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How much are you willing to spend on advertisement? Get that guy with the bush baby voice to announce your story line, show them effects from 'House of Macro' and tell them the movie was shot in london, cairo and iraq, even if the london scene is of you hailing a cab at heathrow then and there you have yourself box office.How much are you willing to spend on advertisement? Get that guy with the bush baby voice to announce your story line, show them effects from 'House of Macro' and tell them the movie was shot in london, cairo and iraq, even if the london scene is of you hailing a cab at heathrow then and there you have yourself box office. |
Actually he was adopted from Little Saint Orphanage. Concluding story on www. amebo.ngActually he was adopted from Little Saint Orphanage. Concluding story on www. amebo.ng |
Thats what led to the Plantashion Boyz break up. Blackface use to smoke 50% of every wrap bought, faze smokes 35% and Tuface smokes the remaining 15%. The only problem is dat blackface will still ask him for the claro, Back to the topic, if he still roll with the same crew, someone will absentmindedly pass him the poli and he(2face) will absent mindedly collect it. |
buy1get2:I'm very sure the list is incorrect because I no see Union Bank there too ![]() |
Those 50 naira pamphlet they use to sell way back in the molue would have done the trick. Too bad the rats had piss-coloured mine |
With this much controversy inherited already, I doubt how many nigerian will be willing to risk banking with them(islamic banking) in the near future. Maybe Sanusi should leave it for the next Governor to implement, people would have gotten use to idea by then |
Becomrich}:A bloke from Computer Village hacked into his facebook account and changed his password. |
Shege Ubong! Wikipedia must hear dis one o. |
Roland17:I will prefer Oyela bank too, you will only need a bowl of water to see what forex trading for the next day will be like. Infact, I will close my UBA account in anticipation |
There is the mention of fake drug dispensing by the cameroonians, yeah everybody knows dat they only sell roots and local viagra . True that they need license for that too. And the issue of ghanian marijuana plantation is equally true, i know of a distributor in Ogbomosho. They are taking over our 'high' department, imagine what happens after a wrap of indo and a glass of Alomo bitters. I bet you will be kissing the rain. |
Lets just consider 2 what if's. 1. What if he were to run into armed mob with his escorts with him? Would they open fire and eventually kill in the name of defense? 2. What if the bokos catch and kill him because he has no armed escort? Wont millions of redeemer will be bitter about his carelessness? Lets just consider 2 what if's. 1. What if he were to run into armed mob with his escorts with him? Would they open fire and eventually kill in the name of defense? 2. What if the bokos catch and kill him because he has no armed escort? Wont millions of redeemer will be bitter about his carelessness? |
finest-iyke:Are you kidding me? You should be more worried about the extra terrestial replies |
9 pages already Amy, and still counting! You are one heck of an addiction goddess. You rock gurl!!! |
Now 'WHO WANT TO BE A DIVORCÉE ?' |
sayso: |
What happens to those who have saving of some sort out there, and they cant even re-apply for visa anytime soon |
The xtian folks keep quoting the scripture but forgot to add that you have already done it in your mind over and over again. You are going to hell already, so tell us about the sweating, the moans, the gasping or did you blew your load on entrance? |
You get to use emoticon freely and senselessly. And psycho analyse anybody too |
One part of naija got away with amnesty and monthly wage, this part too will go away with minimum wage and Honda cars(hausa's love honda products), lets see what the last part will come up with as an excuse for notoriety |
I've read everybody's comment on adaptation of bio degradable material yet nobody mentioned having seen one being used in water packaging, (2) Please on a curios note, is there any bio degradable company in Nigeria? |
I just cant seem to get the picture of how much excreata will come out of that much food out of my mind . But the figure should be correct if we are to consider Alomo(Kasapreko) and other imported alcoholic beverages been consumed in Lagos alone |
Wetin be the work of hin special advisers. He should visit the kindergaten during breaktime and ask them same question over sand castle building. Afterall Kids Knows Better |
Goodnews to some. Na 11 new jobs be dat for grabs |
We should have retaliated by eating 'FUFU' |
What is the probability that another Yoruba man will win a Nobel prize in the near future? Ans= 0. And old Wole had to dash the dream of 77 young dude who honored the invitation with only that thought in their minds, even in public. Well, he is a Capone and he must have seen their chicken heart ![]() |
This could be a planned work from the start, I mean what if GEJ is even part of this film tricks. Maybe he want us to believe in him if he later stop them and cash in on the glory. , (2) Detonate one of the dynamite in Ketu market in Lagos and see what the caption on 'Alaroye' front page would read ![]() |
I was driving home when my girlfriend called me with her new etisalat number(line3), few minutes after a new online catch called too(line 2). On getting home I jumped to calls recieved after work, of course i thought i was saving the new catch's number since I have my babe's line 1&2. Two month's later, my woman presented me 8 printed copies of my after sex appreciations as my birthday gift. Every etisalat text intended for online catch had been going to her phone. I learned one lesson though, always call and learn voice recognition. |
Fashola is trying but i believe fatigue is beginning to set in for him, there is so much to be done and he is not even getting due support from his people. If only he can get back on his track and go loco on those illegal building, maybe some certain parts of Lagos would have witnessed kids float paper canoes in the canals like the once in my area did |
Good news to developers. Enough branches across the nation to be re configured. What will the new name be now? |
It took her months of trying out her pose in front of her ceiling to floor mirror, months using her vanity mirror to perfect her poker face, even if she were to be telling the truth, i believe she is too good an actress to not pull of a minute role like that. Lie detector wouldnt do it either, I suggest the use of truth serum. |


