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SlyCharlie:
Those are CTL and Metrodigital decoders,it's piracy though, but DStv overlooks them sometimes although they've been off air for a couple of months now because EFCC raided their offices for broadcast piracy

You don't say! I really enjoyed it and I had the intention of getting their decoder this month because of EPL. Too bad though. Any hope of them coming back?
Thank you for this.

Princedapace:
Why are u people like this? It cost a lot to get broadcast right of these top leagues. Even broadcast right of African champions league is way expensive not to talk of epl. If they get the right for epl, their sub will be expensive just like dstv. So what is now the need ? Dstv is expensive becus they paid heavily for broadcast rights.

No business wants to lose money. So as they paid heavily for broadcast rights, they will also charge their customers heavily.

If tstv go the dstv way, it will become as expensive as dstv.

Excuse me, bro. I just need to ask. I travelled to the Southeast and I noticed some viewing centres showing EPL matches in an Arabic and French station, I couldn't get the name of the decoder but I just want to know if you've heard about those channels and if yes, how can one get it in Lagos? What does free-to-air mean?

Me, I pack my 3 standard power banks with me when ever I'm about to journey to another state. I'm on my phone from start of the journey to the end. If I am not on NL or playing Fifa 18 or FPS games on my phone, then i am reading PDF comics or watching series/movies I downloaded. I most times ignore the pretty girl beside me, especially those ones that can take 40 selfies in 10mins

I went to visit her, and intended spending the night with her. Her neighbour who I am in good terms with came back with bottles of campari drink and holandia yoghurt for flexing. She pleaded with me not to go to his apartment, but I just had to.
I came back a little above tipsy but not drunk and argument started, na so babe land me slap for face, me sef shock. I grabbed her by the shoulders, shook her in a rough manner and warned her that the next time she tries that BS, it will be her family and mine settling the issue because of the beating of her life I was gonna give her. I angrily left the place.

Most Nigerians saw this dude but went ahead to pick those guys with meaningless lyrics as their fave. iWeep
My favourite song then was/is Redemption

globalmart:
Next Time nah army u go slap...
Have I ever tested alcohol
No

I hope so. E don tey wey I dey wan slap army person. But trust me, once a while you should get high or tipsy. You'll love it, trust me. Just one day sha

globalmart:
Ok..I didn't see d number in my G-mail..

I Guess you didn't check well. Alright, send me yours, so I can hit you up on WhatsApp

globalmart:
I can't ooohhh..it's very disrespectful to me..how do I even ask the question sef??
'hello ma,my name is favour,your son N Told me something I want to confirm..................................?

Yeah, that's just how you should do it. You see, you are good to go already. Like I said before, I got your back

Lamasta:
Liverpool vs Barcelona 4-0 You need to come and see how we celebrate the 4th goal it was ecstatic ...

Manchester City winning their first premier league against Watford when Aguero scored the late winner oh my God its a magical moment

Let me just drop my keyboard here and save the rest

It was Queens Park Rangers (QPR) actually.

First time I got drunk at a colleague's birthday party, I missed a step and dipped my leg into this dirty gutter. I didn't even care
Second was after taking this wicked and chilled bottles of Star, about 6. I went to see a female course mate whose house is close to the bar. I only remember my other course mate telling me i told my female course mate that I have always fantasized about sucking her bööbs.

Last one that happened was on my birthday, some years ago; It was just a small party that I invited my close friends (about 4)and my gf invited about 3 of hers. During the party, my gf whispered into my ear that she's gonna eat me raw that night. I excused myself to a nearby store to get some condoms, cos shît may happen. Long story short, we both were so drunk that after the party, I just slept on the floor while she passed out on the bed. Next day, man no even get strength to stand up till around 10 or 11am

globalmart:
I can't ooohhh..it's very disrespectful to me..how do I even ask the question sef??
'hello ma,my name is favour,your son N Told me something I want to confirm..................................?

Now you are backing out. Don't worry, I got your back. So all the whole "Don't think I won't call her oo" na wash abi?

globalmart:
Lol....I go call her ooohhhhh..you think am not serious.......
Owe u what?

I didn't dare you. I'm sure you will....unless if you are scared to hear what your mother-in-law sounds like.
I'll tell you only after you have agreed to the deal.

globalmart:
Lol..Smart guy.....sugar tongue...gimme your mom's number lemme call her and ask her if nah wetin she talk..

