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Rekhina:
y won't I ?

Please do. And stay out of trouble.

I'm out!!!

Rekhina:
Small boy dats woh u are !

Can u win me in a fight ,go to portharcourt and ask of me or Berra still ask d hairy ugly arabians

hairy ugly? LMAO. So you fight men for fun? Please stop it.

Rekhina:
shut up pls ! who made u a judge over me , dnt u think she created a thread after snaping and editing her fotos ,

You know much better than that. But could have slapped you if this forum is face-to-face for telling me to shut up.

ajericho:
I swear, the girl is just funny,

I didnt see what called for an insult in what you said, and the sad thing is that, that's how most ladies are,
Poor first approach

Yea brother. Sometimes, I wonder who these girls think they are. At the end, it is men that would house them, feed them, take care of them and their younger ones.

Just let it slide.

Rekhina:
funmi do u say u be 22?


Nne u can lie

This is one of them. Tomorrow, they will start blaming men.

Gaspardd:
You seem like that guy that wud travel 12hrs to go on a date and wud start discussing schrodinger equation just to prove that he is intelligent.

Hahahaha. I am not intelligent. I never said I am in the first place. I am just an unknown quantity.

iLegendd:
You really need some love to cure your fear and depression.

#Smile.

Please, I won't reply you again. Have a nice day.

My brother, don't be angry with him. He's probably depressed. Lol.

Gaspardd:
Lol envying...i have 3 jobs so why wud i envy sn who is stuck with one job?
I mean isnt 3 better than 1?

Lol. Funny guy. Professors in federal universities do not lack money.

I also can take care of you. House, living expenses and so on.

Gaspardd:
So make dem make u nairaland mod or what?..Bro go straight to d fùcking point. Nobody cares if ur bro is a lecturer or buhari.

Lol...stop envying someone. He has given a lot of people future unlike your Buhari who made a lot of Nigerians hopeless.

MissOffpoint:
Faculty of medicine is not in UNEC.

UNTH? He lectures medical and nursing students. I would not mention his name here.

My uncle is a professor in Faculty of Medicine at UNEC, he also lectures both medical and nursing students. He's very popular at UNEC.

Phenomenal16:
...... U r not serious.... Then y are u quoting me to make a simple statement..... Can't u make it without quoting me...
U just want to derail this interesting thread... Bleep off

You already started on a wrong foot by insulting people here. Remember, the world is reading what you've just posted. I really do not understand why young ladies think that insulting people online make them appear lovely. Then tomorrow they start crying. It's okay. Thanks for your insult. It's totally my fault quoting you.

Your understanding of comprehension is basically poor.

Hahahahahahaha.

Phenomenal16:
.. So u now determine intelligence telepathically..... U av known my level of intelligence from my pic... OK. Continue

Damn! That's a total misconception! You couldn't comprehend that well. Saying that I value intelligency doesn't automatically imply you are intelligent or I know your level of intelligency.

vikkogg:
Good day everyone. I am writing this to seek for your opinions. I am a graduate of Statistics, University of Ibadan with Second class Upper. I graduated in early 2018 and I'm through with NYSC. The I.T company I served offered to retain me with a salary of 40k monthly. Due to the fact that I had no other option as at then, I took up the offer. Now, this is where the frustration comes in: The work time frame is 8am-5pm daily but most times, I get engaged till 6pm, at times 7pm. I leave home 6am and return home 8-9pm. I spend #800 daily on transportation and #400 daily on feeding to make #1,200 daily. Since I became a full staff of the company, I've not been able to save a dime because my salary isn't enough to take care of my bills, not to talk of savings. I've been trying hard to get a better job but all to no avail. It's not that I'm a dullard. I have ND Statistics (Distinction), and BSc Statistics (5.9 of 7.0). I'm never bragging my people, it's just to let you all know that I'm doing my best towards having a bright future. I need your advice. What should I do? Should I continue with the job or quit?? Help me push this to the front page as I need advice ASAP, please!

Apply for full scholarships in the UK.

Phenomenal16:
Age: 22
Location :UNEC ENUGU
Occupation : student nurse
Religioun:Christianity
Genotype :AA
Relationship :single
Person of interest : men above 30... Late twenties too
Hobbies : movies
Dislikes :lies
Pls don't derail this thread..... Forgive my typo
I know m not too fine... Manage this one

Being pretty is not the be-all and end-all. I value intelligency more than beauty.

funmisticqueen:
LUTH

Okay.

funmisticqueen:
Network was quite annoying.
Let me be the first to post

Age:25
Location: eti osa 2, lagos
Occupation: doctor
Religion: christian {RCCG)
Genotype:AA
Relationship status: single
Person of romantic interest: Men above 30
Hobbies: reading, surfing the net, going out.
What are you looking for and in what time frame: Boyfriend with commitment in a 1year time frame
Dislikes/exclusion criteria: smokers, toxic people

Wow...that's cool. Which school did you study?

iLegendd:
Nothing is definite, but this https://www.nairaland.com/5345464/ will help out.

