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DodadaKoKigbe:
Your useless christian god jesus must be evil since he creates evil things.

Says a person from a religion of Mohammed the rap*st

[quote author=Zonefree post=124810800]We are no match for England. I watched their 3 matches and I also watched Super falcons three matches.

Randy Waldrum should drop Oshoala. She's contributing nothing to the team as a starter. [/quot


We are a match for England
Is it not the English team that struggle to beat Haiti and Denmark??

That English team is beatable

U see those bekwarra people they don't like anything progress

Very hateless set of people


Mind u I'm from crs
I know them too well

SimpleGuy001:
Thanks, I will. As for survival, I'm an online type of guy so I don't really need to stress going out to look for something to do. I can sort myself out in that area. Thanks for the advice

Online person?
As in you dey do yahoo?

[quote author=OluwakemiRN post=112688554]It's another Nurses' week celebration.Have you celebrated a Nurse today or you think they don't deserve to be celebrated.

I believe Nurses are angels in human forms sent by God to the world to help humanity.No wonder they are known for being selfless and compassionate.

What do you all think about Nurses? I would like to read from you all.

What was your best moment and worst moment with Nurses? Feel free to share.

Kindly note that Nurses are not just those who put on white in the hospitals, anybody could put on white.White uniform does not make anyone a Nurse. To be reffered to as nurse, the person must have undergone at least three years training in an institution and passed the professional Exams organized by NMCN.
So, before you drop your comments, be sure the person you had an encounter with is a registered Nurse.




Knackers association

Baba go cos wahala for one of their branch everyday

Or
Go carry one of their fine sales girl anytime they return your money u return her

[quote author=oshozondii post=112247357][/quote]Peter obi

April 27

Wednesday is my birthday

ebukajay184:
Previous Threads:

https://www.nairaland.com/7011621/police-officer-holds-plate-food

https://www.nairaland.com/7011665/police-summon-officer-carrying-female#110693553




https://igberetvnews.com/1415828/vip-whose-police-orderly-carried-plate-food-claims-officer-photos-video/

Lol the police officer dey carry the blue for loot purposes abi���

maxwelltony:
Good morning Nairalanders

There is this particular guy that I met on Facebook about two month ago in Facebook, we have been talking and he calls me almost everytime, he has tried to invite me to his house in osun state on different occasions but due to security issue I had to decline his invitation..

We planned to meet on Wednesday and he told me he was coming from osun state, so I told him to drop at Mr Biggs in Iwo Road Ibadan..

I stay at challenge so I had to #200 cab from there down to Iwo road, I was having about #1300 with me before leaving the house, I was already waiting for him for about 40minute before he showed up, he told me his car has fault and that he had to call his mechanic to fix the car for him, we sat down and talked.

During our discussion, he told me to please give him 1k to get something to drink, that he had forgotten his wallet in the car and his phone is off to make a transfer, I gave him and he ordered for soft drinks and meat pie..

Along the line, he told me he needed to make a call and requested for my phone so that he can direct the mechanic bringing down his car, I heard him calling and was directing the man down to Iwo road, all of a sudden he just went outside and before I could know it this guy has dissapeared with my phone and was just looking at him from afar..

I couldn't shout as I was just looking like a fool because I don't know what's happening, I waited for about 1hr thinking he has gone to pick the mechanic, I tried calling my number but was switched off, he has gone with my phone and I don't know his number off hand.
I had use the #100 left with me to buy recharge card and was left with nothing..
It was a bitter experience for me as I had to trek all the way from Iwo road to Olorunsogo, When I couldn't continue with trekking I had to approach a lady to please help me out
with #100 after explaining my situation to her and she gave me #500 and wished me well.

I thank God it was not more than this, he only went away with my phone, what if he had used me for ritual?

Please ladies be careful about the kind of guy you hang out with, always take your time to know the person you are moving out with..

I had learnt my lesson, and have handed him over to God .

Same thing happened in the hotel I work
I young girl came to our hotel and the heartless boy took his phone just the way they did to you, the b**stard order Hollandia yogurt for her then he collected her phone and was doing as if he was directing someone that was how he left with the phone, the girl had nothing with her I have to pay for her to
Thank God the girl haven't taken the Hollandia

[quote author=Cj4charles post=109473467]A truck like this should have tracking device installed on it na.... [/quote


Tracker wey them dey disconnect
I know person wey the drive that type of motor

lyriclekidd:
Yahoo done hard like this, he probably made some money and spent it all there, thar Cyprus sef dy carry money go, especially those mgbekes for there. Anybody wey go north Cyprus na 2 work dem get, if na girl na ashawo, boy na yahoo. Minus the serious ones that actually went there to face school sha.

