So you didn't save your baby's number.

alphaRego01:
Dis people never still pay o

Same here o, since December 23rd they last paid us.

post=108983696:

E money is from Ihiala, Anambra State

From Amamputu village in Uli, to be precise

If all you've said is true, then you're too nice.
I won't deny her access to her personal belongings, I'll carefully move out all her stuff, then sit outside to guard them till she returns, I'll stretch my hands and collect my keys from her (no verbal communication), I'll enter back inside my room. Shebi she has made friends and now sleeps over at their lodge.
At this point, she won't be the one calling me, na her parents and mine go dey call me, and I won't pick cause of course my phone was silently charging at my neighbours room (my response when I finally pick their call). She's lucky, I don't have no time for nonsense.

You vacated your bed for her, probably she felt you were in love with her, as you no come toast her, her attitude change, she forget say na your name dey receipt.

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I wish you divine healing, Amen.

falcon01:
This country will Crash soon

Amen

Lies, lies, lies, again I say unto you, LIES.

Ezenwanne:
The daughter is not even half as beautiful as this woman...Chi-na-eke!

Glaucoma is real.

TANID:
but I Like How That Woman stand To Take Picture In All Those Three pic

Me too, lol. Esp the second pix.

illicit:
Devoured ke

Na so we see am o.

Cumtroller:
Attention seeking behaviour. When she was adding weight did she notify the general public?

Aunty park well abeg.

The world knows her, unkuu, who knows you.
I'm sure not all your cousins know you exist.
Oya post your before and present pictures let's see if it will make FP

WiszyFraud:
.. This woman should just stay off social media ni

Go and collect her phone na.
Na your type dey talk people into depression, but she conquered you long ago.
Ordinary girlfriend stab will kill you like chicken, reason you're not happy with her progress.

Oluromantic:
Dem no resemble.
Dem dey fight each other

Bros co-existing good but go do DNA first.

Original and bastard pikin no fit co-exist. Na blood matter, fight must dey.

Dem resemble die. The only difference is that one is crying while the other is planning.

FactBoyz:
More like a pic between The Southern Protectorate and Northern Protectorate Lord Lugard joined.. Nigeria must join by force

Which one is South and Which one is North?

The one crying is south, the other one is north, mind strong like zuma

He should resign if he's sure he ain't gaining more.

BTW, she even married her cousin(incest)

joey150:


You drive with both foot feet?

1 year?

Haba. Time to get back on the road. Just be sure that you have learnt your lesson.

No o just my right foot, but I was confused on which to step on.
I'm not hitting the road yet. Lesson learned but the accident still remains fresh.

joey150:
The learner go match accelerator instead of brake.

A typical anxiety induced accident. Good that there were no human casualties.

Now the learner no go near that car for another three months again.

Exactly what happened to me, I match accelerator com dey think say the break no respect me, its 1yr now I never warm car, fear no gree me.

HBD to Jesus

Christmas is irresistible. Many Muslims in Abuja are celebrating Christmas with their Christian friends.

Abi una no see the Muslim women collecting rice and yam from Dunamis pastor.

I have always loved Mohammed salah, so merry Christmas to him and his.

With all the blood shed, Nigeria is far from healing.

ChangedMan1999:


Don't go and take Ilorin from the northerners.

Keep on insulting people who dey on their own.


Useless Pig

600yrs of abundance for you

Is it his money? Abi salary don turn giveaway for Abia.

MedicH:


Madam

Oga

Happyguy201:
Material girls everywhere . I hate this generation

Excuse yourself then

DrChukki:
Immediately I saw ATM, I knew it must be my Igbo brother

Chukwuma, so you're here.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Na their way..them nor dey do anything for each other..
And funny enough they will be displaying, hugging and treating themselves in public as if they love themselves..calling themselves sweet names..whereas the thing nor reach their mind

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof

You make so much sense whenever you comment without adding "weed and Heineken". Don't attack me o, you're my NL crush.

Ideadoctor:
what do they want wheelbarrow for?

To move the yams to their barns

Naira don turn bouncer

Bouncing baby

Joshmanuel10:

Explain how the world was created
The great researcher
I'll listen

That would be too difficult for him. Let him just explain how the oceans he mentioned in his research were created.

joelison:


You better go and meet a doctor

Wicked man,

For nicknames, I know

Piakasie and piasauwa

Jordan777:


Well they say love is blind, many cases has thus proven that to be true. So I'd say in your case maybe you never really loved, cause if you did, you would damn the consequences and would have accepted the suitor or they are not as rich as you would have wanted. I'm sure there is a man somewhere that will pop the question right now and you wouldn't even think for a sec before screaming "YES!!! "

You are not sure. Any "YES" without prayers and courtship,is definitely not from me.
It's not about money, I can't be in a marriage where I don't have peace.

I'm sure leaving naija soon