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Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by Nairalandite: 5:54pm On Apr 15
Orie ko pe rara. Sleep with her again na.
Pets / Re: See The Bird That Flew Into My House Last Night. Should I Keep It? Please Help by Nairalandite: 1:26pm On Apr 14
PointZerom:
Na your village people send am.

After you kill it, you will just hear that someone somewhere just kpai. 😂😂😂
Politics / Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by Nairalandite: 8:33am On Mar 08
saintopus:
They will work very hard to overtake Multichoice

It needs to settle in that they need to take it slow in the pursuit to overtake multi choice. What is needed is for them to provide the major channels for news, movies, sports, music, animal documentaries among others at reduced price. Many will embrace it. Multichoice is really ripping the masses.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Aliou Cisse Hospitalized After Cameroon Game by Nairalandite: 6:35am On Jan 21
femi4:
Seconded
Where you rank our very own Poseiro?
Romance / Re: Reply From The Guy Whose Claim To Jilt A Girl On His Wedding Day!! by Nairalandite: 12:48pm On Dec 30, 2023
As much as I think I understand your point, I will simply say that you are wicked and callous. They were single before you got them pregnant and turned them to baby mama. By the time your own future daughter turns baby mama, you will know that you will learn very late. You have sown a bad seed and you will reap it in the future or now as karma will revisit your past.

You follow made a bad girl worse by accepting to sleep with her. Don't come here and be proving something unreasonable. A warning to other guys that are fond of this. God is watching you, don't be part of the destruction of these bad ladies. You can never be innocent thereafter. The worse is when she get pregnant for you and you never see a wife in her, she becomes baby mama. God requires the past.
Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by Nairalandite: 9:50am On Dec 16, 2023
TheFreshVanilla:
This is what happens when you watch those youtube Nollywood movies like "How A Poor Cleaner Captured D Heart Of Her Banker Boss". Try your luck. Na slap you go chop.

This is wicked 🖤

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Family / Re: Husbands Of Groom And Brides Moms Whos Dressing Got People Talking Spark Reacti by Nairalandite: 3:38pm On Dec 14, 2023
Please don't disturb me with eyinbo ofo. The title is terrible utterly misleading. Eyinbo oribu
Health / Re: 22-Year-Old Arabic Student Commits Suicide In Kwara Because God Failed Him by Nairalandite: 5:22pm On Dec 10, 2023
What kind of prayer is made for a person that commit suicide? I am sure that as a christian, there is no Christian burial for such person because I am sorry to tell you that he has gone to hell fire
Nairaland / General / Re: Tall People How Do You Survive by Nairalandite: 4:57pm On Dec 08, 2023
Postinor:
I am 6'3 in height and I am 19 yrs of age. I usually feel too tall when I walk around my age mates and what makes me feel insecure the most is when people start saying that I am long.

Tall people out there, how do you survive? I also hate it when people stare at my height when I am walking in the street because I am the kind of person that likes being conspicuous and unseen.

At times I just wish I wasn't so tall, so I would like to know at what age does one stop growing in height?

I wonder why you are feeling uncomfortable with your height. I will understand if you are thin and tall. Please flex your being tall jo. Remain conspicuous and Unseen 😂😂.

Be conspicuous and seen.

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Travel / Re: Shoot Us- Nigerians Shout As They Clash With Police In Pakistan by Nairalandite: 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2023
TechCapon:
Abeg no all japa be japa oo. Which one is Pakistan? God forbid angry
This one is japakistan

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Romance / Re: Things You Shouldn't Share With Your Partner No Matter What by Nairalandite: 10:38am On Aug 25, 2023
wis3:
Your past relationships does matter to some people. Some people would feel you'd betrayed their trust by not being honest with them if they found out you'd lied about some things.

There is difference between talking about past relationships with body count and lieing about it. It is either you talk true about it or not at all.

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Romance / Re: Do You Support What This Guy Did? by Nairalandite: 8:34pm On Aug 10, 2023
jeromestarks:


The baby of a cheating woman is not innocent: it is her blood. Whatever comes out of her is contaminated. It's like a wine from a dirty cup - it's no good use.

If you think that the innocent boy is useless, you probably did not see yourself as the father of a useless boy.

