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Obiagu1: Do you need a new slate?

Under normal conditions my response to you would have been "Mgbo piafuka gi blokos, ewu can beer", but because I'm in a great mood this morning I'll simply remind you that most of your superiors who currently rule you people, used slates in primary schools.

Obiagu1: Yeah, that will be after 2015.
If an Igboman succeeds GEJ, then it can revert back to Never Allow an Igboman Rule Again.

What is the meaning of this post of yours?

Biko, does any of our security agencies have divisions who deal clandestinely with natural security matters? If so, we'd be most graceful if certain characters are made to disappear and simply go away.

In another abuse of his moderator duties, Ikenna351 has resorted to stalking. The said stalking is indicative of an unstable state of mind. SMH

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Ikenna351: Anyone that repents from posting provocative comments against any tribe in Politics section, then i will un-follow the member. Its your call.

Ikenna

Ikenna, I challenge you to provide a link to a provocative comment against any tribe I've made in the politics section since you've become a moderator, since that is your criterion for following members. If you cannot do that, stop following me immediately.

Seun and Mukina2, I am formally reporting Ikenna351 to you for accusing me of "making provocative comments about any tribe". I demand a link to such a comment that warrants his "following" me - note his reason for following members in his copied post, above. Attempting to intimidate forumites should be against one rule or the other. Stop this mess before it gets out of hand.

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dayokanu: Admin, Moderators and Supermod,

I want to make a formal complaint.

Our elders say Ere kini aja n ba ekun se? Which kain play tiger dey follow dog play, They also said Aluwala Ologbo ona ati ko eran je ni (All the niceness-The ablution of a cat is a to find a way to steal meat from the pot)



I checked my profile now and I saw Ikenna is already following me, www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

Or is there anyone who can help me cast Ifoju orun(Heavenly blindness) on him. So that he would see my posts and pass over

There are 1 million other people on this forum why e dey follow me. Ileke Idi never follow me, Ogugua never follow me, Achukwunet never follow me, freecocoa never follow me, All the fine girls never follow me na Ikenna come dey follow me.

If you wan ban me just talk now jare


That awkward moment when you wan carry expo aka orijo/dodo, or spy someone elses work for exam hall and the invigilator comes to sit by your side.

Oso ile deyin leyin mi o ba deyin, Aje ile dehin leyin mi o ba dehin, Ikenna dehin leyin mi o nitoripe Afopina to lohun o pa fitila ara e ni o pa

So this man funny like this?

Tolexander: Why on earth will i edit the news i copied and paste.

Can't believe you are so myopic to the extent that you are so ignorant that a news from an online paper could be edited.

So you meant the administrator that moved the topic to the homepage is so naive of his responsibility and clueless to the extent that he couldn't verify a news from the source before moving a very sensitive news to the homepage.
That is a direct slap on Seun Osewa if you refused to acknowledge that.

Anyway, that is the major problem nigeria is facing, giving the mantle of leadership to a clueless zoologist.
SMH

Ikenna351 clearly erred in this matter. Due to his prejudice and unadmitted tribalistic characteristic, he jumped the gun and stuck his foot in his mouth. In the process of doing so, he found a way to imply that the supermod who put the post in question, on the front page, irresponsible and incompetent, since if you believe Ikenna the supermods did not do any due diligence. Ikenna insulted OAM4J similarly a few weeks ago.

Ikenn351, be a matured boy and apologize to Tolexander and the supermods.

Iken clearly erred in this matter

Does this forum display your total number of likes, if so where? una get time o.

I sincerely hope that this news is accurate. Most of us would like proven performers such as Fashola and others to become our next President, but I am sorry to say that even the most progressive of them will be unable to function effectively given the deep rooted, institutionalized corruption, which exist in the country.

Truth be told, we need a selfless, fearless, and upright Buhari to help cleanse the system and make way for the kind of leader we deserve, four years later. One does not need to be a genius to see this.

So why da heck is it still costing me approx 160 to buy $

To get to the bottom of this heinous crime, opponents of Amnesty, including politicians and higher ranking members of JTF should be looked at very closely.

Mehnn, I can't find the right combination of words to express what I love about my people. I simply love them unconditionally - must be the agape kind.

Hate them or love them, these men were gracious on this occasion.

There is nothing worse than hair of dead people and other forms of fake hair on an otherwise beautiful lady, in her attempt to beautify herself. Toke would look more beautiful to me if she gets rid of that fake hair, wears low cut hair, get rid of the heavy facial, but address her lips with appropriate amount of lipstick.

The very Oyibo people she is attempting to look like, actually believe that she'd be more beautiful with a low cut African look, if she is naturally not hairy. SMH

We Nigerians typically do not understand that mental illnesses can be cured and that is one of the reasons why mentally ill people litter our streets running around nak ed.

Why would a sane person do that with a freaking bird when N500 can get the real deal if you are not picky?

Eko Ile, stop doctoring and cooking already cooked up items, buddy. I bet you are an expert in fideo editing.

