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crownedrookie:
Is this Traversy? Lol

Brad and his famous leather chair I love me that dude. I owe that guy a lot from my early days as a web designer/developer till date.
Please put more flesh on that stick man.

FirstbornWds:
You are simply being unreasonable. And No, there's no reason whatsoever for a lady to venture into a guy's house and be stark naked. Haba now, reason this thing well. It's either the lady is trying to cajole the guy into having carnal knowledge of her and play the "rape card" as you are doing now, or she's vying for his attention, or even so, she has other mission. If not, there really shouldn't be any reason for doing that.

And just so you know... A guy calling police to report molestation from a "naked" girl is seen as absolute weakness and the guy would definitely be mocked to be a weakling. You and I know how much of a torture it can be for a guy to sleep near a naked girl he's attracted to in his own house... Ah Ah... If that's not wickedness, I simply don't know what else to call it than extreme, useless feminism.

Get my points right, I'm not saying it is justified to rape her even with the unclothedness but trust me, if it happens, the guy would definitely have strong evidence to saddle out the case with minimal punishment ( that's if it even happens).

Bro, you truly are a rape apologist, no offense. I know some women can be so daft to go nude in front of you, yet deny you sex..that doesn't mean you should force her to lay with you.

I was in this same situation once when a girl I invited over, kissed me first, she took off her clothes by herself, unhooked her bra herself and when I was about to wear protection, she stopped me halfway and said she can't continue because she made a vow with God to stay pure but she's attracted to me that's why her urge took control of her before she regained her senses. Frustrated? Yes, I was over frustrated and angry in fact, but I just had to let it slide because I had no right to force her against her will even though she went nude by herself.

The funny thing is, she tried it one more time, and apologised again. She admitted she truly wanted to have sex but a strange voice always came to her head when ever I'm about to start. I had to let her go even with my blue balls.

Please, don't try to justify rape no matter how you want to see it be it a woman or man.

Funkyswagzz:
Lol I wonder y someone wants to be treated like trash instead of being loved.. it's weird. To be honest girls like that are mostly broke and beautiful cos they want something from u and ur not giving it. So they stick around till u open up the jewel box and if u happen to play Ur cards well at that point in time they might fall in love. From my point of view I believe the reason y beautiful girls give issues is because they really want to keep checking if u love them enuf when they suspect ur doin something fishy. Cos they too get alot of attention so dey don't want u to leave them for another. It's insecurity I guess.

Bro, you are just few seconds away from being a simp, to be honest. You 'sound' like someone who is scared of his woman, and also scared of losing to her other guys. The sooner you stop giving a ratzazz about her the better for you. You look like someone who'd apologise even if she wrongs you, you sound like those guys that'd call their babe 10 times in a day.
Fine girls plenty for market. If you can't double date, try and make friends with another pretty girl, tell her your plans (let her act like she has a big crush on you, and she should be calling you from time to time). Your girl will start acting straight. It is a childish move but it works most of the time.

Let her know she isn't your priority even if you know you can die for her, just show her 40-45% of love and let the remaining you be a mystery because once babe don 'see you finish', that is when the disrespect will enter another level.

Still wondering how I'm going to break the news to my people that I don't think I'm going to get married. I'm fine with just two kids from my baby mama.

Let me start gathering proof why marriage is a big scam long invented before MMM

An immature being just just decided to troll and the rest followed. I need just one reason why this country will be great. When you have over 200 tribes and languages combined, what do you expect, nothing but disagreement.

Those little Jack Sparrows next to the Black Pearl, I see you, me hearties. What say ye, savvy?

