₦airaland Forum

tecsalt:
We are aware that there's COVID-19 in Nigeria but the number of cases we are having everyday is a SCAM...

During the first Lockdown... I've seen people that defied it im Lagos and it's going to two months without a feasible symptoms of Corona

Lol... so in your own understanding of the situation, covid19 just generally hovers in at outdoor atmosphere, so anybody who leaves their house and goes outside must catch it? Wonderful!

adadike:
tell them my brother. If you have ordinary malaria, they will tell you it's covid 19. Even their evil test kit will read covid 19. Nigerians should start asking questions.

Yeah you're right, Covid19 is not real. It's chinese doctors strangling people all over the world. The people in isolation centres in Nigeria are just fellows suffering from ordinary malaria fever. People need to question their govt.

Genesils:
Someone shu remind me how much we spent bringing them please

GamalNasser:
2 million dollars

It cost govt zero, cos they were brought in by CCECC.

The media in Nigeria is such a terrible disease.

GamalNasser:
When we said those people were not doctors but telcoms technicians y'all called us conspiracy theorists but look the minister just confirmed it ... Nigerian open your eyes to this Covid thing because it's not what you think it is ..today the Lagos State govt admitted it lied when it said a Dubai returnee died of COVID when in reality he was murdered by the negligence of the NCDC who deliberately left him to die of a heart ailments just so the could grow their COVID death list ...If you still think its a coincidence those Chinese technicians came into the country and suddenly the harvest of death started then think again ...

Upside down reasoning. So in essence iy isnt covid that's spreading and killing people, rather its Chinese doctors?

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

Your number 3 just made me disturb my neighbours with laughter. You left a bird's nest because you didnt want to render them homeless? Wow!

Anyway, not everyone is cold blooded. I've killed a goat before, I've killed countless chickens, I intemd to kill a cow one day. But I must confess, I feel bad too when I look into their eyes.

NJPot:
stop defending all these politicians. It was my village that the Fulani came. Some villagers killed some of the Fulani cows and ate. Anyadike in Imo state house and Emeka Chinedu in federal house helped in resolving the issue and Uzodimma also came into the matter. The Fulani headers mentioned the number of their lost cows which was settled with money. That was what brought peace. They were warned not to bring their cows to Mbaise again. Though I hate Uzodimma, but what he did was the best thing to do to bring peace. But due to people from other Igbo regions has lambasted Uzodimma for settling the Fulani herdsmen with money, he is now denying it.

Oga there's a difference between defending Truth and defending a politician; except we're saying truth no longer means anything in our politically charged generation.

I dont know whether he did it or not or whether its 8million or not; I cant vouch for anybody let alone a Nigerian politician. But my point is the increasing number of bare faced dumb lies and propaganda people keep churning out against the man all for the sake of politics. The amount of silly propaganda created everyday against the man tilts me to doubting this N8m story.

By the way, I personally dont see anything wrong if he uses money to ensure peace, but it would be sad if 8million was actually paid; how many cows were killed?

Lol... As expected.

The opposition PDP in Imo and the hordes of bitter IPOBians scattered all over the place are obviously very displeased that this news is fake. One can already see several of the unfortunate fellows weeping and wailing all over this thread, and insisting the earlier FAKE facebook report must be real.

The ipobian slander mill has since been on rampage, churning out fake news upon fake news upon fake propaganda against Uzodimma since he became governor.

The other time they claimed Uzodimma had placed Hausas in Imo state on stipends (how daft); of course it was rightly debunked as foolish news. Then they proceeded to say Uzodimma was appointing Emir of Owerri, Emir of Mbaise and Orlu. That too was debunked as stupidity. Then Abba Kyari died, and some retardeens claimed Uzodimma was renaming Imsu to Abba Kyari Uni. These twerps just never get tired of churning out rubbish and peddling same on facebook and WhatsApp.

zakim:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nigeria-makes-n2-6trn-in-one-year-sales-of-petroleum-products-ppmc.html

NNPC imports fuel with N3trillion and sells it to Nigerians at N2.6 trillion; incuring a major loss (or under-recovery as they nicely put it, or subsidy for short). And the journalist who penned the report titles it "Nigeria MAKES N2.6trillion"

The journalist who published this report must either be mischievous or just dumb. Cant blame the 99% of people in this thread who got misled by the report; the entire report is very misleading.

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

Hahaha... forgive my laughter, but your story sounds a bit funny.