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Ah Ah!! Dr. Yakubu Gowon, sebi we all know that victims of piracy do not make money from the pirated product, additionally Achebe is no longer with us. e be like say na gloat you dey gloat o.

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We are the most precious and amazing people in the whole wide world. We will soon wake up and find that the whole country is gone.

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sakaguchi: I guess I'm completely being misunderstood here, I don't hold any apologia with boko haram and their ideologies, I have NEVER and would NEVER support what they stand for, what they do and how they set about doing it. What I said was that "their gallantry is commendable"
I would prefer that to be the attribute and characteristic of the Nigerian security forces but alas it is not. It is very embarrassing how these terrorists bring out the sprinter in our security men especially the police whenever they exchange fire. In so many occasion, they attack police stations, police barracks and now military barracks and get away with weapons and armoury, and ofcourse uniforms with relative ease because these supposed security men have deserted their post and fled for their lives. Is that how we intend to surmount this insurgency. The American government are fighting Alqaeda in the mountains of Afghanistan and I tell you, the terrorist are the side that retreat and "run" so to say, not the US army. Even in Mali, the government soldiers deserted their post and fled for their lives until the ingress of France into the picture, then, the soldiers confront and the terrorist retreated back into the desert. My question still stands,
How will Jonathan learn how this terrorist instill bravery in their men so that the same can be done to our security and then, the FG would be the winning side in this duel?

Ignore the mischief makers, your points are well taken.

[quote author=Ogbuefi_Negro]what is the total number of guests at this wedding?[/quote]Son of a beetch!!! What a question!!

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Great thread

This is a disgrace!!! Amnesty efforts must be stepped up - we need to cut our losses now.

Seun and Mukina2, For the love of God, free Dede1. His positive contributions to this section far outweigh his minor infractions.

Go after the known habitual bigots instead. There is nothing wrong with tribalism, bigotry is the problem. Dede1 is no bigot.

PointB: The MODs should please free Dede1.

It's a great disservice to his contributions to shackle him using a one man rule. Na wa oo

Seconded.

naijaking1: Police declaring Saraki wanted is just the first step, I'm sure Erastus Akingbola would love to help them out.
Bye the way, all roads lead to Sanusi L Sanusi the man who was recommended by Saraki, the man who appointed Alabi, and the man under whose watch Saraki's billion naira debates were somehow forgaven by Alabi using the bank Akingbola built. How many people have their #29 billion naira debts "written off"?
How much more can one become a criminal?

Nwanne, how body?

You seem to be bent on implicating Sanusi in this mess and by extension, GEJ himself. If your claims are correct, then Saraki singlehandedly made GEJ to appoint Sanusi CBN governor. Saraki also made the senate to confirm Sanusi. Do you now see why you should not take the words of Erastus as gospel - Erastus Akingbola will say anything to save himself from the jail term which awaits him.

Those of you who continue to claim that Sanusi was not qualified for the CBN job must be daft. How can a unqualified man serve with distinction and be recognized internationally? mumus

PapaBrowne: I don't think Aganga is responsible for the wrong information. I think our journalist are the problem. You see this same problem anytime they have to convert large figures from dollars to Naira. Trust me, many people don't know that it is as simple as multiplying the dollar figure by the exhange rate and you'll get the Naira figure. I see people face this simple maths challenge every time. Sadly, journalists should know better but they dont.

My brother, there are quite a few holes in the said report and I agree with you that bad journalism may be responsible for many of them. The specific issue I had a problem with was a quote from Aganga himself. I suppose the journalists may have misquoted Aganga here as well, but I doubt that.

Eziachi na agba oku (Eziachi is on fire) !!!!

It is refreshing to read posts by Akainzo, PapaBrowne, Neo-XVI, and others which point out obvious discrepancies with the report and Aganga's claims, without resorting to the customary servile flattery exhibited by GEJ goons and PDP jobbers, who know themselves.

If a majority of Nigerians can state and believe, without reservations, that "they are better off today than they were say, 2 years ago" then development would have arrived.

gtrust: ndu_chucks:

You are fully aware that the 3rd component you mentioned (CBN defending the Naira!) is where people looking for Dollars to import goods go to!
So, if people are not importing then the demand for dollars declines and hence the Naira appreciates and ofcourse the foreign reserve will grow.
It is very elementary and very clear even from your own write-up!

Men, Nigeria is our ONLY coountry oh!
Try your best to help build!

You are yet to prove to me that Aganga's statement was not a lie. Show me how his claim foreign reserves was increased by N4.2tn according to his statement: "That was a decrease of about 43 per cent in savings of more than N4.2tn, which has gone to the increase in the foreign reserves of our country"

Mind you, I am not saying that the decrease in the value of import has zero effect. I am simply calling his gross exaggeration a blatant lie. You are yet to prove me wrong, buddy.

@taharqa, it must be sad to be you It does not take a genius to see the blatant exaggeration in Aganga's statement which jobbers like you would routinely accept, hook, line, and sinker.