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Politics › Re: Kano Prince, Mustapha Ado Bayero, Marries 2 Wives On Same Day (Photos) by nedekid: 5:44pm On Jun 26, 2022

Nice one.
Our Niger delta money being put to good use.

Politics › Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by nedekid: 2:41pm On Jun 26, 2022

naija4life247:
Okay.

The Chicago State University already confirmed that you schooled and graduated from the university with Honours.

That's enough for us. Anyone who did not go through Primary and Secondary education cannot survive the rigors of the university studying Business Administration with Accounting option and graduating as a prize winner.

The above is in contrast to a dummy that study a useless course Philosophy and graduated with a 3rd Class. If he has tried studying Sciences, or Engineering or Accounting like Tinubu, the useless idiot would have been expelled in 100 level for awful performance

Dont mind them jare, they are common wailers.
Tinubu should shut them up by providing the transcripts he used to gain admission into the Chicago state university.

Politics › Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by nedekid: 2:18pm On Jun 26, 2022

MrBlock:
Let's see how many of you here would still have your primary and secondary school certificates 40 years from now.

Quite a disappointing statement from you.
I misplaced all my documents 25 years ago. But I assure you if I need them tomorrow I will go to the primary
and secondary schools I attended, I will go to waec, ministry of education for common entrance records, visit uni ibadan, nysc etc and produce all my documentation.
My papa sef, close to 80, I assure you will find records of his schooling and produce it.
For Tinubu to give such cock and bull story shows there is "kleg" somewhere.

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Politics › Re: Your Incitement Cannot Save Oyetola - PDP Mocks Abdullahi Adamu by nedekid: 8:02am On Jun 26, 2022

Oluwadare316:
i don't think so cos i'm serving in osun presently.

Seriously? Maybe you are in the wrong place.
The impression I have is that the streets is lined with gold. Why, the few people I know that got appointments there, the kind of "owo" they control now ehh, no be small thing.
Sapa don leave their generation.

Politics › Re: Your Incitement Cannot Save Oyetola - PDP Mocks Abdullahi Adamu by nedekid: 7:06am On Jun 26, 2022

Haywhysat:
And who told you osun people are suffering? All these Ade dancer fanboys self. We don't want Ade Jackson in our state.

They can never be suffering. Osun state I think is the richest state in the country. Why? Folks that work there or have appointments have gotten so rich, even those in rivers state, no reach them.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by nedekid: 7:01am On Jun 26, 2022

okewumi:
I watch the video, pls do so. Africa is different

Yeah, different as in you have people that want tk create a mystique about about their jobs.
Same Nigeria when an airforce paratrooper was interviewed on nta and said when they jump out if the aircraft, they see angels flying, they chill in the clouds, there is chair, table in the clouds and they sometimes stop for tea. Lolz

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by nedekid: 12:33am On Jun 26, 2022

Olastep1:
Give me 50million dollars

If they will pay $50m, don't you think 200m Nigerians will all sign up to be morticians?

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor: Don't Sell My Phone. I Will Pay You 3 Times + Scholarship by nedekid: 3:59pm On Jun 25, 2022

NwaNimo1:
Your sex video's and other abominations are currently uploading.......dem plenty!

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Ashawo, wives and young girls full your contacts.....consider them gone!

you dey offer 3 times wetin?

Persin weh get sex video go tell you not to flash him phone?

Family › Re: My In-laws Driving Me Nuts by nedekid: 1:46pm On Jun 25, 2022

viceddy95:
How which she was your sister, will you do same thing to her even though she spends years there..
No single respect for your husband's family

Madam make peace with your in-laws, don't come to social media looking for support in the name of advice....

Your husband just traveled abroad and you want to start turning him against his family already...

The wife's siblings will always be better welcomed, that is the way it is.
The man's sister is better off going to her own sister home.

Politics › Re: UK Attorney General To Decide If Ekweremadus’ Trial Will Go Ahead by nedekid: 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2022

doctore212:
Just got my salary alert now.

Am going to Ikpu Ocha hotel in Akwa to spend the weekend with my premium olosho.