Alright, I will, but first you have to promise me that if you call her and she confirms what I told you is true, then you owe me. Agreed?

Since I can't put her number on this platform, just check your email.

GuyWise101:
Thanks, I have made up my mind to keep the cash.

The money saved, is it from 'Oso Ahia' ? If it is, and I hope it is, then I'd say you don't have to give your Oga the money because he himself knows this- It is common among Igbo traders and their boy boy. But I can't say for sure if your Oga approves of it and hope it doesn't chase away customers.

On a side note; why do you guys love inflating prices a lot.

globalmart:
Lol..better Goan get a career in law cos u can argue...
Anyways am still busy with studies.Men are distractions at this time in my life..

I only argue about things I have interest in....
and what a coincidence, this was exactly what my mother told my dad, but now you can see that I am one of the products from their union.

globalmart:
Way younger than the kind of man I want to date..if I should ever date again it would be with someone who is like 4-7yrs older than I am..not someone I don't have future with..
Biaaa..what is even ur own sef??dis one u're just defending him anyhow..You don't know me and don't know you...everyon e mustn't date their bestie..Biko free me ooh..I won't date him is not by force�
Like I said everyone has choice and everyone is entitled to their opinion..you make your choices atimes according to your experience..

Hahahaha! Nne, calm down. I was just teasing you a little I am not defending any body, it is your post that caught my attention, so it centres around you and not pretty boy bestie.

But you are in luck though, since I'm older than you are with 5years. You can make that furure happen

globalmart:
Well..I am me and you're you.. Everybody have preference..he's older than me with two yrs..but can't date him!..
Hmmmm..this one you're trying to convince me do you know him??
Or are u him??

Your initial reply stated he's way younger, now you are telling me he's older than you with two years. Babe, what is going on here?
Sweetheart, I don't know your 'fine bestie', neither am I Him, but c'mon we both know how it's gonna end

globalmart:
Lol...well ur deduction was very wrong..
I don't have feelings for him .If I had we are supposed to be dating a long time ago..He wishes to date me..But I can't date someone who is more like a brother to me..And besides he's way too young for me..And I have more serious life issues to take care of than relationship..

He's way too young and he's your bestie, am I missing something here? So you can't date him because he's way younger than you are and you see him as a brother, yes?

Well, only time will tell.

Guys like this OP can be very annoying; they pay 100% attention to their looks and then use it to hustle for attention or seek validation from people. They are the type that can snap a hundred selfies a day, after spending 2hrs in front of the mirror. Trust me, this kind of guys always come last, after or before the 'good guys'.

When you get to a certain age, you'd realise your fine face don't pay no bills, well, except you are a model and it won't last long.

My days after secondary school and undergrad days, I worked in a factory, I learnt how to mix wall paint and also paint rooms and buildings, learnt graphics design, print and customize T-shirts and jerseys, buy and sell phone gadgets on jiji and WhatsApp market groups learnt and still learning web programming and funnily enough, more women and girls were coming. But I let them know na money sure pass. The only advantage of the good looks is that it brought me more clients and customers.

Op, abeg grow up, and work on your self esteem

globalmart:
Well most handsome guys are normally very proud..my bestie is very handsome but his very proud so he has never been able to keep any successful relationship..

As for been a Playboy..well you're handsome and fair for that matter sef..so u have the physical/outward quality most women wants making it easier for them to fall in love with u at first sight..and if you don't have self discipline there is great tendency that u will be a Playboy

From this your post, I can deduce that you have feelings for this your so-called 'bestie' and it is either you are scared to date him because you don't want to be on his 'list' or he doesn't see you both in a relationship, and you'd rather bottle up the feelings you have for him.

Don't worry, he'd outgrow that childish behaviour soon (if possible).

Yampotatocarrot:
Which state are you referring to with all these benefits including fairly constant electricity, please?

Osun state; Oshogbo & Owode-Ede are the places I stayed during my service year. The downside of it is that it not an industrialized place. It is only buying&selling businesses, skilled-freelancing works and government jobs that thrive. I don't know if things have changed though

I don't invest huge money on things I'm not at least 95% sure about or I know little or nothing about. I see a lot of folks here lost money to those money-doubling schemes, ponzi schemes. I cannot help but wonder what kind of gullible people we have in this world. Why and how would I pay 20k to get 40k just like that?

