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PoliticsRe: Killer Manholes On Lagos Road Worry Motorists by norrisman: 12:45am On Dec 28, 2010
Where do you draw the line for this your social responsibility experiment? Do you ask people to push that broken down 18 wheeler truck loaded with 33,000 litres of petrol 10 miles down the motorway to a safe location to prevent an accident happening later on at night? How anyone can compare helping accidents victims to covering an exposed manhole on a road is beyond me,
PoliticsRe: Killer Manholes On Lagos Road Worry Motorists by norrisman: 6:35pm On Dec 27, 2010
Nigerians are beyond redemption. Imagine people asking residents to put planks on top of the gaping holes! A DIY project in futility. What is the use of having local governments, fire service, police e.t.c? They should be the first point of call for situations like this and their response should be immediate!
CareerRe: What Kind Of Subordinate Are You? by norrisman: 3:55pm On Dec 24, 2010
Definitely Type D. I am not ambitious at all. Thats why I love my previous boss for sacking me! If no be for the guy, man for still dey call centre now. I love what I am doing at the moment and the pay is good.
CrimeRe: 9ija Man Jailed For Identity Theft In Uk by norrisman: 11:59am On Dec 24, 2010
Life is so unfair. I dont think he should be deported. I dont even think he should have been sent to prison. The home secretary should use her discretion to grant the man indefinite leave. It is said that he has never been in trouble before and has worked hard all the time he has been in the UK. At the end of the day, what is in a name?
PoliticsRe: Fayemi Declares N750m Assets •deputy Declares N1.2bn by norrisman: 9:04pm On Dec 20, 2010
I hate most politicians but I commend their openess. The amounts declared are not excessive given that the figures are joint ownership. If we take the age of the governor into consideration and if he has been a succesfull business person then it is possible for him to have acquired everything declared legitimately.
PoliticsRe: Heathrow In Disarray As Nigerian Owned Gatwick Cope With Icy Weather by norrisman: 8:52pm On Dec 20, 2010
Gatwick is a mickey mouse airport compared to Heathrow. And you lie, Gatwick has had its problems as well and flights out of the airport are still being cancelled. When you have a plane landing every 45 seconds and you get 5 inches of snow in 30 minutes during one of the busiest periods of the day, there will be problems. Even if the airport was in Siberia it wouldnt be able to cope.
PoliticsRe: edit by norrisman: 10:33am On Dec 18, 2010
I dont know how you guys didnt pick up on this but if Bugzees friend is a Brigadier General in the Army, then his life is wasted and he shouldnt really be dreaming of joining the police. A very young Brigadier in the Army would be at least 41 thats is if he finished NDA at 21. How the hell do you want to join the army at 40? Even if you managed to join you will be a Brigadier at 60! A fool at 40, is a fool forever.
PoliticsRe: Why Was Ivory Coast Suspended From The AU? by norrisman: 9:29am On Dec 17, 2010
The difference is that in all the other examples you listed, the dictators were proactive and made sure the electoral authority of the country returned them as winners. Dictator Gbagbo should have been more proactive and got the electoral body to announce him as presdient. The international community is interested in this becuase Quattara was announced as the winner and Gbagbo got a group of his friends to overturn the results. This is similar to Nigeria's June 12 elections.
PoliticsRe: Help A Nigerian Inventor From Injustice by norrisman: 2:23pm On Dec 14, 2010
Nigerians and hunt for glory! As of 13:16 Tuesday 14 December 2010 there is no known cure for Diabetes. Jonathan, Nelson and Nwobilo are door knobs!

It is a shame that a president of a country will make fallacious statements such as there being a cure for diabetes which affects millions of people worldwide. If Nwobilo really had a cure for diabetes he wouldnt need encomioums from Jonathan, he would have been snapped up by WHO or other leading health organisations around the world a long time ago.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: For Girls Only by norrisman: 11:20am On Aug 11, 2010
Although na photoshop but this is what Kururpt will refer to as:

Body of a goddess, face from Hell.

Yansh na bad thing, see as boyz no even see the face at all. she looks a bit like Serena.
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really right In This by norrisman: 10:30am On Aug 11, 2010
Same here. I tend to have stronger feelings for a girl if i sleep with her. Even if it is someone I dont really like. I find it hard to understand when my friends say stuff like they cant stand a girl once they have slept with her.

If I really like a girl but know there is no chance for us to have anything solid, I run from her.
RomanceRe: Dis Is More Like A Bitter Pill To Swallow by norrisman: 12:39pm On Aug 09, 2010
I am sorry to say but OP is a just a Arrow!

The girl slept a 100 times with 3 guys she was going out with over a 2 year period. That is an average of 33 times with each guy over a 9 month period. Kini big deal?

Get a life mate. U r lucky she didnt sleep with a 100 guys,
RomanceRe: Leave Me, I Am Not In The Mood ! by norrisman: 7:25pm On Aug 05, 2010
MOBO44 make sense die!

I am married and have the same issues as OP. Recently the missus found some communications between me and a female friend who she thought I was having or about to have something with. In reality, I have nothing to do with the girl. She was just someone I met and felt for cos she had been through a lot in life.

Anyway back to the lecture at hand. Like MOBO44 said, my missus knows that I am not a womanizer and I am usually at home and even though man do dey shine congo for months on end sometimes, I just take am like that say na my portion be that because in all honesty apart from the sex front (which actually used to be very good in the past) every other thing is all bless.

Once she sensed small competition when she saw my exchanges with the said girl, you should have ssen how my missus shagged the hell out of my brains for like 4 days straight. This is someone that can go 3 months without any sex (with me at least).
RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Hurt This Wonderful Lady by norrisman(op): 4:02pm On Jun 18, 2010
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RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Hurt This Wonderful Lady by norrisman(op): 9:28am On Jun 18, 2010
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RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Hurt This Wonderful Lady by norrisman(op): 4:11pm On Jun 17, 2010
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RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Hurt This Wonderful Lady by norrisman(op): 2:53pm On Jun 17, 2010
Thanks SA Goddess for your constructive post.
RomanceI Dont Want To Hurt This Wonderful Lady by norrisman(op): 1:17pm On Jun 17, 2010
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