₦airaland Forum

SonofGod231:
Last Christmas, during the hols my kid sis who is 21 said I should mind the way I talk to her if not I won't like the way she would respond. I asked her what did you say?she said "I heard her right".
If not for my Dad I for show her how I bathed and wore her diapers before dropping her off at school. It was serious and I was really pissed.

Lol, na you dey dia dey reason because of dad.
If na me before she finish the sentence, her ear for don dey ring and her mouth bleeding.

I don't give or take nonsense. I slapped my neighbor's 16 years daughter because the idiot was talking back at her mom in my present.

Thissystem:
You think so? A basic google search shows the news is everywhere online even on Binance platform by users.

The fact remains though that government needs a holistic approach to problem solving, not only Binance for this matter.

Just bought USDT now on binance and try the sell option, it's still very much active... Where's the ban?

Bulaba he's doing.


If imagine if Obi was the president Maybe Obi lose was God's will, so that zombie will see the emptiness of master strategist and Lagos builder.


If it continues free falling like this on daily, then in 3 years time Emilokan will take it to 1$ = N150,000 or more.

By that time a cup of garri will be 30m

CalmElder:
If I see a Nigerian doing this to a foreigner, here in Nigeria, I'll defend the foreigner.

Very disgraceful act.

No Nigerian can do such to a foreigner, Nigerians are the most accommodating people on earth

Trump! Trump! Nairaland residence pastor favorite 😂 I love how restless he went when Trump lose to Biden he went berserk with endtime delusions 😂

Amotolongbo:
Make me self go buy bench and tray put beside your friend make I dey sell condom and agbo jedi

I go dey by your left with small umbrella and pos machine

The most fascinating things for me is always the distance. 12 billion lightyears away. Meaning if you start running at the speed of light, it'll take you 12 billion years to get there. That's insanely insane.

Meaning, even if humans somehow invent a machine that travels at light speed or 100x light speed, we won't still be able to make it there.


Our only hope is wormhole machine

EmekaBlue:
Before i use to bother and think how can i raise a baby with all i read online about high cost of pampers, cerelacs this and that but now i'm living in the hood...I see people who are kinda poor even raising triplets with normal pap aka akamu and rewashing of babies pampers this and that and the kids are growing strong and fine

Abeg i no fear to have my own kid now. God will provide someway somehow and my child/children will even bring blessing to me and others like me. No more time to waste waiting until i get better money

All these process foods are not recommended for kids in the Hospital.

Pap is the first thing Doctors recommend, after 6 months of exclusive breastfeeding. Processed food is only 2nd option if parents complaint about their kids not taking pap. A pap made with Guinea corn is x better than these processed food.

Chrisrare:
Nigerians don't like to mind their business, how she chooses to dress shouldn't concern anybody.

Yeah, it concerns one... Let her pollute the young kids in public, we should all mind our business.


PATHETIC

Btruth:
Oya now.......follow by states own electricity generations and others. State should control the resources too.

Let's go abeg.

Nigeria needs decentralization URGENTLY.

1Sharon:
Lol sure. You wouldn't even know she is entitled. You'd automatically start doing doing, w/o being asked.

When a woman asked anything not business related it's a big turn off for me. Everyone should carry their financial loads. I can surprised you once in a while, but don't ask because I won't GIVE.

In fact, every lady I approached with the intend of having affairs, I defined this on the first date. If it doesn't sit well with you, you can go. So far, it has made me realized love is an illusion. And ladies don't like the truth, the prefer you lied and the truth comes out in your actions.

Scrap it and let the president fly economic... His country is crashing, he should make a sacrifice.

Angelfrost:
Actually, it is laughable how Ohaneze assumes they have control over what Southeast does.

That is just funny.


Most Southeasterners have no regard for that organization... They see them as traitors and sellouts.

They're more political group... Just disguising.

People are commenting base on the headline, but the writeup is more of support to bulaba

Damn!

At least the banning go touch agberoes wey vote for APC. Na dia hourly food be that


Hand go touch everybody.

1Sharon:
You wouldn't say this to your dream woman.

Sharon, my dream woman shouldn't be entitled.

MichaelSokoto:
u don steal one of my life long bizness idea!

😂 We can collabo

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Ebi like sey this one na new under the sun o

Na crying situation I dey take laugh so

AncientAlien:
What happened to jumia or DHL delivery? Or you want concentrate only on condom delivery?

Even Jumia Express hardly deliver anything within 24hrs.

Strictly Condoms and probably or "Stuffs".....Shift Delivery is the goal

What a pity, man is strong for dying of heart-attack.

He should get someone pregnant ASAP, it's a disaster to leave earth as a man without planting a seed that will carry on your gene.

I just thought of a business idea right now.

A website/app where pastors/Imams can order for Condoms and it's delivered to them in less than 30 minutes. (Introverts, fake and tired religious folks can order too)

Buying Condom from the Chemist/pharm is the one of hardest things for pastors/imam, some guys/girls... that's the problem I want to solve and to prevent unwanted kids based on... you gerrit


Abeg if you got money to sponsor this idea DM me let's meet up and discuss because this is a multi-billion idea I'm joking with I've already envisioned the Ux/UI

Jennyclay:
If men can be praising us like this, sending us money every time and taking good care of us, Honestly there won’t be problem.

We ladies (old and young) like flattering words that would make our head swell and blush. We like to be pampered like eggs and carried like a pot made of clay.

The only categories of human beings that needs "Taking Care of" are children and handicaps. If you're none of the 2, then you become a property which is liability with ROI.

Let me vibe to Bob Marley.

Them belly full, but we hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A yut a yook, but yood nah nuff
You're gonna dance to Jah music, dance
We're gonna dance to Jah music, dance, oh
Forget your troubles and dance! (Dance)
Forget your sorrows and dance! (Dance)
Forget your sickness and dance! (Dance)
Forget your weakness and dance! (Dance)
Cost of livin' get so high
Rich and poor, they start to cry
Now the weak must get strong
They say, "Oh, what a tribulation!"
Them belly full, but we hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a yook, but yood nah nuff
We're gonna chuck to Jah Music, chuckin' (Chuckin'), hey
We're chuckin' to Jah music, we're chuckin' (Chuckin')
A belly full, but them hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a-cook, but the food nah nuff
A hungry man is a angry man
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a yook, but yood nah nuff
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a-cook, but the yood nah nuff
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A hungry mob is a angry mob

Funny how these days will be better than next 20 years to come, same way 20 years ago was better than today...that's how terrible and scary these things are.

meum:
The Seyi law you applaud, his family has relocated abroad. If things were that good under the government he promises to support even in 2027 why hasn’t his family returned to 9ja?

It annoys me when people was their precious time to reply these APC online zombies. Don't entertain them with your precious time.


The useless Seyi collected campaign funds and ran out of Nigeria after voting failure in. If the disaster in Aso Rock was the messiah, this lunatic wouldn't had relocate.