AFONJACOW:
she hasn't caught me cheating before but the fear started after I read her WhatsApp chats I wish I can walk away, I have barely 5 months to make the decision of a lifetime, she have been with me for a very long time and walking away now, my dear I don't want to hurt anyone feelings , even till date she she claims her innocence, currently I'm not in the country there was a time I called her on video calls she didn't knw the time she pick it and hurriedly cut the call I saw the background she was , she was inside taxi I chatted her up she lied again she is in the the house, I asked her what about the noise I was hearing she told me it's rain I called a friend in same area but he told me rain haven't falled for more than 3 weeks, I was trying to get her on phone the next thing her phone was off for that period she replied me around 11pm when she's back I was very bad at her she told me she was with her elder sister that's why she couldn't pick the calls or call me back I asked her when did she stop answering her calls in front of her sister, she said her brother in-law was also there that they went out to see a family, down inside me I knw she went out to see a man , one good part of her that she knw how to make up, we can querrel and u will think that is the end, before u knw it we resolve our issues , I'm planing of getting married in five months time, and my plan is to go back to my base after 4 months of marriage but can I trust this kind of person, she is a professional in lying even if u caught her in the act she will still maneuver like snake , there was a time I used another number to call and chat her up she didn't knw it was me I claimed to be another person, we spent more than 2hrs on call, she told me all her details even the one she haven't told me in real, she willing gave out her information even her family details village and others ,I told her I will come to her state for a friend wedding that I will spend 2 days that I will like her to come to the hotel where I'm staying to meet me , she didn't object, imagine a stranger, she said she will come after work, I asked her what I will bring for her she said anything and I asked her what she will be for me She said I should tell her my self , I told her I need soft kiss from her she said that one is not a problem I was mad when I told her if she can stay behind with me in the hotel she said no because of her parents that she will stay with me small and go, I couldn't take it any more by that time , I called her name we used to call each other , she was very confused she start claiming that she knw it was me that she just want to play along, to be honest I wish this girl can take the long walk out of my life , I keep losing good people because I want to prove a point, I love her but marrying her , my dear that trust will never be there with all these incidents, and I don't wish for a broken family , lol not only my TV ooo I scattered my new industrial OX standing fan i used it to do wrestling my home theater I used my back hand to hit am my nail comot ooo, bro if I no do this I might end up killing her that night because this is girl I love so much and didn't believe she can go that low, not that those people she flirt around are more handsome than me or financially stable than me, her phone spoiled I refused to buy another phone for her for 2months hoping for any of this guys to buy one for her but they couldn't, that girl is master in her act , please suggest best way to walk out without hurting her, I want to lie to her that I won't be coming back any time soon so she will walk away , I will return and do my things secretly without noise and go back , how do u see it

And you still want to wife this lady after all these things. You want to marry a cheat and a liar, is that what you are saying?

I feel so so sorry for you, bro. Just make sure you carry out DNA test on your children in the future, that's all I can say now because I can see you still intend marrying her no matter what I tell you......and try to carry out some STI test too. Good luck, because you'll surely need lots of it

softplace:
java is a good start

Lovely writeup; I commend the effort you put into this to enlighten individuals.

I can see this topic majors in web design/development. Quick questions:

I love the web world and so far taught myself to code but the problem I am facing is getting a good client base to work, even this freelancing sites aren't helping, so I decided to look inwards. How can one get a target client in this country? I'm not very good at selling myself to strangers

Another thing is that I am kind of scared to source for clients because I feel I am not just ready to step out. Do I need a type of certification in order to step out?

Thirdly, I taught myself HTML, CSS, (still battling with JavaScript) and going deep in Php server side I.e trying out Object Oriented Programming. Do I necessarily need to learn OOP? because it is like conflicting with my knowledge of Php Procedural Programming.

Are you a freelancer or you work with an organization? Can you give me few names of web tech companies in Nigeria one could apply to.

Thank you

AFONJACOW:
I promised her marriage and walking away now after 4yrs plus I don't know how she will take it, but I wish I can take the long walk of no return because that particular incidents and so many others hurts me

Brother, for your own sanity and happiness, please don't marry that lady. Do not marry her out of pity because wedding is for a day, and marriage is for life. A lady who can cheat on you can do it again if you slack even just for a second.

