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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:13am On Jul 18, 2021
deedee44:
Can you scientifically or mathematically prove this grin
If you are faithful in small things, then you will be faithful in big things. Big things will surely come.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:05am On Jul 18, 2021
If you are given a direct tokunbo or a very sound car. Then 30k rent is a fair rate.
If you are hardworking, you should be able to get that.

I agree with Pearl too, any driver on rent that drives the car with utmost care and not being reckless and irresponsible with the car( going anywhere, packing heavy things on the car) will soon be a car owner too.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:26am On Jul 17, 2021
Avoid Mowe, ibafo, longbridge.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:10pm On Jul 13, 2021
Felicity0001:
Come this guy shay na road safety and caution signs you read for school? grin the accuracy at which you even narrate all of these even one who have never been to Lagos b4 will understand.

I hail you o bros... U get time pass timegrin
Oga feli, you r welcome.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2021
BAZ001:
@ number 2
I thought you can turn right on red light anywhere in the world except indicated ?
Not this particular junction.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 11:42am On Jul 13, 2021
Oba akran./Adeniyi Jones traffic junction heading towards akilo.

It's a cash point for MIB and lastma. On Monday, I saw four bikes on standby with 2 MIB each on the bike. I'm like truly, grin these men are securing Lagos.EIGHT grown men on one traffic junction alone. shocked. Wao.

1. Don't park on the ZEBRA crossing.
In trying to avoid been flagged for running the light. You might stop abruptly, n find yourself on the ZEBRA. So pace your motion, so that you don't beat the light n you don't also get stopped on the ZEBRA.

If you are on amber, it's advisable you stop, no one can penalise you for this,provided you are not on the ZEBRA.

2. The last right lane turns into Adeniyi Jones. DO NOT TURN on red. Wait for the green light. There are only two scenarios when you can TURN right. a. When you are on green facing Akilo and b. when the vehicles on Adeniyi Jones move into the road facing Ikeja underbridge. The same rule applies for those about to exit Adeniyi Jones. DONT allow any car bully you with honking.

3. DON'T make a U turn. The U turn is further down the road by that AIICO. (those heading to Akilo) and by Forte oil now Adova ( those heading to ikeja underbridge.).
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
Watch out for ojuelegba underbridge.

Maintain your respective lanes.

Two scenarios.

1. If you are coming from jibowu, and you took the ramp ( by that Ecobank) to connect to Tejuosho market. Ensure you are on the left lane. If you are on the right, and you turn left towards Tejuosho, the lastma guys can hold you for that.

2. If you are coming from Itire, and you want to turn back to Bayo shodipo/ ikorodu road / Maryland bound carriageway.
Keep to the left lane. Turning left from the right lane is putting yourself at risk with the Maroon guys.

If you are coming from Itire and you are not sure you can keep the lanes, you can avoid ojuelegba underbridge and lastma wahala totally by doing this

Take the next left on Itire road BEFORE you get to the Road divider. Landmark, there's a petrol station by that junction. Gmap can help you here.

From there, locate Cole Street, basically from itire road. LEFT - RIGHT - LEFT this road takes you back to the ramp by Ecobank, then you make a U turn proper under Ojuelegba bridge to connect Bayo shodipo/Maryland bound carriageway.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:58am On Jul 07, 2021
ifec92:
Guys Please how do I pay bolt debt?…With -4300, i haven’t gotten a ride request since yesterday
Use your bank app to transfer to them.

In d space for description/narration. Put your 9 digit unique number, so that your account can be updated quickly. Don't forget this.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:28am On Jul 07, 2021
Uber11:
Hello guys, looking for a house in lagos no be beans, but again i feel i will see something better at Mowe, how good is this area pleas ?
Forget mowe, if you are not used to traffic.

Target new oko oba, obawole, Fagba, haruna. Axis
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
Guys, watch out for this pitfall by adewunmi adebimpe drive junction. Landmarks : Pinnacle fuel station, Polystar plaza.
It's a hunting ground for lastma n some police officers

1. If you are facing lekki phase 1 and you want to turn back to the Ajah bound carriageway. Don't make a U turn there, there's a No U turn sign there.

Drive straight as if you want to turn LEFT into the Pinnacle junction, then (make a 180) turn back unto the Ajah bound expressway.

2. If you are by Pinnacle, and you want to cross to the adewunmi adebimpe side of lekki expressway, when you are on green., the 1st turn by the right is your turn, the second turn belongs to those about to enter Pinnacle .
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:57pm On Jul 06, 2021
peeps4u:
That's College Road junction, if I'm right.
Technically yes, but it's Elder JK Coker road. The road where Ifako ijaiye general hospital is sited.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 7:42pm On Jul 05, 2021
@ Uber 11. Try new oko oba.Puposola Street, Fagba n environs., it's easily accessible from computer village.

