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PoliticsRe: You May Never Be A Billionaire If You Were Born Between 1974 And 1984 by norrisman: 9:00pm On Oct 06, 2011
I didnt know Dbanj, Tuface e.t.c were now billionaires o! Article was about billionaires in Nigeria so Google guys and Facebbok boy are not in scope. Instead of binding and yabbing the writer of the article why dont you give us some points to negate his assertions.

People that willl become billionaires wont come on Nairaland to bind writers with fire or confess in Jesus name that they will bebnillionaires. Instead, they would be working on projects that will make them billionaires.
ComputersRe: Toshiba Makes The Best Laptops. by norrisman: 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2011
My Satellite U400 - 13T is still going strong 3 years on apart from the odd case of virus/ trojan infection which McAfee couldnt stop. Nothing Malwarebytes couldnt sort out though.  cool  grin
PoliticsRe: Newly Installed Cctv In Enugu by norrisman: 10:22am On Oct 06, 2011
Good quality pictures and hopefully will deter crime.

But I do not understand why this has made the news or why a governor of a state should be credited witht the installation of mere CCTV.
PhonesRe: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by norrisman: 6:28pm On Oct 05, 2011
@ Coogar

Native - Google Voice

Market - Shoutout, Voictext e.t.c
CareerRe: Would You Leave Paid Employment To Start A Business? by norrisman: 3:03pm On Oct 05, 2011
Sir Freddy Laker did it and went bankrupt!
PhonesRe: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by norrisman: 1:26pm On Oct 05, 2011
coogar:
hehe. . . . .google voice me arse!

you mean samsung galaxy can also take dictation? convert words spoken into text messages?
you mean samsung galaxy can take orders like - tell donspony i am running late - and siri writes it in text and sends it to you?

come on - apple is god!
Please tell me you are joking! There are many native and market android apps that do the things you listed above and more! LWKMD
EducationRe: Uk College Caught Selling Fake Degrees To Foreign Students by norrisman: 1:17pm On Oct 05, 2011
The college is run by the Rayat-Bahra Group and the chairman is Nirmal Singh Rayat.
EducationRe: Uk College Caught Selling Fake Degrees To Foreign Students by norrisman: 1:10pm On Oct 05, 2011
This wasnt a UK university! just a private for profit company parading itself as a college. If you go and check the facts chances are that the school is/was run by one of our African brothers/sisters or not too distant cousins,the Asians.
TravelRe: Uk About To Axe Permanent Residence Permit For Legal Immigrants by norrisman: 3:20pm On Oct 04, 2011
@ Duduspace

The UAE has no route to settlement, How come many people including Nigerians choose to go and live there? Skilled people will go where their skills are required even if there is no route to settlement. settlement is just a bonus that was thrown in. It is all about using you skills to earn a decent wage and not a way to settle in another man country.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Miss If You Were To Leave Nigeria? by norrisman: 9:44am On Oct 04, 2011
I miss real suya
TravelRe: Uk About To Axe Permanent Residence Permit For Legal Immigrants by norrisman: 9:30am On Oct 04, 2011
Thanks Shollymata

Isnt it a disgrace that we are here arguing about whether another country's immigration policy is fair or not. It is their country and they can do as they please. In the UAE, you can live there for 100 years if you like, you will never become a citizen. In Nigeria you have to have lived there for 15 years. I wish they werent changing the law as it will affect my family members if it passes but we need to wake up and smell the coffee, It is their country and they can do as they please. they are under no obligation to open their borders to anyone.

