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Fine. You speak like a kind of professional. I'll give you a call, let's see how it goes.

qualityovenbake: It will cost you N10000. We are going to use fibre & chemical to repair/fix your bumper, then we will also bake it.

Copy that!

How long will this take you?

qualityovenbake: Apart from the Repairing of the bumper, are we going to carry out an overall oven paint job on your car?

No. Just the bumper.

If you do a satisfactory job though, when I'm ready to paint the entire body, I may give you the job.

So, what do you say?

Good day bro.

Two questions:

1. How much will it cost to fix a minor crack in my front bumper and a subsequent oven paint job?

2. How many hours will it take you?

Car is a 2003 Honda Accord.
Thanks.

Good eve chief.
Kindly help me run a check on this VIN:
JTEHD20V356036683
Many thanks.

This is one of the disadvantages of gfs with low IQ. Many girls do unthinkable things, claiming such things were done out of love. Being in love doesn't make one a dunce except you're one from the word go.

Moral of the story is to the guys:

Know your potential gf's character/ morals and gauge her intelligence before considering her. Do not be deceived by fleeting sensual feelings or outward appearance.

The girl in the story should just forget it. That was the ideal response from her bf. She will have to start all over again at 28. Good luck to her.

Odeshi apart, this man's answers to most of the questions asked him were not direct. Largely incoherent and amounts to a deliberate (foolish) attempt to hype his clan. This was how Boko Haram and other similar militia started by committing heinous crimes followed by issuing bogus statements. FG should respond now ooo (Zaki-Biam on my mind)

No clan or ethnic group should take law into their own hands. In addition, on no account should the armed forces exhibit high-handedness by hurting civillians, except absolutely necessary as collateral damage.

These are the rules for peaceful co-existence, which we must embrace for lasting peace in nigeria.

Before the start of the operation, GEJ already goofed. Borno state is surrounded by 3 nigerian states- Yobe, Gombe and Adamawa.

I was saying this to myself after listening to GEJ's declaration of SOE, leaving Gombe out. Why leave Gombe?
It is common knowledge that Borno is the 'headquarters' of Boko Haram. It only makes sense that Gombe be included in the SOE plan, in order to entirely cordon off Borno and escaping militants would be running into the waiting ambush of the infantry.

Gombe is the smallest of these states, and Nigerian Army should have adequate personnel to cover Gombe too.
However, the reasoning had been faulty from the start.

Even between Borno and neighbouring states where SOE has been declared, there may be many secret escape routes. Let alone the fact that Gombe is a free haven for the militants.

Well, just guessing now, although it is doubtful GEJ is actually this smart (but I wanna hope so, for the sake of all that is good).
A tactical reason why Gombe may be left out of the SOE plan is to use Gombe as a decoy. That way, the escaping militants will tend to migrate to Gombe before any other thing, and right there they'll be running into a JTF ambush at the borders. This is very risky thoough.

Then, oga GEJ should not forget the Kano branch of Boko Haram. This military operation is long overdue, expedite it with sense and to its logical conclusion Sir!!

Every point highlighted by OP about introverts is a flawless reflection of me. This is a first!

Guess the write-up was written by an introvert. Otherwise, whoever made these findings did a thorough research indeed.

@luvinghubby: Pls, how much gear oil will a 2003 accord LX require to gauge?

John Terry: Restoring confidence to the Chelsea defence since 18th century

biolabee: qpr n readin relegated

QPR deserves nothing more. After all their cynical intent to bring Chelsea down last season through mind games, taking maximum advantage of the JT vs Anton altercation.
Thank God we won the Champions League to spite scumbags like QPR We no be dem papa mate.

Reading through this thread, I pity the future of this country, for there is yet no hope in sight.

One of the greatest problems of we nigerians is acting on half-truth or the so-called 'hear-say'. Almost everyone who has commented here are quick to hail Oshiomhole because he allegedly spoke in a stern manner to a 'rogue' politician (Esama).

Now, I am not here to support anybody or party, but I speak from an informed mind, and from what I witnessed in Edo State in the past week.
I used to respect Oshiomhole like many of you in the past, but I am disappointed to realise he is the exact opposite of the public image he tries to paint. A cunning man is worse than an outright devil. Oshio just lost all the respect I had for him. I thought he was an upright man with brains, but I was damn wrong.

All my life in Nigeria, I've never seen where election results are being announced without ppl voting. This is exactly what is happening in Edo state right now. LG chairmen are being APPOINTED (not elected by the ppl of edo) and sworn-in by Oshiomhole, the foolish man's hero.

And to EDSIEC, if simple Local Govt elections cannot be successfully planned, executed ON THE PROPOSED DATE and evaluated in this century, then I weep for Nigeria. What then happens in a Guber or Presidential election?

Do not be deceived by Oshiomhole's mind games. Adams himself is a goodfather. He does everything he publicly claims to oppose. Only the critical thinker will realise this though, particularly some of us who live in edo.