Condemning strongly your action, you did need to let a child join you and the cheater together. We need Jesus like right now for our generation.
Romance / Re: Married Men Sleeping With Married Women. by Nairalandite: 5:51pm On Apr 01, 2023
lavylilly:
Is this supposed to be news. True some of this married women throw themselves to these men

Married people (men/women)don't always ask for money. So, many of them are doing it for the pleasure not for financial gains. Those of them who are good financially, especially older ones, would even pamper you finish.

If a married wo/man makes herself available to u for sex, and it is not against ur principle, f@ck the hell out of them. U don't ve any moral obligation towards their partner. Karma won't affect u. It is them who took an oath of faithfulness to themselves infront of God and man not u. U re only a passerby.


Think of it this way, when someone stole money and shared it with you and told you that it was stolen. When that person is caught, you know what will befall you. Now, when the husband catches you with his wife, you will say it is his wife that brought herself to you not to talk of what you will tell God if you cross over in the process. Be not deceived, God is not mocked for whatsoever a man sows he will reap.

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Politics / Re: Meet Prof. Nnenna Oti: The Hero Of Abia Governorship Election by Nairalandite: 9:12pm On Mar 23, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Good deed deserves praise. If you steal We should thank because you gave us Food yesterday. Urchins have low self esetem.

Why are you pained. I dug a well. Your tears are enough to make it have water



Waiting to quote dem urchins

Hmm, thanks for the news
Education / Re: Chrisland: We Never Demanded A Second Autopsy by Nairalandite: 7:09pm On Mar 11, 2023
The school ehn!
I guess Dev should replace Chris in their name because it has been renown for bad recently and repeatedly.
Family / Re: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by Nairalandite: 6:13pm On Mar 04, 2023
You sha want to jam badluck. You went outside the country for better and now need a wife but you want to come and sex the single mother then find the wife. Na that sex with her go be the oriburuku that you wan to jam. Why person no go get sense like this?

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Politics / Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar: Some Of Us Will Leave Nigeria If Sowore Becomes President by Nairalandite: 8:11pm On Jan 21, 2023
I will ask ABDULSALAMI who is not leaving help. Please leave o. Let's know if you need help on leaving.
Romance / Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Nairalandite: 12:52pm On Nov 04, 2022
It is baffling how you met for a week and have had sex twice. Be calming down. If she came to ruin your destiny self. One time is enough not to talk of two time within three days if I understand your story very well. This generation is being ruined so easily. Stop this rottenness in your life by following your creator before it is too late for you. Repent and embrace righteousness and it will be well with you.

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Family / Re: My Mother-in-law Told Me Not To Touch My Wife by Nairalandite: 8:20am On Oct 19, 2022
I couldn't read reality in this. This is more likely to be fiction.

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Sports / Re: Carles Puyol Reacts As Iker Casillas Comes Out As Gay by Nairalandite: 4:06pm On Oct 09, 2022
You are about to tell a bad and very regrettable story. One must be careful with who one look up to. Just imagine these guys I the world of football, you retired and now soiling the star studded career. Uju story is still up there about her lesbian claim yet. God will help us. Just let us look into Jesus as the role model. If you are in sin, just repent.

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Romance / Re: Sex Worker & Her Customer Die In Lagos Building Collapse During Sex by Nairalandite: 7:49pm On Sep 25, 2022
What a pitiful way to die!
I hope they repented before they crossed over to the great beyond. Eternity is so long that it will be greatly regretted if you go to hell. Imagine dieing in the act of fornication. That is hellish. May we not fall into the trap of the devil. Repent ye therefore and be converted. That is the only way out because Jesus loves you but hates your sin which will only lead you to hell.
Religion / Re: Video Of Port Harcourt Church Stampede (31 Dead) by Nairalandite: 3:35pm On May 29, 2022
And their governor is there wasting away $15,000 to delegates in PDP primary.
Celebrities / Re: Portable' Fans In London Make Cash Rain On Him As He Scrambles To Pick by Nairalandite: 5:04pm On Apr 27, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Baba pick am. Dollar no be Naira mate o cheesy

Here is London, the currency is expected to be in Pounds
Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Nairalandite: 4:20pm On Apr 11, 2022
AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.