Alright. Thanks. I think 25 pages is okay for me because the story seems too short, but I will try to expand it.

iLegendd:
As long as you give the right answer.

Man, how many pages are suitable for a story?

toluxa1:
Nothing wrong with Cameras in the classroom. It's not Hostel. It's done in many of the top Universities in the world.

Not only the top universities abroad but also other universities.

That's the norm all around the world. Cameras should be install in all schools in Nigeria.

LolaO:
My relationship of 5 years ended in the most heartbreaking way.

He got transferred to Asaba from Lagos and months later just stopped talking to me, no communication, no closure, nothing, just like that.
It’s been 5 months now.

This is someone I had planned my whole life around.

Distance does not make the heart go fonder.

I am so hurt, it hurts.

He does not have any plan to marry you I guess.

murphyibiam15:
thanks for pointing it out to the bigoted slave-mentality African American gal

Is she really an African American?

iLegendd:
There are some books people have been trying to buy, but they were unsuccessful. Humor Code is one of them.

The below books were meant to be in the Nigerian market, but the management stopped them. I only have 4% power to decide what to sell or not. #Smile.

No problem. I will figure out that online. Thanks anyway.

FortifiedCity:
Alright. Remember you are not that important; maybe you are but just to your immediate family members.

Hey, are you a male or a female?

iLegendd:
Unavailable.

Send to me and I will pay you. I will send you all my books free of charge when I write them next year.

iLegendd:
You're right. What if you've read our book "Humor Code?" That one be say she go fall for ground dey laugh. Though, we banned selling 3 of our books to Nigerians, but they are selling on Amazon. Humor Code is banned, ESCOFî is banned, and one other.

How much does Humor Code cost?

iLegendd:
The money never stops coming. If I can do it, anyone can. This money is always kept for monthly sub.

I turned my Nairaland articles to books and now to constant money home and abroad. I just attended to 5 clients while on my bed — 2 have paid, 3 about to. Hundreds, if not thousands are on the queue waiting to get some money to come pay and get their books.

You see, you can make money even when you lie on your bed. All you need is to write a book that solves a problem for people who desperately need solution on that subject.

This 17k is just a "Good Morning" allowance. #Smile.

Everything I ever post on Nairaland is 100% true — I don't impress, I don't fabricate. I bluntly say whatever I have in mind even if some people will see it as show off or petty. I do things my way and if you emulate my way, even if it's just 30%, you'll smile to the bank. Haters will hate, but you'll keep smiling to the bank — that is what matters. Luckily, haters don't exist.

Those who are honest, but blunt own the world.

People like Trump, Kanye West, etc. they don't care what the crowd thinks — they say their mind and go for what the want. Trump, Kanye, Joe Cléf, etc. are born on the month of June.

People born in June are stubborn, blunt, honest, focused, crazy, and always strive for success — they hardly give up and they always stand on their ground. If you're a Gemini, born in June, raise your hand. You rock. If you're not, you still rock — pat yourself on the back and put a smile on your face.

Don't worry, be happy. Life is too short not to go for what you want. Life is too short to be a money slave. Put yourself in a position where money will chase you. One way to do it is to know about BAYUBAR Method of Wealth and apply the Men's Pyramid of Greatness in your life.

Your books are wonderful though I haven't bought any yet. I had a chat with my friend last night using some of your lines and she was laughing wholeheartedly and at the same time, calling me a bad boy.

iLegendd:
That is money you got right there. In fact, it's a movie.

Okay.

iLegendd:
Bob Marley is gone, but he makes millions with his intellectual properties (music) every month.

Michael Jackson is gone, but he makes millions every month.

Chinua Achebe is gone, but he makes millions of Naira yearly.

This list goes on. If you're a man or a woman and you don't have a digital/intellectual property, just know you're lagging behind. Start today and...


Typing...

Well, I think from next year, I would start writing stories. I have lots of incredible stories to tell the world. Ranging from how I almost got killed with my foreign colleagues while working as a translator, how my ex-girlfriend nearly committed suicide all because of me, how I prevented the police from deporting my friend back to Nigeria while living with me abroad, how my racist professor failed me in a course I did so well but re-input my original score after I threatened to sue him. So many things to write about.

AwkaetitiBabe:
No idea

Awww...