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AwkaetitiBabe:
Ngwa and mbaise

Why? Any reason for that?

OP, you really need to be careful here.

iLegendd:
I'm not selling it on NL, but you can purchase it on Amazon. I'll upload it on the 1st of November.

Sell it to here. Logging on to Amazon is a waste of time and resources.

iLegendd:
This story got me hooked from beginning to end. You're great in narrating an event.

Chosen. I owe you.

Hello, how much would you sell the book in naira to me?

iLegendd:
Sadly, that is beyond me.

I'm your brother, remember?

iLegendd:
If you're among the first 2, you'll get it — I don't do favoritism, else I would do as you command.

Though, the book will be on Amazon for as cheap as $9.99.

Okay. Just give it to me free.

iLegendd:
The first 2 women to drop a comment here get 500 card each. Women, come forward, men, fûck off.

Lol, man, I need the book I quoted you on.

iLegendd:
I want to give 2 people something. It's a book, but the is not free and not cheap. Luckily, 2 people will get it for free.

This book will help you improve your memory and you'll recall things you learn or read. With this book, you'll never forget phone numbers, names, vocabularies, speeches, etc.

It will reveal to you the secret of retentiveness. After reading the book, you'll be smarter and it's 100% guaranteed. I want 1 man and 1 woman to benefit from this giveaway.

Please, after you get the book on the 30th of this month, don't share it — it's not transferable. Violation of this agreement may result to lawsuit.

This book will change your life, especially your brain. If you're a student, count yourself lucky.

Share it with me please. I am your brother.

setobaba:
Good evening nairalanders

Pls help me, how is the best way to address this or fight back this useless empty head called my Ex.

It's been months we broked up, and after then she went on fucking two of my course mates, thinking they were my friends as retaliation, because we took pictures together. Her excuse for the break up, was she came to my place and met a lady shoe at the door, so she turned back for leave notifying me of the breakup.

We met recently, about two months ago, then she confessed her terrible acts, and started pleading to make things work back, I told her Immediately, what I shared with her was just a thing, not that serious to call it love, that I hold noting against her, and we started getting in tough with each other.

So fast forward to yesterday, I uploaded a picture on whatsapp, showing myself and a lady, only for this my Ex to download the picture and post it on her Instagram page tagging it RIP.

A friend of mine saw it, and immediately call me if am alright, he was shocked and sent me the screenshot.
I don't have her as friend on my Instagram and Facebook because of the kind of nature of being she is on hearing this, I rushed to view her page, and I noticed she has taken it down because a friend have seen it.

I plan to respond to this, as this is not her first time of wishing me death, she once threatened 2 of my Ex via her social handle.

She used to be a very nice person during my tenure in school, so caring and always feeling insucure despite her beauty. but this her anger issue always get me in check till I lose my total interest on her.

Pls I need matured or better still legal advice to address this. I don't want to drag in the mud with a pig.
This is a lady I have her nude on my phone, sent to me herself many months ago, someone said I should reply her post with her nude, others said i shouldn't but handle this legally.

Do not hurt her. Just remain mum.

LOL, what a drama!

WowSweetGuy:
Please Help Me Judge. Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?!

Excuse my grammatical blunders. I just feel like sharing this experience i had with my fiancee to be....

Yesterday being sunday, I decided to fix a movie and fun outing with my girl. I ordered a taxi from my base to her base to pick her up. She came looking fine and sweet to enjoy the sunday with...To cut the long story short to the main reason i'm posting this....

I came out of the taxi from the FRONT SEAT gave her a hug and opened the back door for her then closed the door to go back to my normal position, She gave me a bad look from nowhere, i asked her what's wrong, she told me to come to the back, the driver could hear us clearly, i playfully told her baby don't worry we have all day together u are even gonna spend the night at my crib, i sat at d front and told the taxi to go to the cinema. During the trip to the cinema i had a little conversation with the taxi guy, from nowhere again my lady told the taxi guy in a rude voice 'please oga face your driving and stop shaking me driving into potholes anyhow abeg'...later on again she told the taxi man to totally put off the low radio station that was playing in the car, the last time he had a call and received it on Bluetooth o,she shouted then very rude telling the man please just drop that call. That's when i cautioned her to take it easy na.

We arrived at the cinema, she told me i should give her transport to go back home that she doesn't feel like staying out again...I tried to pet her,she just abandoned me took a taxi and went home. She has refused picking my calls since yesterday. Im busy at work weekdays,i dont really have time to go to her house.

Ladies/Gentlemen please where did i really go wrong

LOL, OP, you are somewhat wrong and aren't romantic either. Your girlfriend wanted to sit together with you so she can start feeling you right away but you turned her down. So, what do you really expect thereafter. You aren't a good boyfriend really. To add insult to injury, you were busy talking with the driver. You are a complete wussy. And so, she became arrogant, left you at the cinema and went back home. For me, it isn't a big deal.

Text her later and say you are really sorry. Period! Though, she's arrogant but it's okay once in a while.

matildababy:
I WILL BE ROUNDING UP MY M.SC. DEGREE THIS YEAR BY THE GRACE OF GOD.I HAVE IT IN MIND TO WORK FOR LIKE 2YEARS BEFORE SETTLING DOWN MARITALLY.BUT MY MUM WANT ME TO SETTLE DOWN IMMEDIATELY.I DON'T WANT TO BE LIABILITY TO A MAN.JUST CLOCK 27 THIS YEAR.SHOULD I GIVE IN.PLEASE,CANDID ADVISES WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. U KNOW MEN CAN BE FUNNY AT TIMES,GONE ARE THE DAY THAT LADY SIT AT HOME TO BE FED BY MEN.I DON'T EVEN LIKE NOT DOING ANYTHING,WHILE IN SCHOOL AS A STUDENT,I HAVE OWNS A SHOP.HOW CAN I CONVINCE MY MUM PLEASE.ADVICE ME.