I do not envisage many people in foras in countries like Denmark, Canada, Japan discussing this issue. If only we had completely independent regions instead of that contraption called Nigeria and those regions were prosperous, we would not even be discussing this.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Writes British Prime Minister On Exodus Of Nigerian Students To Uk by norrisman: 3:43pm On Oct 03, 2011
Naija pepole have lost it completely. Does Superhero Fashola need the permission of the UK's Immigration minister to improve the standards of LASU? All this is cheap talk. If he really had any concerete plans he would have started it at the begining of his first term (Education is very important) and not wait till quarterway though his second term and make a silly announcement during the vistit of a junior UK minister. If LASU is up to approved standards, you wont have to preach to people to go there. People rate Lagos Business School and are willing to pay to go there. Do the same for LASU. Let private individuals who have an interest partner with British Universities if they so wish. Fashola should be ashamed of himself for making such a silly statement.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Foil Boko Haram’s Fresh Bid To Bomb Abuja by norrisman: 4:40pm On Oct 01, 2011
How dumb are Nigerians that are celebrating? I seriously doubt the membership of Boko Haram is up to a thousand yet in one day, the security operatives rounded up 920 (maybe 950 depending on which story you believe) of them. I am sure 99.9% of the people that are being held are innocent.
BusinessRe: Would You Buy A Car With A Bank Loan? by norrisman: 4:31pm On Oct 01, 2011
I dont understand this phobia for debt, I guess it is a Naija thing. I cant remember properly but I can only imagine I must have shared the same ant-debt sentiments when I was in Naija. Life is for the living and as long as you take a loan that is within your means you should be fine. The only thing I have against car loans in Nigeria is the exorbitant borrowing rates, Up to 25% in some instances! Now thats crazy.

I took a car loan 2 years ago with an interst rate of 5.9%. I only have a year left and at the end I would have paid just over £3000 in interest. Life like I said is for the living and that amount is a price I am willing to pay since I know myself and I am not disciplined enough to save up the amount required to buy the car outright over 3 years but I know if I take a oan, I must pay it back otherwise my credit suffers.
PoliticsRe: Customs Arrest Container With Gun, Ammunition In Port Harcourt by norrisman: 7:26am On Oct 01, 2011
How do you arrest a container?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In Diaspora : How Will You Celebrate Our Independence? by norrisman: 7:08am On Oct 01, 2011
Nigeria is a contraption created by the white man. Nothing wrong with celebrating Osun day or New yam in the east but celebrating Nigeria is just an insult to the hundreds of thousand of people living a hard time in that God forsaken cesspit!
PoliticsRe: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by norrisman: 12:36pm On Sep 29, 2011
Are homosexuals 'worse' than polygamists. Who made these mofos the moral police? Many of them are polygamists. I wonder why they are not debating criminalising that practise as well. As panda said, same sex relationships are already criminalized so I cant understand why they are even debatting this same sex marriage issue. Our reps and senators just watch CNN and Sky News and follow follow what they see them doing in the US senate and UK parliament. In these 2 countries, homosexualism isnt a crime which gave rise to to people in same sex relationships clamouring for the same marriage rights as heterosexual couples hence the debates they had in these countries. There is absolutely no need to debate it in Nigeria as the relationship which could have led anyone to thinking of same sex marriage is already outlawed.
PoliticsRe: Fashola donates Laptops to outstanding students of UNILAG by norrisman: 10:54am On Sep 29, 2011
Ans to previous trivia ques = 13.

Can anyone identify the dullard of the class who Fashola didnt give a laptop
FamilyRe: 3 Caeserian Sections, 3 Girls -Should I attempt a 4th? by norrisman: 10:47am On Sep 29, 2011
@ Okeyxyz

I am sure The Clintons and The Bushes who have 1 and 2 daughters repectively have more than enough money to 'manufacture' a boy child. There must be a good reason why they didnt.
FamilyRe: 3 Caeserian Sections, 3 Girls -Should I attempt a 4th? by norrisman: 10:14am On Sep 29, 2011
In 2011 'educated' people are still looking for boy or girl. SMH. God don bless you with 3 healthy children and you are still greedy. spare a thought for those that can even conceive for one.
PhonesRe: Unregistered Sim Cards Set To Be Barred By NCC by norrisman: 10:10am On Sep 29, 2011
Sim registration huh LMFAO

Does this mean from today new sim cards will only be sold to people who provide registartion details? how will this work when I believe you can literally by a sim card from any reseller.
PoliticsRe: Oyo Releases ₦30m For Burial Of Ex-governor by norrisman: 9:54am On Sep 29, 2011
This is a good move to give our former governor a befitting burial. If it was that Akala, he would have released up to N300 million. Any decent burial in Nigeria costs a lot of money not to talk of that of a former governor. Remember things like MIC casket, aso-ebi, cows, foodstuffs e.t.c are very expensive and a very large turnout is to be expected. Also all roads into the town and to be family home will have to be graded and tarred by the family. This also costs a lot of money.

