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I needed your team to just score one freaking goal today Just 1 !! Is that so hard to ask for, huh?

This kinda topic here is exactly what I was arguing about with a females friend recently; I told her point blank if a woman hits me, I'd return it same way she did to me. She was like "No matter what a woman does to you, never hit a woman, just walk away". I was like " Really, so if she attacks me first with slaps and punches I should just walk away, yeah?". To my amazement, she said yes, because I am meant to know women are the weaker sex.
she just kept on saying some mumbo jumbo stuff about how fragile women are and so on.

This life, you get what you deserve. Simple. I 100% support what this guys did. To be frank, I won't even pour the content of the can on her, I'd introduce myself with a heavy slap on her cheek. Rubbish!

izzou:


[color=royalblue]This picture is priceless[/color]

Just like you and you buddy at the mall staring at a hot chick as she walks by. I love it

How much is the take home pay at the end of the month? Why would one pay for a slot in federal governme.... oh damn! I forgot, this is Nigeria!

The manner and rush I used to click on this thread only to end up disappointed. To be frank, the only difference between this beach house and other regular beaches, is the white fence. I mean, WTF!

ProfAmaben:
We have actually done a lot. I am a geoinformatics and GIS lecturer, I created this application for the tracking and monitoring of covid-19, it's not finished due to its complexity as I would integrate the Google maps API into it.

https://react-covid19-tracker-by-uzor.netlify.app/

Kindly click to see what I and my mates are doing.

Why is Africa regarded as trash and a filthy continent? It's because it's youths support bullshit and hardly channel their energy into meaningful things.

What has Africa as a continent contributed in the advancement of humanity? Do you think BB Naija should even be on our agenda at this moment?

Keep promoting mediocrity, I would not rest until I leave a positive mark on the sands of time.

We thank you for your contribution towards the fight, sir, but this is pure entertainment for some people. It is like asking what Lionel Messi or Paul Pogba have done towards the fight instead of playing football on the pitch. I can see you have a knack in science which is your area of specialization and it is good you are working your head off towards it.
You should be asking those student or professors in the universities that studied Microbiology or Virology or the likes on what they have been doing so far, not here (BB Naija). It is a private sponsored program to generate money and in turn entertain people at home. This your question is just directed towards the wrong direction.
Once again, we appreciate the effort you have put in so far but the way you came about bashing the program is a No No.

Leeds thank you very much o. I'm just glad I didn't play you guys 1&Over1.5 on Thursday though.

AIM1109:
Matthew 23:23 KJV
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!
.......For ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.

What's the essence of tithe you are paying to the church and a lot of widows and orphans are in your church lacking.

Thank you very much for this. The pastor of the church I attend asked me two months ago if I have paid my tithe, and I said to myself, "During this lockdown when business isn't going too good, you still asking if I have paid my tithe". I told him no, I rather sent the money to a friend whose source of income is based on his daily earning, and he(the pastor) asked why did I do that, that I should have paid the money to church first, then tell the church to send assistance to that my friend.

I finally concluded this man is just after money. Since then, I stopped paying my tithe, I'd rather give it to someone who needs it more.

These men should stopped using indirect means to threaten us. I am happy people have finally started seeing things straight, thanks to this pandemic.

If the parents had just resisted the urge to birth children like pigs, this won't be happening.
I went to a colleague's church as an invited member, I noticed the parents in that church don't have more than three kids, even the pastor himself. So, I jokingly asked my colleague why, he said the pastor has always advised them to only birth kids they can cater for and not practice this rubbish of "Na God dey give pikin" mentality. I was really impressed.

Why bring a child into this world if you know you can't cater for the needs of the child,a only to place the child's welfare on another person in the form of house help. That's wickedness. I have never and will never be against abortion. That's why after my third child I'm getting nipped.