I can't come and kill myself

Oboy, you only live once, enjoy yah self. grin

Food › Re: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by nedekid: 1:33pm On Jun 25, 2022

Kingkyle1:
Grape and apples

Correct guy.
That is what is reigning for me presently.
Just got 2k apples and 3k grapes this morning, washed and currently being chilled. grin

Properties › Re: Part Of My Farmland's Fence Fell Down For The 2nd Time (Photos) by nedekid: 1:22pm On Jun 25, 2022

FalseProphet1:
I see dwarf demons living under that fence, I see them pushing down the fence whenever you erect it, you will have to anoint your fence with palm oil, so that the dwarf demons can stop pushing down your fence and start fighting each other on who will lick the oil.

This I have seen.

Did you see the ops name?

Properties › Re: Part Of My Farmland's Fence Fell Down For The 2nd Time (Photos) by nedekid: 1:17pm On Jun 25, 2022

donbrowser:
First change your username. Half of your problem is solved

Crime › Re: Family Suspects Foul Play As Akwa Ibom Man Dies After Meal With Lover by nedekid: 1:12pm On Jun 25, 2022

Aniluvreal:

Smelling women pusssssssssy killing men from time immemorial

Akwa Ibo ie calabar chicks kongo no de smell oh, them de train them from small how to maintain am.
Them fit shine person now, 20 min later then come shine you and you no go notice. grin

Politics › Re: What Does Asiwaju Mean? by nedekid: 9:34am On Jun 25, 2022

Na my pikin name be that oh.

Politics › Re: Nigerians ‘Consume’ 2bn Litres Of Petrol In 28 Days by nedekid: 7:11am On Jun 25, 2022

Only, I thought it was 100 gazillion per day.
Indiara undecided

Politics › Re: Gunmen Kidnap 22 Farmers In FCT by nedekid: 11:17pm On Jun 24, 2022

Fulani must stay in the forest as they are Nigerians no matter where they come from as they have no boarders. From Mali to Niger, futa jalon, whereever, they are welcomed with their cows and Ak 47. Give them ruga paid for with fgn funds and locate them in all the geopolitical zones. Try anything, army, airforce, navy, vio, fire service will decend on you.
Those that supported, voted for or imposed this Fulani gov in us 7 years ago have themselves to blame.
A gov that could use 1.4b to buy 10 bullet proof landcruisers for Niger Republic, while Nigerians a dying of hunger.

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Nairaland General › Re: Naija Ladies. Why Do You Not Wear This Nice Underwear Any Longer? by nedekid: 10:01pm On Jun 24, 2022

No be shimee be that?
Who remember coastae? grin

Crime › Re: Police Parade 22 Suspected Thugs In Niger State (Photos) by nedekid: 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2022

This country is in problem ohh, see fit looking young men, most certainly illiterates and unemployed.
Ticking time bomb.
Abi are these the folks someone said should be put in the army? Fed with agbado in the morning, cassava in the evening, yam or kunu and fura in the evening. grin

Politics › Re: Govt Shares $322.5m Abacha Loot To 1.9m Nigerians by nedekid: 4:37pm On Jun 24, 2022

Stargangz:
Sebi our population na 200m+ , make dem give each person $1m nah, d money go still remain around $100m. Dis govment people no go die well, money wey be say dem don share among themselves tey tey

Lolz.
Maths is not your thing, stick to music grin

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Politics › Re: Govt Shares $322.5m Abacha Loot To 1.9m Nigerians by nedekid: 4:34pm On Jun 24, 2022

I think this administration will break the world records as the most corrupt since the beginning of civilisation.
I don't know how to analysis this. Abi is it gross incompetence?
You shared $300m to poor people giving them ₦5k each.
Wow!
See, if you voted for the heardsman 7 years ago, you are responsible in full for the current state of the country. Full blame must also be placed on the character that imposed this fellow on us.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by nedekid: 3:01pm On Jun 24, 2022

Konjiboii:
Nigeria dead bodies no dey stay one place and too dey vex so I will reject it, assuming say na UK ehn you fit consider , UK dead body go dey play with your hair and bake cookies for you.

Lolz

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by nedekid: 3:00pm On Jun 24, 2022

Shyboyk:
Person way don die una turn him head to toy and ash tray …it is well

Lolz,
No injure me with laugh abeg grin

Health › Re: Nurse Locks Doctor Up At Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital (vid) by nedekid: 2:58pm On Jun 24, 2022

Otunbakayce:
So says an auxillary nurse who doesn't know the difference between "There and Their".