UP ACN and Up Ajimobi tongue grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Do Women Deserve This Kind Of Equality. Funny Video. Must Watch by norrisman: 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2011
That policeman is my hero!
CrimeRe: 3 Female Uniben Students Tortured By Boys by norrisman: 11:06am On Sep 27, 2011
I saw the original video of the girls doing the 'do' and all I can say is na wa o! Women are free to do whatever they want with their bodies. if they are women lovers so be it! Who gave these criminal guys the moral authority to police how these girls chose to live thier lives. The idiots toturing these girls most probably jerked off to the first video and they come up acting all holy and ish! bastred ppl.
PoliticsRe: Why I Ordered Major Loye’s Arrest- Oshiomhole by norrisman: 7:19am On Sep 27, 2011
Naija is finished. The governor even has the balls to come and defend illegal actions. If anyone of you supporting Oshiomole's actions can point me to the paragraph in the Nigerian constitution that says the governor of a state has the power to order an arrest then I will admit that I am wrong to critisize. If a governor is given the power to order arrests, what stops him from ordering the arrest of his politicall opponent on the day of the primary or the arrest of a man who he he doesnt like but is 'toasting' his daughter? A 'civillian' governor with the power of arrest is no different from a dictator. The prime minister of the UK can not order the arrest of anyone!
InvestmentRe: What Bonds Are & How To Invest In Nigerian Bonds by norrisman: 5:13pm On Sep 26, 2011
Bonds are as safe as houses (thats if houses are still a good investment going by all the sub-prime wahala). With government bonds you are always onto a winner because the government will always pay up. It is only in rare situations like a never ending war like in Somalia where there is no central government that your bonds may not be repaid. Even the PIIGS countries including Greece must pay up bonds when they mature. The default you hear about in Greece is more complicated than ordinary bonds.
TravelRe: The Crystal Service immigration Scam by norrisman: 8:20am On Sep 24, 2011
I feel so sorry for this mariofemi. It seems like he was just a gullible man that was scammed as well and he isnt part of the scam.
CrimeRe: ABSU Gang Violation Suspect Has Been Identified – Minister by norrisman: 3:55pm On Sep 23, 2011
l.a.j:
@norissman

op u are not a patient of ita-oshin(Aro) in Abeokuta.
LWKMD!!!no oofeinse
CrimeRe: ABSU Gang Violation Suspect Has Been Identified – Minister by norrisman: 3:36pm On Sep 23, 2011
@ l.a.j

no oofeinse but did you go to school
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by norrisman: 2:46pm On Sep 23, 2011
chei! see yabbing. Do you Nigerians go to school to learn how to yab?
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by norrisman: 2:08pm On Sep 23, 2011
@ Chamber

no oofeinse but have you been r@ped before?

The way wey you carry this matter for head , e pass the person wey them 'r@pe' self.

If you dont know, the Linda you are dissing is the original source of these names and she asked the person who put  the pictures up to take them down. If you had any sense, you will understand that internet vigilantee can not bring you justice.
CrimeRe: The ABSU Video Is A Hoax - Abia Commissioner by norrisman: 1:49pm On Sep 23, 2011
Linda Ikeji who sent the original email with these names came out yesterday to say the names were those of ABSU students who may be able to help with the investigations. Vigilantees translated it to be the names of the rapists. If thses guys are innocent, do you know the irrepairable damage that has been done to them?. Too many 'eductaed illiterates' in Naija.

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