Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele & Husband JJC Cheated On Each Other - Benito Bello by Oblongata: 4:10pm On May 21, 2022 |
Sweetplum: Shebi you this Benito that do face like Fanta ll marry. Probably get baby mamas too. You ll be dragged very well. Your daddy too is reaping the dividends of his uncultured peni s! Na wetin I dey tell those rude boys on romance section. One of them wan chop two sisters. Una never see mad problem wey pass Una own. Make all men that likes fuckin g around continue. Karma is available. Last Drop: As for Funke Akindele, she entered a marriage with a man with several cracks. 5 kids from 5 baby mamas. Na curse? That's how they first marriage with Almaroof crashed. Cos that one don get many wives before. Everyman or woman ll live with the consequences of their choice. Funke, enjoy your choice. There’s no such thing as ‘uncultured penis’. We can only have ‘uncultured mind’. |
Crime › Re: Lekki Lynching: Police Reveal Identity Of Suspected Killers Of David Imoh by Oblongata: 8:35am On May 21, 2022 |
Believing in extraordinary source of evil is completely unnecessary! Man alone has the capacity of all wickedness. (Joseph Conrad). |
Politics › Re: Actor & Musician, King Zealot Arrested, Paraded As ESN Operative (Pictures) by Oblongata: 6:47am On May 20, 2022 |
Na DSS dey form all these stuffs
We all know IPOB na peace loving people with flags.
People that cannot hurt a fly, and even if they do mistake carry guns, na the latest model wey dem do yesterday dem dey carry… they are too rich and sophisticated to carry handmade. We have caught you again DSS. |
Politics › Re: Bonario Nnags: "IPOB Finally Touched My Community Last Night" by Oblongata: 1:23pm On May 18, 2022 |
Na Dss my brother, no be IPOB
IPOB na peaceful people with flag… |
Education › Re: I Did A 1 Minute Plank Every Morning And This Happened To My Body by Oblongata: 9:24pm On May 17, 2022 |
You guys dey oppress me! I used to Carry 10g dumbbells every morning. When small improvement show like this, I dump the thing in my laundry room. I got a bicycle I have not managed to ride common one day. Bought Nintendo wii for my kids with belief I would be doing aerobics on it, for where? Started a gym center for my then jobless wife’s sister with the hope I would be going there by weekends, only went once. Tried swimming for like 5 mins and I realized I was aqua phobic. I come begin dey get better weight. Now I dey manage dey do 15 push ups and sit ups (upgrade from 10s). One day I will get there… |
Family › Re: Nnamdi Ogbogu, Missing Person In Lagos (Photos) by Oblongata: 1:08am On May 15, 2022 |
He shall be found in perfect health I pray. Lalasticlala fp please. |
Politics › Re: Deborah: Tommorow's Church Service. by Oblongata: 10:12pm On May 14, 2022 |
From what I have seen on Facebook, I think brethren should start coming to the south. A word is enough for the wise! |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Tears As Deborah Samuel Is Laid To Rest(photos) by Oblongata: 9:24pm On May 14, 2022 |
AsomArchitectNG: When it comes to religion, Nigerians fight for God. But when it comes to their rights, they leave it for God to fight for them. O deep… |
Travel › Re: Menace Of Okada In Owerri Township: Pictures & Video by Oblongata: 6:31pm On May 14, 2022 |
If you like your mb, don’t watch that video… |
NYSC › Re: Oluwole Adetiran Is Dead! NYSC Anthem Composer Dies At 75 by Oblongata: 10:18am On May 07, 2022 |
Odigba! Omo Alagogo memu tooto… |
Romance › Re: Help Am Feeling Sucidal! by Oblongata: 7:32pm On May 06, 2022 |
Las las you go dey alright |
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Osinbajo Shook Hands At The Sw Apc Elder S Meeting- Photos by Oblongata: 7:26pm On May 06, 2022 |
The finals is going to be….
Atiku Vs Tinubu |
Politics › Re: Aloy Ejimakor Reacts To Reports Of UK Designating Of IPOB As A Terror Group by Oblongata: 4:55pm On May 06, 2022 |
gidgiddy: UK is not Nigeria, they dont do things like Nigeria. If the UK was going to tag IPOB a terrorist group, they wouldnt do it in an immigration guidance page
A country like UK takes national security very seriously, unlike Nigeria Ok I will play along with you. Let’s keep patching the truth up. What is the difference between ‘I don’t want people that steal to come to my house’ and ‘I don’t want thieves to come to my house’. Wetin concern me sef? Next time you are applying for Uk visa, add ‘IPOB’ member make we test run am…
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Politics › Re: Aloy Ejimakor Reacts To Reports Of UK Designating Of IPOB As A Terror Group by Oblongata: 3:16pm On May 06, 2022 |
If you are smart enough and can read between the lines, you don’t need a lawyer to tell you that IPOB have been tagged a terrorist group by Uk. That lawyer also risk getting banned from entering Uk. |
Politics › Re: Garba Adamu Blasts UK For Profiling IPOB As Terror Group by Oblongata: 11:09am On May 06, 2022*. Modified: 11:45am On May 06, 2022 |
Nigerian politicians must really think we are all daft! So you went ahead and proscribed a peaceful agitation thereby igniting fuel and bringing out monsters. Election period now suddenly, GBAM!!! Don’t call these people terrorist o, only us can call them terrorist and in fact, we want to settle with them. |
Romance › Re: How To Get A Wife On Nairaland by Oblongata: 7:39am On May 03, 2022 |
WowSweetGuy: Be careful make u no go marry dog exgirlfriend... Its a faceless forum..that's all i gat to say.
