Family › Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by Offpoint1: 7:09pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
Jewessgratitud3: I can not keep this good news. Una kuku know say I no Sabi hide myself. 
They were sharing half bag of rice yesterday at customs office off Unilag road but I didn't go so I announced it here Incase anyone wants to go and get their own share.
A kind hearted brother from here advised me not to go there because of fear of what happened the previous day where 7 people lost their lives. I said ah.. my brother I'm not going o cos I no kuku get power. He now said he can give me half or even bag of rice if I ever needed . Jokingly I said he should encash it cos I no go fit finish one bag alone. He asked me how much is a bag and I told him 80k na so this God sent sama my account this morning with 80k.
Who did it? Jesus oh my God wau!!!...
Na so I take collect my own one bag of rice o. Help me thank him. God bless you Sir. Are you a man or woman? Because only women get this kind of favor from men. |
Sports › Re: I Want To Return To Super Eagles – Maduka Okoye by Offpoint1: 6:37pm On Feb 27, 2024*. Modified: 7:55am On Feb 28, 2024 |
I was born a magnetic keeper, during my SS days it was impossible to score me. They named me 'Computer' back then because only a computer can be that accurate in catching balls. I had this natural tracker that focus mainly on the leather ball, my brain filtered out all activities and players on the field and focus mainly the on ball. That made it impossible to scored me free kicks, penalty and direct shots. You can only score me by dribbling me out of goal post. |
TV/Movies › Re: "The Johnsons" Comes To An End After 13 Years by Offpoint1: 6:37pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
ndidibabe: I don't like people with little scope. Because of movie? Lol, not everyone is fan of movie. I can hardly finish 1 movie, talk more of series |
Politics › Re: Geometric Power Project Dear To My Heart, Will Rejuvenate Economic - Gov Otti by Offpoint1: 6:35pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
VanuatuWycombe: Yes. That’s what we advocate for from our armed r0bber state governors - both past and present.
If a state, including the FCT, can boast of, and generate 500megawatts of electricity, steadily, by 2027, we will have closer to 20,000megawatts in addition to those on ground. Some states don’t need up to 500 megawatts. For DANGOTE to build over 430 megawatts for its refinery and petrochemicals, which can power the whole of Oyo State, it means there’s no state that cannot do it. Let them do it and put it on stock exchange ti make their money back quickly. We will have a vibrant economy in no-time and a very competitive one for that matter. Nigerian governors don't reason like this... Embezzle and steal, then repair 2 roads.. That's the only thing they think of |
Politics › Re: Geometric Power Project Dear To My Heart, Will Rejuvenate Economic - Gov Otti by Offpoint1: 3:23pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
Every state needs this |
TV/Movies › Re: "The Johnsons" Comes To An End After 13 Years by Offpoint1: 3:22pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
Only heard the show, I've never watched a single episode. |
Crime › Re: Omorogbe Jennifer Soni Arraigned For Pushing A Police Officer Down In Lagos by Offpoint1: 3:17pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
Police or no police!!! Never you lay hands on anyone FIRST.
If anyone physically assault me first, wether you're a child, old, military, paramilitary, sick, mentally challenged, man or woman... I go rough you mercilessly. |
Nairaland General › Re: The Muvmnt Studio Unveils L.I.F.E On The Muvmnt Pod With Simi Drey! by Offpoint1: 2:34pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
They'll end up discussing same topic... Women and men. |
Politics › Re: NLC Protests: Why Nigeria's Economy Is In Such A Mess - BBC News by Offpoint1: 2:32pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 1:44pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
PointZerom: Me give woman money again? Even my wife, the highest I did for her was sending recharge cards to her till we got Married.
If I tell you in full details what I spent on that girl you won't believe it. 😂 I understand boss... I got someone currently doing same. Open a boutique worth 10m, rent 3 bedroom flat and currently sponsoring her in private uni... I just dey laugh am because I know the girl and her family are using him. |
Career › Re: My Former Company Refuse To Acknowledge My Pension by Offpoint1: 1:33pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 1:31pm On Feb 27, 2024 |
PointZerom: I am still regretting till date for training a girl and her senior sister stood against our wedding. I spent a lot to brush her up from sales girl to graduate yet another married her.
