₦airaland Forum

Fountainofyouth:
On a scale of what then?

The problem here is most of you always think about money and is so bizarre.

Fountainofyouth:
We have pretty married ladies and not so pretty married ladies

We also have pretty unmarried ladies and not so pretty unmarried ladies.

You this male people, the earlier you all find a way to make money and marry, the better for you, we have so many unmarried men and women so don't be stupid.

You seem to have misunderstood the young man. He simply was making a comparison.

Olamsoh:
When I was very young in the University. All the pretty Ladies in University got Married or Engaged even before they Graduated.
They were marrying the best Nigerian Men especially those Living Abroad.
Today, most of the pretty Ladies are Single beyond 30 and the not so pretty are getting Married.
What is going On.??

That's right. Most pretty women in Nigeria are nothing to write home about. They do not possess good character. I could recall this pretty final year medical student I met couple of months ago. Who always uses her mom's phone to call me, when I got to know she goes to the hotel to meet men, I ran from her. The funniest thing is she's been begging me to forgive her but I refused. Because even if I do, she would still repeat that ugly character.

I almost married this girl but God saved me.

That's the kind of news you hear in Nigeria. No scientific breakthrough. Nothing. The country is doomed for life.

People out there are jobless indeed.

iLegendd:
1. In 2016—2017, I was teaching relationship solutions for men and the attack was, "Stop this nonsense and teach us how to make money."

2. In 2018—2019, I'm teaching how to make money and those people are no where to be found. The ones around are shying away from those make money threads. I know if they come around they'll probably say, "Stop teaching us how to make money and teach us how to stay fit and healthy. After making money, if you're not fit or alive, how will you enjoy the money? So, stop teaching us how to make money and teach us health and fitness.

3. In 2020/2021 — 2022 when I'll be teaching health and fitness, they'll get angry and say, "Oga, stop this nonsense stop this health and fitness thing, who exercise epp? We are tired of Nigeria and life in general, teach us how to commit suicide."

4. In 2023, during election, I'll start teaching them how to commit suicide if APC wins and these same people will end up being the ones to alert the authority that there is someone teaching people how to die in peace. #Lol.

The list is endless. Anyway, Nairaland is fun at times, the moment you're strong enough to overcome all the envy, frustration, abuse, and hate.

Hahahaha.

uzohrome:
Our Naija ladies are so cute... I love them all

So cute? Not all of them. Meanwhile, these are fallen Olympus, not breastttts.

slimjosh43:
I sleep naked. Infact once I'm back from work na to strip nd do everything I need to do (shower, cook, eat and sleep) naked

Okay. Good for you!

stupidity:
what the fvck And you keep saying it!!


Just try this night. You’ll see the difference. I’m usually alone, other times I’m with a lady. I don’t care if I’m alone or not. So far I’m okay with being around you, I can sleep naqed and not bother if you there or not. Seriously it wasn’t a format to get the girl but a habit I’m used to.

Hahaha.

Lies!!

stupidity:
ahh, are you serious bruv? Sleeping naqed has always been my thing. Just try it bro. Try off your clothes tonight and sleep naqed. Makes you free and comfy.

Lol. I only sleep with a short, even though my house is usually cold at night.

No human sleeps nakked unless something is wrong with you.

stupidity:
lol. It was never a format. I love to sleep naqed. Right from when I was little.

Lol. That's not true. No man sleeps at night without putting on anything. You just took the advantage of the situation. Of course, if you live alone in the house, the probability of a woman sleeping with you is high. Women do love privacy.

folake4u:

folake4u:
Lol I guess. It sounded refreshing. I mean!!!!

Lol ok! Hope you aren't like her?

folake4u:
Lmao I swear!!!!!!!

Lol, you seem happy to read that.

Ardar:
Where is the hypocrisy here .

It's quite obvious that you seduced her, you wanted it, you asked for it

if you try that shit with me i go drag you for bed and fvck the living hell out of you.

Sister, you are bad. Very bad!

iLegendd:
Apologies to those who sent me a message, but haven't gotten a reply. I have been offline and occupied with offline dealings. This month or year, you'll hardly see me around, but I want you to keep pushing and never give up.

For this book N** Born a Crime, it's been making sales and seeing regular KENP read. Yesterday, it made £20 and it's 1 New Release.

I don't promote the book — I just published and abandoned it, yet it's making money. So, this should serve as a motivation for you to get started in the book business.

You won't regret your effort. Also, try your best to learn and master keyword research.

When I'm fully back, this year or next year, I'll answer all questions and mentions I got. Please, bear with me.

