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CrimeRe: Groom’s Best Man Steals Wedding Gifts In Kano by Oblongata: 9:21pm On Apr 05, 2022
Overtaki done Overtake Overtake!
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine's Mariupol City Has Been '90%' Destroyed After Russia Besieged It by Oblongata: 8:32pm On Apr 05, 2022
This war was caused by a man who lacked the political prowess to avoid conflict. Zelenski should have met with both US and Russia diplomatically and played neutral.
HealthRe: Can Ampicillin Capsule Dry And Heal An Open Scar? (Graphic Photo) by Oblongata:
When similar thing happened to me, I was informed by the pharmacist to use Vitamin C as well as Beecham Ampiclox. It worked well! But I suggest you get the services of a medical expert and get it tested to ascertain if there are any underlying issue.
PoliticsRe: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Oblongata: 9:01am On Apr 04, 2022
The snake prolly thought he was attacking another snake

RomanceRe: Only Legends Can Recognize This Legends [picture] by Oblongata: 3:23pm On Apr 03, 2022
Sheddy5:
you're a legend.
You are a kid!
CelebritiesRe: Wisdom Macaulay Apologises To Annie Idibia, Rebuts Claims Against Sister by Oblongata: 9:55pm On Apr 02, 2022
Dude is a junkie! Just look at him!!!

Dude could have hit it big just like P square’s elder brother… but see what drugs turned him too!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Prove To My Employer That I Am A Graduate? by Oblongata: 9:24am On Apr 02, 2022
Get a ‘To whom it may concern’ from your school.
CrimeRe: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by Oblongata: 8:29am On Apr 02, 2022
I like this report, e balance

Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwean Man Survives Deadly Attack By 4 Crocodiles & Kills One Of Them (Pics) by Oblongata: 8:21pm On Mar 31, 2022
Hello Mr Crocodile… please can you kindly show me your palatal valve so that I can kill you?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Happened When I Went For An Interview At Lekki by Oblongata: 10:18pm On Mar 30, 2022
Better luck next time bro!
Car TalkRe: How Do I Press Charges Against A Bullion Van Who Damaged My Car. by Oblongata:
It is well possible you unknowingly obstructed the road while you were buying the mask. There is no video evidence of the incident hence they could easily claim you intentionally tried to stop the vehicle in connivance with robbers and turn the table around. If you go to kirikiri, you will discover many people are there because of trivial issues like this or because dem wan prove dat dem stubborn. My brother calm down and repair your car. Don’t mind all those dudes up there telling you to get a lawyer, Nigeria is not as advanced.
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Nintendo Switch For Sale With Zelda Breath Of The Wild by Oblongata: 4:22pm On Mar 18, 2022
What is your location?
AutosRe: Belarus Officials Storm Nigeria For Proforce Armoured Personnel Carriers (video) by Oblongata: 8:30am On Mar 18, 2022
Make dem sha dey check fuel guage! cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Pentagon Says Frustrated Putin May Use Nukes If War In Ukraine Is Unwinnable by Oblongata:
RedChair:
When Putin mentioned Nuke as a possibility, I knew that things weren't so right with Russia & her conventional forces.

Shortly into a war, you're already talking about going nuclear.
So where are all the military technology and gadgets Russia was always displaying?

Asking China for military weapons support? Even drones?? shocked

Oh please!
The threat of nukes is to put the West in place and limit their direct involvement (which sort of worked). Don’t believe all what the west or Pentagon is saying. They tend to be manipulative.
BusinessRe: Make Legit Money & Have Peace Of Mind. Share Your Testimony Stop Ritual Killings by Oblongata:
I am a company Secretary. I work really hard everyday to be the best in my chosen career. I maintain professionalism and integrity which has helped me gain clients over the years.
RomanceRe: I Think I Am Loving My Male Best Friend by Oblongata: 8:52pm On Mar 17, 2022
Hmmm Folake for the night o grin
FoodRe: Which Swallow Do You Like Best? by Oblongata: 8:45pm On Mar 17, 2022
OgbeniOptional:
4, with Abula. Amala skye type
It’s now Amala Polaris tongue
HealthRe: Man Cries Out After A Friend Poisoned His Drink (Photo) by Oblongata: 10:26pm On Mar 15, 2022
NwaNimo1:
Frenemies........