Borehole water, light ( prepaid, non negotiable), security of the compound. Things to watch out for.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:08am On Jul 05, 2021
Brethren, watch out for this two pitfalls,

Mon - Fri. 8am - around when the lastma guys close

1. If you are coming from pen cinema, agege heading towards Fagba on iju road, you must use the roundabout by that Ifako international school
i.e take a slight right and slight left back to Iju road. DO NOT drive straight, use the roundabout. Though the roundabout (it has a statue of a guy /town crier) is not centrally placed on the road.

Lastma guys placed two of their red looking shapes on the road ( heading towards Fagba), an untrained eye will drive straight. Don't fall prey.


2. Watch out for the traffic light at ojuelegba underbridge,
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
deen4real7902:
Same with me o, i don't know how it's done o, planning to quit already, i started 2 weeks ago, never made 10k a day before on uber , like yesterday, i started driving around 1pm till 8pm, that's 7 hours driving, did 7 trips, i usually buy full tank before going and when I'm going home going home, i top it back for me to know the exact amount i earned in a day, (I'm using BMW x5, my car), after uber money deduction, Total money earned 5,674, bought fuel 3200, so my take home money is 2,474, so why should i continue?, or is there anything hidden inside uber on how to make more money that i don't know yet?, experience advice needed please
Go and download the bolt app... You want big scores and you are doing 7 hours ONLY grin , your hours are off peak too. . Most big earners are on Bolt. Without surge, you are practically a slave using Uber.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 2:00pm On Jun 27, 2021
Baz, you just dey make the thread lively. Got home n I just bust out laughing with those meme of yours.

Baba grin where you dey get all those memes?
Agriculture › Re: Maize Intercrop With Cassava Farming. by northbird: 12:51pm On Jun 27, 2021
Farmerakinloye6:
I named the maize farmerakinloye 111 grin have being planting This particular varieties for so long and it has never disappoint me... there is even one agro shop that always demand 1-2 tones every year,he will dress and package it.
Thanks . Is the shop in akure,so that when the time comes to buy.

2. Is it yellow maize.? How is the maize market during harvest in Akure like? Do they buy in bags like cucumber or in pieces or is it buying a full urvan?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please I Need Your Advice by northbird: 11:45am On Jun 27, 2021
@ Op.
How long will it take you to save your living expenses for Six months. I mean feeding, toiletries, basic expenses etc.


You mentioned Ondo, Ondo town or Akure? . You will be better off if you are in Akure.

Learn a skill that revolves around the lives of people. ( daily and weekly)

Search your beam lights into other S. Western cities. Lagos, Ibadan, Abeokuta to source for gigs.

Step 2. Photography (not passport type. Learn more on Portrait photography, event photography, I don't mean those that rush around snapping guests that enter events. Have a niche n stay there.


Step 1. Video editing. Though it's not my field, but you would get a better bang for your buck if you focused on this skill set. You have a laptop already. In 3 months of daily practice, you should be on a good pace. Not expert, but a level where you can get jobs.

Goodluck!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 3:12pm On Jun 26, 2021
nickvanilla:
One thing every driver should know is: the same way you get up in the morning to hustle for your daily bread is the same way those lastma/police/cbd get up to hunt you down and take your hard earned cash. This is their hustle too.

These guys know the places where people easily make driving errors (most likely due to lack of adequate road signs) and they will be waiting for you.

So just be careful!!
In Lagos, the uniformed men especially those working with LASG are one entitled bunch. I have never seen the height of such entitlement.

I'm like, you guys draw salary monthly from the state coffers and you all be acting like you didn't have lunch a day before.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:55am On Jun 26, 2021
Slickleo:
Baba no be so u see driving nobody learns all, apart from drivers wat about d road managers (govt) how are Dy managing the safety and precaution signs because dat particular road there is no sign up or down. The best like I do when going to unfamiliar places i calm my head down to be observate and also ask riders for head's up wen necessary. Good luck
Very true. I don't go to unfamiliar places. Once I sense it's a troubled spot, I let the trip ring out.

For instance, I don't do Lagos island( Eko, balogun, idumota, oke arin n Co). So many pitfalls there, the female riders that want to drop by UBA, or on marina road n still want to pay by transfer.
Agriculture › Re: Maize Intercrop With Cassava Farming. by northbird: 11:21am On Jun 23, 2021
@ farmer akinloye.

