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My english name starts with an N and the name of my favourite footballer starts with letter 'N' too. I was watching a series, I think The Flash, and a guy whose son's name is Ace was mentioned in that episode. I really love that name 'Ace'. I tried registering with Ace, but it was already taken, so I added the first letter of my name and.......well you know how it goes. The '13' was the day I registered my gmail account, and also as a form of reminder for my Nairaland password.

The only problem I have with Abiriba people is that they don't like to marry outsiders. You hardly see any Abiriba man or woman marry outside Abiriba. I am very sure they'll soon run out of people to marry and start marrying their first cousins or even distant relation. If an Abiriba man speak here, omo, I dey always laugh. Always sounding like they are coughing and sneezing at the same time. Abiriba kaa!!

Visual Basic 6.0 I had to dump it because I was doing it because others were doing it but something about the web world always piqued me.
I remember asking myself various question while registering for JAMB exam online.

It is funny as you are learning one, another one come around to edge that one you are learning. I've come to realise that if you no passion for programming, you'd be left behind.

Minemrys:
dem no force am but children wey no kn0w right fr0m wr0ng nko and their parents no dy house to m0nitor them nko? Na wetin d guy dy yarn.

Dude, I'm pretty sure the show is rated 18+ for a reason; That is the legal age a person is considered an adult to make his own decision or choice.

I don't know why as a parent or guardian you'd allow kids to watch the show with or without you. If there's anybody to blame, then it is you, for not doing your job properly. Hope you understand this

chinavs9ja:
BBnaija is nothing but movie and it adds no value to the life of our youths than to teach them all sort of immoralities. Spit!


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If you want to go far in life and business. Don't mix politics or personal ideas like this with your business. If I ever had the intention of doing business with you, I'd have a rethink because people like you are bad for business. You can't insult a group of people who enjoy the show and still want to get a client with such ill-mannered approach.

Word of advice: If you must criticize bitterly, do it with another account that has nothing to do with your brand.

Op, I can relate to that your experience about fixing pins for slippers or shoes. A friend of mine narrated what happened to him, so I had the idea of how those sneaky boys do their thing. I refused to give the guy my slippers and he kept on pestering me, until I agreed for him to explain to me what he had in mind.
As I angrily took the slippers from the dude after wasting my time, he started speaking some of their cultists cappings or whatever, he even threatened to call his guys to 'tidy my fvck up'. I lost my cool that moment and dared him to do his worst and I was ready to fvck him up x2. The aboki I bought the slippers from tried to calm me down.

See how PSG ruined the market with their offer. That is why Maguire and Dembele are up there. I hope Man Utd won't go broke because of these funny transfers they paid for. The only good deal Man Utd got is the Ronaldo to Madrid deal.
Football is like the only legal 'blood money'.

These days, I'd play game till 2am, with my headphones on; I don't really like going out. I can stay at home all week with just my laptop and phone, and I'm good to go.

The first time I went to a club, we heard the club just opened so it was like the launching of the club. Some guys kept buying casket upon casket of Andre, using it to wash their wristwatches while I kept watching with disgust written all over my face, not because what they were doing was just being silly but the fact they were using it any how and it was messing up the floor, and my shirt.

Second time, I went with my friend, his cousin and my girlfriend. I was stopped at the entrance because I was rocking a pair of slippers and I was told there ain't no slippers allowed. We had to leave and went to a near by bar to drink and have fun.

Third time, I went with a colleague, it was on a Monday, I think; the place was kinda empty. Just few hookers with their hookies dancing. I was trying to watch the game between Real Socieded and Barcelona but those silly girls kept blocking my view. One thought I was even eyeing her, not knowing it was Messi's spectacular display I was watching.

All in all, clubbing isn't fun to me, just like what few people said, aside the wicked mix by the DJ, I don't find it fun, especially with the deafening speakers. I prefer going to the cinema with my partner or family. If I had my way, I'd go with my laptop or console wherever I'm going to. Gaming is the best girlfriend there is

I served in Osogbo; it is a peaceful city with good power supply, cheap housing and accommodation, food is also cheap. A plate of Amala with Ewedu for N300 can last you through the day. I love the way the government schools were built too. I'm thinking of relocating to Oshogbo in the near future.

The people of that state need to invest more. I remember places like Ikirun, Aiyekale, Omo West, Igbona, Kola Balogun and many more I can't remember

The first gf I had was when I was in SS3; babe has been eyeing since SS1, but didn't even show any sign at all. It just happened one day, I went to the loo to ease myself, on my way back, as soon as I entered the classroom, a teacher was behind me and told me to sit down, he wants to make an announcement, the closest seat I could locate was hers.
After the announcement, I wanted to return to my own seat but she didn't want me to go. I kept asking why, but she won't say anything, finally she just had to open up and she said, "I just like you". Brethren, that was the second, no third, no fourth or sixth scariest 1 minute of my life. I thought it was all a joke till she sealed it with a kiss the next day after school hours. My first kiss.


