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PoliticsRe: Yobe To Build 31 Public Toilets Worth N200 M by Nymphnode(m): 7:53pm On Aug 31, 2010
Parnassuss:
Chei, LMBBAO grin grin grin.

But seriously i feel sick, Jimmy boy is right. Why don't we all liaise and do something for once, instead of just hitting computer keys from the all the world's ends. Let us come together and give some kind of chase, its about time we stopped pussyfooting and 'men-up'. Is there anyone interested?
And Fela sings: I no wan die, I no wan quench, I wan build house, mama dey for house, papa dey for house,,
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Woman Dies Aboard Delta Ailines by Nymphnode(m): 7:11pm On Aug 31, 2010
May her soul rest in Peace. At least her soul was saved the stress of climbing to cruising altitude
Foreign AffairsRe: Imagine Being In Traffic For 13 Days! by Nymphnode(m): 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2010
eros:
If i was stuck in such traffic, I will calmly look for a very safe spot on the road, park my car and board a bike home and if there is no bike, i will walk home. wink wink wink wink


Before man ever invented the automobile, men use their legs-mobile. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Great! Let see how you will walk from Ibadan to Lagos. Common, Its a 100+ kilometer
PoliticsRe: Phcn strike: military Engineers To Take Over Power Plants by Nymphnode(m): 6:44pm On Aug 26, 2010
I think this had happened before in the 90's and I believe the top Nepa man was sent to the firing squad then. ( So I heard)
PoliticsRe: Police Arraign Six Unad Students For Allegedly Stoning Oni by Nymphnode(m): 3:23pm On Aug 26, 2010
^^^^^
Stoning someone older than you in a Yoruba land is a taboo there's definately no excuse for such an act whatsover
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Student Disrupts Jumuat Service At UI by Nymphnode(m): 4:01am On Aug 17, 2010
Hmmn! She has walked through the valley of the shadow of death and she feared no evil grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Arrested For Harassment And Breach Of Public Peace. by Nymphnode(m): 4:52am On Aug 14, 2010
Whatz wrong with he trying to finish what was started in 1993, How much royalty do you think he is looking forward to be paid? You must have forgotten his efforts against piracy and other stuffs he stood for, huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Do You Consider Kissing Someone Else As Cheating? by Nymphnode(m): 7:12pm On Aug 09, 2010
andyanders:
Kissing, is kissing and that is an exchange of  fluid. If the  writer or the receiver understands what kissing is, then, the writer should know that immediately you exchange kissing, you are sending message between you two and that could lead to sex. 
What if she accidentally opened her mouth, accidentally sucked on his tongue and asked: Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes. grin grin grin

( Inspired by Agnes= Despicable Me)
Christianity EtcRe: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Nymphnode(m): 6:24pm On Aug 09, 2010
So its true

Christianity EtcRe: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Nymphnode(m): 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2010
Carlosein:
^^i was in a colleagues car on 3rd mainland bridge one day when he started playing a religious tape with the preacher chanting 'die, die, die' every 5 seconds. my mind was just wondering how death by drowning would be like till we made it to iyana oworo.
grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Will Contract Marriage Work In Nigeria? by Nymphnode(m): 4:43pm On Aug 09, 2010
How is a man supposed to take care of three kids, go to work hang out once in a while with guys and stuffs. That's one sick contract to me. It definitely will work for a woman though. Kids are supposed to hang out with their mum so little question will be asked. Imagine a man with 3 kids all the time. People go ask question na.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Another Man by Nymphnode(m): 3:21pm On Aug 09, 2010
olly pass:
Mr. President are u sure natasha aint right? i aint intrested in the story cos i aint sure its urs (also some one said she had to be almost 9 months gone for that to happen(her lactate) rubbing your story of any credibility cos even a blind man would know his bout to make love to some one who is pregnant if she is that far gone already)
but what interest me is this; is pregnancy the only reason a girl lactates? couldn't other things like sickness (fever) cause it? pls any experience hand in the house shed mo light on this for me would you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation

Lactation without pregnancy, Induced lactation, Relactation
Milk production can be "artificially" and intentionally obtained in the absence of pregnancy in the woman. It is not necessary that the woman has ever been pregnant, and she can be well in her post-menopausal period. Women who have never been pregnant are sometimes able to induce enough lactation to breastfeed. This is called "induced lactation". Women who have breastfed before can re-start. This is called "relactation". This is how some adoptive mothers, usually beginning with a supplemental nursing system or some other form of supplementation, can breastfeed. There is thought to be little or no difference in milk composition whether lactation is artificially induced or a result of pregnancy.[9][10]
Lactation can be induced by physical stimulation and by drugs. In principle—with considerable patience and perseverance—it is possible to induce lactation by sucking on the nipples alone. The nipples may need to be consistently stimulated by a breast pump or actual suckling (several times a day), and the breasts massaged and squeezed ("milked"wink to encourage flow of any milk.[citation needed] Temporary use of galactagogue (milk-inducing) drugs is also effective; galactagogue herbs may also be of use. Once established, lactation responds to demand.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are U Proud Being A Nairalander? by Nymphnode(m): 2:33am On Aug 03, 2010
WHEN IS THE ANNUAL AWARD NIGHT?

