₦airaland Forum

AwkaetitiBabe:
Frodd can cry for Africa sha

LOL, like you do.

OP, shed tears or downhearted is a lot better here. Which school did you go to really?

ujluv:
That is inherited nah

That guy probably did not study Biology in high school.

The man is totally deranged. A man is still unhappy with me, just because I told him to first of all, help his family members but before other people.

iLegendd:
You're welcome. Though, it will be cool to disappoint her the first time because that's what at least 80% Nigerian ladies do with their "hard to get" game.

Since she isn't playing games, don't play games too, but be cautious of she she'll start.

Okay, boss.

iLegendd:
Nice.

And this comes to our second lecture.

When a man is intelligent, all he now needs is to read a good dating book that'll help him with his sense of humor and how women work.

After understanding the above, he should take action and from actions, he will develop confidence.

Now, with intelligence, humor, confidence, and a good-bad boy instinct, no woman on earth will resist you.

In your case, you displayed HIC (humor, intelligence, and confidence).

Since you have the HIC in you, you don't need money for a woman to love you. Invest your money in business. A lot of simpletons think without money they can't get a woman.

If you have HIC, you don't need money, but if you don't have it, then you need money or a handsome face before any woman will like you on a sexual level.

About going on a date with her? Yes, but tell her not to rape you that you're still a virgin. Turn the table around and make her be the aggressor.

Though, I don't go on dates, I only hang out. Please, tell her you're a heartbreaker in a hilarious way, so she'll know what she's getting herself into.

Okay.

I would definitely play it cool. The chick is nice. She's a slim shady.

Thanks very much.

iLegendd:
Don't laugh yet. Let me explain to him how it works.

Western women look for

1. intelligence first,
2. handsomeness second,
3. height third, and
4. wealth fourth.

Nigerian women do the reverse. They start from 4 to 1.

Now, here is the secret. If you have number 1 on the list handled, you can now learn how women and the dating game work and from here, you can get any woman just the same way a handsome, tall, and wealthy man will.

The young man above probably has none of the above and he wants women to love him — no it'll never work.

You must have at least number 1 and use dating books to cover up for the rest if you desire and you'll be loved by women.

If he can't do that, he should either stay single for the rest of his life and abuse women online by calling them ho.es because they refused to give him *****, but give other men, commit suicide, or turn gay.

Those are the only choices.

Hahaha. That's totally true. But there are Nigerian girls who prefer good spoken English first to other things.

iLegendd:
You don't need an eBook of someone you don't trust — it won't work for you — trust me. What you need is to improve your written and spoken English first.

Spend one year working on this, then you can look online and purchase any dating eBook you trust.

I have just given you the secret. Even if you read all the relationship books in the world — if your written and spoken English suck, no woman on earth will love you. Though, they'll love your money if you're rich.

If that woman is an ugly illiterate who is approaching menopause, then she will love you no matter how bad you are.

Hahahaha. That's true.

It's all over for him. His girl can now keep quiet.

Demonic program!!

iLegendd:
...and later died in peace.

Reporter of the year.

LOL, poor English indeed.

The use of "storm" here is incorrect. These mods need to be educated.

iLegendd:
You're getting it wrong in KATS CRIED.

K = Keywords
A = Analysis
T = Title
S = Subtitle

C = Cover
R = Review
I = Inspection
E = Email-list
D = Description

Also, you need to have someone who knows English more than you to proofread your book or you can use a proofreading software like PWA or Grammarly.

From your writeup above, I could find some mistakes and this tells me it's one of the reasons Oyibo refused to buy. They'll read it on Kenp and after two pages, they'll dump it. Oyibos hate reading books with lots of typo and blunder.

Though, there will definitely be one or two typos or blunders in all self-published books, but when it's too much, readers get pissed.

From your short comment above, let me show you all your mistakes.

MISTAKES

YOURS

Well this month have been so good to me Pics below.
I still don't no where am getting it wrong.

MINE

Well, (comma) this month has have been so good to me. (period)

Pics below.

I still don't know no where I'm am getting it wrong. (Wrongly is also good.)