A word is enough for the wise.. On the other hand, in the words of Mario Puzo, FOOLS DIE!!

gysl1973: Like are you serious? what makes you think Oshiomole know if you ever exist, my friend stop yapping trash, like you where born yesterday, have you not witnessed election that over 5 people lost their life, have you not witnessed election where elections was not held and result annouced, stop lying bro election held in 14 local govt. thou i cant say they where free fair but not the way you saying it sir, i understand you looking at it from the PDP perspective stop listening to Dan obi are you aware other political parties apart from PDP already said they are satisfied with the election? you need to live with it very sorry

Therein lies nigeria's problem.
How much of the information you have are you sure of?
Where in Edo State do you live? Did you vote?

What is my business with PDP? All I care for is a responsible government that solves the problem of the society in the short term and in the long term. Government with unwavering INTEGRITY and foresight.

The real essence of having a GOVERNMENT continues to elude nigeria because of people like you. Keep it up. Your children will ask you what you stood up for when they come of age.

Hullo friends!!
It's your boy again. Many thanks for the great work being done on this thread.

Kindly help me run a check on this VIN:
JTEHD20V356036683

I'll be most grateful for your kind indulgence.
Jah bless!

NUkachukwu: @ Nas 00, I don't think you have ever entered into an 03/04 Accord cos if you have, you wouldn't have given such misleading information. Except for no 5, you got the rest wrong. Please check again as these features are contained in the 03 Accord EX. Cheers.

Thanks for the corrections.

I probably had not done the research and comparison the right way. I actually have an '03 LX and I had once compared features physically btw it an '03 EX and '05 EX belonging to my friends. I suspecting the '03 EX I examined had been doctored by car dealers.

Now, I've compared on cars.com and I found that these two differences remain btw 03/04 and '05:

1. Curtain airbags
2. Tail light (red)

The 3 other features I mentioned earlier are actually standard in the '03/04 EX and V6 models. Not only in '05. Fuel economy is also comparable across board.

Any comments?

@M.I.: Sorry bro. I really pray the car is found ASAP.

To those who said M.I. should simply forget his stolen car without making an effort because he is a music star, it's sad to know ppl think like this. Very sad.
Goes to show how hopeless the country is. No love for one another

2003 and 2004 EOD are basically the same.

Here are the differences btw 2003/04 and 2005:

1. Steering-fitted audio controls in 2005 (absent in 2003/04)

2. Side/ curtain airbags in 2005 (absent in 03/04)

3. Dualised A/C temperature control knob (driver side and passenger side respectively) in 2005..

4. A bit more interior space in the 2005 EOD

5. A full red tail light design in 2005 EOD

6. 2005 EOD just a bit more fuel efficient

Apart from these, the 2003/04 and 2005 EOD are essentially similar in many regards.

Madam has no case to prove at all if she really went to Channels TV studio to PROTEST. Nobody but her own husband said the words that brought the family ridicule.

It would have been more understandable if she went there to PLEAD. Something like:

Madam: Oga, greetings sir. Abeg, I know say my husband don fuckup..make una no vex.but as e be say na una help us spread the yawa on live TV, how una go take help us appeal on air to 9ja people to spare my husband?
Oga, na beg I dey so ee!

Producer: Waaait!!.. I cannot be able to tell you categorically that we will do sth about it now. What we are going to do eventually, it is my **** that will decide.

Now, okes apart, I think that woulda worked better for oga's madam.

We'll see about that. And FYI, submarine mode still dey in case I even enter water.

Beat that.

gmyguy: we shud race one of these days

Well, if you force my hand. We can have a date on 3MB next week. Let's relive the Gran Turismo and GetArena days.
Never mind, I'll give you some gap ahead.

gmyguy: was that the day you almost drove to heaven?!

Nah. It wasn't.
However, on this day, there was this clumsy peugeot 406 driver trying to prove a point say hin dust EOD (I guess) from the way he was looking at me each time he tried to overtake, so I decided to teach him to respect his elders.

I so lost the guy behind that I saw him in my rear view mirror no more.

My fastest speed ever: 200km/h
Car: Honda Accord ivtec DOHC, 2.4L (4cyl), 2003 LX
Place: Ife-Ilesha expressway (dual carriage way)
Time: Afternoon

Mehn!!
Any loss of concentration and you're a dead man. It was like an aircraft on the road. Very light andd 'flying'.
I don't do that anymore.
There's no wisdom in excessive speed.
Please, always remember to wear your seat belt. It could mean the only difference between life and death.

Cheers!!

Marpol: Thanks I appreciate.

What are brothers for?

Ladipo has been re-opened. I've got no idea of the price, but you may call this dude. He sells Honda body parts at Ladipo, and he helps me source for things I need to buy (and their cost) before I even go to the mkt at all. If he doesn't have, he can help you look for it amongst fellow traders. If the headrests are not available in the market at that moment, he will tell you as soon as they are available.
Of course, you know you'll have to beat the price down when you eventually get to the mkt yourself.

