₦airaland Forum

Step 1...Send your girlfriend a WhatsApp message wishing her a merry Christmas requesting for Christmas money.

Step 2... Screenshot her reply and post here, let's see what you're dating.

This should be fun.

Divoc19:
Am new in Lagos. Anything outside Ipaja Agege area am lost

Lol...Lagos isn't that big o. But there are lots of cozy places to hangout provided you've got some cash to spare. You can always use Google maps for directions to locations you're not conversant with.

obajoey:
Pls I need help on a moderate gift idea for a woman/lady.

Thank you

Merry Christmas

What or who is she to you...this would help us suggest the kind of gift to get for her.

Eg. The kind of gift you'll give your female boss isn't what you'll give a female friend or girlfriend.

Divoc19:
Where is Muson Center please

It's at onikan very close to TBS

harlee:
Hi, merry Christmas to you as you read this, anyways I came visiting my mom for the celebration on the mainland,and I don't intend on staying home all day so I was wondering what fun place I could visit today,not a bar though I don't take alcohol that much,I intend visiting that park around alausa,I hope it would be worth it,I just want to be outside and feel the air away from all the troubles and wahala of the country.any ideas.and also where I wouldn't be spending much.

If you're mobile you can visit lekki conservation center for a family picnic. The road would be free today so in less than 45 minutes you should get there from the mainland.

Alternatively, you can take her to watch stage performance at the muson center...it's lovely.

Good luck and merry Christmas.

When a woman starts pressurizing you for marriage and even offers to foot half of the bills, run for your life. Cos there's something she isn't telling you about herself which you'll end up discovering too late.

HellVictorinho6:
No time for debating


No prostitute is less a person

No prostitute deserves any disease for being a prostitute

I hope you'll maintain this stand if your daughter decides to tow this path.

obembet:
All I want is the next president to be from south. Either Peter obi or Tinubu, both of them will do well. It will be a shame for us if another FULANI man rule us for another 8 yrs cos we Igbo and Yoruba hate ourselves.


See let pray for Tinubu and obi. One of them must win and they will do well.

I don't hate Tinubu, he's a great politician.

My only fear about Tinubu is his health and how the northern cabals would use it as an advantage to highjack his government.

Once he starts his medical trips, the country's leadership would be fought over by his wife and the northern cabals, this act alone would spell Doom for we Southerners cos the north would want to steer his government to favour themselves.

Truvelisback:
That work hard sha ooo. If i do that for just one day, i go sick. Infact, one day even too much, one hour self, na hell.

Lol...so you no get power.

Villagers are strong naturally, that's why two women can clear 2-5 acres of land within two days, collect their money and walk home like nothing happened.

The day I joined my cousins to cut grass in my late grandfather's compound, I developed blisters on my palm, nobody told me to drop the Cutlass.

It's their lifestyle so they're used to it, unlike we city people that are used to paying people to do things for us. So any small labour work we do, body go tell us.

obembet:
My dear, it's not about peter Obi, it seems our southern leaders are just too wicked to ourselves. Jonathan 6 yrs wasted in north thinking that he will get another 4 yrs. Same thing to amechi .. imagine wasted 8yrs without any project in south south and southeast. Amechi focus on North just cos he want to be president.

Our southern leaders are just to dump and selfish. They all care for personal Interest

That's the sad truth...we have wicked and selfish leaders.

The whole SS and SE cannot boast of any federal government project there despite the fact that over 99.9% of Nigeria's oil comes from those regions.

No good road network, no rail way system, no working port, poor health care facilities, insecurity...etc. The only development Buhari can boast of in the SE is a few KM bridge that would be tolled. Is that what we should be jubilating about?

Jonathan was a nice fellow, but was weak and felt that dancing to the tune of the northerners would secure him a re-election. Unfortunately he was wrong.

We need a president from our region that would focus on growth and development of our region. If wike had won the PDP primaries, even though I'm an Igbo I would have voted him with all my strength cos I believe he wouldn't be intimidated by anyone and would develop our region.

Peter Obi is our best bet to bring development to the SS and SE. Enough of all this northerners. Nigeria doesn't belong to them.

