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CelebritiesRe: Kolawole Ajeyemi: I Love My Wife, Toyin Abraham, More Than My Mother (Video) by Oblongata: 8:06pm On Feb 20, 2022
Pelumar:
na 2pac lyric you quote I feel u bruh (chop knuckles)
You are a correct guy *return knuckles*
CelebritiesRe: Kolawole Ajeyemi: I Love My Wife, Toyin Abraham, More Than My Mother (Video) by Oblongata: 8:02pm On Feb 20, 2022
DaddyRochie1642:
You quoted Tupac with that your last sentence grin
Very guilty as charged grin
CelebritiesRe: Kolawole Ajeyemi: I Love My Wife, Toyin Abraham, More Than My Mother (Video) by Oblongata:
SIMP Lomo!

SIMPlabi!

Mother’s love is unquantifiable, incomparable!

Your wife can leave you over your small mistake, but a mother is hooked with you until her last breath.

I love my wife… but ain’t a woman alive that can take my mother’s place
PoliticsRe: Timothy Adegoke: Case Against Adedoyin Discontinued at FCT High Court by Oblongata:
Many people won’t digest what they read before spitting rubbish. It was Adegoke’s family lawyer (Falana) that asked for the case to be discontinued at the federal level and be brought to the jurisdiction which the crime was committed (Osun State). This clearly might not be unconnected to a fact that there might be much interference at the federal level. And aside that, it was wrong from the onset to had gone federal when the state has competent courts. Falana simply corrected an anomaly.
HealthRe: How Do I Treat This Ailment/infection? Please Help. (photos). by Oblongata: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2022
We used Neomedrol to get rid of this back then.

I don’t know if the ointment is still available
EducationRe: In Your Primary School Days, How Much Was Your Daily Pocket Money ? by Oblongata: 3:52am On Jan 27, 2022
50 kobo which was enough for ‘Ikana Gowon’, chalk sweet and ‘Sisi Pelebe’. Like play like play, person done dey old cool
CrimeRe: Police Officer Rapes A Female Suspect In Custody. by Oblongata: 9:50pm On Jan 25, 2022
If I click, will the policeman unrape her? angry
AgricultureRe: Turkey Farmer Makes His Cow Wear VR Goggles To Increase Milk Production by Oblongata: 6:00pm On Jan 21, 2022
Poor cows, they would think they are in their paradise, not knowing it is just virtual…
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Mr. B A Good Friend Or A Bad Friend? by Oblongata: 2:43pm On Jan 21, 2022
OP na you be Mr A or C.

If you can afford it, then help him.
BusinessRe: AMCON Takes Over IBEDC by Oblongata: 2:17pm On Jan 21, 2022
Different bottle, same wine!
SportsRe: I Am Single And I Like Toxic Women – Maduka Okoye (Video by Oblongata: 2:10pm On Jan 21, 2022
If this one spend 1 night with Tonto, he go say na gay him wan be grin
NYSCRe: Corper Beaten For Refusing To Pay Bike Men by Oblongata:
Attitude is everything…

He could have easily spoken well with the bike man, explaining to him how he must have misplaced his wallet, and gone ahead to explain his predicament to people around and just maybe, he might see a helper, rather than claim ‘Omojoba’, who corper epp?

Manner of approach is quite essential…

If an officer stops my car, the first thing I say is ‘Oga mi sir! How dey go dey go?’.
He has no other option than to reciprocate my greeting and patapata ask ‘anything for the boys’? rather than wasting my time asking for documents.
CelebritiesRe: “My Ex Husband Cheated On Me, Kaffy Dancer Hints About Her Divorce” by Oblongata: 5:08am On Jan 20, 2022
Jondelng:
LOL!!, you are so wrong shaa…
If she wan live make she live naa, another person wey like infidelity like your mama fit take over naa
@OP please forgive him, na small sense dey worry am.
TV/MoviesRe: Mo Abudu Responds To Criticism Trailing 'Chief Daddy 2' by Oblongata: 5:18pm On Jan 14, 2022
No need for constructive stuff, the thing na jargon huh
CrimeRe: Lagos Shop Owner Beats Apprentice To Death Over Missing N1000 (Graphic Photo) by Oblongata: 5:49pm On Jan 12, 2022
Always be slow to anger so you don’t over react!