I know you are trying to make things equal, because judging from your posts, I can tell she's caught you cheating as well. But for the sake of your sanity, please do not marry her. Your happiness or hers, which one comes first? But I can only advice you, it is up to you to do the rest.

As for me, I can't, will never marry a cheating partner, even after marriage (something I don't want), I will file for divorce. Better yet, just make her a baby mama and continue living your life.


But you are funny o. So you broke your TV because you were angry?! Kai! That wasn't cool, brother. You still ended up buying a new one, and then forgiving her. It is like you lost on both sides.

Abbeylanre15:
Hmmmm.... I will consider this

OP, sorry I came late but I'd advise you to blow the gaddamn whistle on those guys. Please, pay no mind to that guy telling you to mind your business. That is how thieves operate, just like our politicians. I hope you know your business is to mind the accounts of the company, so no matter what, it is your business.

I suggest you make a proper voice recording (without their notice) where you are warning them to stop the act or you'll report them to the madam. After recording, make sure you tell your madam immediately, because they may go behind you and lie to the madam that you are the one stealing her money, and you know how Nigeria is na, most times na who first call police dey win case.

Now this is where the recorded conversation can still help you either way, because if they say you are among, you can bring out the evidence and if they go behind you and tell the madam first (lie against you), you'd still have your evidence.

I just tire for some bloody Nigerians sha; they just like trying to play smart on someone's ignorance or kindness

Wow! 25k! That's quite impressive, brother. Sometimes, money like these are very useful even when we don't actually use to get what we initially had in mind.

I'm yet to break mine though, I promised myself I won't touch my kolo (piggy bank) till November/December when I wanna get personal things for Xmas and gifts for my parents.

Any time I feel like breaking it, I just take a walk outside for few minutes or start watching movies or playing games, just so as to take my mind off it.

Op, try and rely on other hustles or skill that fetch you money so you won't be tempted to touch yours no matter what.

Lastly, as you have planned to use that money to stock up, please don't allow any karishika to call you, because it is like these females have special detectors in them by default

Everyone is trying to play smart in today's relationship. But it is good though, the less you expect, the less disappointed you'll be in the end.

And to those guys with low self esteem and being scared about what their hot or pretty girlfriends are up to are just something else. I mean, come on!

I don't date even average-looking girls but I am never bothered about what they do or what they are up to. One even asked me why I don't bother about the guys calling her, and I was like "Why do you want me to be bothered, or is there something you want me to be bothered about?". She became upset and tried to fight me that night because I indirectly belittled her beauty.

Stop killing yourself over what the females do, even if they are cheating on you, just go ghost mode on them with or without evidence. I don't even bother to check their phones or spy on their SM. I just work with my guts and it has never failed me.

Well, every body ain't the same

Read from the first page to this page and all I can say is....damn!

Lemme me save this page and send it to that my stu.pid friend whose babe is about going for service. I told him to reconsider the relationship when she was in her finals last year.
The babe fine, kon set join, it will be very hard for her since all men will be on her case once she gets to camp.
Me wey hate long distance relationship die right from day one of dating.

Even after over 70 years, marriage is still scary.

I once told a female friend I don't think I'd ever get married, then she started giving me tales by moonlight stories of how sweet marriage can be, then after she was done, I started my own 'reality by sunlight' stories of how people have died, dying and are still gonna die sooner than soon, all because of marriage.
Imagine years ago without high tech and social media, now in this 21st century wey boys and girls enter relationships just to outsmart each other in terms of money and cheating. Smh

angelfallz:
What are you even saying? Have you even gone to Quora to verify what I said about American Women mostly white women using their men, white men as meal tickets?
It's like you just want to believe that it is only Nigerian women that have that sort of behaviour. You're the one that's naive.

https://www.opencourt-basketball.com/the-crazy-story-of-stephen-jackson-literally-leaving-his-fiance-at-the-altar-because-she-didnt-sign-prenup/

Interesting read, brother. That Jackson dude is one helluva dude I swear he now had two crazy n*ggas by his side. Except the ghetto ebonics quote which I find irritating, the dude is smart, and knows his way around female leeches, especially the black americans.
Still trying to find words I'd use to convince my folks I don't wanna get married but just have 2-3 kids.

