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TV/MoviesRe: Will A Nollywood Movie Sell Without A Popular Face? by Nymphnode(m): 8:10pm On Jul 30, 2011
How much are you willing to spend on advertisement? Get that guy with the bush baby voice to announce your story line, show them effects from 'House of Macro' and tell them the movie was shot in london, cairo and iraq, even if the london scene is of you hailing a cab at heathrow then and there you have yourself box office.How much are you willing to spend on advertisement? Get that guy with the bush baby voice to announce your story line, show them effects from 'House of Macro' and tell them the movie was shot in london, cairo and iraq, even if the london scene is of you hailing a cab at heathrow then and there you have yourself box office.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Family Profile by Nymphnode(m): 11:40pm On Jul 28, 2011
Actually he was adopted from Little Saint Orphanage. Concluding story on www. amebo.ngActually he was adopted from Little Saint Orphanage. Concluding story on www. amebo.ng
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia On Drugs: ‘i Have Stopped Smoking Marijuana’ by Nymphnode(m): 7:47pm On Jul 28, 2011
Thats what led to the Plantashion Boyz break up. Blackface use to smoke 50% of every wrap bought, faze smokes 35% and Tuface smokes the remaining 15%. The only problem is dat blackface will still ask him for the claro, Back to the topic, if he still roll with the same crew, someone will absentmindedly pass him the poli and he(2face) will absent mindedly collect it.
BusinessRe: 9 Nigerian Banks Make Top 1000 World Banks Ranking by Nymphnode(m): 2:13pm On Jul 28, 2011
buy1get2:
where are other banks like Wema,Phb and stuff,
na wa for nijiria o
I'm very sure the list is incorrect because I no see Union Bank there too grin
PoliticsRe: What Does 'Lagos' Mean & Who Coined The Name? by Nymphnode(m): 6:57pm On Jul 27, 2011
Those 50 naira pamphlet they use to sell way back in the molue would have done the trick. Too bad the rats had piss-coloured mine
PoliticsRe: Muslims Can’t Go To War Over Islamic Banking – NSCIA by Nymphnode(m): 3:42pm On Jul 27, 2011
With this much controversy inherited already, I doubt how many nigerian will be willing to risk banking with them(islamic banking) in the near future. Maybe Sanusi should leave it for the next Governor to implement, people would have gotten use to idea by then
PoliticsRe: Gej Sends Tenure Elongation Bill: "i Had No Shoes : " by Nymphnode(m): 5:08am On Jul 27, 2011
Becomrich}:
is this for real or fake story.
A bloke from Computer Village hacked into his facebook account and changed his password.
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by Nymphnode(m): 4:33am On Jul 27, 2011
Shege Ubong! Wikipedia must hear dis one o.
PoliticsRe: Opc To Set Up Obatala Banking by Nymphnode(m): 11:55pm On Jul 26, 2011
Roland17:
No one go better pass OYELA BANK, where everyone go dey free to exhibit him witchcraft to get more customers
I will prefer Oyela bank too, you will only need a bowl of water to see what forex trading for the next day will be like. Infact, I will close my UBA account in anticipation
TravelRe: 45 Ghanaians Deported From Nigeria by Nymphnode(m): 2:15pm On Jul 26, 2011
There is the mention of fake drug dispensing by the cameroonians, yeah everybody knows dat they only sell roots and local viagra . True that they need license for that too. And the issue of ghanian marijuana plantation is equally true, i know of a distributor in Ogbomosho. They are taking over our 'high' department, imagine what happens after a wrap of indo and a glass of Alomo bitters. I bet you will be kissing the rain.
Christianity EtcRe: Guess Who This Armed Dude Was Protecting. Pic by Nymphnode(m): 12:51am On Jul 26, 2011
Lets just consider 2 what if's. 1. What if he were to run into armed mob with his escorts with him? Would they open fire and eventually kill in the name of defense? 2. What if the bokos catch and kill him because he has no armed escort? Wont millions of redeemer will be bitter about his carelessness? Lets just consider 2 what if's. 1. What if he were to run into armed mob with his escorts with him? Would they open fire and eventually kill in the name of defense? 2. What if the bokos catch and kill him because he has no armed escort? Wont millions of redeemer will be bitter about his carelessness?
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between A Relationship And A Friendship? by Nymphnode(m): 4:49am On Jul 24, 2011
finest-iyke:
And diz rubbish made d Front Pagehuh
Are you kidding me? You should be more worried about the extra terrestial replies
Music/RadioRe: Amy Winehouse Is Dead by Nymphnode(m): 3:56am On Jul 24, 2011
9 pages already Amy, and still counting!  You are one heck of an addiction goddess.  You rock gurl!!!
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Separates From Wife by Nymphnode(m): 3:38am On Jul 23, 2011
Now 'WHO WANT TO BE A DIVORCÉE ?'