I remember a friend that was always quick to anger, no matter the advice we gave to him he never listened and made us know it was part of his character…

Not until he beat up a bar girl and the hotel owner reported him. He slept kirikiri for like a week. The guy done calm down wella now.
CrimeRe: Moment Bodies Of Three Children Were Discovered In A Freezer In Enugu (Graphic) by Oblongata: 5:41pm On Jan 12, 2022
So sick
BusinessRe: Standard Chartered To Shut Half Of Nigeria Branches by Oblongata: 5:10pm On Jan 11, 2022
Anyone familiar with them would know they had positioned themselves for this since 2 years ago. The way they have redeployed ogas to junior staff, some don't even have a clear work description till now
CrimeRe: Police Officer Dies Following His Dismissal Over Pistol Sold To Cultist In Kwara by Oblongata: 8:17am On Jan 10, 2022
I really feel pity for the late dismissed officer…
CrimeRe: 23-Year-Old Zimbabwean Prostitute Arrested After Sex With 2 Underage Boys by Oblongata: 11:13pm On Jan 09, 2022
Na wa o, see eczema all over her face cool

And how in the world is that dude underage? I was expecting to see like a 10 year old smiley
EducationRe: Sylvester Oromoni: I Won’t Bury My Son Even If It Takes 30 Years To Get Justice by Oblongata: 1:01pm On Jan 08, 2022
As a father myself with kids, I understand how you feel... But it's time to let the boy go to rest. The boy has suffered enough, don't extend his suffering sir! Put the boy to rest. Let heaven take care of the rest
CrimeRe: Open Up Now: What Made You To Shed Tears Secretly? by Oblongata: 11:54am On Jan 08, 2022
adeoyekay:
May the Lord console you.
Thank you sir
CrimeRe: Open Up Now: What Made You To Shed Tears Secretly? by Oblongata: 1:07am On Jan 08, 2022
Lost my dad most recently and I have had to be strong for my wife and kids… I secretly cry myself to sleep every night because that is the only sleep medicine my body knows now, else I would stay awake all night. I can’t even sniff because I don’t want my wife to know I am crying, my own tears na learner for where her own dey huh
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke And Uche Maduagwu’s Fake Fight (Behind The Scene Video) by Oblongata: 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Apologise big man!
I am very sorry for this.. All nah big cruise... I am actually sorry for that.... I actually wanted to post the video of the fight. Please don't be angry.
There are many people who secretly admire and wish you great success, don’t let us down.
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke And Uche Maduagwu’s Fake Fight (Behind The Scene Video) by Oblongata: 2:31pm On Jan 06, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Trust these celebrities at your own peril.

See the video of the fight below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwalf0KqJtc
You are a great guy going places, why deceive us?. I am so surprised you could stoop this low just to get traffic.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Oko Is Not Dead, She Moved He Hand After 3 Hours - Daughter by Oblongata: 8:55am On Jan 06, 2022
Apoti aje! May you be healed ma!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Killed This Small Snake, Pls Is It Dangerous? by Oblongata: 7:49pm On Jan 02, 2022
The snake is not dangerous because you just killed it huh
PoliticsRe: Seun Help Us Push This.....another Crisis Looming In Ikorodu by Oblongata: 8:52am On Dec 31, 2021
I had 2 lands there that I sold off because of the fracas that occurred few years back. The government should do something about it quickly before it degenerates to full scale...but then again, the government is busy with 2023 elections.
FoodRe: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by Oblongata: 1:42pm On Dec 29, 2021
Lalasticlala right now

Music/RadioRe: 10 African Dancehall Songs That Ruled Music Hall by Oblongata(op): 1:32pm On Dec 26, 2021
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