₦airaland Forum

alcmene:
Olayinka said: “At 63, Lai Mohammed should know that speaking for the federal government of Nigeria is different from speaking for the APC, which he did by always tying corn to his anus while dancing naked at the market place.

Chaii... Some dudes have venomous tongues

I eagerly await Lai's response to this slaughter as he isn't a man known to exercise respite. Lai's response would be bloody

naijapropa:
[size=15pt]EXPOSED: Urhobo leader who denounced Biafra is Buhari’s agent[/size]

It has been revealed that one Alhaji Mumakai-Unagha who last week denounced the inclusion of Urhobo in the map of Biafra is Buhari’s agent.

The Muslim Cleric, Unagha – a factional leader of the UPU, was a staunch opposer of a 2nd term re-election of former president, Goodluck Jonathan. Unagha is said to...>>>READ: http://naijapropa.com/exposed-urhobo-leader-who-denounced-biafra-is-buharis-agent/

Okaaay!
The guy who made the statement is an APC Urhobo man. But do you remotely think that Urhobos are actually interested in joining Biafra?

Did someone actually give that man a bible?

I wonder where the money would come from to finance an N8 Trillion budget, elections are over so there's no need to continue making wonderful promises. However, IF (I pray this comes to pass) they can achieve this feat (even if it's N6Trillion), then I would have no fears any more about Nigeria certainly being on the path to reclaim its glory.

There are too many things to be considered first if illegal refineries should be legalised; Safety, Environment, quality of products etc. Our crude oil pipelines would also be in great trouble

TonyeBarcanista:
This is the problem. Why should service providers get 0.5%? This is absurd and unpatriotic. Why should the FG allow the AGF to enter into such agreement? Why not a fix amount say N5billion? Is that not fair enough?

Did you just say N5billion?...

ThisDay Newspaper has just apologised and clarified on all the misinformation which it originated and which has spread like wildfire.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/tsa-systemspecs-banks-demand-payment-of-n7-6bn-processing-fee/225775/

The total amount collected so far is approximately N8billion and SystemSpecs gets only 50% of that amount, CBN 10% and the 22 commercial banks sharing 40%. At the end of the day, SystemSpecs is even getting less than the N5billion which you suggest as reasonable.

By the way, for the Nigerians complaining of N25billion, if only they knew the staggering amounts which the commercial banks have been fleecing from these government funds over these years, they would understand the urgency of this TSA. I really wish someone could do a research and come up with a proper expository on how much the government would be saving by having its funds in CBN instead of commercial banks. TonyeBarcanista should have been a right person for such an expository, but it certainly wouldn't favour his political leanings.

noblezone:
Hahahahahaha.

I can feel your pains bro,'
Just find a way to manage it.

As for me, I dey kamkpe dey watch una and the disaster you brought upon Nigerians by electing a clueless bigot as your President.

Tell yourself the truth, assuming this is happening under Jonathan, will you be this humble and patriotic?

Hahahaha. Hypocrites.

First of all, we all gave Jonathan over 3 years before we lost our cool with him for his cluelessness; you can go back and check Nairaland history to confirm if I say the truth or not, 90% of those who bulldozed the clueless one out of power were people who supported him massively till circa 2013. Go do your homework and tell me I am wrong.

Talking about disaster brought upon Nigerians, what disaster could be worse than the one in which God in his infinite mercy, bulldozed away for us on May 29th 2015?... As a matter of fact, the present fuel crisis which we face was caused by non-payment of subsidies to fuel marketers and this is a direct offshoot of the recklessness, incompetence and corruption of the last regime which you all diabolically wanted to perpetuate. The N413billion presently owed petroleum marketers stretches from August 2014 till recent; if you do the maths, you will realise that the last administration incurred over 70% of that debt. Yet you guys play a blind eye and accuse someone else for the ineptitude of your hero?.. Damn you!

engrkenny:
Look at human being. I was nearly stranded yesterday night, paid like triple the normal fare all in a bid to get home. All you can come up with in defence of your demagogues is this trash??

I'm not defending anybody, I was only mocking some evil people who are rejoicing over this misfortune due to political sentiments.