But u can try unbreak one girl here heart called futureisfemale or so. Na dog be that one boyfriend, na y she hate boys  |
Phones › Re: Which Is Better Iphone Xsmax Or Samsung Note 10 Plus by Oblongata: 5:57pm On Apr 30, 2022*. Modified: 2:06pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
Memberclub: You know you’re damn wrong. Just stop lying and say sh!t on here. I hold a personal opinion and you tell me it is a lie? How old are you boy? |
Phones › Re: Which Is Better Iphone Xsmax Or Samsung Note 10 Plus by Oblongata: 1:06pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
Memberclub: Shut up bro You needn’t be rude or arrogant. Even if I were wrong, you don’t just tell a person you have never met or seen before to shut up. I only posted my personal opinion. I will not reply you anymore because you are most likely a teenager. |
Phones › Re: Which Is Better Iphone Xsmax Or Samsung Note 10 Plus by Oblongata: 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
vacettetommy: How please? It has greater pic quality and its sleek design is cool. In my personal opinion, I love it more than 11 and 12. |
Phones › Re: Which Is Better Iphone Xsmax Or Samsung Note 10 Plus by Oblongata: 9:09am On Apr 30, 2022 |
XSMAX all the way! That phone is better than many other newer iPhones (11 and 12). |
Computers › Re: My Laptop Was Drenched In Water While I Was Walking In The Heavy Rain Yesterday by Oblongata: 9:06am On Apr 28, 2022 |
So sorry about that bro! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Military Casualties That Putin Don't Want You To See - Videos by Oblongata: 6:39am On Apr 25, 2022*. Modified: 7:02pm On Apr 25, 2022 |
In war military casualties ain’t really a concerned casualty as the military men had already signed out their lives…
It is the civilian lives that really matters!
Ukraine is yet to take the battle to Russia’s doorstep, and Ukraine is having civilian casualties everyday! How are they winning the war?
May the souls of the departed Rest In Peace. |
Romance › Re: I Once Trekked From Ibadan To Akure In 4 Nights And 3 Days by Oblongata: 11:19pm On Apr 23, 2022 |
Na wa o, see as the story come resemble original? I no go dey believe any story lai lai for this forum |
TV/Movies › Re: The Man Of God: Reviews and Ratings? by Oblongata: 8:17pm On Apr 20, 2022 |
Your review is wholesome! Thank you… Go girl… |
Romance › Re: First Time Taking Canadian Loud (photos) by Oblongata: 8:58pm On Apr 17, 2022 |
Apparently the Op ‘Nose’ his stuff  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Before You Sleep, Meditate And Pray With This... by Oblongata: 8:39pm On Apr 17, 2022 |
femoint007: Before You Sleep, Meditate and Pray with this…
Then said Jesus unto them, Be not afraid: go tell my brethren that they go into Galilee, and there shall they see me. Matthew 28:10 KJV
Pray this…
Father, As you have said in your Word- please reveal yourself unto us this season like never before in Jesus Name.Amen . Amen. You are blessed… |
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing’s Ex-lover Apologies To Her And Talked About Fake News About Him by Oblongata: 4:29am On Apr 17, 2022*. Modified: 12:57pm On Apr 17, 2022 |
Such a perfect gentleman! He was my hostel mate back in Bowen. He shouldn’t have got himself entangled with that Ape. He shouldn’t have replied her! He shouldn’t have apologized! I guess he was looking for cheap publicity for his political ambition. Bet no be like Nkechi na! Babe wey be kobo Kobo Ashy for Osu that year! Person wey no get shame! Toke and Aunty Tiwa still dey far better and get class sef. Ope fumble gaan! |
Nairaland General › Re: How Can I Stop Being Soft Hearted As A Guy by Oblongata: 12:14pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Bj |
Politics › Re: Throwback Photos Of Osinbajo Fueling His Car In Lagos by Oblongata: 9:37am On Apr 14, 2022 |
Seun go chop well well for this period ehn  |
Education › Re: I Feel Like I Wasted My Time On Education by Oblongata: 9:35am On Apr 14, 2022 |
I studied in order to be a resourceful individual; not to make money…
I also have many certificates which does not align with what I am presently into. However, my certificates has made me to be the resourceful person who I am today. Please guys, study to be resourceful, you might get lucky along the line and get rich… but being rich is not a means to an end… |
Health › Re: Cockroach Causes Man To Lose Hearing After It Crawled Into His Ear In US Hotel by Oblongata: 1:27pm On Apr 13, 2022 |
That is so CREEPY!
I am feeling totally creeped out right now! |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana Military Power 2022 by Oblongata: 9:29pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Ghana that is not up to Lagos state. Ghana is all hype on paper but Nigeria is the might in west Africa. Please don’t compare Nigeria with Ghana again except in Jollof Rice. May God forgive you. |