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24SEVEN:
Whats Toy condom?

Here.... I just hope I am not commiting any offence sha. Don't ever try to adjust your biology because of a woman.

There are different types, if you are not married, make sure you buy secure one

If you see the post tell me so that I can delete it

Give400:
I dunno which section to post this type of a thing but I think I just escaped a very dangerous thing happening to this morning .

So I used concentrated sniper in my room yesterday and for the first I woke up to something crawling on my neck. I flung it away only to check and found this strange creature crawling on my bed. I killed it immediately right there and it spilled out some dark substance in its belly on my bed. Very dark that I will have to wash bedsheet.

Worst part is I don't even know its name but I believe it must belong to a specie of spiders. I have never seen it before.

So guys does anyone know what this creature is. And how posinous is it?. Lemme know what I just escaped. What if it but me? Omo


Mods kindly push to the front page for more input. Cos this is my first time seeing this one.

In Africa, this kind things no dey affect us. The only thing you should be afraid of is dangerous snakes... Every other thing na protein even scopion no too get power again. Buhari and bad leaders has immuned us to any hard tackles. Even a whole covid 19 bow than to Africans as e no fit penetrate. So nothing to worry about... Your blood is thicker than water and it's a component of Ewa, agbado and corn.

Emperormartin:
I know one married man in my area that usually go for these dwarf women at night...

He thinks we don't see him.

He has a beautiful wife with kids at home.

Perhaps, there's sth in them we aren't really seeing...

Hahaha, two things, either for jazz business or tight hole... Kind of doll baby naking. People fantasies no be here... It's only imagined.

Nothing works here. I heard server is hacked just like Inec... Nonesense.

Rapmoney:
I don't take such drinks. I'm allergic to them.

I don't even understand them.. I feel helpless whenever I take energy drink. If I need energy I take cold black beer.

Gaggii:
Please advice, if you have done penis enlargement before, or if you know anyone that has done it.

Is there any side effects?

My babe is complaining seriously about my penis size.

Am considering enlarging it, but I want to be sure of the side effects.

There some annoying sounds I here when having fun with her, she says is because my dick is small.

Don't kill yourself because of a woman.. Wear toy condom... It's just 5k. Na she go faint after the banging

jconsulting:
Idiot, since your forefathers lack wisdom, that is called politic , since you have cockroach brain, if Obi won 12 states (FCT) , Tinubu 12 and Atiku 12, If Obi focused on states with high population of voters he would have won, but he put all his lazy ass on Southeast that they don't have electoral value when it comes to votes gathering in Nigeria election, even Atiku that does not do more than 10 states of campaign came second just because they focused on more voters apathy states not confused SE

You are sounding like a broken record, no cohesive speech, no coordination. I don't need a prophet to tell me you are a tout and a thug of agbado kingdom. Continue eating your corn and ewa and don't bother to converse with normal humans.

peekspot:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/04/11/electronic-collation-of-results-not-compulsory-ex-inec-spokesman/

So why waste money on BVAS?

mechanics:
Then since FCT has the same status with states, they should just say 37 states and not mentioning FCT alone with other states.

You see that 1999 constitution is a scam. They write two sections with opposite meaning such that any section they fall on, they uphold it.

Danisaint112:
He did yet he couldn't win the Lagos he governed for 8 years, couldn't win Abuja, and couldn't even win his home state (Osun state).

What do you guys take/inhale to ignorantly make this assumptions? 🤨

Imagine someone preaching to you about marriage and couldn't keep his own. Imagine someone telling you how to make money but shishi he no get. Tinubu won everywhere and couldn't win his state and and the Federal. Meaning, if all the states had the kind of security federal has, Tinubu will not get one vote.

nlfpmod:
Ogun State has Tricycle Ambulances for rural areas.



https://twitter.com/oloyenaija1/status/1645812509012635648

Celebrating mediocrity... Though, one step at a time. My problem now is after one year, you won't see this shittts again.

Newnas:
I witnessed great fortune in Buhari's era. I'm optimistic that I'll witness even greater fortune in Tinubu's era.

