₦airaland Forum

iLegendd:
Lol. Na oyibo dey pay pass. Look at how I'm chatting day and night just to squeeze out the money from Nigerians, but with the oyibo version, I'm sleeping while making WAY more money. Suffer no dey taya you? #Smile

How do we set price on the book? I need your advice.

iLegendd:
Making someone you've deeply ChatDictted or TalkDictted hate you is hard. The more you offend them and try to dissociate with them, the more they love you. So, you're in trouble. Enjoy.

Rules and boundaries from the beginning matter.

It's really pitiful. The funniest thing is that I haven't touched this girl. Well, I'm not gonna pick her calls anymore.

iLegendd:
Peace of mind is what I eat the most. With peace of mind, all a man needs is exercise, fruits, and bole & fish. The greatest food combination on earth.

Master, please how do I make someone hate me? I mistakenly gave a lady my phone number, ever since then she's been calling me, even when I'm at work.

iLegendd:
If you're an author or a publisher, the wisest thing you can do financially is to marry a woman or a man who speaks a different language.

Why? The family will never lack money.

Ask me how.

How?

iLegendd:
In this business, be a talkative and you'll never lack pages.

Okay.

prizlezzlalasky:
Sex: female
Age. 25
Location:ph
Occupation:fresh graduate, software engineer
Religion.. Christianity
Genotype:AA
State of Origin: Enugu
Age of interest: 28_ 35.
R/status:single
Person of romantic interest: intelligent and Spontaneous
Hobbies:v/cooking,swimming,football
Dislike:lies and cheats
What re you looking for Nd in what time frame:a good conversationist and maybe a friendship that will birth something fruitful.

A chick like you shouldn't be single by now. What language do you use for software engineering? C++?

iLegendd:
Keep My Note.

Good day, brother. The story I want to write cannot be expanded up to 25 pages, what do you think I should do in this regard?

Riele:
Every one keeps hearing,

" a woman has nothing to offer in a relationship / marriage except sex"
but

What does the male folk have to offer either ?

MODIFIED

Seems it's only money or anything related to money they have to offer .

The equation is balanced then .

OP, apparently, common sense is not common for you.

yoged:
how do you want to win games if your Final third isn't good ?. There is nothing spectacular with that SA defence. Our players are average and lazy . All of them are just clueless

What the South Africans are playing right now is called "safe tactics". You don't know much about football.

The way you guys talk, I wonder if most of you understand football. The boys are playing fine but the final third hasn't been relatively good because of South Africans massive defence.

iLegendd:
For those who want to get ready to come marry in my family, I have pretty sisters — so, go work smart and come let's accept you into the family.

Really?

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purples25:
thanks babe.

LOL, and you ended that with thanks babe? Who are these better guys? The ones you invented? Women would always give themselves a false hope.

sweerychick:
Whose Fault Is It Anyway?

Good evening nairalanders!

I need serious opinions on this issue, as it has bothered me so much so I decided to bring it up here. It's about my younger sister and her girlfriend.

About 2 years ago my younger sis girlfriend met a guy that indicated interest in her, according to my sis her friend wasn't into this guy, in fact her friend was using him from the onset, my sis said that her friend told her that she doesn't like the guy at all because the guy according to her was a teacher in one private school and he isn't really what she wanted in a man.

But this guy loved her and my sis recounted one time the guy paid her tuition fees and gave her money for her project work. The guy was always there for her but her sis friend never liked him sometimes my younger sister will tell me that she should go for him she thought she was joking but little did she know that her girlfriend was serious.

When it was obvious she couldn't play the guy anymore, she had to confront the guy and told him face to face that they can't continue together, that she can't put up with him anymore and that he can have my younger sister as a friend since my sister is her roommate.

The guy was shattered and devastated, and it equally shattered my sister as well because my sister knew how much sacrifice the guy has made for her girlfriend. So the guy would meet my sister and start begging her to talk to her friend, and each time my sister tries to talk to her girlfriend to reconsider, she would turn it down.