Not having an erection when with an ashi, I doubt that has anything to do with your wanking. You're just 'olosho-incompatible', which is actually a good thing (and you aren't alone). After numerous trials and failures with oloshos, the anxiety is probably the reason you cant get it up even with your woman. You need to be more relaxed.

CovidVaccine:
White woman joins the search for "Jubril" and "Buhari"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xSOpzHK6E

Lol.. this one is definitely sitting on one Ipob dick somewhere in the US.

[quote author=CovidVaccine post=89445061]White woman joins the search for "Jubril" and "Buhari"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xSOpzHK6E[/quoteLol.. this one is definitely sitting in one Ipob dick somewhere in the UK or Europe.

Crazeman03:
Hello Nairalanders, Hope you guys are staying Safe. Please don't mind my writing, I will make it short as possible.

I met this wonderful lady Last year and everything has been going good until 7 months ago when she told me she was Hiv+. That hit me hard but that didn't change anything, she was surprised I didnt react and opening up to me didn't scare me because I'm negative though we haven't had sex yet before the moment.

Now it has been 4 months we've been having unprotected sex. I'm not afraid of contracting the virus, as she keeps taking med and her viral load is low. I made sure before we went for test before having unprotected sex. Her CD4 count is above 750 and viral load is below 20, which makes hiv undetectable in her.

Now one night around 3months ago, she woke me up in the middle of the night to ask me, why do I love her knowing fully well about her status because she could not believe she will ever have a relationship with someone negative not even in this Nigeria by the way they stigmatize hiv+ people. I told her the reason and I'm not afraid hiv is not the worse or the baddest of diseases. There are more killer diseases than HIV and HIV is not a diseases but a virus. Only attack your immune system and its no longer a deadly virus.

The problem I have now is that whenever I imagine myself having it and how I will popping drugs everyday, make me kinda moody towards her, because I always keep telling her to always take her drugs. Last night she discovered she is pregnant and I'm just imagining things how everything will play out, I know when she will put to bed she won't be able to breastfeed. People will ask questions. I really need to tell someone in my family but I don't know who. My mom my react and the other person I trust is my younger sister.

On her own part, only her elder sister and brother knew she has the virus. And she had it since 2007.

I only need an advice if I need to tell any member of my family, looking to settle down with her this October.

Tell your mum you have HIV too.. That will neutralise everything.

Vikynas:
Backing up the NCDC officials with security to make sure that an active cases are recorded in both States,is it compulsory for every state in Nigeria to have an active case?

So you mean to tell me there are still humans who dont believe covid19 is real and who think it's scam?

With the rate at which the disease is spreading all over the place, Kogi and Cross Rivers' governors claim there cant be covid19 patients in their states and so therefore, cant permit NCDC to set up base in their states. You honestly believe that is a sane stance?.... Of course NCDC is now the ENEMY!

Same thing happened in Kano until people started dying like chickens yet we still have humans with this foul mentality calling covid19 politics?

If people start dying in Kogi, you lot will still blame NCDC and FG. Ignorance and illiteracy dancing on steroids!

Vikynas:
It doesn't end there and you can check the issue of Kogi and Cross River State regarding to what the minister also said.

What did the minister say in kogi and cross rivers?

Conductor261:
I am far more intelligent than the health minister. In no small measure!

Okay noted! Would be interesting to see how far this your brand of intelligence gets you.

Acidosis:
Kogi has zero deaths with Covid-19 App.

How does that sound? So because they told you the Covid organic led to zero death, every damn person should take that absolutely without testing because they're fellow blacks??

Are we this f00lish in this country?

The level of reasoning I've seen in this thread this morning just made my stomach churn terribly.

Conductor261:
Go get busy you have nothing to say. I said useless and I stand by it.

I'm still patiently waiting to hear what exactly you have to say (if you truly have any). You've still not been able to say anything meaningful besides just calling the minister all sort of names. Or is that what makes you 'brilliant'?

You started this thread claiming that as a non-medical practioner, you were more intelligent than the health minister because you knew the local names of artemisin (and that the minister didnt know it). Please tell us more.

Unchecked:
An inactive government, a government that is late in everything, while governments world over are scrambling for every means possible to find a cure ours can’t even tap into what others have discovered already. Shameless government!

What exactly makes the govt inactive here? Choosing to analyse an untested herbal extract first before administrering it to patients, is that what makes govt inactive?

Which kind of lamentations do we even have all over this thread?

Conductor261:
Shut up. If you don't have proof to the contrary.

What is your own proof? You just sound like a frustrated person on rampage all over this thread. Show me one single evidence or the basis of all the vitriol you've been pouring out all all morning?