They say life is a risk, I agree, but it's not a stupid risk. I'm not saying I can't be scammed, in fact I have been scammed in the past but the money involved didn't even move me a bit.

Lesson for me: If it is too good to be true, then it is not true. Always work with your guts.
Never part with money you are afraid to lose.

loneprof:
That's more than just mere assembly. No car manufacturer (not even Toyota, Honda) all its vehicle parts 100%. There are components that are manufactured by the plants, there are some they source from outside. Surely you can't expect a new startup to have the capacity to manufacture the heavy parts when our steel mills are not even working. It takes a lot to be an industrialist in Nigeria...

By the way, it's the same thing Innoson has been doing. The major parts being manufactured here are the body, seats (probably), dashboard and other lighter components based on what can be obtained locally. So it is more than just mere assembly.

Thanks for the clarification, brother. I used to think all car manufacturers do everything themselves. Pardon my ignorance, but the main part of a car is the engine, which is what I was trying to say.

Are the parts also made in Nigeria? I see no big sense in buying the parts from China and assembling them in Nigeria. Just saying.

We should encourage and support our own please. Just like this android phone called Afrione. I can count the number of people using the device and it is very very low.

Lord, if a thought like this crosses my male child's mind in the future, just shock him small, so that he will come back to his senses.

My son must swallow the red pill before before he gets to age 10. I won't wait till he hits puberty. Such fvckery.

I'd say when a dude (no longer friends with him though) I sold a pair of singlets and a shirt to on credit kept dodging me. One day his colleague saw me and was like I should take this 5k to give to the guy that he(the debtor's colleague) wants to travel for something urgent. I just called the guy owing me to come collect his cash from me. He came around and I told him this is the money you owe me and I'm collecting it.
Dude kept begging and pleading with me to give him more time to pay up, that the 5k is his t-fare back to Lagos. I told him not to worry, he can spend Xmas in school for free.

kapelvej:
8-2 still counting. The midget can not do anything 4 of those balon d'or were stolen

You seem to be mistaken, bro. I do not care about the loss, neither do I care about Barcelona; I'm just trying to point a fact, and make people understand what is real here. Okocha is good, that's a fact but he is not a legend.

kapelvej:
bringing down our own okocha for the little midget who can not perform outside the nou camp ?

That midget is 6x Ballon D'Or winner (first in history), highest paid footballer in Spain. Even has an erected statue in his honour, while 'our own okocha' has only BBC and man of the match, and other not-too-recognised awards. Please show some respect, brother.
Just because he is Nigerian doesn't make him the best. Okocha is just a skillful player who doesn't know when to be serious. Football is way past being a show pony, now it is real business. Why do you think Ronaldo is all about scoring these days unlike his early beginnings of showboating skills. What is the use of dribbling the whole pitch and spectators and then end up losing the game. Why do you think he never won African Player of the Year award?

Okocha was good but not as good as you people are praising him. Let us be real and tell ourselves the truth.

lifenija:
u dey give ur self hope

I don't understand this statement, brother

[quote author=JERRYxed12 post=92797214][/quote]GNLD is a Chinese drug company and they are also into network marketing like Longrich or AIM global. Most times they put out fake juicy vacancies to lure unsuspecting folks to put a call through to them and they act like they are employers and 'invite you for an interview' and when you get there, the kind of disappointment that'd hit you can knock you out unconscious.

The day I wore my best corporate wear which was well ironed, even the gator could cut you from a certain distance, with my nicely polished leather shoes, almost emptied my body spray can. Got to the venue and saw a gigantic banner with the inscription "GNLD". I forced a shrug and said to myself, "Probably it's another office since it is a big commercial building".
Ladies and Gentlemen, as I kept going up the stairs, at every turn I could see Chinese faces with "GNLD" written on each banner. Long story short, I untucked my well-starched shirt, while trekking to the bus stop, cussing them (GNLD folks) under my breath.

Humblesmith ft Davido that year. Didn't fancy the song but you did well. That your track, 'Focus' was the bomb for me. I don't know why N-Tyze didn't push it well enough. The song is lovely . That's true, let me download the song again