Based on the information here. I will not in any way suggest what is not suggested here about the reverend. But you as a focus, you called those spiritual stuffs shit or unprintable names which settles it that you are not born again else you won't have said that. It shows that you have work to do on yourself which is that you need to be born again genuinely and not just lip talk. Then you can talk of receiving heaven's help to address this. That crush should be crushed before it crushes you into adultery. Now go to God in prayers to help rid of that crush and ask for more love for your husband. You said the pastor seeks your spiritual growth which is not bad at all. Since your husband seems to be a leader, discuss with him how you can grow if you desire it. Also the impression being created by the special greeting from the Reverend should be addressed by you meeting the reverend there in the open and wisely chip it in that you don't feel good with the way he singles you out of the crowd that you think the growth of everyone should be his concern and not only you that you will be fine if he greets everyone just generally and not the singling out (NOTE:- IN THE OPEN). So you touching your lips in response to his greeting only showed that the devil is hell bent on finishing you only if you agree and you have started agreeing. (1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil).Stop every suggestive gestures and limit your coming around the reverend and don't forget to add the reverend to your prayer any time you are praying against the deadly crush. (James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you).

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Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Nairalandite: 7:33am On Apr 10, 2022
AntiMen:


I don't think it's a wise thing to do..
He's human and not spirit o.

I am in support of this. It might be an invitation of anarchy between you and your husband

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Sports / Re: Marcelo Bielsa Is The Coach Nigeria Needs, Do You Agree Or Not? by Nairalandite: 9:49pm On Apr 01, 2022
Lorechino:
Modified! gone are the days Nigeria National team d interesting to watch,, I prefer watching blue film than wasting my eyes on the current team now.

Nothing is work under this present government.

Blue film is not an option to replace the so called qualifiers. Repent of such terrible act. God frowns at sin. If you are addicted to it, seek divine help for freedom.
Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Nairalandite: 1:33pm On Mar 03, 2022
L1TTLE:
Come to God? Lol, I'm talking of serious issues here, you're saying come to God.

Now I can tell you that the person that told you to RIP really knew what you want. Bro I am telling you once a again, come to God but if you want to linger in the mess or you have other alternatives, go for them but lastly Only God is the way if you want lasting solution.
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Now Shes Back But I Am Confused by Nairalandite: 10:53am On Dec 29, 2021
Blaze14k:
I have been dating this girl for about two years now and our relationship was leaning towards marriage until we broke up. The reason we broke up was because she always go through everything on my phone including my bank transaction, who i called, the pictures i deleted on my phone, and who i blocked on whatsapp and facebook.

She literally goes through everything until i got fed up.. not only that shes also disturbing me about getting married to her all the time.


And i broke up with her because of something that is meaningless. We both moved on and I met this girl online and told her I dont want to date buh we can be friends. So after about 2 months my friends ex called me and said she cry almost everyday that she wants to speak to me. So she apologized for everything that happened and i just had to no choice than to take her back.

The twist here is that i told this new friend about my ex and she noticed a few good things about me. So she started having a crush on me that she wants to pay me a visit. Just this night she sent me a picture of her wearing some skimpy cloth and that definitely put my guards down and im really tempted to invite her.

Guys am back with my ex and this is really tempting what do I do. Please i need a mature advice cos this new girl might grow more feelings for me if i invite her. I'm thinking of paying her a visit instead of inviting her.

Matured guys please


I don't know the problem with this generation. The devil keeps winning. I pray that devil will lose his grip on you.
Romance / Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Nairalandite: 10:30am On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:


Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

I know you meant it has depreciated not appreciated like you typed.

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Family / Re: Lady Claims Her Father Mistakenly Sent Her N10M For Christmas (Video) by Nairalandite: 11:56am On Dec 22, 2021
I have the way I grade liars.
1. I have plier
2. Lion
3. Plion from Plier and Lion

This girl is a plion. You can lie ehn. You no get sense self, 10 million in few hours. Lie kill you there.

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Education / Re: "Copied In All But Caught In None", Graduate's Sign Out Picture Surfaces Online by Nairalandite: 9:08am On Dec 20, 2021
MufasaLion:
Nigerians are not smart enough to zip their lips when they do bad things. What's the point of broadcasting it? Noisemaker!

You have now been caught

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