Ucheosefoh:
the why evils should go to baba who appears clueless on the fuel scarcity issue, which is different from what he promise us BTW some strong APC supporters are now joining the wailing gang especially madam Oby

Thewhy evils is specifically for some set of people who are presently rejoicing while Nigerians suffer, all because they see this as a lovely political opportunity to throw insults.

Eboski:
So anybody that speak his/her mind is PDP member? How you telling me Nigerians can't react when things are not going well?

I never said anyone was PDP; I never said anyone shouldn't feel bad, I feel bad also. I was only referring to some set of evil politically sentimental people who instead of feeling bad and praying for the situation to get better, they are actually excited over this misfortune because they see it as a fertile opportunity to throw insults around.

saasala:
Woke up this morning, kelt down beside my bed to do the normal early morning routine of prayers, upon finishing the cliche "..... Rest and abide with me now and forever more, amen" I felt something under my foot, it was a scorpion. I killed it instantly leaving the carcass on the floor.

I went straight to the bathroom to lather my face and gummy eye lids, coming back into my room I saw another one creeping on the ground, and I did the needful once again.

I later went to my landlord to show him the pictures, guess what the man said "I will call the carpenter to come check your room".... And I was like what is this one saying... What coherence is between a carpenter and scorpions... gerrara here mehn.

I gave each of them a selfie for Nairaland purpose

Please what town are you based?.. I hate this devilish crawlers like hell; I wouldn't want to live in any town where they exist.

Another warm meal is set for the usual suspects. Even while Nigerians groan about the inconvenience of the current fuel scarcity, the wailers are presently at their most excited state presently; they are excited for at least having something genuine to wail about this time around.
#WhyEvils

Lai is back

But for crying out loud, who are those senseless son's of the devil who have been spreading falsehood that Buhari was stealing N25billion daily from the TSA contract?.... I even saw some of the dolts sharing some silly fake news reports on facebook that it was Emir Sanusi's company that was stealing N25billion daily. Why is it only just a bunch of dumbos who supported the devilish plunder of the past administration that are desperately trying too hard to prove that every government including the present one is also foolishly corrupt?

These guys in their desperation to justify their folly are trying to sell a farce to Nigerians that all administrations are equally senselessly corrupt as the last one which God bulldozed for us.

SLS

Africa

Hehehe.... Food is ready for the transition radio secessionists... Ngwanu wete nu efere

Very interesting heading to deceive the empty skulls; the black man naturally reads only the title before commenting, hence this title is an interesting one.

asumo12:
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Kpians...

Prof Osinbajo at Work in His Office

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3080508_vposinbajo1_jpeg095baf1997192e7512d0a735530c3163

Lol... sometimes I cant help but wonder the kind of short-circuit that occurs in the brains of 'some' Jonathanians.

There is an ongoing downward salary review for ministers and special advisers; the salary scale you posted and which is being circulated is the previous salary structure.

Whether you like it or not, the usual suspects would still find something to wail about in this spread. E.g. why should defense, justice and interior go to only one zone?

smuth:
[b][size=13pt]Since you claim nobody knows the exert figure missing...abeg how did Mallam Sanusi now arrived to the fact that money is missing?...was he acting on hear say or he actually saw the money get missing? If it is by hear say then his admition that money got missing cannot be trusted, if he actually saw the money get missing then why is he confused as to the actual figure? Look we all know money get missing in every Ministry in Nigeria...

Anybody can come out and reveal to the public that 70 billion dollars in missing in NITEL when we all know if their account is audited we will discovered atleast one third of that amount will be missing considering the persived corruption rocking NITEL and other ministries, NNPC is not an exception...i promise you that if the present administration decides to audit the CBN account during Mallam Sanusi tenure we will see how much get missing under his watch. It just pains me why politicians see some people as gullable and they proof to them even with their level of education that they are really gullable, including you...sorry but that's just the truth.[/b][/size]

Lol.. I knew for a fact that I was talking to an olodo... thats why I made the earlier statement that even with 1000 explanations, you will still come back dancing with the same question. No be your fault though, you may not be an olodo in other things but due to sentiments, you have chosen to be one here.

