said this from Day 1. Rivers State does not start and end in Port Harcourt. Delta State doesn't start and end in Asaba.

Let me tell you why we have confidence in Tinubu?

Tinubu does not treat the children of nobody like outcasts or murder them in cold blood like someone used Awkuzu Sars to kill dissidents.

No matter the provocation, Tinubu isn't one who will order a military raid to sack an entire community like Obasanjo ordered his boys to destroy Odi in Bayelsa to the ground.

Tinubu has the midas touch to turn unemployed miscreants into money making entities for the government. He did it with the likes of MC Oluomo at Lagos.

When he says that he intends to recruit millions of youth to farm "Agbado", he's talking about taking the "nobodies" who we've concluded to be useless out of the cold streets.

The boys wielding machine guns in every nook and cranny of Nigeria know the Nigerian leader who is likely to create a plan for them to drop the guns without fighting with them. His name is Bola Tinubu. We stand on his mandate.
RomanceRe: What's The Longest Time You've Spent Trying To Woo A Woman? by N3TRAL: 11:05pm On May 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
You sound so sensible. I'm impressed.
My face has experienced its largest grin of this finished month. I can now sleep like a baby tonight.

About 7 weeks ago, I eulogized you on my Nairaland signature.

Your commendation has made me fulfilled, until tomorrow when my worries will resurface within.

Thank you Incomparable Beauty.
RomanceRe: What's The Longest Time You've Spent Trying To Woo A Woman? by N3TRAL: 10:10pm On May 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
I'll be an evening newspaper by then. Sure you'd still want me?
If I married you today, would I divorce you in 2030 because you wouldn't be as young as today?

According to scientific facts and statistics, who is more likely to die first? The man.

Firstly, I'll be married to your soul.
Secondly, I'll be married to your spirit.
Thirdly, I'll be married to your mind.
Fourthly, I'll be married to your imperfections.
Fifthly, I'll be married to your uniqueness.
Your body comes sixthed even though you're gorgeous.
RomanceRe: What's The Longest Time You've Spent Trying To Woo A Woman? by N3TRAL: 9:47pm On May 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
He spent about 7 years wooing me.

I later gave in after 7 years. He didn't give up on me because he saw ultimate value in me and I was the best thing to have ever happened to him. Turned out to be the best relationship I had. I set him as a standard. If you don't have such forbearance as a man when dealing with, I am sorry but I can't date you. Thanks.

Moral lesson: Never give up on that woman because she's not ready or ain't giving in. Patience is key.
My 7 years begins today.

See you in 2030 💕
HealthRe: See My Narrow Escape Back Then Before I Got Married, You Will Learn From It by N3TRAL: 10:08pm On May 27, 2023
Rtk4:
I met this lady on Facebook and before you say jack we started dating. As time went on i decided to invite her to my house on a particular day....

That was our first meeting and we had sex. I was suprise to see that she was a virgin, infact real tear rubber wey be say na me open am. She cried and left, after some time she informed me that she hasn't seen her period ooh, so i told her to run a pregnancy test fast cos my mind don dey beat uncontrollably.

After the test it was confirmed that she was pregnant hmmmmm, God of mercy, i was so confused and devasted. To cut the long story short i went to to see her family with my own family and informed them that i would be fully responsible for the child but i wasn't ready for marriage.

After deep conversation with both family we left. But what struck me was during the conversation i sighted a HIV drug on their dinning table(I'm a doctor), immediately my mind was not at rest again. So upon reaching home, i started interrogating her on WhatsApp and calls about the drug I saw until she opened up to me that all her siblings were HIV positive including the father and mother and that She was the only one who was negative.

From the moment she told me that my mind hasn't been at rest again because i wasn't sure she was telling me the truth about her own status. I started running HIV test from that day every month until a year later before i confirmed I wasn't infected but you need to see the way i lost weight due to depression.

Please guys be careful out there, AIDS IS REAL. Though she later gave birth to my lovely son but unfortunately he died before clocking a year. I do not wish to remember the pain I passed as a result of his death.
Use me as the dislike button.
PoliticsRe: Shettima Not Guilty Of Double Nomination, Supreme Court Holds by N3TRAL:
Outstandingmam:

“Multiple nominations with the electoral act does not occur simply because he accepted a second nomination, the fact that the acceptance was immediately relinquished so as to pave way for another person to replace him as senatorial candidate cannot be overlooked or disregarded.

“We have to be very careful the way we read provisions of facts particularly when they are public interest issues and for presidential requirements where it is broad knowledge where it is very clear that the purpose of the statutory provision is to avoid a situation where the person holds two nominations to have an election as a candidate either in two constituencies or political parties.

“The purpose of that provision is to avoid the situation but where a person has clearly said ‘no I don’t want’, and relinquishes one, I do not think it will be acting in good faith to jump on him and infer something else.


Case closed. I've been wondering why nobody thought along this lines since this argument started. The guy didn't go into the election standing in 2 constituencies. He relinquished one and INEC only published his name in the VP slot so why all the cacophony of conspiracies?

I'm not surprised the judges choose this common sense path.
As a legal practitioner, I interpreted the provision of the EA 2022 like the learned Lordship.

There would be double nomination if Shettima went into the elections against Atiku and Obi as a prospective vice President and at the same time stood elections to represent his senatorial district at the red chamber.