Slymonster:
The only saint in nigeria. They give you a position in government, I am sure you will be worst. This was how I gave a suppose hardworking nigeria engineer a house to build. Even after we agreed on the normal pay for him. The estimated materials he gave me was far more worst than I can imagine when I caught him. The estimated material can even build a house self.. What do you call that? Everyone has a criminal tendency in this country. Only issue is not having the opportunity or having being caught. Forget all this one your writing. A hardworking Nigeria can scam you if your not smart.
Just pray for God to lead you in the right way. My last reply to you.

And he said he isn't justifying crime; Trying to evade my question by using a scenario that I have no business with. Like I said, not everyone has a criminal mindset like you. I wasn't raised in such way.

And if that man had used the proceeds from the lie to buy a Benz for himself, I'm sure you'd admire his "hardwork" from your sweat. Why didn't you just give him the money since you don't see anything wrong with him cheating you? You are just confused to be honest with you.

I never said I was a saint but if your likes keep defending these guys, then I'm sorry for this nation in the near future. I'm sure your son would be very proud of his dad reading this. With emboldened sentence, I have finally given up on you. Truly, this is my last reply to you.

Ade3131:
It is finished...!

Naija which way nau! See another fellow here saying a Yahoo boy's sweat and hustle will set him free.

My prayers for these guys is simple... May the cry and tears of those they stole from be their judge.

You can't be making a living out of other people's misfortune nau...!

Brother, seriously, it is tiring, see they way they are even defending these thieves. A small kid like this, who isn't from a wealthy home, no concrete source of legit income buys 3 Benz and also has a 5-bedroom apartment and another dude is telling me I'm being envious of him by questioning his source of income and telling the fraudster to face the crime he committed.

How did we get to this rock-bottom level in our thinking for Pete's sake?

Slymonster:
No body is trying to justify bad here but if you feel someone else that's richer whether young or old than you makes you feel lazy. You have a problem because that's how envy starts. People feel everyone is suppose to struggle the way they are. Life doesn't work that way.
Why should a young man driving car makes you feel less of your self. This is why Sars keep harassing both the genuine and the non genuine people. I work hard for myself and strive for better life, whether you drive a Bentley, it is not my business. The only thing I am allow to is admire the car and that's it.

Who said any thing about envy? I said these thieves steal people's sweat and start living lavish, making we the legit folks look lazy. So every one shouldn't work hard to earn legit is that what you are trying to say? I'm saying the society has embraced fraud, and see it as a norm, just like you are doing. You are talking about envy and admiration.

Take a look at folks that have made a name for themselves in a way legit way and look at those fraudsters you are trying to defend, which would you want your child to be? Your son comes home with a Bentley and he can't give you an answer to how he got it, I am sure you'd just smile, admire it and bless him, right?
Like I said before, I hope someone won't use your pension to buy a Benz. Let's see how you'd admire the benz

Slymonster:
Bro make your money and stop writing all this epistle. Everyone can never be the same, there will always be people richer. If someone buys a Benz and it makes you feel like your lazy. You are the one who need proper orientation.

Typical response I had anticipated I'd get from your likes. You are one of those soiling the names of Nigeria and see it as "hustle". I don't blame you though, the society has reshaped your thinking; as long as it is money, no body cares how you came about it.

So because a thief is driving a Benz he bought with money gotten illegally, I should go home and strategize on how I should also start stealing too, huh? I was wasn't brought up in such a way, I don't know if I could say same to you. People like you will set ablaze a thief who stole your phone but be praising another who stole billions using laptop with internet data.

What is bad is bad, stop trying to justify any thing. I hope one day, someone won't use your pension to buy Benz, and you won't suffer from cardiac arrest.

You did the crime, well, you should serve the time. These sort of guys make we the legit guys look like we aren't doing anything. After chasing a potential client and getting paid after few months of hardwork, thinking, staying up late just to beat deadline, then one boy will come and make us look like some lazyass dude.

