When I saw Kyari on the headline, I nearly fainted. But going through the first two lines, I saw another idiot Kyari instead.

After setting ablaze the evidence.

Hmmmm
The thing don find Buhari go their village.
Rest In Peace Doc

Admitted to public hospital and not ASO ROCK.

U people should not return back.
By the way, where is Air Peace!? They are the only one that can bring our citizens back from abroad, Now Abba Kyari is dead.

When u hear say Tunde is Corona virus positive, and Tunde danced with Funke, and Funke drank Amaka juice and u kissed Amaka.

Hmmmm!

Kyari will be better than u.

Nigerian weapon is now going to Chad free of Chad.
Buhari will replace them for his terrorists.

Please help us burst Fulani herdsmen warehouse, we decided beg.

U didn't buy ace mask for my grandma in the village o.
Don't cause casala

Stupid people!
Shooting a goalkeeper in his hand. What do u want him to use and catch ball?
U stole his watch and want to end his career.

Buy razor blades and scratch it well. Very sweet experience I suppose. Corona itchiness.


Anyway
Eat bitter cola and alligator pepper for a week and be free.
But don't Bleep anyhow again.
Now go and be free

Eko Onibaje

alfredilly:


Sunny Ade has many cool song even before switching the high pitch instrumentalities.

Iwaju lo lo ko yi nwami lo,
Eyin Sha lo lo ko yi nwami lo
Mio mo, mio mo ye o, mi o mo.

Or songs likes,
Aye le ma saka, fi won sile, let them say.

alfredilly:


Stop rubbish. Sunny Ade and obey are contemporaries, singing almost the same style but sunny incorporate more instrumental to his song. He is a master guitarist and music critics see his song as more rich in note and dynamic. The first Nigerian to be nominated for Grammy. No be beans.

He makes noise.
How transformer!

U don't need to push Aba boys like ur are doing at Anambra before they do the needful.
Just give aback boys money and get the supplies in two days time. Who cares about OKEZIE the MGBADA

The only highlife musician in Yoruba land. His beats moves the head. Not this self acclaimed Yoruba highlife king, King Sunny Ade KSA, whose beats are MGBATI MGBATI!!!!! Spoiling some peoples eardrums.

If they do same in Aba, before they will get to 20kilometer, the vehicle will still sink. No road in Aba...

Painful words are truly painful but they are what made some of us what we are today.

Shout out to those who took the courage to tell me those painful words.
I AM VERY MUCH GRATEFUL

EPITAPH! smelling

carbon1224:




Your rent expires 17/03/2020 and he is correct and there is more to this. That’s exactly 12month

How correct please?


He paid in May 31st for instance and moved in on June 1st, so his rent should expire April 31st? Please make me understand

ehmmy11:


This advice no get price for market

Na man you be...

Fear Girls.
Read more of LEAH and RACHEL the two sisters and also wives of JACOB, u will know that no woman send u. Them no even send their papa to the extent RACHEL the sweetheart of JACOB stole the popsi image.

Girls are strange and u must be strange to survive them.

Jacqueline22:
Simple fashion
I wear plenty of it

Permit me to call u idiot!
And according to imam of peace. Idiot is a description.

Ones again, Idiot

Let me tell u how I left me ex. Very simple.

We were real lovers and she trusted me with her soul which she and her friend confirmed to me that I was extraordinary. But who extra ordinary help when a woman is a woman?
I supported her even to her admission. Her attitudes prior her admission became annoying that my BP was something daisy owing that we came from a long way.
However, after her admission, I immediately freed her. No calls and no text.
There was a reason for that. We have had traffic jam experience like u just did now where I noticed that I can't WIFE her as I had in mind REGARDLESS of the love I have for her.