He is called 'M.P'
You can reach him on 07032834881.

Cheers!

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Marpol: Please where can I get the back seat head-rest of 2003 EOD to buy? Black colour.

Ladipo spare parts mkt.

ManU wins due to poor officiating: "Glory glory ManU"

ManU loses due to poor officiating: "The referee should be executed"

^^Just a trend I noticed. Only weaklings do that.


ManU had a goal advantage when the red came and less than 45 mins to keep it, innit?

Last season, CFC played over 75mins against the almighty Barca with 10 men and won the tie in style right in front of Barca's home crowd. Y'all said na bus-parking and anti-football/ negative football. Wasn't it the chelsea approach AC Milan adopted to beat Barca at the San Siro a couple of weeks ago?


Moral of the story: Nani's red card is no excuse to lose. Learn to be strong and take responsibilities for your actions and inactions.
Weak ManU team... a.k.a Ojoro united. Good riddance!:p

KTBFFH!!

PDP zoning formula was used for the election that brought Yar'Adua/ GEJ in.
I'm curious. Is it that the zoning formula made only provisions for North and South?
Why is the North even dreaming of the presidency in 2015, when the South-East and South-West are still there?

From this alone, it is obvious the northern leaders are not people who stick to agreements.
They already want power back in 2015!!

I don't think that will happen. If they press it too much, I see PDP breaking down from within their own ranks by 2015.

Overall, the Super Eagles had a fair game in spite of the referee's erratic calls.

In my opinion, the ONLY reason we conceded the equaliser was because the forwards failed to use their common sense. It was less than a minute to the end of the game. They should have taken they ball to the byline, instead of trying to score.
Of course, they lost the ball and Burkina Faso countred. The defence was on the back foot and they got a deserving equaliser since our lads were not smart enough.

The most painful thing was that they lost it with just seconds to go.

Wallie: Someone said the US needs access to Nigeria’s agriculture and mineral resources. Some of you guys need to stop commenting! The US is a NET EXPORTER of foods, which means we have more food available than can be consumed and the surplus is sold to other countries. Here’s a link to educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_the_United_States

With regards to mineral resources, I’m guessing the guy is thinking about oil. Guess what, here’s another snippet from a paper published by the International Energy Agency (IEA):




http://iea.org/publications/freepublications/publication/English.pdf

You should be worried about the Asians and not the Americans!

We should stop commenting?
You think you know, but I don't think you know. Are you reallly so mentally warped, that you cannot see the bigger picture?
Cut me the crap. Every enligthened preson knows the USA is a major producer (and exporter) of agricultural produce and the USA had large crude oil and natural gas deposits ab-initio, in spite of their crude imports.
The truth you find difficult to fathom is that the american powers are not contented with what they have. Their ultimate goal is to control the world's resources, take advantage of weaker countries and dominate the world by proxy.

'Agriculture' is a term I hope your naughtiness understands. The USA doesn't just target countries for no strategic reason besides their primary excuse.
For instance, Afghanistan is arguably the world's largest producer of opium and cannabis. After the USA's lockdown on that country in the wake of the 9-11 attacks, the production and export of opium paradoxically continued to rise in Afghanistan, a war-torn country, because it was part of George Walker Bush's secret agenda to subtly divert more manpower (including women and children) into opium farming under strategic military control. Bush secretly took over the Afghan opium market while 'smart people' like you believed his only agenda was to crush the Taliban.
You noted america is a net exporter of agricultural produce. Well, maybe America exports this highly lucrative opium on a commercial scale too, or oil palm or groundnuts.

To open your eyes to the smokescreen principle of operation by america. Read between the lines:

http://www.cageprisoners.com/our-work/blog/item/4112-the-afghan-connection-the-war-on-terror-an-opiate-cash-cow

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-spoils-of-war-afghanistan-s-multibillion-dollar-heroin-trade/91

http://rockcreekfreepress.tumblr.com/post/466008956/bushopium

America is smart (but we aren't necessarily less smart). By the time they finish with nigeria, most of our youth will likely be working for the greater gain of the USA, maybe on vast farmlands and mines with vested american interests. (which is good in a way for our agric sector, but I'd kick against for the cynical intent). Their overall aim is to rule the world. That is why they promote subtle policies to cage weaker nations in, and make them work for america while they short-change these nations.

Struggling to prevent North Korea, Iran, Pakistan et al from acquiring or testing nuclear weapons, when USA did just the same, leveling Hiroshima and Nagasaki in the process?

Guy, I speak from hindsight, insight and foresight. If you think other people's opinion don't count, then, too bad.
That said, I will say it again. Besides their 'drone attacks', the USA is most likely aiming to 'codedly' cash in on our economy, mainly agriculture and mineral resources. They are only giving an excuse to infilterate like they've evidently done to some countries in the middle east.

He who has ears, let him hear.