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Rule Number Three:
never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Ten crack commandments
CrimeRe: 24-year-old Groom-to-be Dies After Quarreling With Girlfriend (pic) by Oblongata: 9:02pm On Mar 13, 2022
Very wrong reporting!

He didn’t die after quarreling with his girlfriend, he committed suicide by drinking poison after quarreling with girlfriend.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Much Do You Spend On Feeding Daily by Oblongata: 1:18pm On Mar 11, 2022
Me and my family spend at least 10-15k daily and 20-25k at weekends.(excluding ‘daddy we want shawarma/pizza) we are 5.
PropertiesRe: Registered Camry Muscle Available For Pick Up 08084473204...1.7m by Oblongata: 9:26pm On Mar 09, 2022
It is ‘Eyita’ Ikorodu. Good luck boss!!!
EducationRe: Sickle Cell Student Graduates As Best Student In Covenant University (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:21pm On Mar 09, 2022
Congratulations dear! May the good lord keep and uphold you. It is well with you…
SportsRe: Ukraine: Ivan Kuliak Says He Does Not Regret Wearing Russian Army Symbol by Oblongata: 8:27pm On Mar 08, 2022
angryDude was even having a hard on
Foreign AffairsRe: Death And Destructions On Ukraine’s Bombarded Streets (Pictures) by Oblongata: 7:46pm On Mar 07, 2022
ObamaMessi:
Yet some people would say he didnt use his full military might.
They have not used full military might. Forget what you see on BBC or CNN, Russia has might to totally annihilate Ukraine. We pray for peace
EducationRe: ABSU Rusticates 500-level Law Student, Suspends Staff For Forging Degree Results by Oblongata: 9:49am On Mar 05, 2022
I remember a classmate that was expelled from school (unilag) during final clearance after final exams. He was accused of altering the WAEC results he used when he gained admission. He didn’t make English in his WAEC but had someone somehow alter it for him. The very sad part was that he eventually made the English paper same year he gained admission but few weeks later. He was supposed to had graduated with a 2:1. He later traveled to Cyprus and started all over again. Guys don’t cut corners or use back door.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria In Process Of Total Collapse ― Jega by Oblongata: 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2022
Naija wey done cast since?

Naija wey done collapse since you are here talking about in a process of collapse….
RomanceRe: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by Oblongata:
zed7:
Fake story. People in a fix do not write for entertainment.
This is a figment of your imagination like ninety percent of stories here.
I sense it’s a true story that has been fabricated to suit the fantasy of the Op. The real story is - He cheated on his wife, he is still stupidly in love with the side chick (until she gets pregnant then his eyes will clear), He is still a young lad and probably was not so social in his youths (why it still freaks him). He is married and should never fall in love elsewhere… there are rules to this game.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Flags Sell For €7 In Poland As Others Try To Identify As Nigerians by Oblongata: 6:28am On Feb 28, 2022
Nigeria is a great country! Bad leaders but great country !!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I've Just Been Sacked by Oblongata: 6:14am On Feb 24, 2022
Omihanifa:
From the look of things, the woman just wants you to come and beg her no be say she truly sack you. If you go back to the office and beg she go tell you to resume back.

See ehen just play the fool. No be say you dey foolish o but just act like you are foolish so that you can plan your exit out of that place.

My former boss just be like this your boss way you describe. She go shout and shout at the end of the day all nah GRA GRA
@OP please take this advise. Na Norma shakara. Go meet her after she calm down and lie down beg. No be say you be foool o, bet you just wan make everything balance dats all…
RomanceRe: Valentine's Special (The Season Of Love). by Oblongata: 8:57pm On Feb 20, 2022
Ouchbabe:
Nairaland is a goldmine, so many great people are here. Shout out to all the lovely people who have made me happy in one way or another through jokes, memes, educational and informational posts, giveaways. Thank you for showing me love even when you don't know who I am. May you day be filled with joy and love. Happy Valentine's day.
Obiwank
Quadfire
Pocohantas
Oblongata
Toyade888
Strongdickfresh
Nedekid
Explorer
Hope you had a nice Val? May you live long in God’s Grace.

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