What brand of maize seeds did you buy?
Agriculture › Re: Winfarms 2021 Wet Season Farming Our Dairy.. by northbird:
@wilybaby. Welldone.

A quick one.

A. How did you broadcast the manure, manually or mechanical?

B. Your planter. Can you share a clearer picture in action. How many acres can it plant in a day?

C. What is the name of the seeds you bought?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2021
Idaytesj29:
I was having same feeling, he was thinking I was not serious cos I am skeptical. Cos the car look luxurious from the pics I saw on nairaland
Look for a rugged car( Toyota, Honda civic, Kia ijapa) . Sincerely yours, if I had that spec of car, I won't even go near ehailng.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 6:11pm On Jun 20, 2021
Felicity001:
Indriver gods, pls assist is swiftly needed here. I want to top up my account but I'm having challenge using the transfer method... Don't have a debit card so transfer is the inly option left.

Which pin do I use to finalize the payment because ive tried my mobile banking password and my 4digit pin yet it wont authorize the payment.

Can someone else help me pay while i transfer the money to the person?

Urgent pls, indriver na him win am for this rain o.

cc: pope191, davit, chuscmore, shollywendy, deedee, who else o... In fact everybody
That transfer shit neva worked with them o. Tried severally. Had to reluctantly use my debit card before I could pay them.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 4:48pm On Jun 20, 2021
eyinola:
google map wey don Carry me enter one way twice, in 200M turn left next thing na mushin boys I see grin I even dey show dem map as e pointed turn left grin
But at least you go no say no b only you Waka come grin. BTW. I don't go to mushin o. Except the surulere part of mushin.

Gmap is not accurate in Lagos esp d Nigerian version, so full of bugs. I pref the British Susan narration, very easy , but it's better than flying blind
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 5:07am On Jun 20, 2021
@ davit, sorry about your ordeal. But that road besides shomolu police station is one way.

You can enter from the express ( ikorodu service lane), but you can't exit through it.

Always use your Gmap in shomolu and Yaba, Bariga. Don't assume. You are very lucky.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 7:48pm On Jun 16, 2021
BAZ001:
Make una come settle your colleagues fight
We have begged them but the guy in front will not yield.
Nobody wants to shake body upon the 100k weekly.

Small patience coro boys no dey get, dem go dey pursue bonus and weekly delivery like hoodlums
grin grin.
Agriculture › Re: Maize Intercrop With Cassava Farming. by northbird: 11:47am On Jun 16, 2021
Farmerakinloye6:
I will try maybe I can detail how to go about line! Issue now is rain, may God help us all. never see maize farm that is 95% okay this year.
Did you stake lines or how did the planters get a straight row.?

The guys that planted mine, they were just bragging about experience n all. When the maize emerged, there was so much space
Agriculture › Re: Maize Intercrop With Cassava Farming. by northbird: 11:32am On Jun 16, 2021
@ farmer akinloye, good work.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:05pm On Jun 15, 2021
Mjosh1000:
Hello my fellow brothers, it's been a while, how the hustle and bustle, uber/bolt/ indriver, me I don't drive often like before, uber blocked me bolt dey do Shakara indriver con dey collect percentage. tho I miss the job, I hope you guys are staying safe and aalways sensitive of your environment, security wise lagos is not that safe again.

Greetings once again to you guys, your the real MVPs
Welcome bruv. It's been a while.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:07pm On Jun 12, 2021
smatt1711:
can a single guy who drives his own car sustain a house rent of 550k per year with this business ? thanks
Have you started or about to start.?

Don't get carried away by figures o. Experience counts when it comes to pushing the limits of income on ehailng. They won't tell you that. Only dashboard.

A rookie comparing incomes with someone who has been driving since 2017.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
CheerfulGiver:
Believe it or not,i don't drive everydaymy nigga. If I drive everyday, I'll clock 190 - 200k weekly.
It's not my business what you do with your body.
But stop saying that you don't work everyday? In May, you worked every single day of the week
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
deedee44:
From the way you narrated the story,
1. She was also delayed, probably network ish as she was trying to pay or something
2. She apologized

My opinion.. You should have picked her, it's those ones that always feel like it's their right to keep you waiting that deserve this kind of treatment.

Peace cool
I disagree. She wasn't ready for the trip. Some riders deliberately do that. You should be ready before ordering for a ride. Moreover, she won't batt an eyelid by canceling if driver does not arrive on time.

Believe me, next time, she will b prompt with her timing.

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