PoliticsRe: 43,000 Ghost Workers Discovered By Fg In One Year by Nymphnode(m): 1:09pm On Jul 22, 2011
sayso:
Good point
So start employing the unemployed.
TravelRe: Uk Deports 61 Nigerians by Nymphnode(m): 12:54pm On Jul 22, 2011
What happens to those who have saving of some sort out there, and they cant even re-apply for visa anytime soon
RomanceRe: She Is Married But Kept Calling And Sending Romantic Messages by Nymphnode(m): 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2011
The xtian folks keep quoting the scripture but forgot to add that you have already done it in your mind over and over again. You are going to hell already, so tell us about the sweating, the moans, the gasping or did you blew your load on entrance?
PoliticsRe: Despite All The "silly" Arguments Daily, What Has Nairaland Contributed To Naija by Nymphnode(m): 4:17am On Jul 22, 2011
tongue tongue You get to use emoticon freely and senselessly. And psycho analyse anybody too
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Sect Splits by Nymphnode(m): 2:54pm On Jul 21, 2011
One part of naija got away with amnesty and monthly wage, this part too will go away with minimum wage and Honda cars(hausa's love honda products), lets see what the last part will come up with as an excuse for notoriety
BusinessRe: Should Pure Water Be Banned? by Nymphnode(m): 1:35pm On Jul 21, 2011
I've read everybody's comment on adaptation of bio degradable material yet nobody mentioned having seen one being used in water packaging, (2) Please on a curios note, is there any bio degradable company in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends N98 Trillion Importing Food Between 2007 And 2011 by Nymphnode(m): 4:48am On Jul 21, 2011
I just cant seem to get the picture of how much excreata will come out of that much food out of my mind grin . But the figure should be correct if we are to consider Alomo(Kasapreko) and other imported alcoholic beverages been consumed in Lagos alone
PoliticsRe: What Will Benefit Nigerians Most? Pls Advice A Governor! by Nymphnode(m): 1:09am On Jul 21, 2011
Wetin be the work of hin special advisers. He should visit the kindergaten during breaktime and ask them same question over sand castle building. Afterall Kids Knows Better
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Jega Sacks 11 Resident Commisioners by Nymphnode(m): 12:21am On Jul 21, 2011
Goodnews to some. Na 11 new jobs be dat for grabs
SportsRe: Ghana Denies Using Juju Against Dream Team V by Nymphnode(m): 3:11pm On Jul 16, 2011
We should have retaliated by eating 'FUFU'
PoliticsRe: Don’t Emulate Me, Soyinka Tells Younger Generation by Nymphnode(m): 2:37pm On Jul 16, 2011
What is the probability that another Yoruba man will win a Nobel prize in the near future? Ans= 0.  And old Wole had to dash the dream of 77 young dude who honored the invitation with only that thought in their minds, even in public.  Well, he is a Capone and he must have seen their chicken heart cheesy
PoliticsRe: 700 Bombs Intercepted In Fct. by Nymphnode(m): 2:08pm On Jul 16, 2011
This could be a planned work from the start, I mean what if GEJ is even part of this film tricks. Maybe he want us to believe in him if he later stop them and cash in on the glory. , (2) Detonate one of the dynamite in Ketu market in Lagos and see what the caption on 'Alaroye' front page would read grin grin
PhonesRe: Ever Sent A Dirty Sms To The Wrong Person? What Happened Thereafter ? by Nymphnode(m): 10:57am On Jul 16, 2011
I was driving home when my girlfriend called me with her new etisalat number(line3), few minutes after a new online catch called too(line 2). On getting home I jumped to calls recieved after work, of course i thought i was saving the new catch's number since I have my babe's line 1&2. Two month's later, my woman presented me 8 printed copies of my after sex appreciations as my birthday gift. Every etisalat text intended for online catch had been going to her phone. I learned one lesson though, always call and learn voice recognition.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Flood: PDP Demands BRF'S Resignation by Nymphnode(m): 5:01pm On Jul 15, 2011
Fashola is trying but i believe fatigue is beginning to set in for him, there is so much to be done and he is not even getting due support from his people. If only he can get back on his track and go loco on those illegal building, maybe some certain parts of Lagos would have witnessed kids float paper canoes in the canals like the once in my area did
BusinessRe: Intercontinental Bank And Access Bank Merge? by Nymphnode(m): 6:18am On Jul 13, 2011
Good news to developers. Enough branches across the nation to be re configured. What will the new name be now?
CelebritiesRe: I Have Never Cheated On My Husband.actress Omotola Jalade Ekeinde ! by Nymphnode(m): 6:07am On Jul 13, 2011
It took her months of trying out her pose in front of her ceiling to floor mirror, months using her vanity mirror to perfect her poker face, even if she were to be telling the truth, i believe she is too good an actress to not pull of a minute role like that. Lie detector wouldnt do it either, I suggest the use of truth serum.

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