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by nedekid: 1:18pm On Jun 24, 2022

Blaqroman0000:
fairy tales you say.. I pity you.
Try and get a job in a mortuary and don't fortify or save some charm around you...

Thats when you will know that most dead people still patrol

When I was in UI, I stayed on amina way, just by anatomy.
When they brought new medical students, all young and scared, they the lock them in the theater with lots of bodies. They then turn off the light with the doors shut. They scream etc. You know what, after sometime they all get use to it.
See, from my room then, I will see eg a young girl studing, examining cadavas at 2 am. Only her in a room full of over 10 dead bodies! No fear, nothing.
Infact the medical students in the room next door all had "parts" in their rooms.
My gf then too was a medico, she had bones or skulls.
Guess what? my ash tray for cigar was, a skull scalp from a dead body!
I am not saying supernatural things might not happen, but to those medical students, there was nothing like that.
Infact there was one skull in the room we use to tap the head. It was like a play thing ie a toy in the room.

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Politics › Re: ICPC Found N1.85 Billion In Buratai's House, Office - Sahara Reporters by nedekid: 12:51pm On Jun 24, 2022

KingofAnambra:
I don't know why ICPC is always going after small thieves like Buratai but ignore the big thieves like Pandora Peter Obi. Why?

Why are you spreading false news for God's sake?
Money was found in that apartment complex, a couple of notable people stay there, efcc decided to search those flats. Obi's was one of them. He was not in the country but sent his keys over.
They searched and according to the report, more of his wife's personal items were the contents of the flat.
The $43m was later discovered to belong to the former director of NIA. Our version of Cia. The owner of the apartment.

Crime › Re: Meet Daughter Of Ike Ekweremadu, Sonia Who Needed Kidney Transplant (Photos) by nedekid: 12:42pm On Jun 24, 2022

Aniluvreal:

Using Nigerian money stolen by the father to club, eat junks , drink and smoke has finally destroyed this one kidney.

Bring Sonia to me let me Bleep her endlessly now that the thing is not worst , she'll be alright through my healing dick

Hmm, do you have kids?

Politics › Re: ADC Nominates Tonto Dikeh As Deputy Governorship Candidate In Rivers by nedekid: 11:12am On Jun 24, 2022

Abi oh.
If a Commedian and actor can become the president of a whole country. Why can't Tonto be a deputy governor?
The only issue is that they might take real life issue as friction, acting. See the Commedian and Ukraine. War, deaths, destruction etc.

Politics › Re: FG Hints At Salary Increase For Civil Servants, Uncovers ‘5,000’ Ghost Workers by nedekid: 9:09am On Jun 24, 2022

Good news with salary increase. But can someone knowledgeable explain the impact with inflation?
Furthermore, why bore us with 5000 ghost workers? What should we do as citizens? You are the same government entrusted with running civil service, your incompetence brought in the workers, you are now telling us you bleeped up?
Naija can taya person. undecided

Crime › Re: Border Patrol Team Hands Over 2 Suspects Arrested With $285,000 To EFCC by nedekid: 7:23am On Jun 24, 2022

realstars:
They must be investigated and the money seized.

Why naa?
Abi is it our currency they are taking out? Since when did dollar become Nigerian naira? grin

Politics › Re: Ned Nwoko: Labour Party Needs Control Of States To Make Obi President by nedekid: 6:57am On Jun 24, 2022*

MonkeyMods:
And who asked for your opinion this tortoise looking pedophile?

You should be in jail in saner climes and not dishing out unsolicited advice and comments in cyberspace

What crime has nwoko commited in your opinion that should land him in jail in saner climes?

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Travel › Re: Nigeria's Revenue From Train Services Increased By 199% To ₦6.1bn In One Year by nedekid: 6:53am On Jun 24, 2022

MEGA4BILLION:
Does the increase in train revenue stops FG from indiscriminate borrowing?
Or
Will the generated revenue pay off the Chinese debt incurred in the name of rail construction

What they should have released also is the operating cost. Profit and loss.
That amount generated cannot even pay for diesel not to talk of salaries, maintenance, service of debt etc.

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