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PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Nymphnode(m): 10:16am On Aug 10, 2011
I have a Nokia 5230 Tmobile dat i want to unlock. The engineers in Otigba says they dont have the codes yet. I know most of dem are not dat good. Can anybody out here help?
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Stole Pakurumo? by Nymphnode(m): 11:06pm On Aug 09, 2011
When the case ever gets to court, then the headlines would read 'LADY AJASIN PAKURUMO WHIZKID' grin grin
FamilyRe: Should Nigerian Men Be Neutered To Save Nigeria by Nymphnode(m): 7:30pm On Aug 08, 2011
I heard of an animal that bites of his mates head after sex. I'm not even worried about the death, I only pity men with premature ejaculation   grin
FamilyRe: Should Nigerian Men Be Neutered To Save Nigeria by Nymphnode(m): 7:20pm On Aug 08, 2011
I heard of an animal that bites of his mates head after sex. I'm not even worried about the death, I only pity men with premature ejaculation grin
CelebritiesRe: Sam Loco, Dead Or Alive by Nymphnode(m): 5:37pm On Aug 08, 2011
shadrach77:
it's been confirmed. AIT just reported he is ALIVE!
Just watched Channels online and they are still saying the man he dead men. Which one we wan believe now?
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Richest Pastor Oyedepo Puts Private Jets Up For Sale by Nymphnode(m): 3:46am On Aug 07, 2011
I just cant seem to get the picture of Jesus in the wilderness out of my mind. The nice man was walking about in his sandal thinking to himself 'Are we there yet?'
PoliticsRe: Acn Seeks Suspension Of Night Travels By Passenger Buses by Nymphnode(m): 1:52pm On Aug 06, 2011
Not to worry, the time is here to create Ministry of Night Time travellers, sponsored by Chisco/Ekene Dili Chukwu, insured by Nicon Insurance, protected by the Civil Defense Corp, real time video of highway traffic situation will be powered by Etisalat in association with Main 1 cable
PoliticsRe: Christians Admits Ur Mistakes by Nymphnode(m): 6:38am On Aug 05, 2011
huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thanks Seun, I Got A Dream Job Through Your Site by Nymphnode(m): 6:35am On Aug 05, 2011
Congratz
RomanceRe: Help! I’ve Been Married For Three Years And I’m Still A Virgin by Nymphnode(m): 6:26am On Aug 05, 2011
whiteroses:
lubricant huh abi what do you mean? your husband can not insert his anaconda into your ladyhole or what?
Maybe he should try the small finger first, or a pencil. I pity him having to offload in your butthole everytime for the past 3 years
CrimeRe: My Husband Now Was The Cult Leader Who Raped And Impregnated Me In School. by Nymphnode(m): 5:44am On Aug 05, 2011
Theblessed:
[size=16pt]Well young lady, it's come full circle for you.

In fact, you're as evil as your husband. Imagine you, lying and hiding your own child because of your ambition to get married.  Goes to show, you're one of those who sell their conscience to succeed in life. 

Your sin has caught up with you.

A snake will always bear what looks like it. Evil family will always attract people like them, and this one is exactly your kind - shut up and put up with it! tongue tongue

Personally, I sympathy with the innocent poor child that did not ask to be born and no, found herself in this situation - a victim.  As for you and your family, you disgust me! You have no consideration of this child whatsoever, but only yourself. I have no faith in a woman that denies her children because of a man afterall, what is a man marrying you for? angry angry angry

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That's what the spirit in me say I should tell you.

Now, take it and shut up!  
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Now where exactly will this reply best fit?  Epilogue or Prologue