I remember my first attempt at getting laid, I rushed to the drug store and froze, I was scared to say what I wanted...I just turned around and went back home and told my then partner I didn't get any because they (drug store or pharmacy were out) and tried to convince her I want to skin dive but she refused oo. She was scared of getting pregnant.

These days, I just stroll in and say it out "My friend, please gimme Kiss (or Fiesta) condom". I make sure I don't leave out the "condom". Many times, the young ladies in the shop tend to stare in either surprise or disbelieve but I just keep a straight face. Funny enough, it kinda turn the ladies on whenever I do that.

I distanced myself from my close buddies because they didn't like her and she didn't like them as well. She's everything a man should not ask for in a woman, well except her incredible physique and pretty face that is all.Her character is -20. I sympathise with the man who's gonna wife that girl.
After she dumped me, my buddies mocked me for days. But what can I say, I was only 19 and silly drunk in love then

His name should be Sanni "Wakanda" Kaita. This guy waka no be small o. It's like he spent average of 6 months at a club before moving to the next.
This shows the guy isn't a good footballer and it is obvious some ogas at the top put him in our national team squad of 2010.
I can see Riquelme.

Minemrys:
lol. It's a w0man. U never can tell. I d0n't think she saw the guy as a sexual partner, else she would've kn0wn of the guy's intenti0n and played it so she didn't have to give it away. Am telling u, she just wanted to use the guy. Yea, it could happen that she would've cheatd but the vibe i am getting says the opposite. She just wantd to keep the guy for em0ti0nal sake. S0me0ne to run to when she's depressed and who would pet her. I dnt think i'd call that cheating. She has no sexual feelings for him.

The part where she said they shared something intimate and she feels vulnerable to him speaks volume. I'm sure the intimate here isn't about just dark secrets of the past.
She's just a confused XX and she should thank heavens the Joe guy didn't take advantage of her

Minemrys:
n0t cheating, using the guy as a mugu.

It is not until you have physical intercourse with another person before you know you have cheated. Once you start entertaining another person into your thoughts, especially when it is sexual, you have started cheating.
From the OP's post, you can see she has deep sexual fantasy about the guy, and if the guy (Joe) hung around a bit, she'd have had sex with him.

Na from clap, dem dey take enter dance

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. You're really inquisitive. But I have time to answer your questions sha.

He stopped relating with me because of the stern warning and reply I gave him. Shame no gree am call or text me again. Answered enough already?

Not really but your first comment really caught my attention but don't worry, I am not trying to spy into your life.

Brother had to try. It is better to try and fail than never try all.
You have no idea.

UyaiIncomparabl:
What do you mean by "I FZ'd him"?

It was funny and highly disappointing when he mentiined it sha. Mostly because I respect him a lot.

FZ- Friendzone. So, you guys stopped speaking or you just waved his idea aside and still remain friends?

lexyking:
You're absolutely right. I've dated girls that were never shy in asking for it whenever they are in the mood. but the key is how you as a guy treat and relate with them, if you're the uptight kind of guy who believes that it should always be your call, then that's what you will get cos even if she's in the mood she will just keep it to herself just so that you don't call her names.
But if you treat her well and make her understand that it's cool to be vulnerable and that you're never gonna judge her if she shows you her freaky side, trust me you will be shocked at the level of freaky-freaky things that these girls have in store for.
I've date different girls who were never shy in asking for it, one experience in particular that I will never forget was the day my then girlfriend raped me(laughs)
anyways that's a story for another day. and yes I did enjoy the rape that I decided to take over in the middle of the rape action lol

You couldn't have said it any better, brother- This is most guys or even husbands don't know how to do. There was a time I declared "no cloth day" when she came to visit. She was the first to finish undressing

Let that day come quickly. Mutual rape understanding is what it is

UyaiIncomparabl:
LOL. I'm not feisty, okay? I'm sorry if my reply was rude.