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PoliticsRe: Jonathan's Message On Facebook. by Nymphnode(m): 6:02am On Jul 30, 2010
Una wan deny somebody hin facebook allowance?
CrimeRe: Cele Prophet Killed Inside Own Church by Nymphnode(m): 5:49am On Jul 30, 2010
^^^^^^
Reasonable? It remind me of an old folklore of a monkey trying to find out how dangerous a gun can be by looking down the barrel,

Well, maybe the pastor and the policeman have a recessive monkey brain huh
Christianity EtcRe: Another One: Redeemed Pastor Arrested Over N8m Fraud by Nymphnode(m): 4:28pm On Jul 28, 2010
How did it happen? A forged check or a lady cashier just authorise 8 milli transfer just like dat? I need to go back to my former girlfriend. She works in a bank now, she should just forgive me and transfer 500 mill to my account. I need to register with PDP grin grin
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Says Court Lacks Power To Try Him ! by Nymphnode(m): 10:07pm On Jul 27, 2010
^^^^^^
He is a small man guarded by big men grin
PoliticsRe: Pdp Disqualifies Aspirants With Less Than N500m ! by Nymphnode(m): 8:41pm On Jul 27, 2010
Maybe APGA should try thier luck in Osun/ Oyo with a lesser sign on fee. Alaba boys should go into politics, or what do you think? grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ndlea Seizes N4bn Worth Of Cocaine At Tin Can Island by Nymphnode(m): 7:37pm On Jul 27, 2010
What if the seizuire is staged? what if another 40 feet container had already made its way in and its already being distributed via Chisco/ ABC/ Ifesinachi un-accompanied. Its a game of kings and queens, pawns will be sacrificed for sure.
PoliticsRe: Edo Health Workers’ Strike Claims 10 Lives by Nymphnode(m): 12:23am On Jul 26, 2010
keeptrying:
Is that labour leader---Adams still the gov. of that state?
grin grin He still dey wear hin labourer jacket o. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Spotted: Eucharia Anunobi At The City People Entertainment Awards by Nymphnode(m): 11:35pm On Jul 23, 2010
Her smile/ grimace always look fake to me from the first time I saw her on screen and I know I will never feel anything for her
PoliticsRe: Why I Formed New Political Party —soyinka ! by Nymphnode(m): 8:18pm On Jul 23, 2010
He should have started this a long time ago, maybe he would have learn a thing or two about politics. Politics is not about writing prose and hoping someone nominate you for a plaque. Is his back ready for stabs, Is his jaws squared for jabs? I would hate to see him loose his white beards.
PoliticsRe: Wear T-shirts With ‘police’ Inscription And Go To Jail by Nymphnode(m): 10:49am On Jul 21, 2010
come chop:
I know what to do if a policeman harass me i will sing our national anthem for him and then ask him to sing it too verse 1 and 2 plus the pledge bet me hes head will fail him. grin they no go school even some of our DPO don't know the national anthem i challenge them to come out to prove it! undecided if they can even write it grin
You for try wear camouflage and see maybe the Nigerian Army sef sabi recite the irrational anthem as someone mentioned earlier. I'm sure you need facial reconstruction and bone allignment
CareerRe: Why Does It Take Some Companies So Long To Pay Their Worker? by Nymphnode(m): 12:31am On Jul 21, 2010
I had worked for a company who pay on time until the meltdown, and they had it real bad during that period. They have to source for diesel money from staffs, that's how bad it was then. Now they are getting back on their feet but still owing outstandings so what they do to keep the staff is they make sure that a month salary is pending so as to tie you down to the job. You know its hard to get skilled and dedicated staffs dis days.

But if you still decide to leave then it will be paid into your account at same day others are being paid
FamilyRe: Black Parents, White Blond Baby Not Albino (picture) by Nymphnode(m): 10:00pm On Jul 20, 2010
The man don enter wahala, make him no carry the pikin come naija o, because police go ask for the baby particulars.
FoodRe: Smoked Foods Can Cause Tongue Cancer — Expert by Nymphnode(m): 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2010
We use to call the round smoked fish Channel O in my side. How I wan take tell my people say Lucifer wan' ban Channel O. Hell No. The oil from the fish must have neutralised something
PoliticsRe: Lawmaker Defects To Buhari’s New Party ! by Nymphnode(m): 9:26pm On Jul 20, 2010
Someone once said his logical reasoning had begin to seep out of his gapped tooth. Or maybe na me no get third eye. They should tell him to stop eyeing the seat
PoliticsRe: Governors Criticise Gsm Firms Over Kidnapping by Nymphnode(m): 9:19pm On Jul 20, 2010
[b]You will be surprised at how people can use this same technology of tracking to a disadvantage. 3 different thots just crossed my mind and I'm not even criminally minde[/b]d
CrimeRe: Soldiers Batter 3 Lastma Officials! by Nymphnode(m): 9:00pm On Jul 20, 2010
>:The soldiers successfully removed the trailer that had already been carried by the towing van and drove off while Kayode contacted his boss to come to his rescue, and then chased after the fleeing trailer being driven by the soldiers.


You see say the LASTMA  guy no get respect. Oversabi dey worry am. Dey suppose drag am reach barrack sef make hin  go do small frog jump angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Freed Journalists In Corruption Scandal by Nymphnode(m): 8:46pm On Jul 20, 2010
ricky01:
MY FELLOW NL LET`S NOR FORGET DAT THIS IS NIGERIA, WHERE DEY REALLY KIDPANEDhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??//1 QUESTION DAT ONLY GOD CAN ANSWER, IN NIGERIA ANYTHING CAN HAPEN, THEY CAN FOOL US, BUT THEY CANNOT FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL DE TYME, THNK MY PEOPLE AND THNK AGAIN,
I'm beginning to think those guys just went rabbit hunting too grin grin grin. I'm sure they are not expert at stealing meat from the pot grin
BusinessRe: How Do You Handle Difficult Bosses? by Nymphnode(m): 7:52pm On Jul 20, 2010
I used to think my boss was a jerk until I changed my attitude toward work. Now I'm efficient and I always think ahead of him. I'm only saying its possible the boss does not like your girlfriends attitude toward work and he/she may find it hard correcting her or maybe he/she is tired of repeating the same corrections day in day out.

That's seeing it from another angle.

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