Though it was tough. It affected me all round and my family didn't know we weren't together up until after a year. Funny enough. The girl that doesn't chat me up neither did we call, will always go to my room in my family house and pass NIGHTS THERE. U can see that women can bewitch u just to have u as SUBSTITUTE or LAST RESORT.
One day my mum called me that my ex went to market with her. The girl that hasn't spoken to her guy for almost a year.
That day, I called her friend that has been trying to fix the broken relationship to tell her about her friends stupid acts... She (her friend) encouraged me to call her and tell her to stay off from my family house and she will as well call her to tell her same.
And I called her and SHOUTED on her that she had to give like 5km off my house.


Love is there but summon courage and push her off. She is gone since and u are just her SUBSTITUTE and LAST RESORT in case all her games fail.
WARNING! Be wise! If she gets pregnant today and everyone she has met deny her, OMO U DONE MARRY with another man pikin be that.....
But to be safe EMOTIONALLY, check out those ladies that admire u and give one a chance, maybe ur wife might be any of them. Do this before pushing her out so that the space could be filled.

I encourage u still chat her up and when u are through with fixing urself with another girl, invite her out for a date and appear there at her table.
That is the best evidence and surprise to pay her. She will probably say goodbye by herself because she has already gone but with the move, u become the winner.
Thanks and goodluck

classicfrank4u:


Four additions as in

As in habits that have eaten deep and is bad. Call it ADDICTION!

I must confess! This lockdown is not good for people of my category that stay alone.
Now I have four additions to battle with in 14 days. I can't choose one against the other. But when I go out, I could manage only one unconsciously.

HenryDion:
I don't understand, you mean someone cannot masturbate peacefully in his house again? If I were you and I barged in on him wanking, I will respectfully apologize and get the fuxk out asap.

But due to the lack of respect you children of this generation have, they would want to even advise their grandpa.

If I were your elder brother, I would have given you a thunderous slap that will reset your brain.

Masturbation is healthy, as long as it doesn't affect his social life or job.

Secondly, it is not a sin since the Bible made no mention of masturbation. Stop this holier than thou attitude, cause your kind has some weird sex fetish that often disgusts.

Even if it is a sin, is it his sin?

People masturbate at 70 but God forbid.
U want to tell ur parents.
Do u know whether ur elder brother would have had more elder brothers if ur dad didn't a masturbate?


My advice is simple. Ur brother, like most of the masturbators in this life need help. And to help him is, first: to shut up ur damn mouth. Second: to look for a way to let him allow u to be sleeping with him in his room. Masturbation needs privacy but with u appearing where he is will reduce his engagement. Then third: u convince him to settle down. I tell u something. Masturbation makes aan not too confident to have a wife. Because masturbation arose from many reasons which one is women disrespect and waywardness.

Follow my advice and win ur brothers trust for helping him out.

Warri no de SIT AT HOME

The virus will go back to China to remain there with them. They want to end the living. This is really a chemical weapon for ww3

Omo!
Kilode?

See #50 bread for two weeks. I can't even give my opposition parties this or my enemy.

Anyway, God is good

Hmmmmm.
Ask your father or more some questions that deal with IKWU! there are some IKWU (lineage) that cousins not related by IKWU BOND could marry. Like the KA(OGBO) people like OHAFIA, Edda, Abam, Arochukwu, etc, where there IKWU are from the mother side can marry their cousins from the father's side. Although, it is rare. And when that is not the case, it becomes a taboo.
However, I believe that u should buy ur brother his brand of beer and get one for urself. When u start drinking, bring up the topic. But start with a story that end with a brother having affairs with a sister that didn't end well and rather brother shame to the family. So start forming a story now. When he provokes (which he might probably do) calm him down to assure him u got his back but, tell him that people from the compound are asking him who ur cousin is and after telling them that she is ur cousin they will start murmuring. Sha present it mature for him and he will reason with u.
However, if they are of same IKWU like I stated earlier. Call ur mum immediately to put a stop to it.
Call daddy instead, if u have him alive

Wahala

They look like super eagles players on substitute on bench with their coach.


Amadioha should visit the driver to enable him speak the truth.