Shettima did not contest for two constituencies in the February 25th election and neither did he contest the primaries that produced Tinubu as the flag bearer of the APC. When he was selected as Tinubu's running mate, in good faith, he relinquished the senatorial ticket he had already clinched.

The claim of double nomination is frivolous, malicious and libelous as it never existed ab initio.
Car TalkRe: My Journey So Far As A Keke Rider... by N3TRAL: 2:24pm On May 26, 2023
Sonnobax15:
. OND.. civil engineering precisely..
I'm deeply impressed.

You'll get it right in life!
Car TalkRe: My Journey So Far As A Keke Rider... by N3TRAL: 2:05pm On May 26, 2023
Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow nairalanders...It's been a while since I've been active in-here...I know how much you guys have equally missed me ,the warri guy grin .....But I must really confess that I've missed you all so much too...But the hustle has really got my hands so tied up cheesy

Well,I've sat and thought of sharing with you all my experience and journey so far on how I've fared since I left my bakery work for keke riding...

First of all,it hasn't been an easy journey..But I must say from the depth of my heart that it's the best decision I've made so far in my entire life....

Though it was given to me by a micro finance bank at a higher purchase price...But considering the amount of profit I usually make for myself on a daily basis after remitting the everyday #4k back to the micro finance bank is very mouth-watering cheesy.

Also,the peace of mind is top-notch....I don't have to be confronted by any boss whosoever for coming late to work or poor work output...As a matter of fact, I'm myself boss cool. If any passenger tries to intimidate me,I've every right to show him/her the exit door out of my keke undecided. I remember how agberos took advantage of me at first when I first started as a novice......To the extent that I stopped working during the day, waiting until the evening when the different squad of agberos have departed the roads grin. Chaiiii,dem really show me shege cha grin

Las las,it wouldn't be nice if I don't mention the fact that "agberoism" is indeed a part of this job.... Sometimes I can't help but ponder and wonder how a dude like me who used to be very quiet has suddenly turned out to be the outspoken type to the extent that I now exchange insults with other motorists on the road grin. Perhaps it's something that's encrypted in every transporter's DNA grin


In a nutshell,my deepest regret is that I neglected this idea as at five years ago...If only I had paid heed to my old man's advice, definitely, I'd have had my own keke by now... But so far so good,I give God all the glory cool

Las las, I'd love to advise every jobless but aspiring nairalander out there, that there are enough legit hustling out there which are waiting for you to come and embrace them....."KILL THE PRIDE AND HUSTLE, BECAUSE LAS LAS, NOBODY GO PUT FOOD FOR YOUR TABLE IF YOU NO GET MONEY"......
What's your highest educational qualification?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Applying For Jobs In Nigeria, A Waste Of Time? by N3TRAL: 1:08pm On May 26, 2023
No, it isn't.

The worst outcome will be rejection.

A good outcome will be landing a job with a basic wage.

A better outcome will be having a job you hate with a good salary.

The best outcome will be starting your dream job with a fat salary.


If you don't apply for a job, your only outcome will be continuous unemployment.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Always The Guy They Tell You Not To Worry About by N3TRAL: 1:04pm On May 26, 2023
It's because nobody knows another human's mind.
Ever wonder why they crush on Korean actors? Try to answer the rhetorical question.

My experience is the quintessential story that perfectly answers your question.

Big boys neglect their girlfriends when they're around me with the firm believe that the youngest dude in the clique with the ugliest car doesn't stand a chance.

I bring poise, depth and natural beauty to the table which disrupt the girls' ovaries. I unconsciously win them over from pals who thought they were better than me.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Judgement:Daniel Bwala Recites National Pledge by N3TRAL: 12:49pm On May 26, 2023
Oh sweet tears 😭

I can't wait to drink some more 😂

TravelRe: Emdee Tiamiyu In Nigeria Police Uniform Before He Left For The UK (Throwback) by N3TRAL:
You have to be extremely stupid to think that seasoned British diplomats, economists, technocrats, parliamentarians and politicians with gray hairs took a major diplomatic and political decision to initiate an important national policy because of the interview granted by a young YouTuber from a third world country- Nigeria.

You're even dumber when you genuinely believe that the UK (with spies and secret agents in difficult places like Aso Rock) had no idea of the loopholes in its visa and migration policies.

For every UK visa loophole Nigerians have taken advantage of, Indians and Chinese have taken advantage of 100.
PropertiesRe: Auction: EFCC Invites Nigerians To Bid For Forfeited Landed Properties by N3TRAL: 5:02pm On May 25, 2023
If the bid is free and fair most owners will buy back their properties through cronies.
PoliticsRe: Igbos And Biafran Day by N3TRAL: 5:02pm On May 25, 2023
May the soul of my Niger Delta ancestors who were murdered by the Biafran army and Nigerian soldiers rest in eternal peace 🕊️
PoliticsRe: Let's Us Take Emdee Tiamiyu's Youtube Channel Down Who Reported Us To BBC UK by N3TRAL: 4:56pm On May 25, 2023
You have to be extremely stupid to think that seasoned British diplomats, economists, technocrats, parliamentarians and politicians with gray hairs took a major diplomatic and political decision to initiate an important national policy because of the interview granted by a young YouTuber from a third world country- Nigeria.

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