This is why the SE and SS should support Peter Obi. Atiku is a northerner and would continue the northern agenda if he wins. Tinubu though a Southerner, his first pirority would be the north because he would want reward them for supporting him.

Islandboi:
I am Igbo myself but I don’t understand why our Igbo girls don’t love. If they are not benefiting from the relationship one way or the other they leave that relationship.

True or genuine love is not in their dictionary. Can someone explain why is it so? Please no bashing or insults!

Not just Igbo girls...Southern girls in general.

Most of them are just husslers looking for men who would take care of them.

Islandboi:
I want to know more about mbaitoli women in imo state. Are they good or bad people? I want to marry from that side. Any useful information about them will be appreciated.

The question here is...did the girl grow up in mbaitoli?

Most Igbo girls who grew up in Lagos, Abuja, PH...etc, and can't speak Igbo behave like city girls. So whatever you heard about mbaitoli women either good or bad has nothing to do with them.

I have a friend from mbise here in Lagos, you can even sell her with Igbo language cos she doesn't understand a single word.

She told me the last time she went to her village was when she was in primary 2. So the popular rumor about killing an mbise man and sparing the snake if you happen to meet both, doesn't make any sense to her cos she doesn't even know how her village looks like.

If you love the girl in question go for her and forget about what people feel about where she's from.

HellVictorinho6:
If a male human being doesn't get married before 40....,does it mean he deserves to be called names?

There's no law in Nigeria, the Bible or the koran that says a man must get married before attaining the age of 40.

Stop allowing people's self centered opinion about marriage give you sleepless nights.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. When i was in Delta State last year, the was this dude who has this unsual strenght to work. Aside that, he is a workaholic too. The amazing part of it is that, he is not even a musclar person, he is a slim guy. Omo, dis guy go river fetch two 30Litres of water with him 2 hands carry fill like 4 to 5 drums or more. And the distance from the river to their house is a bit far. This guy go carry this water climb stairs and fill the drums.

You haven't met stone crushers in quarry sites in Ebonyi state. Whenever I go to the village I usually go and watch them. Those guys would use Dynamite to blast the pit, bring out the big rocks and crush them from morning till night with big hammers until they take the shape of gravel. Then use shovel to load the gravel inside tipper.

When I heard that their pay was 2k per day I almost wept.

Heaven knows I'd rather starve than do that kind of job.

Half bag of rice is 32 derica full bag is 64 derica. That bag there clearly isn't up to 32 derica. You've been cheated.

Lies...major causes of high rate of singles in Nigeria include the following.

1. Unemployment : Unemployment and the fear of not getting a well-paying job tops the list of reasons men run away from marital commitment.

They prefer waiting until they are financially stable to take up the roles of a husband which comes with added responsibilities.

Closely tied to this is the fact that no woman would want to get married to a jobless man who cannot take care of them and they would never touch such men with a metre long pole.

Being financially stable in Nigeria comes with a lot of responsibilities as parents, siblings and other relations would also expect you to dole out something to them at the end of the month.

2. Expensive wedding : In most Nigerian cities, getting married is so expensive that by the time one is done, he would have spent millions of Naira.

Starting from the introduction to the traditional marriage and the white wedding, some places put off their men who are ready to get married and as such, the men end up either getting married to people from other places or not getting married at all.

3. High rate of divorce : Men are often intimidated at the rate of divorce that they witness in the society where most marriages do not last beyond five years.

When they see this and get to hear testimonies from other married men who are having a torrid time in their marriages, they tend to think they could face the same if they get married.

4. No wife material The common notion among most men is the reservation that there is scarcity of ‘wife-materials’ in Nigeria. In this case, they are not referring to ladies not being in quantifiable distribution among men, what they are complaining about is that most ladies of this generation lack the necessary attributes that will qualify them for the lifetime commitment called marriage.

This is because fornication in Nigeria today is like food. You can sit at the comfort of your home and order for a girl online, for all kinds of sexual fantasy. This act scares most guys including ones who patronize these girls.

Cos they'll keep asking that question...who go marry this one?

This marriage of a thing is really confusing and scaring me...

You'll see couples smiling and posting lovely pics up and down on social media professing love for each other, and the next minute they're divorced.