Yea, he was a friend.

Well, that's too bad; I like 'em feisty. I'm guessing you FZ'd him all the while, so his only way to the cookie jar was to make an offer....or so he thought.

Don't blame him though

UyaiIncomparabl:
Does it really matter?

The whole point is that, I never regretted/still do not regret it.

Hey, hey, babes, be cool,ok. Nobody is trying to shame you; I was just curious as to why you put that emoji after making that comment.

As for the other question, I just wanted to know the level of relationship between you and that fellow for him to make such kind of offer. I'm trying to make a conversion here not question you.

Semperty:
put yourself in her shoes, let's say you registered in a foreign online forum and they stigmatise you because you are Nigerian, how'd you feel ?
I'm not saying she's feeling bad though but, my point is if you and your likes eventually travel out and you're treated this way, just know and remember that it's a taste of your own medicine

P.s- I'm a full blooded Nigerian like you.

Mehn, seriously bro. Most of these guys are exhausting. I mean, they are always on her mentions trying to say one silly thing or another. She can't comment in peace without having one or two A-holes condemning her.
Later they'll come out and start screaming racism when they cannot even house their fellow African.

HardBishop:
oloshoooo

Bro, have a little bit of reasoning, I beg of you. Why use such derogatory word on her when she just shared her own experience just like every other person here. This is why most females don't come out to comment on threads like this because of guys like you and later y'all will say they are all pretenders. Please, there is still time to grow up, make use of it wisely

pich4real:
From your post your a bad guy, and ur quite experienced, i guess you've seen it all. Its true sha cos it happens to me, my girlfriend goes butt naked in the house, from the room to the kitchen, from kitchen to bathroom. Sometimes i ask my self, how did i get manage to get an amazing girlfriend with a hot banging body.

Experienced, sort of, but bad guy, hell no, I am not a bad guy and when it comes to females, you can never see it all,bro.

I always enjoy the view no matter what. Cheers to those Queens.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't regret it.

But that emoji you inserted kinda says otherwise, I'm just saying. Was it a senior colleague, friend or some random guy?

UyaiIncomparabl:
He promised to give me 200K if I could go one round with him. I rejected the offer.

What's with the face? You feel like you passed on a great opportunity and deeply regret it

James4bright:
Those kind of girls are rare. The girls we get to see pretend a lot and would gladly die in silence than make any advances.

At first, yes, but she is not pretending; she just doesn't want to be seen as a 'slut'. If you are the type she is free around, she might even be doing it without thinking about it because she's developed that confidence with you. Most guys are too frigid with their partner, so they(females) can't express themselves freely.

If your girlfriend can walk around butt naked and wanna play with you in her naked state, then it means she's developed it completely and isn't ashamed to show you her banging body.

James4bright:
Nigerians girls aren't courageous enough to ask for sex, firstly.

And a good number of Nigerian guys would barely resist a girl who is willing to offer sex to them.

Bro, calm down. There is a level you get to in a relationship the female will ask for it and even beg you for it

My ex back then in school once begged me a day before I was to sit for an exam and I had to study hard but she was super hot. She even promised to prepare my favourite dish
Another happened when I was down with malaria symptoms; she came to check up on me but still don't understand how or why she became super hot but she had to respect herself after I turned her request down.

luminouz:
Damn,thats some coldblooded shiit!

Lol. I was actually not being serious when I said that to her but she took it serious and that was how her frequent calls ceased.

I am glad though; I just couldn't find the right words to tell her off, surprisingly, that "unserious" line did it for me.