Conductor261:
Don't be silly. Nigeria is yet to import the purported item of discuss and won't because of the WHO dollars...

And how do you know that? ... how do you make an assumption in your sitting room, assume your assimption to be true fact, and then go about insulting people based on an assumption?

Vikynas:
This is the result of appointing a half-cast as a minister he's not satisfied with the money he has looted so he is finding other excuses to continue exploiting the Nigeria government so he can run back to his mother's land when he's done....FOOL.

Like seriously, the ministry of health takes delivery of an unapproved drug, and says it will be subject to analysis to verify its efficacy and safety. You and several others call the minister a FOOL for this action.

Please tell me, did you expect the ministry of health to just take an unapproved traditional extract and start administering it to people? Is this what would have made the minister 'brilliant' in your opinions?

Cc: Conductor261, Benwallt, flame4chi, Emma1Oj

francisisking:
those are for the sheeples that choose to follow any dick Tom and Harry.. but stop accusing someone falsely it's against the 10 commandments...

Abeg leave matters. I understand it's dangerous to accuse falsely but in this one abeg leave the matter!

pafra:
Must you insult him to make your point. Calling him 'useless' may God have mercy on you.

The fellow didnt even make any point at the end. He just poured out insults upon insults on the minister; I had to read through the thread hoping to see why he thinks the minister is useless, I couldnt find anything he said besides that he knew the local name of the plant.

Conductor261:
What's this nonsense? As a non medical personnel I have done far better research into this plant... gotten the local names..

And why the hell do you think the man you're recklessly insulting doesnt know that as well? You sit behind a computer keyboard and just assume you know better than a medical practitioner?

Conductor261:
This man is plain useless.... Govt of we will, we shall.... Can't we hear we have, for a change?

Is there anything Nigerians wouldnt insult and criticise?

obataokenwa:
Not a die-hard follower of any man. I don't know his God but since he calls Jesus, let me keep believing it's the almighty God till otherwise

Its really hard to trust any of these so called prophets/pastors/Apostles of these days. Anybody can set up a brand by calling Jesus, but that doesnt really count for anything these days. Afterall Eddie na Nawgu was a prophet too calling Jesus everywhere.

LibertyRep:
Is it by force to declare Kogi Covid-19 active state?

The virus is like pregnancy that can't be hidden for long before it is revealed.

And then when it goes out of hand (like what is happening in Kano), what then happens?... The people start sneaking in the middle of the night to other states to infect more people. It's really hard to understand the reasoning of some people.

Notateflonguy:
What wike did to an extent was not right at all we know...but I feel sowore should have better ways of expressing his views ...you can criticize sth without insults...na all this kind talk dey make am always dey behind bars....which one be wike is mad...express yourself without insults...everybody and their life sha

I'm actually an advocate of 'criticise without insults', but the very act of demolishing a hotel (destroying wealth) as punishment for flouting lockdown order, no other word in the world better describes that act than what Sowore used "MAD"!

I personally wouldnt say Wike is mad, but the act of destroying a hotel is definitely madness.

francisisking:
no evidence.

obataokenwa:
so they've been saying about TB Joshua for the past twenty years now

Dottore:
Evidence pls. To me he's more Godly than many so called well packaged pastors.

Yeah you're all correct; I have no evidence whatsoever. Even if I had, I wouldn't bother providing it cos this isn't even a debate; I'm just expressing my personal belief which I'm entitled to, just like you guys are also entitled to yours.

Evidence hardly makes any difference when it comes to africans and religion. Afterall even pastors who impregnate followers, turn followers to live burnt offerings, rob their members in broad day light etc still have die-hard followers.

MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.

Things that
will make u a man of God

1: Your relationship with God

2. Your way of life

3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of
God

Odumeje may be a philanthropist, Odumeje may be a comedian that cheers us all up, all those other expensive suit adorning pastorpreneurs may be rogues, but these do not change the fact that Odumeje is a glorified native doctor who just rebranded his business as a church.

There's no diffwrence between Pericoma and Odumeje; both are highlife musicians and both are strong juju priests.

989900:
In a PPP arrangement, imagine the income to government and the attendant income in income and corporate tax!

We the people of Nigeria are a people heavily sedated in delusion: we want first class products, services, lifestyle, etc., -- for free!!! Further reason why religious enterprises have a field day in this country making humongous amount of money from deluded-miracle-waiting folks.

It's a sad reality. With the established failure of our government systems, the only way any progress can be made in Nigeria is to put aside the socialist and welfarist policies.