Now imagine that you are seeing your husband's driver for the first time and behold he is the same guy that was expelled from your school after he violated you,  Now add salt, then put knorr chicken. Ok. Now stir gently
PhonesRe: Nigerian Fraudsters Have Repented by Nymphnode(m): 6:50am On Aug 04, 2011
dayokanu:
Naija boys have relocated to those countries
Exactly, but for how long can they keep up? ? ?
ComputersRe: Why Are Nigerians So Crazy About 2go by Nymphnode(m): 6:28am On Aug 04, 2011
slap1:
2go is nice, if you use it like me: Never visit the chatrooms, just chat with the friends you know.
But  2go chatroom users had started migrating en masse to NL
RomanceRe: Most Romantic Cologne/purfume? by Nymphnode(m): 1:13am On Aug 04, 2011
IYA NGBALI:
i love hausa perfumes called danduallah and bintu
Spice Bintu on Erato and you will certainly get the fly'z buzzin'. Swiss Arabia still is the best whenever wan romance mammy water:-D
RomanceRe: How Would You React To Being Dumped? by Nymphnode(m): 5:29pm On Aug 03, 2011
Wouldnt brush till my taste buds are buried in slime and am unable to swallow my spit or stand my mouth odour. I picture her as something disgusting then i clean up and am whole again. Do not attempt this therapy during the working days.
PoliticsRe: Bravery! As Man Over Powers Kidnappers by Nymphnode(m): 4:39pm On Aug 03, 2011
~Bluetooth:
Which liver ? Those guys may have dropped out of kidnapping school.you know ? huh
They never attend any, I believe. He ran once and was shot at, he even attempt escape the second time while the rest of the gang cheer him on. And 30 GOLD medals? Is it from the annual yam festival wrestling match? atch?
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Tolerate A Cheating Partner? by Nymphnode(m): 6:24am On Aug 03, 2011
Whats the connection? Boyfriend/Girlfriend, married or ur intended one. Anyway it seen u are attached already and you only fear loosing him/her. It seem like a lost cause already even if you are married to the person. You have to take that step ,
CultureRe: Why Do ''poor'' Nigerian Give Birth To A Lot Of Children by Nymphnode(m): 5:49am On Aug 03, 2011
How do you mean poor? There are lot of super rich folks with a football/Dream Team. There are just 2 in my family and I use to envy my neighbour who have younger brothers that are taller than them who call them 'BRODA SO SO' grin
RomanceRe: Signs Shes Cheating by Nymphnode(m): 3:45am On Aug 03, 2011
When she starts staring at you absendmindedly, and starts giving you mono syllabic responses. Then she is definitely wishing you will be abducted by the aliens. At least those are they once who care enough to hide the facts from you
PoliticsRe: Bomb Rocks Nigerian City As Peace Panel Inaugurated by Nymphnode(m): 3:29am On Aug 03, 2011
babseg:
It was a banga/knockout not bombs. grin
grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Nurse Says The Bible Forbids Women From Wearing Trousers by Nymphnode(m): 3:18am On Aug 03, 2011
She must be a devout ECWA mama grin
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Nigeria TV Adverts For July 2011 by Nymphnode(m): 5:44pm On Aug 01, 2011
I cringe everytime I see the Fanta Rap, especiacially when that toothpick guy starts to swirl. I cant never call dat a dance. No way
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Was 'Forced' To Sleep With Her Lecturer by Nymphnode(m): 3:24pm On Aug 01, 2011
Why is it always the ladies? I know guys wouldnt mind such advances from their female lecturers, I'll have feigned Dundi if only to see Miss Cynthia Kague apparently firm bust.
BusinessRe: Breach Of Confidentiality By Diamond Bank by Nymphnode(m): 2:11pm On Aug 01, 2011
The bank just saved you your job. Mr Boss is already wondering why you stop asking for IOU. grin
Music/RadioRe: Best Femcee (Female Rapper) In Nigeria - Muna Vs Eva by Nymphnode(m): 1:26pm On Aug 01, 2011
, Am 4 Eva,
Music/RadioRe: Best Femcee (Female Rapper) In Nigeria - Muna Vs Eva by Nymphnode(m): 1:24pm On Aug 01, 2011
Am 4 Eva
TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria's Karen And Zimbabwe's Wendall Are The Winners Of Big Brother Amplified by Nymphnode(m): 10:21pm On Jul 31, 2011
obailala:
Nigerians again using the power of large numbers (and sentiments) to intimidate the rest of africa. I guess the organisers knew this would surely happen hence they decided to crown two winners in this edition.
What will happen if we eventually break up. I can only imagine
CelebritiesRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Embarrasses D'banj In Church? by Nymphnode(m): 12:35pm On Jul 31, 2011
How is he supposed to alter his performance at the last minute? Well, thats where he earns the title 'entertainer'. All there rehearsals for nothing.
CelebritiesRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Embarrasses D'banj In Church? by Nymphnode(m): 11:30am On Jul 31, 2011
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Anyway, na d organisers I blame. Dem no see bouqui, keffi, ksb or chiomaJesus?

They may be endowed, but na church dem still dey. fi le!
[quote][/quote]The venue is the Covenant U N I V E R S I T Y. I wonder what he would have done if Femi were to entertain him with Bang Bang Bang
TV/MoviesRe: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 by Nymphnode(m): 8:36pm On Jul 30, 2011
cool cool

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