One more thing, Amazon messaged me and told me to enter the book for a story competition and if my book wins, I'll be be going home with a couple of millions in December and a movie right. So, this book stands a chance of being turned to a big Bollywood or Hollywood movie right.

There is first, second, and third position. If I don't win the first, I may win the third position — who knows? So, get started, please!

Good to hear from you.

That lady is silly.

Blackivy27:
How?

LOL, you asked me how?

The way you carry yourself out there matters a lot. Do you know why some women are not often approached by regular guys?

Blackivy27:
Can i stop it?

Yes, you can.

Blackivy27:
if majority of guys are losers, sure. Do you think im the only one. Its a general romance issue worldwide. If this post touched a nerve, sorry. Go and do your thing .

I am not upset at all. I only blame these low-esteemed guys because they seem to pay attention to every woman out there.

Stop attracting losers please. Real men hardly use pick up lines.

Blackivy27:
Someone just used the line, like several minutes ago. Its lame and old. Must y'all use it? Get something original. Not the copy and paste technique.

plus another guy is urinating in front of me. He's showing me his d!ck on purpose. Shisssh! Its small though. First time im seeing a grown mans penis. I feel guilty

Im running off tracks, guys dont us pick up lines, why? Course another guy has told the same girl the same thing.

OP, LOL, what's so special about you? Or are you fond of attracting some desperate losers?

Nigerians are known for making a lot of noise. Put to bed first before anything.

Pettyprincess:
Mike is really a matured guy,so congratulating her isn't something too hard for him to do.
He might not be the winner bt he posseses every good quality of a winner!!!

This is a normal thing to do. Only in Nigeria things are being viewed upside down.

Progress62:
She played d role of a wife to ike
D role of a mother to Diane
D role of a mother in-law to elo
D role of a sister to mike
D role of a friend to Cindy
D role of transformer(electric shock ) to tacha..
D role of pepper to haters..
D role of a queen to her fans..
Mercy may ur name always speak for u .
Go Lambo!!

Huh? It seems like you are part of Nigeria's problem.

Captaintimex:
A country where first class graduates received gift of fowl and a tuber of yam. A country where pupils who came first and get rewarded with goats. A country where opening of boobs, walking naked get you a N60m prize, that's what nija has become.

Recently MC Oluomo, ring leaders of hire assassin in Lagos and current Chairman of the Agbero was invited as guest speaker in a prestigious University like Unilag, how do I convince my Obinna in year one to read well to do well in life?

Hahahaha. The situation in Nigeria is hilarious. Low standard of moral.

NwaAmaikpe:




The only reason she won is because Tacha was out of the game.
She stood not even one chance if Tacha had stayed till the 99th day.

I'm just wondering how Lala felt when M.I said "No snakes".

I told someone Tacha could have won the game when she wasn't disqualified.

Tacha couldn't play the game well. She was just too arrogant and lost the title.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Yes me again. Hope all is well

Yeah sure. How do you do?

Omar09:
And alpha male will never will an inherited property to a wife let alone girlfriend. An alpha will never promise a bitch a car so she can marry him.

Na @op do himself. A perfect example of a simp. Nansense and MissGhosted

Promising a woman something is counterproductive. Women love men who are unpredictable.

AwkaetitiBabe:
And the people always bugging him for money will move on. Omo I can't stress myself for any human being. God gave us head, hand and legs o. Parasitic family members need a wake up call.

You again? Lol.

GreatResearcher:
My mentality about life, women in particular, changes the moment I got married. I've read some articles here and seen 'THE ALPHA MALE DUDES' been schooled here by their mentors. I want to say this, 'life on the other side (marriage) is a different ball game'. I'd hav droped a piece of advice here for the 'ALPHA MALE DUDES' but let them learn from experience. I realized, a lesson learned from experience is more valuable and retentive.

Hahahaha. That's why it's always nice to marry a good woman.

jackals:
Not long ago, I observed my boyfriend attitude has changed. He seems emotionless and uncompromising on stances he ordinarily would have cared about. He used to be the one who care the most and always ensure he fulfils all my wants just so I won't be cross with him. I only got to know some days back that he's been following ubunja on nairaland. I went through his chrome browser history and I confirmed my suspicions. He now screen shot ubunja post and share it on his whatsapp. I'm irritated.

How can I block his nairaland account or better still block him from further seeing his posts.

PS : This is not jealousy or what. I'm just trying to save my relationship

Lol!
That guy is a wizard. I've learnt a lot of things from him too.