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Are Nairalanders so dumb to understand that it was a joke or is it the hatred for the man that is beclouding their reasoning?

ihebrooke: I expect the sun to rise and set!

What's all the fuss about valentine?

That day doesn't make any difference to me.
Everyday is a valentine to me.

[quote author=#80million]*speechless*
What is it with all these Valentine wahala sef,it's starting to get BORING. Valentine this, Valentine that,u just dey remix d topic,abi na thread. What's ur business sef?

By the way,someone should pls tell me that i came 3rd![/quote]

mikeeze: This valentine nonsense is getting too much.Why must you wait till 14th before you do something special for somebody?

[quote author=sagytarius™]Enough of this Valentine this, Valentine that.
Any difference between that day and any other day?
The sun will still rise by 6:30am and set by 6:30pm.[/quote]

toykathy: I keep wondering why valentine is all some pple keep tinking abt. Go find better thing to do jare.

valicious1: THIS VALENTINE BULLS.HIT is realLy making u guys MAD. ForGod's sake thats mY birthday & am not even as excited, curious & anxious as you guys are. There are more serious issues happening in Nigeria everyday that should make frontpage rather than you MODs continually haunting & taunting us with these valentine stories.
N.B - too much of everything is absolutely bad. There would always be valentine's day, this is not the 1st & would definitely not be the last Valentine's day that would come to pass.

fittty: Na wah oh..... These mods sef. Is valentines day going to be a public holiday? Seun why are your mods behaving childish. Why all these valentine bullsh*t on the front page. Are we secondary school students? Why all the hype about valentines day. Pls we need better topics on the front page

Revolva: Valentine dis valentine dat!!! Na wa oo every valentine post dey enter front page........who even carez about valentine

Some peeps are just too funny. If valentine's day is of no relevance to you, why bother opening this page? Are people so jobless these days?

did I just hear "finals for the first time in 13 years"?

Tonitelli: [size=14pt]This is silly..really....I wonder who analyzed this tweet from rufai in CAN...no understanding whatsoever...he wasnt insulting Jesus in anyway..he was just trying to show how far maku and his attack dogs will go to discredit anyone who says a thing abt the govt.....now I can't help but wonder if CAN isnt a PDP branch as they say...[/size]

gbam!!!

This episode reminds me of the time when Obasanjo stated that 'even if Jesus comes down to conduct elections in Nigeria, people will still complain that it was rigged.' I remember how a lot of people including religious leaders kept heaping curses on OBJ even without bothering to find out exactly what was said or what was intended.

I just hope and pray that the bootlicking comments I'm seeing on this thread are from Fashola's version of the 40 man laptop gang because if these comments sincerely represent the true mindset of Nigerians, then we are in real deep shit.

Just like someone said earlier, 'all these for simple project inspection?... when commissioning starts, what are we to expect?

Walahi!.. In occasions like this, u wonder what kind of cars would be at the car park but instead what we have here is a 'private jet park'

Oil Money!!

Is it not the same guava bellied man that recently took delivery of a brand new business jet at the same time when the people he ruled lived in refugee camps?

Toyota and Honda vehicles are the most common vehicle brands on Nigerian roads therefore it's simply logical that these brands are the most stolen.

The irony of the whole hate game is that all those screaming they would ignore the video would end up being the firsts to watch it. Probably so they would be the first to go online and diss d video.. You all know yourselves.. Unfortunately, the more they hate, the more they get obsessed and promote her brand

Dangote is officially the richest since he can defend the source of his wealth.

Are there other Nigerians out there richer than Dangote?? Hell Yeah!.. and they are too numerous to mention.

I remember a statement credited to Mariam Abacha that "No matter the amount of money the Govt seizes from their family, the Abachas will never be as wretched as Dangote" That was not an empty boast.

I weep for the foolishness of our govt. who says the farmers don't have phones already?