I will have no share in your evil thoughts. Aameen.

P.S to all those quoting me, I'm not a politician. In fact, I abhore politicians. But I will never be let some evil people who don't give a hoot about my existence turn me into a hateful and pessimistic soul.

God forbid.

Selfishness is part of a black man characteristics, as far as he eats, every other thing can go to hell. Evolve to a normal human being who cares about others and his environment.

Emifile and Buhari has destroyed everything. Thank you APC. We are waiting for Tinubu second half... Apocalypse will follow immediately after tinubu.

Gucciblog:
Me wey no be even Lawyer go carry lighter burn this kind defense brought by APC. Kai.

Well, for those that care to hear what APC said as reason for the forfeiture;

The forfeiture order was made against the bank account of Bola Tinubu and not the person of Bola Tinubu, claims BAT.

With this, all the boys EFCC are arrested in regards bank fraud can now appeal there cases.
Na their account get case no be them 😆 😂

APC'S defense be like

LOL, a nuclear Nigeria is possible.... If I kidnap person and collect ransom, I will simply go to court and plead with the court that the problem is the huge sum ransom in my account and not me. They can arrest the Ransom and I am ready to forfeit it. I am innocent.

BrighterThanDay:
As a child from a broken home, I saw marriage as my happy ending of finally having a home filled with love and mutual understanding. After the death of my mom, growing up with my dad and stepmom was hell. I was treated as a stranger in my own home, so I thought starting my own family will be a lot better.

After I completed my education and got a good job. I had a lot of suitors willing to settle down with me. Most of them were rich and accomplished men, but there was no spark, I felt they weren't genuinely in love with me, and since I was never a materialistic person, I turned them down. I get easily content with what I have and I spend prudently. Then I met my husband. It happened that I was his crush back then in school, in fact, he even approached me as a student then, but I turned him down because I knew where I was coming from and I never wanted to gamble with my studies, it was my only hope to leave my father's house and fend for myself.

Fast forward to when I met my husband after school. He didn't even have a good job. But I could tell I meant a great deal to him, we'll speak for hours on the phone. I fell hopelessly in love with him, I could already picture a happy home with him and our kids. Then he proposed, and I accepted. I met his family, they were nice on the first visit.

After the introduction ceremony with my family, I started noticing certain things. I was taking pictures with his phone when I saw a message from his mom telling him I'm a stranger and he shouldn't allow me to come between them. I was surprised and wondered where all this was coming from, I asked him and he reassured me that it was nothing.

Then his father told me that hope I know that a son should love and care for his parents more than his kids. I kept pondering this statement. Then the worse of it all was his married sister, she hasn't even met me, but she rained insults and abuses on me on his phone and why he needs to make money first and allow his family to enjoy his money, before getting married. She said I was old, and just forcing him to marry me. I was just 26 then, but my education was very fast.

I had to speak to her dad about this and he cautioned her. I tried speaking to her myself but she rained insults again on me. I called off the wedding at a point but my then-fiance begged and involved my brother and so we went on with the wedding preparations. The wedding went well and his entire family stayed with us for a week before leaving.

My husband got a good job, I was working, we were fine and money wasn't our problem. A few months later, my father-in-law died. I sent messages and called hubby's siblings to comfort them. I couldn't travel with him immediately due to the nature of my job. I kept calling to check on him and inquire about the traditional rites I might need to be a part of. Hubby said his father was a pastor so he won't need to do anything, while we were yet speaking, his sister who hates me snatched the phone from him and said I have to do this and that or I should pack my things and leave the house and then she shouted at me.

I was so pissed and acted in a way that wasn't right considering that we were all mourning. I sent a message to her, telling her to be nice considering that we are all mourning but if she chooses to continue insulting and humiliating me for no reason, I won't take it. She forwarded the message to the entire family, including uncles, aunts, and grandchildren. On the day of the burial, I was treated as an outcast by the entire family, she told them not to give my birth family food, even though they came bearing gifts and comforting everyone. Hubby had to step in and ask the caterers to serve them.