What pains me more is the way Nigerians have come to see internet fraud as the new cool. It is just hurts me to see how low we have come to be and accepted it as a norm. Even the Elderly ones don't just care any more, they just want to see you with money. One even said and I quote "Make God bless me this month make I pick better money". And I'm like what? Why the hell would God bless you to steal another man's sweat. The society needs to get re-oriented

Well, I'd say Street and University because, I have had girls I didn't have the opportunity to bang on my street come to my school to visit me, and you know the rest. University days was wow. I enjoyed my final year days the most because once I talk to any girl and she realizes I'm in my finals, there's this level of respect attached to it, then next thing she's at my place on Friday to spend the weekend.

My NYSC days, I was very fortunate and slightly unfortunate to get a religious firm as my PPA, my boss was a staunch churchy and he offered me accommodation in a self-con with standard bed, wardrobe and usually send foodstuff to me one a while but on the condition of "No females allowed to sleep over". My camp gf was staying in their church family house, so "away game" was cancelled as well. I didn't get enough coochies while I was serving because of the rule of my boss, and I was too focused on my life after NYSC to even start thinking about females and how to smuggle them in without those eyes watching me. I spent my weekends thinking about business and working part time to support my allowee.

So from my experience, I'd say Street and school gave me all the coochies. NYSC life was more of goal and business oriented than getting laid.

EzendiEgo1:


Reputation and respect is the main thing but my type of person with all those sign she's showing I for don enter her since.

The only thing I fear in sleeping with maid is pregnancy. I don't care if we we'll be caught because body no be firewood.

Those were the things I cared about before anything else. To enter her would have been easy as drinking a cup of water.
She's not a maid, she's my BIL's niece. Trust me, she'd have gotten pregnant because, once it starts, it would be an every day ride and it won't stop until shit hits the fan.

frubben:
bro forget reputation , you were just afraid, your fear was more than your urge to bang her good. And you were afriad if it was really a green light or just one fake light. How wish you stay that house reach 3 month. Case closed

Funny you. First, I wasn't scared about the traffic light signal, I was damn sure she wanted it and I'd have made my move on her if she was just a neighbour from next door, but I knew it was surely gonna cast because she'd lose the respect she has for me (older than her with about 6 years), probably get pregnant or we might get caught. She's tried to initiate sex talk severally but I immediately changed the topic because I knew where it'd eventually lead to.
As a female, you can't be alone with a guy and in the house and be wearing spaghetti top, no bra and your nipples pointing out, with tight bum shorts and say you don't have a plan behind it. I can read when a lady wants it, and I have acted on it severally.

Secondly, if it had casted, which I strongly knew with my guts it was gonna cast, how'd I look at my elder sis and her hubby in the face. There's a level of trust someone has for you, you wouldn't wanna betray it.

Some things are not just worth it, and you'd thank yourself you didn't throw away your integrity for it. Hope you understand now.

Oh Barça, why?! I haven't put you guys on my slip in over 2yrs, but I don't know the devil that came to my ears to whisper you guys' name. Thank God for my second slip, Inter Milan has done it for me abeg.

OK, I just refreshed Flashscore and I see this Guys dey para for La Liga. 10 red cards across all the games and Ramos isn't among. What a wow

EzendiEgo1:
Bro you did well

It take only a strong-minded person to over this girls temptation especially those one with dangerous shape and boobs.

As in eh. Sometimes when I look at her pictures on social media, my evil mind would be like "Guy, see as you miss this better meat, now other guys dey chop am on a steady". But the other mind would be like, "What if things went out of proportion, how'd you look your BIL in the face".

There was a day I was seated in the living room watching my favourite sitcom, she just came in, wearing this explosive bum short with spaghetti top, no bra. Nipplés pointing at me to come forward for a taste. She now intentionally bent in front of me, acting like she was searching for something in the drawer; we were all alone in the house. Gosh! how I left the parlour and went to my room is what I still can't explain.