Does this mean that the love and smiles were all fake? I remember when Tonto was all over Churchill, she literally worshiped him on social media, today the worst has happened to their marriage. The same Tonto has come out severally to shade Churchill.

Does it mean that love is fake, and those in marriage just smile to keep up public appearance whereas things has gone south in their home?

Can't couples settle their differences amicably without having to take the exit door at the slightest provocation?

Honestly...marriage has lost its relevance in this our generation.

Justicefighter:
Hello. Am a car dealer in the Auto section. I need a female personal assistant to work with me at Alimosho Lagos.

Age not more than 25 yrs

To work 3 times a week

Salary: 20-30k depending

Must be attractive.

Signify if interested.

If you get a board and place in front of your Auto showroom, with this advert you displayed here, you'd get dozens of applicants within 2 days to pick from.

Or if you tell people close to you to find you an honest girl who can work with you, they'd help you find.

The reality of your advertisement is that no Nigerian girl who is attractive as stated in your advert between the ages of 20- 25 years would apply online for a job of 20-30k per month, when they can earn that money in just one hook-up with a client.

The kind of girls who would fit into the salary you're offering are girls who have finished high school and awaiting admission.

Good luck anyways...it's just my opinion.

I just pity this soludo. All this ass licking he's doing would get him no where.

If he thinks pulling down his Kingsman to pease people he feels can help him becoming president after his tenure as governor elapses is the best political card to play he had better wake up.

When you discover a girl is cheating on you and you've made up your mind to breakup with her, make your decision very clear to her and severe all ties as well (block her everywhere)

I still don't understand what you were doing with her (knowing fully well that you've chosen not to continue whatever it was you guys had) to the extent of sending her 200k for business. Was her pússy that irresistible that you couldn't just move on?

And you had to run away to another state just to get away from her...pathetic!

You would be a clown to think you're the one playing her when she comfortably used your 50k to eat Nkwobi with her ex. She knows you're still emotionally attached to her that's why you can't leave and believe me, she's playing you to her advantage.

And what's with this spiritual threat you said she's using to frighten you, my dear stop being a weakling and stand by whatever decision you have made concerning her. The more you keep replying her, the more she'll try to emotionally blackmail you into doing her bidding, let her go and focus on your life!

Whereras we literally worship them here in Africa. Even our security operatives would offer protection to a white man at the expense of a tax paying citizen.

The sooner we Africans realize that whites don't give a fúck about us the better for us.

Treepower2000:
So the jumia you've been orddering things from are your family people.

Can you compare jumia a standard company with effective logistics structure to a road side online vendor whose credibility is questionable?

The way you guys reason on this forum is pathetic.

Nigerian military protects foreigners than Nigerians.

Know this and know peace. If those people were Nigerians, by now their families would have been looking for how to raise the random money.

Case study Abuja-Kaduna train incident.

JackDaAlienz:
My elder bro just got married and today he sat me down and lectured me that it is time I make move and get married.

Personally I'm a freak for sex with ladies
I'm a natural playboy and the thought of getting married is doing me somehow.
My big bro senior me with 2 years and now he has married and me I'm still waiting for the "Right One"

I don't have a high salary to maintain a family
But my big bro has sworn to support me only if i take marriage serious.

What should I do?
Should I go ahead and find a decent girl to marry since my big bro said he will sponsor everything for me?

@ bolded

If you're not financially buyouant for now, it's best you remain single. I've seen people who the church paid every penny for them to get married, from the girls bride price to the refreshments at the reception.

But reality dawned on them when they got home, obviously the church wouldn't feed you and your wife, neither would they take care of your kids. Most of them have become wife beaters due to frustration and depression.

I know your brother means well for you, but if things aren't level discard his advice for now.

There's more to marriage than a sponsored wedding.

Stephen2324:
Christmas is in 9 days , have you bought anything?

Anything like what?

Wasn't the rice inspected before payment was made? Or did you just send her money because she's a girl and you were trying to impress her. Cos I see no reason why you'll send money to a total stranger for goods in today's Nigeria and expect him/her to deliver.

It's literally impossible. The word integrity doesn't exist in the dictionary of so many Nigerians.

