₦airaland Forum

otokx: Why did they not site the project in the Niger Delta? Is it not from the Niger Delta that the gas will come from?

PapaBrowne: I was passing the expressway today and I saw the road dancing azonto. I was astounded. So I stopped and asked it why it was dancing.It took a very deep breathe and and the conversation went thus:

Road: For years now some Mack trucks had been climbing my back with very heavy load. They run over me without considering the fact that my bones which are located underground usually get fractured anytime they pass. My skin tears, rain falls, I get sludgy and then very very ugly. Its been a hellish experience.

Me: Very very sorry for your plight, but that can't be the reason why you are dancing Azonto. Why are you dancing?

Road: I'm dancing because I haven't seen the Mack Trucks today. They said Fresh Air blew them away into the bush and they fell on some long things called trains that now carried them away on a rail track.

Me: Yes, I heard it too oh. Ha, that fresh Air is blowing everywhere. Mr Airport, Mrs farm, Uncle Economy ati Brother Power. They are all experiencing this wind you are talking about oh, Mr Road. Make I dey go jare. Make I reach house quick so that I go fit chop Cassava bread!

Airforce1: End Time Sign

Na wa o

ndrule: We've seen beta photoshop dan dz.....u stil nid to work mor on it

ULSHERLAN: Exactly tot I was d only one that saw the photo in a shop. Photoshop things

Signs of end times? ...Photoshop?

Are we so unenlightened in Nigeria to understand that if there can be conjoined twins in humans then it can also occur in animals?

free2ryhme: A young man was yesterday crushed to death by a trailer on the Ore-Benin road. The accident occurred at Kajola in Odigbo Local Government Area of Ondo State.

The victim, a footballer, is popularly known as “Mikel”.

An eye witness said the accident occurred while the deceased was crossing the expressway.
The villagers set the trailer ablaze, causing a gridlock on the highway for several hours.
A source said the situation degenerated when some soldiers allegedly shot at the protesters.
Many people were reportedly injured and vehicles vandalised.

One of the villagers said: “The protest was hijacked by hoodlums, who extorted money from the stranded motorists. Some drivers and their passengers abandoned their vehicles and fled into the bush. It was an ugly incident.”
Police spokesman Wole Ogodo confirmed the incident [size=15pt]and said the command was on top of the situation[/size].


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/chaos-on-ore-benin-road/

Tolexander: na liquid akpu dem dey inject!

So unfortunate how some women can't differentiate when they have baby in their womb and when Akpu is there.

shineureyes: Is that this pregnant women don't do scan?

I've heard of some cases where the female clients of the baby factories know exactly what is going hence they would always discourage a scan even if their husbands insist.. They know they aren't pregnant but just need the baby bump to deceive either their husbands or inlaws. This story is actually strange to me

riskit33: @OP normally when someone puts up a topic he gives a total breakdown/account of the story so anyone reading can easily assimilate the gist. However, your posts up there are pieces of fragmented and disjointed information that's difficult for one to easily sense of except he/she has been following the original story directly from CNN. Please this type of narration is not worthy of the front page. Try better next time!

Mr Aboki: They are trying to bring an Igbo Man down..





But as long as Olisa is involved...

No Shaking!!!!

Dibiachukwu: where in the bible?

JIGHU: No ....Roman Catholics is losing it

drake2005: This is man ought to be arrested, charged and sentenced for wrongly use of English language

Wsdm: Mr. Pope, you are not to rule base on your volition. Tell us what the Bible says about this, simple. Must you all be controlled by western idiocy? Christianity is making itself two porous.

Syncan: Exactly. The church never teaches discrimination against them, She rather sees their act as a grave disorder, yet She encourages them to seek the face of the lord, whose grace can make all things good. Yea its unfortunate when someone finds his or her sexual taste biased in that manner, the church sympathises with such a one, but calls him or her to a higher spiritual effort. The pope however, in line with the church, frowns at any propagation of a disorder as if it is right. This is what the lobbyists do.

Erifenz: [size=15pt]No celebrities in Nigeria[/size]

3: Scheduling Time For Affection

Guess what: affection isn't meant to be scheduled! So what if you were in the middle of work thing in your computer when he came up behind you to hug you? You can close the laptop for five minutes to engage in some sweetness. If you always brush him off and make him feel like a nuisance for giving you affection, he’ll stop and that's BAD for BUSINESS.

HNosegbe: The Senate president has still not addressed the issue closest to my heart.

Section 21 of the Child Rights Act of 2003, a federal law, states unequivocally that a child below the age of 18 shall be deemed a minor and not eligible to marry. The law goes on to stipulate imprisonment for those who break this law.

How come Sani Yerima is still a free man?

Caracta: There should be 0-15 0r 5-15 for the "First-to-Comment" Crew.

ak4God: Sowore is working with Opposition,how come Sahara reporter never published any news regards to other parties?Everything dey post is always about Jonah!!Sowore"s report is biased and full of sentiment. Too bad!!

solomon111: And the sad thing is that many people believe the malicious reports of Sahara reporters against the president.