She kept fighting and shouting at my hubby throughout the burial and tried denying him of things he was supposed to do as the first son and child. I was humiliated and she kept castigating my name and insulting me to hearings of everyone. I wasn't even allowed to eat. I was quiet all through, when family members were asked to sit behind the corpse, she asked me to excuse them.

For fear of my life after the burial, I had to go lodge in a hotel outside. The next morning she and her brother kept shouting and complaining that why did hubby allow me to lodge and that I should have been with their mom. They continued the humiliation, I couldn't take it anymore or hold back my tears so I left.

Hubby later told me that she held a meeting in my absence with the entire family and told them I'm a bad wife and needs to leave her brother. This was when hubby stood up for me and said I wasn't going anywhere.

Our marriage was never the same. Even when we had our daughter, no one called, hubby was ostracized from his own family and he blamed me sometimes. I couldn't concentrate at work, and my job is performance-based. I was scared that I'll be fired, so I resigned.

Hubby's income wasn't enough to sustain us, so we started facing financial difficulties. He had to even go meet the same sister to borrow money, even though I discouraged it. She always mocked him for it and I had to pay off the loan at a point.


When she saw that we are now broke, she stopped fighting with him and they are on talking terms now, of course, she still wants nothing to do with me. I know that they are family by blood and nothing is too hard to forgive, but each time she calls and they are happily discussing, Ican't help but feel angry for all she has caused us. I'm sometimes tempted to leave this marriage because this is not what I envisaged at all.

My brother is also married and I have never felt the need to interfere in his marriage or fight his wife.

I don't know how long I can continue in this union, even my innocent beautiful daughter is hated by them.

May be there are somethings you are telling us sha... I don't understand how you resigned from a job because of another woman pressure on your family. I don't understand how guilty you become or was it emotional because you were hated. I just don't understand the role you are playing for your husband... A woman is meant to be a good backup to a husband even when the husband is weak or emotional. She hate you, hate her back... The whole family don't want you, concentrate on your family. This life we all came alone and will all go alone. Fuckkk everybody. Somehow I still think you are guity somewhere but I don't just know... Because the story dey somehow or may be the typing.

Find way get another job and concentrate on your family. You need to make more babies for companionship. Leave your hubby and his siblings chat as they want as far as is not hurting you physically.

shortgun:
It's over for the criminal drug baron.

The drug baron will finally go to prison. 5 crimes against humanity... And he want to president

EmeeNaka:
If it's alright, then go get food eat, drink and rest. Nigeria is the only country we have and I am a proud Nigerian.

It's OK but don't force any woman to marry you like Nigeria, it doesn't end well.

XerXers:

Remaining CNN and BBC

Patiently waiting for the final nailing.

EmeeNaka:
There will never be a country called Biafra. IPOB and their terrorist members can go to hell. For now, We are concerned about electing a good leader to usher in a new Nigeria, that's why myself and other good Igbos who has been severely affected by the terrorism of all the pro-Biafra criminals are standing strongly with the federal government to destroy any plot to undermine the peace of South East and South South Region in the name of foolish Biafra quest.

LOL, you are afraid to lose igbos.... It's alright.

EmeeNaka:
Who are the 'you guys'?
Igbos has no other country than Nigeria. We are not going anywhere.

There is a country called Biafra before 1914 when Britain assembled Nigeria. That's the country igbos want to go back to. You can't force people to marry you, let them go and have peace unless you are a hopeless person.

tomi4life:
I am 35 and my wife is 29, we have been married for 6 years now, we have 2 children a boy and a girl. We didnt court much during our courtship because of long distance.

I really have a problem with my wife and not sure what can be done to address, now I must be very honest am not sure there is anything I can do I just want to use the platform to vent my frustration.