So the guy gave up his efforts but maintained communications with my sister.

As time went by my sister and this guy became close, and they were good friends, so early February this year they guy got a contract job with Exxon mobile for 5 years at Akwa ibom, and he is now asking for my sister's hand in marriage. He's so serious that he has brought wine to my Father with his family members.

My sister told him let her put it in prayers. Because she's currently doing her NYSC.
Upon hearing the news of my sister and this guy, her silly girlfriend that rejected him because he was low, is now beefing my sister and telling the whole world that my sister snatched her boyfriend away from her. it was so bad that she even tried to re establish communication with this guy again.

My sister told me that her girlfriend sent a message to this guy and told him that my sister once had an abortion when she was in her 3rd year, and some stupid lies. But she said that the guy knew that her girlfriend was lying and decided to block her. This got my sister infuriated and me also but the guy begged us to let her go That she's just desperate.

But I'm really really really angry now because she has been spreading malicious lies about my younger sister. And my sister is planning her traditional wedding with this guy by January So please I need suggestions on how to deal with this issue because I don't see my sister at fault here, and I only see a wicked and desperate friend trying to cause wreck in someone's happiness..

Mods I really appreciate if this topic is on front page because it's a serious issue..

Wow. This is amazing. Your sister should go ahead and marry him. Meanwhile, you all need to ignore her friend. She's lost out. She's a complete loser here! Your sister has to be extremely careful with her friend now. If possible, they shouldn't communicate with each other anymore.

iLegendd:
It's cold after the rain — since it rains a lot in Rivers state, so I put on my hoodie and go to the living room to watch NatGeo Wild — the only station I love with passion whenever I accidentally watch TV.

You are the real nigga. Always enjoying yourself.

kingwhiz:
Can you please post a contact number?
There is an urgent job opening (4-months contract).

Okay.

purples25:





God please let me always have a job so no one will insult me like this. These men! This is why from the beginning i no even like the idea of their money

Hahaha.

The OP is probably unhappy. She needs real love.

iLegendd:
Download the free version here https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdictéd/

It's like I already have it.

Galaxyroyp:
Wouldn't you mind sharing how you do it?

No, I don't. But I do not want to say it now. This is my little secret.

But what I want you to know right now is that women out there think every man they come across with, wants to sleep them. Some of these women will start asking for things right away. To be smart, you have to spend little. If she asks you for a call card, just send her as little as N200 and watch her reaction. Of course, a woman who doesn't want you would not show appreciation. Some of them will not call you with the call card to say thank you. This is a sign zhat she has a lot of men who do give her more than that. Due to the fact that most of these women have a lot of men, they can afford to snub you. After all, you mean nothing to them.

First impression matters a lot. If a woman is rude to you, you shouldn't expect the same woman to be nice to you when things go wrong. If she suddenly changes after her first impression, what you need to know is that it's all about pretence.

More to come later.

Ubunja, thanks so much. Have learnt a lot from you. You deserve an award.

For gold digging, I use a very little amount of amount like N1,000 to test if that particular woman is a gold digger or not from the beginning of knowing her and it's been working wonderfully well for you.

iammo:



thats because her blog is named after her duh!!! not like anyone cares about her boring life.. but we need her gossip and gist, just like Stella Damikorkus

Her site remains on top ten visted site in Nigeria for over five years according to alexa ranking so she is doing a pretty good job with her libelious aproko gist

If Seun Osewa had used his name for this forum instead of nairaland and call it Seun Osewaland People would most definately google his name when trying to reach his site


that was how every mumu in town were creating website and blog thinking she made billions from blogging (webdesigners chop die that year) not knowing she got her paycheck from Jonathan, Ambode, and the billionaire oil tycoon baby daddy she was doing Olosho with while forming virgin

..

That's very true.