The hottest girl in secondary school then - she's a 10/10. She told my friend (they both went to the same elementary school) she wanted to see me in private. Omo, because of fear, I didn't show; I told my friend to tell her that I already have a girlfriend.

Another one happened when I was serving; We met in the bus taking us to camp. Unfortunately she had to redeploy for reasons I don't really care about though. She collected my number; She calls me every day, when I'm in the office (PPA), at home, at the viewing centre. Till one day, her roomie took the phone from her and told me " How long do you want her to keep calling you till you get the message that she really likes you. It is obvious she's scared to express herself like she's told me several times. Please, just make it easier for her". Truly, I knew she was crushing on me like crazy but I just didn't feel same way about her. My eyes dey my platoon member wey get the finest àss I have seen in years, with nice títs and this crazy-killing steps when she walks; she carries herself with elegance but na one G-Boy dey lash am that time.
It really felt awkward for her after her roomie told me her secret. I didn't really respond in an affirmative way, and she knew I didn't feel same way about her, so she stopped calling, chatting.

My elder sister's department colleague sef carry her wahala come, me just enjoy the lashing that came with the package. I'm happy she understood relationship with me won't work, just lashing.

Omo, I don tire to type. Many experience

Still rocking my sweet LG in the living room, and rocking my JVC LCD tv in my room but you'd thinks it's LED - its picture quality is sweet. I bought two tvs from my dad which he purchased as preowned from a guy in Easthampton. That TV na sweet die for gaming when I plug my HDMI cable to my laptop. :-). If you wanna go for preowned, go for Samsung, LG, JVC, Philips or Alba. New LG tvs are usually from china

Despite their size, only the human brain is 50,000 times 'bigger' than them put together. No be by how big.

Interesting Topic

Interesting thread.

Met one on social media, we agreed to meet. She looked nothing like the pictures she sent to me; she was looking good, no doubt but it wasn't what I had imagine I finally got to see. I thought I was getting Punk'd or something. I tried very hard to hide my disappointment, even tried to make the date a little awful so she'd lose interest after.....in fact, she even kept on rubbing my palm,trying to force her zodiac sign on mine, holding hands with me while leaving the restaurant, trying to act all lovey-dovey with me.

I got home and tried to forget that day ever happened. Babe, couldn't stop texting and calling, even said she thinks she's fallen in love with me.

I just needed a from you guys Lord, why did I change the 'Home to score' to '' na. Roma and Fiorentina gave me my wins, just remain una. kai!

stanliwise:
Ubun.ja is a bad teacher... see this stupid set of boys he has successfully raised!
When he keeps using derogatory terms on women and keep saying all “women are whores(his mother and sisters included)” what do you expect?

He started out good I have to admit, and it helped me a lot on how to deal with the opposite sex when it comes to relationships but I guess the constant lauding from guys here has made him see himself like a demigod. I hope he goes back to how he started off and what he initially had in mind - to liberate weak men from the stronghold of manipulative women

dairykidd:
I swear...dead and unwashed mofos with no game, name or money. 90% of them don't know what being a simp is. They're just mad because no game and they resort to soapy so when they see posts n threads as these they get even madder The worst set will say u are making up stories.. Broke no gamers

You really shouldn't blame them. Heartbreak can change a man for good or for worse and some of them unknowingly turn into misogynists. Truth is, when a female who knows how to play the game will still get them and they'll still fall carelessly

dairykidd:
Everything is not about simps and redpills u fvcking ass wipe

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This is why Ub.unja usually gets criticized; These guys always misunderstand what it means to be redpilled or not be a simp. Even UB.unja said a redpilled guy can fall in love with a girl but still use his crash helmet while falling. These guys think being redpilled is about just having sex with no feelings attached. In as much as I like what Ub.unja is doing, he should also call back these guys and explain to them what it really means to be a simp.

All of a sudden, every Ochuko and Odafe dey form Redpilled. Now becoming annoying and boring

That is true. I remember one day my mom bought a body cream and told me to check if the fragrance is good. Ignorantly, I said it smells like condom, and for real I don't even know what condom was as at my age then, I just said it because I heard it from somebody discussing with his friend. My Mom gave me a slap on my face, though it wasn't heavy enough to make me cry. She told me to shut my mouth and never say anything like that ever again.

She should have asked me various questions concerning that, and then teach me about sex or probably asked my dad to help out, cos I guess I was like 12-13 years.

I promise to give my Son that talk when the time comes, though I know it will be very very awkward but it still better than hiding the truth from them and in same way become a hypocrite unknowingly

Didn't watch most of the games this season but the few I saw, I'd pick Sadio Mane as the player of season, Jurgen Klopp as the manager and that Son's goal against Burnley, I had to go to YouTube to watch it again.