My marriage has not been very good, lately myself and my wife leave like room mates and not lovers, despite the age difference between me and my wife she doesnt really respect me. For the 6 years we have been in marriage 3 things have caused all our fights: cooking, Sex and finance

My wife rarely cooks in the house, things around welfare are not taken seriously, actually in a week, my wife can cook for me just 1 time. She cooks for the children and baths for them daily, we also have a help who does alot of cooking. She rarely askes me what I will eat, honestly I always have to go to the kitchen to sort myself, sometimes I buy food outside from eateries and bucker. Sometimes when she cooks it usually very late 10pm. I have complained severally and what happen is she tries to change, after a week, we are back to the same state. My wife can do without cooking for me for weeks. It really really pains me cos am a foody and I knw hw my mum treats matters of food. she is this person that forms busy, either she is busy with work or some church activities, she always has an excuse. She goes to work only ones a weeks the remaining 4days are remote. To address this issue I now order soups from major restaurant outlets, An example is today easter sunday, I had to tell our maid to prepare rice for myself and the kids, cos my wife was in church, we all went to church but she decided to stay back, knowing fully well no food was prepared.

Sex: [/b]our sex life is very boring, when we got married we always fight about sex, cos anytime I ask for it she always complain she is tired, so what I now do is ask for it only sat morning, brethen this is only day I get sex. If I miss that day, it is still next week. We sleep in different rooms, she sleeps with the children in the master bedroom while I sleep alone in another room. I can tell most time she doesnt enjoy it and never ever askes for it, I always ask and initiate it. She just lays like a log, even kisses is a no no, except she is really on, which rarely happens.
[b]
Finance: I have always earned more than my wife, when we got married, I was earning 3 times what she was earning, but she changed jobs and got promoted severally and we were earning the same amount. she also does alot of side runs where she gets 200-300k monthly as side hustle, there was even a time she was earning more than I did. I dint let it bother me I continue to foot the entire house bills. 95% of the enitre house of comes from me, she only pays the maid , buys cooking gas and my sons diaper. Every other thing in the house is covered by me, house rent, school fees, project, all the bills. I give her 75k as food money monthly. I have continue to question her why I should give her food moeny if I still have to end up going out to eat. I think the only reason she sometime listens to me is cause i still provide the finances for the house. The time she was earning more I could see how she belittle some of my decisions. I just prayed to God, cos I noticed the respect was gone, when I talk to her about her role as a mum and mother to the home, she says she is working, she is busy, I mentioned to her that the money she works is for her, she doesnt share with the house, I have never asked her for it and am not against her working, she however should not neglect her responsibility as a mum. That my role as a father, God helping me is to provide, and this is why I work. I also noticed when I got a new job and my salary increased she kinda off felt jealous she didnt tell me but i noticed it, she began to aggressively look for jobs.


I really dont think we have that initmacy, we are just there, my wife cant come to tell me anything bothering her, she keeps to herself. Funny part is she is a very religious person, my wife will sleep with bible on her hand, wake up with bible pray and serve in various church unit, I however dont think she really understands what she reads. She also has a very bad temper sometimes when I raise certian issues, the ways she talks sometimes I have to hold back a response if not the whole thing will escalate. There are days I will raise certain issue up, the next things she mentions is " let just dissolve this marriage as it is not working" sometimes , I just refer her to her bible cos the utterances that come out of her mouth makes me doubt her understanding of Christianity.


I have never assaulted her, we have nt had any physically fight, what happens is most times when we have issues, I dont speak to her for days, then she come back apologizing. Sometimes when am wrong I also apologies.

Am not saying am perfect, I know there are areas I can do better, like in the buying off gift, I rarely buy her gift, not cause I cant but Cos she earns well and I believe she should buy whatever she needs with her money my wife earns approximately 800k monthy.


I expect my wife will support me but it like she is stressing me. when we go see my parent or our parent, it is all smiles, they dont knw hw stressful their daughter is, she even forms trying to serve me food and all.

Dont get me wrong she has some good side, but this thing is really getting into me. I dont drink, smoke or womanise, divorce is also not on the table for me.

Possibly missing her ex... She is tired of the marriage na time remain for her to blow out but may be one day she will repent

bro4u:
If you're a thief avoid Akwa ibom n cross river we've said it here many times, una no wan still hear

I like that place, there is not thief in akwaibom again... You can walk at night confidently

OChimex:
Ipob this, obidients that, Igbos this, Biafra that. Everybody keeps hating, calling them evil.