Marvfem:
Gooday everyone,pls how is payment on delivery done for customer in far distance, from Lagos to Port Harcourt,i will be using a logistics company ,I told him that once the goods get to him he should transfer the money to me,pls is that possible. Am also thinking maybe he should pay to the logistics company then will send the money to me.i don't just know how to go about it plssss, anyone who has done this type of transaction should pls help me.....

To save yourself from unnecessary stress, and depression, I'll highly recommend that you focus on customers within your state (PH) for now.

The disadvantage of this waybill stuff you want to do is that Nigerians are crafty and look for the slightest means to scam you.

If you pay a logistics company to send the goods to the customer in lagos, he can change his mind once the goods get delivered to him, under the guise of the goods isn't actually what he wanted. This crafty strategy would leave you in a hopeless situation because you'll have to spend another money to move the goods back to your base in PH.

So in a bid to get rid of the goods, you would find yourself accepting the ridiculous amount he would offer, because at that point, he knows you want to sell it at all cost, and with the delivery guy hurrying you that he wants to leave, you might have no choice than to accept and sell at a loss...

So like I stated earlier, focus on reaching out to customers in your base (PH) meet them one on one, if they like the goods, transaction takes place and you'll go home smiling.

Light78:
The rate at which girls go into prostitution is alarming. You see them walking on the streets naked with short bums and all that.

According to them it's Western lifestyle. This night when I was going to get dinner, I saw one in the regular buka I usually patronize. She was on bum shot, tattoos all over her body, leg chain, dyed hair, up to 6 ear rings on each ear. And I was like even if you wan do olosho business, must you broadcast it to the world, why not be coded about it.

Light78:
Where you would get shocked is when you are on your way to work, you see them going home while on a bike with a sexy outfit.

Lol..they too are going to work na. All na Hussle.

Light78:
Who do you think is responsible for what's going on with girls today?

Bad economy, nothing is working. Some of this girls have been duped, some have tried business but because of the bad economy it folded up.

Bad parenting. Most parents don't care about their kids, drunk and irresponsible fathers, useless mother's...etc.

Wrong association. When you're with the wrong crowd, no matter how godly your parents raised you to be, sooner or later, you'll become like your peers.

Religious houses. The church has failed to address promiscuity amongst women. What most of them (pastors) care about is seed, so even if the girl comes to church half naked directly from the club the pastor wouldn't mind provided she puts in a befitting offering to the Lord.

Light78:
If all the men decided to quit patronizing them, would that stop prostitution?

Every man cannot stop patronizing prostitutes. But we can encourage married men to be faithful to their wives and wives should not frustrate and nag their husbands. If this can be achieved, there would be a considerable decline in the number of males patronizing prostitutes and once that happens, girls in the trade would start looking for another line of work cos olosho wouldn't be as lucrative as before.

Light78:
Finally, who would marry the used girls,

Same men who patronized them in the past during their whóring days.

Light78:
and as a man, how will you make sure you don't marry or end up with a former or current Olosho?

By opening your eyes in any relationship you find yourself in.

Please how many constitutions does Nigeria operate with?

How can a court sentence someone to death in a country with a constitution.

The boy is a fool to have mixed pleasure with his job. You were employed to work. Rather than focus on your job, save your money and use it for something productive for yourself, you're there asking your coworker out. No girl would have the courage to ask you for money if you don't give her unnecessary attention.

If I'm the manager, I'll sack him.

ikeno:
So I was at my usual bar and lodge today relaxing with my bottle and smoke when an elderly man walked in with a bible in his hand and some leaflets.my first impression was that he came to preach the gospel or give out the leaflets.

He sat on one of the chairs and was reading some verse from the bible then 10mins later a girl not more than 15years walked in and I said within me probably his daughter that came to also preach the gospel to us that were sitting in the bar.

Lo and behold,the man got up and held the girl's hand and both of them went into one of the shortlet rooms in the bar.
This is the reason why I always stay in my house and pray even on Sundays because some of these preacher's sin are worse than the devil

The man you saw is a chronic cheat whose wife is a born again Christian.

The only reason he had for leaving the house was to lie to his wife that he's going out for evangelism, that explains his tracks and Bible, of which he'll take a detour to a motel and have a quickie with a minor.

Never allow the lifestyle of an irresponsible person affect your Christian faith.