Imagine a world without football.......

I feel it is not a reason to drop the call on the person. These days are filled will thieves, you can't tell Peter from Paul. The recruiter should have been at least reasonable to understand the society we live in. The candidate was too quick to conclude though.

One scammer called an Elderly woman last month, and she can't communicate in English so she gave me the phone to talk to the guy; from the way he introduced himself, it felt weird and I sensed he's likely a scammer while I gently listened to him speak...... Folks, we talked for close to 50mins. I was bent on exhausting his airtime and also frustrating him. The funny part was the way I was talking to him, all calm and acting ignorant.

Guess what? he cussed me before ending the call

Learn1:
Your pay then in comparison to 30k today which is better? Lol. Why I considered not taking it actually was because growth here is limited because it isn’t an industrial town

To be honest with you, I wouldn't take that job if it doesn't build me or give me time to build myself and get other skills or certification(s). If it is a company that pays small but will guarantee your growth I don't see why you shouldn't accept it. if you are serious and dedicated in growing yourself, I'm sure in less than a year you'd be getting better offers

Where I did my IT when I was still in school, I was paid 10k a month(transport was like 7k, but i was staying with a relation)and I gladly accepted it because I knew what I was going to gain in 6months.

Lord, help me get to my target and even surpass it so I can't move out if Lagos. I visit a neighbouring state before the lockdown and that was the day I made up my mind to leave Lagos no matter what.

A free flow of traffic, cheap housing and transportation; with N500-N700 you can tour the whole Capital if you hire a commercial Suzuki mini bus. I can't be this young and still feel like I'm in a 70-year old body

Oh thank you so much Juventus; you guys were the last game on my coupon. I had the opportunity to cash out but I didn't wanna lose small, I wanted to win BIG. So happy I didn't settle for less.

P.S: I ain't telling

Damn! see body count sha. Women should understand the wise Chinese saying about different keys that can open one lock; You cannot be shagging every Ochuko and Odafe you meet. Unlike we men, it is not something every guy can handle. This is not the Western world where a lady can have an average of 50 body count and still get married. I can't deal with abeg.

As a guy self, I don't bed every chick that come my way because I got standards, but this chick right here, this chick look like someone who'd UnCloth herself before you even say Hi to her. I bet almost every guy in that hood has her nudes.
I used to have a friend like that, she's a sucker for fine guys, as in, she wouldn't even mind sleeping with me and my friend. I just reason the matter as FWB shii and she subscribed to it 100%. Thank goodness that my friend dull the matter, so I had her to myself until I left.

I needed your team to just score one freaking goal today Just 1 !! Is that so hard to ask for, huh?

This kinda topic here is exactly what I was arguing about with a females friend recently; I told her point blank if a woman hits me, I'd return it same way she did to me. She was like "No matter what a woman does to you, never hit a woman, just walk away". I was like " Really, so if she attacks me first with slaps and punches I should just walk away, yeah?". To my amazement, she said yes, because I am meant to know women are the weaker sex.
she just kept on saying some mumbo jumbo stuff about how fragile women are and so on.

This life, you get what you deserve. Simple. I 100% support what this guys did. To be frank, I won't even pour the content of the can on her, I'd introduce myself with a heavy slap on her cheek. Rubbish!

izzou:


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Just like you and you buddy at the mall staring at a hot chick as she walks by. I love it

How much is the take home pay at the end of the month? Why would one pay for a slot in federal governme.... oh damn! I forgot, this is Nigeria!

The manner and rush I used to click on this thread only to end up disappointed. To be frank, the only difference between this beach house and other regular beaches, is the white fence. I mean, WTF!

ProfAmaben:
We have actually done a lot. I am a geoinformatics and GIS lecturer, I created this application for the tracking and monitoring of covid-19, it's not finished due to its complexity as I would integrate the Google maps API into it.

https://react-covid19-tracker-by-uzor.netlify.app/

Kindly click to see what I and my mates are doing.

Why is Africa regarded as trash and a filthy continent? It's because it's youths support bullshit and hardly channel their energy into meaningful things.

What has Africa as a continent contributed in the advancement of humanity? Do you think BB Naija should even be on our agenda at this moment?

Keep promoting mediocrity, I would not rest until I leave a positive mark on the sands of time.

We thank you for your contribution towards the fight, sir, but this is pure entertainment for some people. It is like asking what Lionel Messi or Paul Pogba have done towards the fight instead of playing football on the pitch. I can see you have a knack in science which is your area of specialization and it is good you are working your head off towards it.
You should be asking those student or professors in the universities that studied Microbiology or Virology or the likes on what they have been doing so far, not here (BB Naija). It is a private sponsored program to generate money and in turn entertain people at home. This your question is just directed towards the wrong direction.
Once again, we appreciate the effort you have put in so far but the way you came about bashing the program is a No No.