If the oil price was $100/barrel and NNPC claims they sold 100 barrels in a given period, then the gross figure made by NNPC should be $10,000. If NNPC claims they used 1000 for standard operating costs and 1000 for haulage and 1000 for reinvestment, you dont need to be a prophet to know that 7000 should be left. So if NNPC eventually pays only $2000 to CBN, it is common sense for CBN to ask NNPC what happened to the remaining 'unaccounted' $5000. By the way the word unaccounted means 'not accounted for', it does not implicitly mean 'stolen'. CBN/SLS has simply asked NNPC to explain or provide receipts for what they did with the remaining $5000; bring the money or account for the money (i.e. show us the receipts).

Chubhie:
I wonder why SLS was not sued for exaggerating figures and eroding investors confidence. What does that tell about SLS? He's not so good with figures? How would a CBN governor go live on national and international TV and hurt the economy without following the right channel and getting his figures right? Do you think its in national interest and not chasing personal vendetta?

The audit has not been completed yet, the subsidiary of nnpc which controls the largest funds has not been audited yet; NPDC refused to open their books to the auditors for reasons best known to them. So until the audit is done and complete, you cant blame SLS for not being an omniscient god.

smuth:
[size=13pt]How do you expect Intelligent Nigerians to believe a Mallam that keeps changing the figures from 49billion to 10billion and 20billion then 9billion and now to 1.4billion? Abeg is this Mallam confused? Only fools will believe a confused man...ask yourself this question: if PWC with there report now came up with 1.9billion missing which Deizani admitted was due to some descripancies which we all know is common in accounting whether in private or government...where did that Mallam get that bugos figure of 49billion initially? Why would an Intelligent person take this man seriously? There is definitely no smoke without fire...it is clear he is all out to smear the name of Deizani and Jonathan, but that same Allah that he calls will strick him soon for blasphemy. [/size]

Stop being clever by half, pause for a second of your life and stop viewing everyy issue from the angle of politics/ethnicity /emotions. There is a reason the figures changed and even primary school pupil understands the explanation but I'm sure you wouldn't still understand even if it is explained to you a thousand times.

There was no way any man could say exactly how much was missing (if any) especially when NNPC refused to cooperate with the CBN. With information available to the CBN, SLS declared a shortfall of $50bn. After public outcry over the allegation, the uncooperative NNPC finally releases some more receipts explaining that ~$40bn was their operating expenses. And then the unaccounted figure was reduced to $10bn (even NOI agreed to this figure and even claimed it was actually $10.8bn).

After further scrutiny of the extra receipts produced by NNPC, SLS declared that the actual amount was even meant to be $20bn. That was how the figure arrived at $20bn; even though NNPC claimed ~$10bn was spent on a nonexistent kerosene subsidy.

External auditors were brought in to audit NNPC accounts, the NNPC and then FG refused to open their books to the auditors thereby rendering the last audit useless. Up till date, no one really knows how much is unaccounted for or how much is missing in the NNPC.

I'm sure with the simple explanation above, you will still return to blame SLS for not sticking to a figure or for not being able to calculate mathematics.

Amen oh!... By God's grace if Nigeria can achieve just half of that target, it would make a massive difference.

smuth:
When i saw this post on front page i quickly left my food to read and expect Mallam Sanusi to publish proof for us all to see, but no na story story this aboki come tell us, abi mallam no sabi simple English again? Deizani boldly challenged you and all the gays accusing her of stealing to come out with a proof yet na question you come to ask again...Mallam were is the proof, gays were is the proof #shouting.... Without proof please shut your aboki mouth and let us hear word. Kettle calling pot black. How do you idiots expect her to go to jail without presenting a single proof to prosecute her?

I am not asking anybody to go to jail and I have never accused her of being the one who stole the alleged missing money. I only said Sanusi has done his part by letting Nigerians know there are irregularities going on in the NNPC-FG financing with billions of dollars being unaccounted for. Auditors are presently investigating this and that is the right thing to do and not declaring anyone guilty or innocent online (like you and your ilk are doing). If there's anything to exonerate anyone, I think Sanusi has already been exonerated by the discovery from the previous partial audit that over $1.4billion was withheld by NNPC. The full audit is being done as we speak.