Baba na truth u talk jhaweer nothing for Cyprus na only Yahoo naija boys dey go do there

I get friend for there

Toks2008:
If you are asked to do away with one of these meals, which one will it be?

A. EBA
B. RICE
C. NOODLES..

I can't joke with Eba and I love my rice with ofada sauce.

For me, noodles is out forever... What about you?

Eba cos I grow up not eating swallow
I eat it now though but I prefer fufu
I don't like eba

SARSCoV2:
Keep banging the P out of her pvssy. When you are tired, you will tell her a lady also asked for your hands in marriage and your parents have accepted. Let her know the lady promised to buy you a jet.

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tamdun:
Scrap this yeye loan nonsense, my wife's phone was stolen and before we know whatsup, the Thief already took loan with her sim, these people just dey give loan to every Tom,dick and Harry, una neva see anything, una go complain taya

Take loan with number I don't get??�. How?

100naira

[quote author=Nonpartisan1 post=104918906]Twitter and hypocrisy.

Even IPOB Terrorists Account Should Have Been Banned Long Before, They Started Beheading and Burning People Alive!

Na God Go Punish your generations too

He's mad� die for one useless girlfriend?

Life is too precious abeg

Obatala7Kronos:
Both the cannibalistic people of Cross River & the entire Eastern Region are different ends of the same snake; whichever end you grab, you still grab a snake - and they will always bite you.

Their ancestors were canibals. Do you not know that during the Biafran war, when the FG used food blockade & starvation as means of warfare, these people first started eating leaves & cassava roots.

And when that was no longer palatable for them, they turned on their children & family members and began eating them.

Eating human flesh means nothing to them. In the absence of human flesh, they use dog meat (404) as a substitute.

Even during the Covid-19 Lockdown, these people were busy sleeping with their daughters and impregnating them.

Unfortunately for us, the descendants of these cannibals have infiltrated our region in the West and that is why I want Nigeria balkanized so badly, so that we can chase them back to their lands.

I can never even fvck any of their women unless she's a virgin.

And the only reason I might even consider sleeping with their women is to inject SALVATION into their lineage & bloodlines.

Says someone from a skull mining region(yoruba),where their girls stink under like locust beans mixed with dead rat

SeunOSEWApenis:
Cross river eats everything, dog, human being, snake, vulture, owl.. When will they help us to eat some vegetable in aso rock.

My friend shutup if u don't have anything to say, have u being to crs to say that or where did u get that from,I'm from yala and we don't eat that

because of their attitude
some ooh

Kingcalls:
He doesn't need it....besides he has won it b4.... the same tournament messi fans wan die on top ....that tournament is like junior WC....its not for real men ....Big players don't take it seriously.... they dont even talk about it....na only messi fans dey carry am like gala

better focus on cricket or other sport cos u know nothing about football, thats the only trophy brazil has never won they won it at home 2016 for the first time after trying many times with their biggest stars

r.i.p

i don see this face for adigbe before

Na to download one strong
VPN dey use ooh
Lolz

Keke napep

Bolt
No argument

because is very difficult to know the direction unlike leg

Zzor:
I only answered a simple question from op,where did you drop your sense before typing this?go back and look for your sense so you can type well next time.yen yen yen and where I come from women don't buy things for men

i guess is only pussy they can offee where u came from

Zzor:
He was been stingy with money and he refused to buy a particular gold necklace for me and another guy gladly bought it for me,so we went our separate ways because of the incompatibility

Smh
maybe u no worth am

waiting ur papa no fit buy for u na it u dey demand

lol i thought is my data
i even change from airtel to mtn same thing

Onyi22:
Watch and see how the bittered, broke frustrated guys on this forum will start bashing this innocent lady for saying her mind..
If I may ask, why should a lady in her normal sense date a poor broke guy talk more of having free sex with him.
Dump him, I repeat dump his useless ass if he's not boyant enough

howfar
how much over night make we bleep this night?
as you don dey sale ur own

the future is truly stinky pusssssssy

pocohantas:
14yrs old girls approached a full grown man and he is proud to say he fcked them?

Some people are really shameless and I will be very concerned if my friend can look me in the eyes to say such. It means I am a despicable human who stands for nothing. #Spits

my brother im from cross river ( yala local govt) those girls bleep for africa, kids having kids

soo sad