I almost did it with with my BIL's(brother-in-law) niece. When I came to spend about two weeks break after the normal semester exam.
This girl has this awesome shape with this ample pair of boobs(very pointy nips). She did everything to make me notice her. Always talking about relationships and sex but I had to push it all away. We were always alone after the kids have gone to school and the parents left for their various places of work.
Lord knows I really wanted to bang her but deep down, there's this voice that kept telling me "Dude, it ain't worth it, trust me". I finally stayed up to a month and passed the test of temptation, coupled with the fact we had a fight, so we didn't speak for more than a week before I went back.

Main reason why I didn't do it was because of my BIL's trust in me and I couldn't betray that trust.

Damn funny experience from guys here

I used to think I was the odd child while growing up; My elder bro was already a baller when it came to wooing the opposite sex. I, on the other hand was a disaster. Even the word 'shy' itself was embarrassed for my sake.

I used to stalk my crush back then, I'd walk many paces behind her in order for her not to suspect anything and I was darn good at it.....actually, that was all I was good at when it comes to girls.

Their apartment had a balcony where she usually gist with her friends and siblings, I'd sit for hours from my room window watching and praying to God that some day she'd be my wife. I'd draw us together on our wedding day, me in my Tux, she, in her pretty white gown . I once followed her to her church and waited for hours till they dismissed just to see her walk back home with her siblings. The funny but stupid thing was that I knew 100% she liked me too, but I just couldn't see myself approaching her.

After some years, we moved out of the hood and I don't know how it happened but one day, during my first year in the university, I was walking home from lectures and I saw her from a distance (she didn't see me), na so man quickly dive enter barbing salon to ask barber for how much them dey use barb hair.
After she walked past the shop, I gave her few seconds and started walking....actually stalking her again, till she stopped a commercial motorcycle and zoomed off. That was the last time I saw her. Mind you, I was now quite good with approaching women but that girl had an effect on me....I could walk up to 5 girls in one day but that very day, I returned to my kitty cat mode

Another one:
One of the most popular girls back in secondary school once told my buddy she wanted to see me. Dudes, I avoided her the whole term.
Not to brag but I am good looking alright, with 6'3 height (yeah, no profile picture, sorry),but I came to realise I took after my mother's very very shy nature. My dad still tease her about it till date. My big bro took my dad's natural confidence.
My first ever gf was the one who asked me out, since she was tired of waiting on your very own.

Immediately I got admission into the higher institution, boy! I completely changed, It was like I was snapped out of it in a second. The truth is, I finally understood how to approach a woman and when I do, I make sure I put the pressure on her no matter who she is. I make her know that I got about a thousand more girls to hit on after I am done hitting on her.

Seanixking:
if you're in really interested quote back, they is UK used ps3 for sale at affordable price. deliver to you nationwide

How much do you sell your PS3 slim and super slim? How does the total package come?

I wish most landlords are like mine. The man will crack jokes with you, tease, you, buy you boiled corn with coconut on his way back from his place of business or worship, but once it is 2weeks to your rent expiration, he'll come knocking as a per reminder.
He gives only the required months of grace issued by the state government on tenancy rent, and after the grace expires, you cannot spend more than two days if you still haven't paid.

The man doesn't joke with his money and tells any body planning to rent up front about who he is and how he deals with tenancy payment issues.

This man has 3 houses and no tenant owes him a dime. I too like that man when it comes to how he handles problematic tenants

OP, try bring the drone cam a little lower. School with scattered buildings, no pattern, no masterpiece structure. Just a school with waste of landmass.

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A friend of mine bought one called KimFly The specs: 4g network 2gb Ram, 16gb ROM, 13mp back camera. When my G open phone to use, all the specs fly commot, na 516mb RAM, 2gb ROM, network na upgraded 2g, camera looks like those bontel torchlight phones. Phone will just go off for no reason.
Dude wan cry but tears refused to turn up. I used to call him Kim Kardashia Superfly.

hero2000:
So Taliban is in US territory.