And with your bolded directionless response, it is not my fault that you have a moronic sense of comprehension and judgement.

[b]Even when there was a resounding rejection of GEJ and everything he represented all over the world, the wailers still believed it was fake. Even though Buhari resoundingly won all the online and offline opinion polls conducted before the election, the wailers laughed it off claiming PMB will only win online.

The mind of the people was finally expressed in the real life election and some fat soul thinks it was Jega's doing. Only a dull brain would have believed and would still think that the SE & SS would outbumber the NW+NE+NC +SW.

Probably they (PDP) had pre-arranged a very massive electoral fraud to disenfranchise millions of Nigerians to make the SE & SS bigger than the NW+NE+NC+SW; I trust the PDP to have always flung up some numerical magic such as 16 > 19. But the only problem to that national raape, the only stumbling block to the national charade was an unflinching JEGA.

Today the PDP regrets not removing JEGA before proceeding with their plans. But regrets can't change the hands of time. God indeed loves Nigeria. [/b]

TRUTHTOPOWER:
3. She won't be obligated to feed corrupt cronies

In my opinion, this is the most important point and this is the exact issue which messed NOI up. NOI was mandated against her will to feed a lot of corrupt FG cronies; and of course being a part of the govt, she was also mandated to cover them up.

coolzeal:
As soon as he was sacked as CBN governor he became an Emir. Perhaps, his own part of the deal was to tell lies and become an Emir but then again, it could be a propaganda or conspiracy theory. Sanusi, present your evidence to the court so they can persecute her and stop gnashing your teeth. After all, OBJ spent over 16billion dollars for power and nothing to show for it. IBB, Atiku, Tinubu, Abacha, Abdulsalami etc. All stole huge funds in billions of dollars and they're still walking freely. What about the halliburton case? Nigeria is a nation of liars, bigotry, nepotism and full of hypocrites. I hate the fact that I was born in this nation..

So because people stole in the past, by your best judgement, it is okay for people in the present to steal?... I sincerely wish people like you were not born in Nigeria; it is because there are many people who think like you do, that is why Nigeria is the way it is today.

As for the story, Sanusi has said his own part that there were sharp practices in the NNPC. From his evaluations and re-evaluations, he reckons that up to $20billion have still yet to be accounted for by NNPC but it is left for Nigerians to go do an investigation to find out whether the unaccounted funds have been outrightly stolen or whether it has been secretly diverted by the FG to solve other concerns.

The partial PWC audit report proves Sanusi's point to be somewhat credible when they confirmed that NNPC was indeed owing the FG over $1.4 billion, but that audit was only partial because of the uncooperation of NPDC and CBN. With a new government in place now and with no government controlled cabals blocking the auditors from checking the NPDC and CBN accounts, the latest audits should be able to tell us what exactly went wrong (if any).

Rochas' massive stomach seems to be missing in that pics. Could it be that he transferred the belly to his police ADC?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3077646_EkeUkwuowerri_jpgc4bdfb49c2659039f1c648b6f777c7f8

gozmok1:
My people please can someone tell me what
is happening to our apostles of good
governance during the last administration?
why is everybody quiet about the fuel
scarcity that has lingered for almost one
month now. Our APC fans whom are you
blaming now GEJ or Dieziani? what of our
bring back crusaders?plz why have they
gone cold or are the girls back? A bag of rice
is now 11,500 I guess it will get to about
14k before Xmas. Last year we bought a full
bag for between 7,500 to 8000 at
Christmas.
You guys are in charge now for 6 months
yet all we get are excuses and blame game.
what am I even hearing about TSA?
corruption among the saints? You no longer
criticise our soldiers. You have stopped
calling them names.Our president has
approved the release of 413bn to pay for
subsidy. I thought they said subsidy amount
was over bloated during the time of GEJ.
Why are my people not talking again? How
much job has been created since May 2015?
How many unemployed Nigerians have
started receiving the 5000 stipend? Why are
we not asking questions? Has promise of
Change become Change of promise? We are
just watching.

GEJ paid over N2 Trillion for subsidy alone in 2011 and he paid over N1trillion in every other year of his leadership. Use your tongue to count your teeth bro, no need for further explanations..http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE84C08N20120513