Hmmmm my heart bleeeeeds. That's what I'm talking about, you've had first-hand experience, no matter who you meet, even she's an angel you can't repeat the same mistake again. |
Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 11:52am On Feb 27, 2024 |
bukatyne:

And if he heals properly without trauma, he will just choose better and do it again  One beaten twice shy 😂 |
Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 11:51am On Feb 27, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 10:30am On Feb 27, 2024 |
GoodSpirit: I don't deal with people who have unidirectional mindset, have a nice day. Neither do I deal with people who don't want to face/accept reality. Have a greater day. |
Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 6:53am On Feb 27, 2024 |
GoodSpirit: Experience isn't the best teacher, you can learn from mistakes of others. I have learnt a lot through this means when it comes to these issues. You've not learned anything bro because you're dating Amaka, when you meet Amara you'll get my point. |
Politics › Re: What 188MW Geometric Power Plant Means For Aba Residents by Offpoint1: 10:02pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
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Properties › Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Offpoint1: 6:39pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
It's fun and keeps you on toe to hustle harder. If you want to be serious with your life, leave parents house and rent F2F in your early 20s...leaving with your parents gives room to relaxation. By the ways, F2F in Lagos fit rent 2 bedroom flat for Ekiti  |
Romance › Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by Offpoint1: 6:27pm On Feb 26, 2024*. Modified: 11:55am On Feb 27, 2024 |
 When it comes to love, only experience can teach people sense. Your advice is useless to any individual that has never fell victim and dumped. If you can't do it for Amaka, Amara will sweep you off your feet and you'll do it for her. Don't waste your time, experiences will do the trick. E get why dem say "love is blind" 😂 |
Food › Re: How Much Is The Price Of Egg Roll In Your Area ? by Offpoint1: 5:30pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
Tallesty1: You guys tend to exaggerate things.
Someone said the other day that Hungry Woman Indomie is now 800, I had to call my supplier to see if I was selling at a loss, and it turned out to be a lie
Make unah take am easy abeg. There's no such thing as "Exaggeration" everything depends on the location |
Business › Re: CBN limits Dollar Purchase From BDCs: $10000 For School Fees, $5000 For Medicals by Offpoint1: 5:23pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
Namaster: Of course, this does NOT apply to politicians and the canals that control them. The nonsense is for only average man, can't apply to their fellow crooks. |
Politics › Re: FG Begins The Dualization Of Akure-Ado Ekiti Road by Offpoint1: 2:25pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
benuejosh: I love this. Ikere-Ekiti to Akure is very very close. That road needs to be worked on too if work hasn't started yet.
Ekiti is a place i will love to visit again and again. Just that those guys can insult for goodness sake. As long as you don't hear Yoruba, be sure that you're being insulted very often. Aside that it is a good place. Ikere will always be home to me. I hope they fix the Ikere-Akure, that road was disaster last time I used it in 2020/21. Ikere-Akure should not be more than 30 minutes, but I spent 2 hours due to terrible road |
Family › Re: What's That Thing You Hate To Purchase But You Need It Everyday? by Offpoint1: 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
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Business › Re: 5 Things I Have Given Up Due To The Increasing Price by Offpoint1: 12:52pm On Feb 26, 2024*. Modified: 5:37pm On Feb 26, 2024 |
 The only thing we've not given up on is "The Ghost" |
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Travels To Nigeria To Meet Online Lover, Discovers He’s 13 Years Old by Offpoint1: 11:40am On Feb 26, 2024 |
Age is just number |
Nairaland General › Re: Street Laws To Survive This Hardship Period by Offpoint1: 11:31am On Feb 26, 2024 |
Why go through all this when you can just drop dead and save yourself the stress?
The best solution is to die or make extreme more money because no amount of cutting down on expenses can save one this time. |
Education › Re: EFCC Officials Caught Slapping ABU Students At A Private Hostel by Offpoint1: 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2024 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by Offpoint1: 4:17pm On Feb 25, 2024 |
Lalami3232: I see Chelsea winning this one, though Liverpool is the favourite. Laslas, this game na sure under 2.5 because both sides go wan defend. Before I exit this thread, make I advise my fellow men.
Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted Draw |
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Military Helicopter Crashes, Killing 2 Soldiers During Training (Photo) by Offpoint1: 10:31am On Feb 25, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: How Do You Handle People Who Snub? by Offpoint1: 8:12am On Feb 25, 2024 |
pocohantas: By ignoring them.
You snub me, I snub you too. You ghost me, I ghost you. You hate me, I hate you double.
You love me, I draw you close and give you a time of your life.
I don't have time for drama. Let alone trying to get anyone to talk to me or like me. The people you don't snub, you dey dash them money?
Abeg getaut make I see better people! Longest time Poco, how have you been? ☺ |
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle People Who Snub? by Offpoint1: 8:09am On Feb 25, 2024 |
Therock5555: I do most of my reading and tutoring online, I don't reply any WhatsApp or FB message till I'm through, if you think I'm snobbing you cause your message delivered and I didn't reply, you're Oyo.
Nobody help anybody put data for phone.
I can't be toggling two or more apps because I want to reply folks that want to chat what would not benefit me. I just tire for that guy. Whoever message me within Monday-Friday 7am-9pm is wasting their time. I have time I respond to messages, if it's important... CALL ME. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Military Helicopter Crashes, Killing 2 Soldiers During Training (Photo) by Offpoint1: 7:50am On Feb 25, 2024 |
Wawelexy: Helicopter and speed boat is a no go area for me Speed boat is the sweetest means of transportation, you're flying without wings ☺ |