Duggedised12:
So let me get this straight,you have a lady you met a virgin ,she has a daughter for you ,love you effortlesssly and even kneels down to serve you ,yet she is still your babymama? Wow you see why i said humans are insatiable? You just like every ingrate out there are the reason many women have had to borrow themselves sense and built up a defense mechanism so wicked men like you will not take advantage of them.

A man says he doesn't want a ho yet he cant wife a decent one who respects him, can you tell my why i should not call you a hypocrite ? Men like you are the ones who treat women anyhow because in their minds "she is not going anywhere,she will be waiting for me when i am done having fun with these hoes out here".

I must say you got yourself a perfect prey who isn't leaving your net any time soon ,so enjoy.

I've learnt a lot from the dude. He's world class!!

iLegendd:
The game is about to start. Who is ready to watch the match unfold? Raise your hand.

I'm ready master.

iLegendd:
I'm going to use the secrets in the  book, ChatDîcted, to press her love buttons and make her fall madly in love with me.

If you're a man and you haven't read that book, you're missing. Here is the download link of the free version: https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdictéd-intro-pdf/


Typing...

Hahahahaha. Master, please send the book to me. I need it. That book really works.

This is amazing!

Chikpat:
MissoffPoint...this is really off point and na you over sabi dey worry.

You either dont know something or u simply dont wanna,know.
The "C" in UNEC stands for campus. The UNN has a number of campuses and only two campuses in Enugu state-
1) the Main Campus at UNN where you have the main administration building housing the offices of the VC, DVC Admin, bursar, registrar alongside the faculties of Social Sciences, Education, Engineering, Vet Med, Arts, Agriculture, VTE etc.
Biochemistry is a department in UNN, Nsukka campus
2) The University of Nigeria Enugu Campus, UNEC that has a DVC and few faculties like Law, Medicine, Management Sciences etc.
Understandably, first year Medical students are schooled in the main campus at Nsukka as all the courses they offer are taught by units and faculties in Nsukka. The cousrs include GS, Bio, Chem, Phy etc.
At the rnd of their year one, they cross over to the Enugu Campus- unec where there are taught medical coursrs in 2nd, 3rd yr. It is in UNEC you have the Dean, fac of medicine's office.
However, the study of medicine is incomplete without practical classes. This is why every university yhat studies medicine also have a teaching hospital. UNTH is not a campus of the UNN, it is the teaching hospital of the university...where students are taught practical medical courses, where students also work and do their internships, housemanships etc. Patients also go there because most doctors there are consultants... you can get this into your whack head or get lost....over sabi

Thanks very much for explaining this to her. Sometimes, I wonder what's wrong with some people. These people need to think right. They really need to.

Hey Biggy, it's possible. I could remember couple of months ago, one of my colleagues was sick and I went to the hospital with him because he could barely communicate in English.

Being the translator, the pretty female doctor was so impressed that I could interpret so well in medicine and later asked me my name, hobbies, if I had a girlfriend or not and also if I liked a female doctor.

I never knew she was crushing on me after demonstrating a talent till one month later, when she called me on phone and said my dear friend, you couldn't recognize when a woman was giving you a green light at the hospital.

I thought everything was official. I really miss that young lady.

Funny coaches.

godwon01:
Why is it that most of the time any Nigerian team is playing, there will be one excuse or the other to deprive the Nigerian from watching the match. What our rulers don't realize is that watching any sport on TV is a sort of divertional therapy , reducing stress.

They don't know. They are too busy with looting our treasure .

Chikpat:
over sabi dey worry oooo
medicine, physiology n anatomy dey unec- enugu campus of the unn. however, biochem dey Nsukka campus...that guy's uncle may or may not be a,prof of medicine in unec but he is very right to say medicine is in unec

Pls leave those people. They said Medicine is not in UNEC. Even my uncle as a professor in Faculty of Medicine is very popular, once I mention his name, they will know him.

SisterFire:
...dreamer ,better wake up

Awww. Please leave me alone. I'm tired. Work got me tired.