How many people have IRA killed in the last 10years? Are they up to 100?

Compare oranges with oranges bro.

Brother, his argument just made me weaker; I don't know if he's trying so hard to 'sound' intelligent or patriotic.

It is very hard to defeat Guerilla warfare especially in another man's land but these Boko boys are just at out backyards, yet it's been over 10years, yet nothing to show.
A serious country void of corruption will defeat those almajiris in less than 36months even if they(BH) are supplied with weapons from the future.

Some times, I just sit alone in the dark and question my creator why I ended up in this waste land.

Don't forget he is an android phone brand ambassador, and probably part of the contract would have him use their phone as a form of advert.

Besides, what is wring if he's using an android? Humans can never get enough

Blackmoran:
Me and one of my ex girl are still friend on facebook, I was on line this particular day saw her timeline boldly written "I DONT NEED A MAN, Am INDEPENDENT".. I my mind just shake my head, cause its been years I heard from her last... Between 15min of reading her post, she inbox me privately, starting with casual greetings, for my mind I know this is not normal.... To cut the story short , she was begging me to assist her With her school fees, that exam was approaching... I didn't even reply her I just logout....

Lmao . Crazy bro.
One called me to ask for help that she ran out of data, I said OK. Recharged N500 through topUp for her to do 1 week plan. When she called back to thank me, I could feel the disappointment in her voice, because she thought it would be the usual send money thingy

As a man, when you have so much things to think about in this present economy, break up issue shouldn't last more than 3 days in your head, let's say a week at most.

walkwithgod:
Baba people move for different reasons.
Different strokes for different folks and I'm letting you know the current situation on ground. You cannot really go that far in Lagos if you don't have some kind of support (housing, accomodation, feeding and transportation)...

The system is designed to keep one stagnant for some time due to the bills. Lagos is good for business due to population growth....even if you sell popcorn in a busy street you will make your money...but your standard of living is low due to the fact that you are stressed 80% of the time coupled with anxiety issues.

As a young fresh graduate, I would not advice anyone to come here to do 9to5, e no pay unless na oil and gas, telcomms or tech brother. Most entry level sef no dey earn pass 150k...half of that goes to tfare..feeding...and family members...you are running the rat race.. If you are still doing nysc...save the living shit out of that money, go back home..start POS, scanning, printing, passport photograph..infact just have a busy place that churns out money daily...within 6 months...find another location and replicate the same business. That's how you build a viable business.

Alternatively, if you want to go the entrepreneurship route in Lagos, there are good hubs u can go to learn work (computer village, trade fair, Alaba, idumota, ladipo)...after a while you can start up...but if you don't have the means ..na east sure pass....I know one big time business man for east....he dey enter Lagos via night bus to buy goods...that same day...he don enroute go back base... So it depends on what works for you like i said..the internet has demystified entrepreneurship now...u can stay in sambisa forest and do business.

Cheers.

Lol. Bro, I can feel the anger in the truth. I was born and raised in Lagos but NYSC took me to another state 5hrs from Lagos. It was peace and quiet, cheap housing accommodation, transport is N50 to almost any where, steady power supply all through, you can buy a land less than 1m close to the city, and erect your building without omo-oniles coming to disturb you.
My father has been building his house close to Festac for almost 5yrs now because of omo-oniles. Lagos is over frustrating and overhyped. The disadvantages of residing in Lagos outweigh the advantages by far.
As soon as I'm gallant enough to go solo in this my business, I'm moving back to start life there full time

FREELANCERSAMM:
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Hello, Mr. Sam. Just out of curiosity, do you use Procedural or OOP?

Secondly, I am working on a personal project and I want to create a comment&reply section for registered members on a topic but I don't want to use Ajax & Jquery to implement it, I want it to look like Nairaland's comment section with purely Php. Can you help with any form of hint or idea.
From one Php developer to a rookie developer. thanks