For gods sake, let this people you call evil go , so that they can go practice their evil alone amongst themselves, yet una no gree.

That’s speaks a lot how Igbos are the pillars of Nigeria. Let them go and see Nigeria collapse.

IPOB is the greatest fear of an average zoo animal. In fact, that's the major reason why they considered Agbado man as president so that he will not support ipob by proxy. Their fear is coming to reality that's why they are not even noticing bandits and janjaweedds. E go soon clear for there eye

EmeeNaka:
Releasing Kanu is not a bad idea, but he must denounce IPOB sacrilegious acts including beheading, and show sincere willingness to reparation for the victims of IPOB/ESN terrorism.

Why are you guys afraid of losing igbos... They are irrelevant, let them have their country so that Nigeria will progress

christejames:
CNN and BBC will carry it next

Tinubu is gone... Infact, I suspect another country will initiate an arrest warrant very soon for another drug business gone wrong.

IyaebeTheGreat:
My ears are full already concerning that Judy Austin girl. This world is truly evil, I heard one Nollywood actress Chinedu Bernads that was also Yul's girlfriend slumped and died in her church, same way Yul's son died, that was a week after Judy Austin warned and threatened her to abort her pregnancy for Yul else she'll deal with her(there are audios of her threats that will soon be leaked) . Women should learn to stop being totally submissive in marriages, check your husbands phones and find out about his affairs outside, draw him back home and reset his brain before he falls victim of strange and evil women. If you can't do any of these then accept the outcome of marrying a promiscuous man.

As far as you are married to someone, check him or her up all the time. Shit happens within a twinkle of an eye.

Afamed:
And the confusion continues

Humans will land in Mars before before any reasonable progress will be made in Nigeria.

Feintline:
Nobody knows who is prof yemi oke. I am not even sure google knows him .
The fact that he endorses the sham and scam of an election shows the level of morality of some of our so called professors.

When you see elders who should be against evil begin to approve of evil, then you begin to fear for the future of our nation.

MNK says..it's not every elder you should respect. Grey hair does not translate to wisdom.

labake1:
The way Nigerians are putting hopes in Obi, I hope you won't be disappointed later

No I am not putting hope in Obi but I am afraid of Buhari pro max... Tinubu exhibited all the characteristics of Buhari and openly said he will continue where Buhari stopped. My brother, no sane person will ever wish for another Buhari. Anyone who think so, it's insane including those who voted for him.

Buhari is old, Tinubu is old
Buhari don't have certificate. Same with Tinubu
Buhari avoids debates same with Tinubu
Buhari frequents London for treatment same with tinubu
Buhari is autocratic, same with BAT
Buhari believes he is above Nigeria constitution, same with BAT
Buhari does not condemn Fulani terrorists same with Tinubu
Buhari says a particular ethnic group is irrelevant same with Tinubu
Buhari arrests anyone who criticizes him in a democratic settings, same with tinubu.


To make matters worse, Tinubu background cannot be traced, he has a case of drug business, his source of wealth is unknown.

When we talk about good government, we are talking about planning the country in a path of continues progress and economic development ... Tinubu could not explain how to achieve that.. It is insane to award mark or promote someone who fails examination woefully but when you promote someone who passed exam and he didn't do well in the next class, you did the right thing after all.

crowther15:
I don chop cockroach for soup before oo
I thought it was meat.... It was the taste that made me to spew the thing out. I used water to rinse my mouth and continue with the food. No time to waste

Hahaha, abeg, how e dey taste? E dey taste shit shit?

tosine90:
Hello friends.

I woke up this morning to discover a dead cockroach in my pot of soup. Immediately I notice it I quickly removed it and boil the soup for 10 mins . The issue is I am not ready to dispose it because there is still much protein it. To get a new soup in this harsh economy is very costly. I need advice to avoid getting sick. Kindly help a brother.

I want to see the pot of soup first let's weigh the options available.

You for commot the area the cockroach dey in order to deceive your brain to eat the soup.

Show us picture first... The quantity of meat inside the soup will determine my opinion