So, in your short line, someone like me who isn't an English major or a native speaker spotted 5 punctuation, spelling, and grammar mistakes.

Now, what do you think an Oyibo man or woman who is a native speaker will spot?

So, you need to proofread, proofread, and proofread or hire a proofreader. Proofreading is the most difficult thing in this business — it's time consuming.

Nice. You are always nice with your words.

caprini1:
Failure at the end of success,i always thought its nothing.

Ok man.

caprini1:
I will always take MFM prayers more serious now o.

Why did you say so, brother?

It's really a pity. She could have won it. It's okay. Life goes on.

Kcee14:
I am a girl of 26 years from Delta state. I have a guy I have been dating for close to 3years now and he is from mbaise. My guy told me that he is coming for introduction and I told my parents about it and they said over their dead body will they allow me marry from mbaise. Please,is anything wrong with Mbaise? Are there ladies here that are married to mbaise men and living happily. Please, I am really sad now. I need advice and answers

Did you ask them why?

favoryte33:
I Love this girl to bits but I got 2 hear stuffs about her lately and is making me mad.ln short, I almost lost it last night when a popular guy in my area revealed to me the number of men that have slept with her just in my street alone. I just weak even after hearing from other people. What surprises me is that she always appear decent on the outside and even told me she's a virgin. She tells me she loves me,bla bla bla.... Someone come give me advise before I explode ooo!

That's miseducation!!!

Miseducation? That's a bizarre.

OP, hasn't your mom ever told you that fishing with dynamite is dangerous? Lol.

The man's wife is a good woman.

ornicus:
Standard argument, wrong location. Will work in naija, esp as guy has money and his folks can settle police, and whole society is into victim blaming.

Guy has been doing this in naija. As others have said, he has been miseducated to think this is how you get down.

Now he is going to have a painful re education in American prisons. They will also not ask him

I totally agree with you. I guess he did that when he was in Nigeria. I mean why should he force sex on a woman? He's obviously insane.

vastolord4:
This guy just carry strong naija names.. we can't even deny him being from naija even if we wanted to

LOL, you're so funny. His future already gone.

The whole world is already fed up with Nigeria because of this man.

One of my professors who is from Austrialia often talks about Nigeria and how the country could have been with a good leader.

ujluv:
Trust me they are everywhere, but you guys like slay queen.

Not, I never liked slay queens.

iLegendd:
How to get your ex laughing and back with just one message.

After weeks or months of no contact, some people want their exes back.

I'll show you a simple message to get him or her back with humor.

You: You can't believe what just happens.

Even though the two of you have broken up, she will be curious. PP her for a while if she replies with "What happened?"

Some girls won't reply if you were a weak nice man during the relationship days, but if you were a good-bad man, you'll get a reply.

Her: What happened.

Don't reply yet. Some minutes later, she'll message again.

Her: Are you there? Please, tell me what happened. Are you okay?

Minutes later.

You: I went out with this pretty girl to that bar we usually go to and drank, then we...

You: Lemme send you the picture first and I'll tell you what we did.
Her: Okay
You: Image sent
You: That's her holding a glass of champagne we bought for $7000.
Her: Hahahahaha. You're funny.

The moment she laughs, you've 80% gotten her back. For the remaining 20% read the book Ex-Back. To what what PP means, read ChatDictéd.

Hahahaha. Bad guy!

Royalfurnitures:
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That's correct. With all these developments on media, yet the country still remain in total shambles.

I'm sure these politicians have already collected a certain amount of money as kickbacks. Nigeria will never work again as such as the system is still corrupt and convoluted.

iLegendd:
Finally restored yesterday.

Ok, good. Enjoy yourself.

kenwhawha:
Why not come back to Nigeria and protest. Cowards, like Afonjas used to say to IPOB protesting abroad for Nnamdi Kanu. Afonja brain is very tiny like a dove.

LOL, common sense is not so common for you.

LOL! Going to school is now a problem, isn't it?

Nigerians(not all) would always like to showoff. And it's totally unnecessary.

AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm cool

Alright then.