Huh? Upset about what your mother told you?

iLegendd:
Sadly, I keep all my dealings on Nairaland for a reason.

Any time I'm chatting with someone in private and it doesn't generate money within 1 week, I don't like it. So, private chat is strictly for money generation while public chat is strictly free.

Let's keep it free for now.d

LOL!

DortmundGirl:
I've come to see many different ways of argument between man and woman around me and out of personal experience.

- some do beat the woman during fight, it's a no go to me,

- some discuss for days, yell and scream. I don't like it so much, am a calm person,

-some totally ignore each other for days and don't speak to each other, can you stand it??

I prefer discussing after a fight and look for solutions together. What's your opinion on that??

LOL...I call that anticipation.

She's 9s. Very pretty.

AroleOduduwa2:
Some people are happy with this nonsense, it God knows how much this piece of trash cost. Ordinary South Africa are using Bombardier Electrostar, but we are getting NDJ3 Quasi that will stop working by 2022

Yeah, these guys are not smart.

OP, these are not trains. They are locomotives.

DextrousDavid:
English sef.




Give her her book (correct)✓
Give him him book (wrong)x

The book belongs to her. Give it to her. Or simply say the book is hers.

Stargurl20:
The teacher is correct. It doesn't matter if the word starts with consonant, aw u pronounce from d start matters too. So the answer is AN!

The teacher is correct? What type of English did you learn in school?

Sleekbaby:
Please I need urgent and clear answer on this. An assignment was given to my niece to complete the following sentences with (a) or (an) and one of the questions is
-------------- happy girl.

I told her to fill it with (a) but the teacher marked it bad, I wrote on the book and asked if the "H" is silent in happy and she wrote back that it is a vowel.

I want to go there tomorrow but I want different views on it first.

The teacher is totally wrong.

Sleekbaby:
Please I need urgent and clear answer on this. An assignment was given to my niece to complete the following sentences with (a) or (an) and one of the questions is
-------------- happy girl.

I told her to fill it with (a) but the teacher marked it bad, I wrote on the book and asked if the "H" is silent in happy and she wrote back that it is a vowel.

I want to go there tomorrow but I want different views on it first.

a happy girl is the right answer

Canada2021:
Thank you very much. Even my guys in the next room begged her all night and she refused

They ought not to begged her to stay. She has another guy now. What you need to do right now is to ignore her and go for another girl. There are a lot of single girls out there.

AverageAnnie:
biased list... What happened to pure Africans?? Ini Edo has a finer face structure than these ones.

Ini Edo? Hahaha, that Calabar dog? LOL. She's particularly fat.

Hamachi:
OkUganda

No wonder. I can understand now.

Hamachi:
Do you possess any of the qualities?

No, I don't. I have nothing to lose when it comes to women because none is paying my bills.

Hey, you've really tackled me today.
Where are you from?

Hamachi:
You just showed your level of maturity by calling someone an idiot

My level of maturity? Obviously, she isn't smart. The truth hurts.

Why do you bother yourself about this particular girl? There are so many girls out there.

Olamsoh:
Fountainofyouth
A whole lot of Single Ladies actually spend their twenties chasing career and money thinking that being successful will make them Marry a rich Dude when they are ready to Marry.
But not so at all. Bc by the time they are ready to settle they are already above 30 and very proud. This is why most Ladies that are Rich and Successful are actually Single and surrounded by broke Dudes.
Men who are successful don't care about a woman's money

That's correct. That girl isn't smart.

Hamachi:
Most Guys don't just get it. You all be thinking that girls only like Rich Guys but its not just about the Money. Its simply a coincidence that the Guys who are Rich are the ones that have the qualities that Ladies want in a Man[/b]If You are:Well Groomed, Confident, Funny, Charming, Dress Well, Communicate Well and Host Well, then you can have any Lady you want even if you don't have Money. So Its not really about the Money,

Many Men who don't have money but have all these qualities still get the best Ladies. While the Men that have Money but doesn't have all these Qualities will just be giving a Lady money while the Lady be giving some of the money to Her real BF who is broke but have the desired Qualities... Lool

First, from this highlighted sentence, it's crystal clear you are focusing more on money, even though you tried to pretend about that. Not all rich guys possess good character, some are really awful but you prefer to date them because of money. That's "cupboard love."

In the West, what women look for in a man is intelligency first, followed by handsomeness, then height and finally, wealth. But in Nigeria, the reverse is the case. Wealth first, height second, handsomeness third and fourth is intelligency.

This is particularly why you can never be friends with Nigerian women without spending money.

If a man possesses the second qualities you talked about, without spending money on a particular girl, believe me, he can never score with a woman.

Fountainofyouth:
I really am not, you said it's a comparison, and I asked on a scale of one to what, there is no confusion here.

Look, let me tell you, my cousin married a man who wasn't rich some years ago but now, are doing very well. The man is very comfortable and always thank me because then lots of family members looked down on him except me.