Talk of misplaced priorities or rather, a not so smart avenue to illegally enrich empower a party faithful with an inflated contract. May God deliver us from a govt of idiots

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]They're actually stationed near the pool to keep an eye on swimmers. Its not actually their fault, but they may have been negligent. Whatever the case, the large chunk of blame rests with the deceased who swam under the influence of alcohol...[/quote]

donchris369: Alcohol and bootycalls are the easiest way to your early grave. Rest in peace for there is a heaven for hommies.

I'm still searching the story to see where it says the man was drunk. Nigerians and being judgmental

Interesting... MEND is now our culture

Pst. Tunde Bakare

philips70:
Retrieve your brains fast from that prostitute house you left it. One more day it stays there you will loose it forever! Imbecility is violently knocking on your door. I beg you in the name of God, act fast for your family sake.

This is very mean!

Nice one... I think he produced the the movie, just like TD Jakes has also produced some movies... and I think TD Jakes' church is even called 'the potter's house'

[quote author=geez*]Just an attention seeking hungry lawyer[/quote] When our dracula politicians read comments like yours, all they do is smile and pop some more champagne cos they know the people they rule are idiots.

Tolling isn't much of a problem but I think N500 is way out of order especially considering the Nigerian economy

Sowore and co are a blessing to our generation. Unfortunately, there will always be dumb people in the society who will not understand this.

I think most people hate her simply because most people say they hate her... Funny how humans behave

Unfortunately for her haters, the more they hate, she doesn't seem to give a damn... and simply cos of that, they tend to hate her even more

This is just so wrong... I pity the kids cos they wouldn't be allowed to make a choice

Hmmm... for once, 190 has refused to be a clown... I think he has a strong point.

@Op, just do ur homework carefully...

[quote author=ade-young]Some yrs ago, i remember
I was trying to date a girl I met on fb. so later in our dicussion, she requested 4 #25,000. I told her i dont have money, after so much plead. I agreed to give her #10,000. After i sent her d money, i discovered dat she dont use to be online like b4 till i finally did not see her again........till 2moro i never met her face to face.[/quote]I thought we only had white magas... now I know we have pure breed naija dudu magas. I can even bet my last dime that ur facebk girl was actually a boy

ATMC: i don't think this is ok cos i like real guys...nevertheless life is fun sometimes you know. I trust d flat mate didnt tell

At that point in time, it had nothing to do with being real or fake. Based on the circumstances, it would have been absolutely awkward to drop her off and then start walking, even though it was a route I would have typically walked on a normal day... as for the flatmate, I don't think she mentioned it cos when I 'confessed' later to my girl, she laughed so hard and it was clear she had no idea.

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ATMC: I thought you 're a guy op?
Well mine was yesterday evening, i went to see someone in his office, after my meeting with him, he opted to give me a ride back home which is close by but one guy signaled me to decline so i did...he wanted us to walk home though we don't live in d same place but close. I did dt cos he helped me to his office and kept me busy with gist until d person i'd come to see came back. He then started looking for something in his drawers after a while he gave up. I asked how important what he was looking for was, he said without it, this public hols will be a waste. I told him to calm down and look for it, he said no dt he does not want to waste my time, i told him dt i can walk home on my own dt he should calm down and look for d stuff, he refused. So we left, he called d security man to come lock up d place. When we parted ways, i bid him good night and i hadn't taken few steps when i looked back and saw him running back to d office, i guess he never thought i could look back, probably he's going to get d stuff cos its important so y dt short drama, smh

Wow! This sort of thing happens to me all the time

I remember once after an evening outing with a girl, we left off in a cab to her place. After dropping her off, I got the same cab to get me to my house (which was about a 30 mins walk away). As soon as we drove out of her street, I quickly asked the cab man to drop me sharp sharp so I would walk the rest cos the rate at which the pound£ was counting on the meter was life wallet threatening . Unfortunately, the moment I got down and started walking in the cold, I bumped into my girl's flatmate

yomtolly: When will people learn?

In life, taking risks like this is sometimes INEVITABLE. Many great love stories and marriages started with taking this kind of risk. Unfortunately, a lot of horror stories/movies also begin like this so u can't really blame anyone for being too foolish cos one can never be too careful