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Whats there to hack anyway. You can get any info from the driver or the friend over a keg of palmwine. Its cheaper than fueling generator to power your hacking gadget

Which one be Miss Earth again, another nollywood title? Will the contestant be covered in mud or na leaves dem go take cover that thing? They should not wear makeup too and the hairdo should be suku or patewo. Now Mr Ibu will be warming up to announce the commencement of Mr Fruit Basket.

ezeagu:
I don't even understand what's so hard about digging and tiling an underground sewer.

How do you plan to maintain the underground sewers when the [over ground] ones is being clogged deliberately.

This freedom of speech thingy is turning a lot of nigerians into non-thinkers. Wouldnt it be worse off if these 2 or 3 canals  constructed by fashola were not there? Every house in my estate come out every environmental day to rake out our drainage. Thats not total but its a step. TEAM= Together Everyone Achieves More. . . There will be more rain come next year, and do you know why? Global warming! So stop cursing the darkness and light a candle. O.k?

This is becoming interesting! I mean how come the so called un educated normads suddenly become URBAN AND REGIONAL BOMBERS, STRATEGIEST, EXPLOSIVE MANUFACTURERS, CHESS PLAYERS E.T.C, almost immediately after the elections ?

Arrrrgh! Not again! We all know that am not allowed to beat the mother(wife) but not the kids now. Bad law. On a serious note, you only need one bad apple in a class that cant be disciplined to corrupt the who school. Most of this teacher are packed with inferiority complex, take the cane away and you will see most of them burst into tears right in front of this untamed beasts . . . . . The fear of College of Education is the beginning of long life.

It will be a welcome development only if they will start amputating anybody who writes fake checks

This is what happens when kids are not allowed to play with knock out(1 sound). They never outgrow the desire to experience the cartoon character ' Kaboom!!!'. On a serious note, this is bad o. I thought the military promised security abi na only for fct?

ezeagu:
Copy and past advancements like inventing the gun and gunpowder, and inventing the compass.

Yeah! Tomatoes, pepper and onion can only grow in the north

Nigerian christian are openly hostile to one another. A white garment prophet will openly disagree with prophet t.b.joshua, bishop mike okonkwo will not kneel to bishop john onayekan for holy communion. And i am sure pastor chris will offer to rid the pope of arthritis only if it will be televised. Xtians are that way, but the muslims will abhor grudge until, Boom!!!

'Man of the year'. . . . . . I'm more concerned about the profit sharing jare. Have they named a percentage yet?

Guy, I envy you o. I have never met any babe who will pay 2k for phone browsing configuration. What network is dat anyway, Nitel? And is the phone made by Huawei?

manny4life:
That's wasup, It looks like Enugu is gradually coming up; perhaps surpassing Lagos state

Why do I not see that happening in a century?

At the end of it all he (sanusi) will agree to double it. 300 for an individual, maybe 3 mill for corporate

bhsadmin:
hmm. dis facebook self. according to the press, the guy say the face they ruin in life. say him want go back to him normal life.

i don't believe this thin cos if that guy say him won close the site down, people like microsoft go buy am chap chap.

I formarly wanted to ask why? But since you said a man can close down millions based on his emotions, then American therapist had failed. He need to visit Prayer City for cleansing

Still expecting alert from Intercontinetal for my November salary. So ?

A wonderful year, lost some gained more. Now a lot of people look forward to me and I'm glad I finally got rid of my anxiety. There were hard times too i must confess but it was overwritten by the good times. Thank You Lord

Iysayah:
yeah, she is right to ask. how you lost the trust determines how soon you get it or if you will get it at all.
if you lost it by dating her friend, then MAYBE
if you lost it by dating her sister- FORGET IT
if you lost it by lying about your past- thats less trouble
the list is endless

That will work for the simple minded ladies I presume, the once I roll with, Nah! Once you are out of the circle, dont expect to come back in. Be glad if she still want you as a friend and trust me at that point you are basically considered as dat. They stop caring if you lie or not. Thats the part where you dont matter no more

snowdrops:
like dating your colleague at work, or your classmate in uni.

high risk of "see finish" syndrome

I have dated a colleague, and my neighbour was in my arms till 4 am today. Its tasking I must tell you@ least in my case. She comes in every morning in tank top and seriously I have seen a lot of boobies but she is just irressistable. I got my first querry this month for constant late coming, The colleague is costing me my place in the company because another departmental director wants her, Go ahead with your plan if you love the adrenaline rush

Aydeggy:
if LASMA, Federal road safty Mashal, or any of those uniformed line-men flag you down and ask you to bring your driving license, please dont give them the original copy , just find a photocopy for them if not they will frustrate your life once they have your original driving license, if they have something for which to hold you down, then know your bill will be high,

I paid 17 thousand for driving in Lagos with an Ogun state drivers licence, they claimed it fake. Thats was some days after Ileya

Really, Is it crying or shedding tears? I had let a tear or two escape while watching a sad movie sometime and she was touched. She used to think I'm heartless, even at that I tried to cover it up but it was too late my voice betrayed my emotions

Slept all day and the night was boring too

I just came in tonight and I usually read through before I comment . Yeah I cant do that right now but I will want to jump in by saying that the MENDer 's warned us about what's is to ensure. And in our neglect of 2 Face quote o 'nothing dey happen' we neglect one sure escape, , They should have target teed a foreigner and lets see how much of Soyinka's  English will be able to vindicate us, Happy Hanibalsry

Opera mini is just another version of browser.I mean another Internet explorer software. It is claimed to be faster than the follow come explorer, other types are safari,firefox,chrome e.t.c

I don't envy those guys who left with nothin, It's really sad. Imagine you hoping to hear your name 4times without success. Mtn should atleast give them transport fare. Chi babe is a good choice anyway. Happy for her

leuelliot:
where we download it from? just kidding i need this album

This is one album I promise not to rip, download or disk copy. I need to get my original copy

sessy2:
Even me wey don near 30 young pass dat girl sef. we no dey try at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

My woman is 28 and dark skinned too but she is way younger than this 19year old queen

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No mind am, I'm sure someone was already scribbling tribute to him and he go spoil T-shirt sales now wey him don well.  I happy for am sha. Ganjah spirit follow am waka that morning

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the transplant was the first of its kind handled in the institution without the assistance of any foreign surgeons, since the Kidney Centre was established in 1993.

Does the bold letter words mean anything to you? Let's break it down, First of its kind- How do you interprete that? (2) Without the assistance of foreign surgeons- Is there a hidden message there somewhere?

oluface:
Though it's a sad thing to hear, but at the same time we should give thanks to ALMIGHTY ALLAH that kiiled them in the holy month of Ramada, cox all the gate of hell has been closed and all the gate of paradise are let open, Not only that, devil and his host are under boundage right now, so if you are sad about their situation you should at the same time thank ALLAH for the , only if they did not worhip any other thing except the GOD that create the heaven and earth,

The dark dude is a presenter, Inspiration FM Lagos the other is a US based writer he wrote Global Etiquette Guide to Africa and the Middle East