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RomanceRe: I’m Considering To Japa Please Urgent Advice Needed by Offpoint1: 7:56pm On Mar 08, 2024
Why are y'all leaving your father's land, heritage and identity? Why is what that matters to the modern man is "better life"?

Do you know what it takes your ancestors to get this settlement?

Do why identity is very important to your colonial masters?

What's with all the quest for "better life" in foreign land? Should I call y'all "Explorers" or "Escapees"?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: We Need Social Media Managers That Can Also Design Flyers Are Needed by Offpoint1: 6:15pm On Mar 08, 2024
childofgrace2k:
Your conditions are terrible. 15k per month to manage 12 social media handles, with 2 graphic designs on each handle everyday. What do you guys take people for? Begggars?
😂 I got the message and I was shocked.

Me that if I collect 10k from you to design business card, that means you're my close friend or relative...

Imagine 60 flyers, different social media handles for 15k in a month... That's the lowest insult I've ever seen. 15k isn't enough for data, talk more of fuel, time and experience.


Some Nigerians can abuse profession
EducationRe: 4 Kwara State University Students Beat Colleague To Death For Filming Them by Offpoint1: 12:19pm On Mar 08, 2024
If Anyone film me without my consent might end up same.
RomanceRe: She Took My Number And Now Claims To Be In A "Serious Relationship" by Offpoint1: 10:51am On Mar 08, 2024
As a man you should only back off if she's married or a girlfriend of your friend... Anything outside that, give her no rest.

If she yield to your request while still dating someone else, you are to wife her in the shortest of time because other predators are lurking around too.
TV/MoviesRe: Mr Ibu Speaking Hausa In A Kannywood Movie (Throwback Video) by Offpoint1: 9:51am On Mar 08, 2024
Rest on Ibro, Rest on Ibu... It's sad both of these great comic actors are no more.

I can never forget that movie "Ibro Awilo" one of my Ibro's favorite movie.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill Access Bank Staff In Anyigba, Kogi (Graphic Photo) by Offpoint1:
Would had lost a close friend like this during Ekiti robbery years ago.

Anything security in a bank, I won't advise my enemy to take such job.


No robber deserves a prison, let them experience the most painful dead know humanity.

Stick a burning oil pin into their dickhole, while someone else is de-skinning then and another blasting their nuts with hammer, their butthole being filled with burning oil... All these happening simultaneously as a doctor tries everything possible to make sure they don't die instantly until after all the tortures.
FamilyRe: Happy International Women's Day 2024 by Offpoint1: 9:22am On Mar 08, 2024
Happy women day to my mom first, to all the mothers out there who sacrificed everything, to all the single mothers who are not responsible for the man's dead or leaving, to all the faithful and understanding girlfriends. You guys are the bombs! More strength to you all.



To all the oloshos, Delilah and Eve descendants.... You can all go to hell.
CrimeRe: Police Officer Hiding During Kogi Bank Robbery (video) by Offpoint1: 9:19am On Mar 08, 2024
Lol, he's simply alone, outgun and outnumbered. He'll be foolishness if he confront them alone.
CrimeRe: Boy Kills His Brother With Grandfather's Gun In Bayelsa (Photos) by Offpoint1: 9:09am On Mar 08, 2024
dkidd:
His life will never be the same again. The trauma alone will drive him crazy. Killing ur own brother who may probably double as his best friend and confidant.. chai!!!
I'm just imagining how he'll live with that for the rest of his life... That's one hell of emotional torture. If he was white, possibility of suicide is 💯.

Clearly they were playing action movie together, which we all do as kid then. I'm crying for the boy walahi
TravelRe: FG Begins Construction Of 700 Km Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by Offpoint1: 8:56am On Mar 08, 2024
To Be completed exactly 35 years later. Book mark this for your children
PoliticsRe: Governor Fubara Buys Cold Drinks From A Shop On The Street Of Port Harcourt by Offpoint1: 8:37am On Mar 08, 2024
Yeah, he's not human anymore.

The hailing at the end is the reason I said "if you want to be a thief in Nigeria, be a political thief... Or steal in billions." Your victims will defend and hail you, while they demand for the head of a petty thief.
CrimeRe: Multiple Bank Robbery In Ayingba, Kogi State (Video) by Offpoint1: 11:04pm On Mar 07, 2024
Of all the robbery YouTube videos I've seen in US, non the robbers were successfully carried out and leave the premises... Unless there's hostage. Because in less than 5 minutes, the whole bank will be swamped up with police, both on land and air.
BusinessRe: Bento Delivaz: Your New Best Friend For Food And Parcel Delivery Within Abuja by Offpoint1: 12:47pm On Mar 07, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Inflation: Tinubu advised Buhari to print more money - Paul Ibe by Offpoint1: 10:33am On Mar 07, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Hardship: No Nigerian Workers Can Survive On Less Than N100,000 Wage – Reps by Offpoint1: 10:30am On Mar 07, 2024
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CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Seals Multi-millions Naira Endorsement Deal With Rowe Oil by Offpoint1: 8:51am On Mar 07, 2024
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PoliticsRe: APC Knocks Plateau Governor, Speaker For Refusing To Swear In Lawmakers by Offpoint1: 8:50am On Mar 07, 2024
Judolisco:
omo... 10 hrs traffic I fit mad oh... But ino go leave my car oh....una for lagos dey suffer iswr... U guys should move to other cities or towns for at least for a month every year, for d sake of your sanity
I do that every December, make man pikin no run mad.

That 10hrs was for a journey of max an hour, that's how terrible it was.
PoliticsRe: APC Knocks Plateau Governor, Speaker For Refusing To Swear In Lawmakers by Offpoint1: 7:52am On Mar 07, 2024
Judolisco:
haaaa.... 10hrs ke
Boss it was blooded last night. Some car owners had to park and sleep on the road.
PhonesRe: NIN-SIM: How To Retrieve Your Barred Mobile Phone Numbers by Offpoint1: 11:04pm On Mar 06, 2024
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PoliticsRe: APC Knocks Plateau Governor, Speaker For Refusing To Swear In Lawmakers by Offpoint1: 10:19pm On Mar 06, 2024
davit:
What happened?
. Omo! Heard 3rd mainland bridge is closed... I'm still in traffic like this
PoliticsRe: APC Knocks Plateau Governor, Speaker For Refusing To Swear In Lawmakers by Offpoint1: 10:14pm On Mar 06, 2024
Just spent 10+ hours inside Lagos traffic... Agungi-Onipan huh

I nearly lost my sanity
HealthRe: Chidimma Susa Ezenyili Slumps And Dies In UK (Photo) by Offpoint1: 10:11pm On Mar 06, 2024
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Foreign AffairsRe: World's Billionaires Are Building Bunkers And Assembling Fortresses by Offpoint1: 7:55pm On Mar 06, 2024
grin that's sign of end time
CrimeRe: A Thief Explains How He Steals People's Valuables In Benin Clubs (Video) by Offpoint1: 1:45pm On Mar 06, 2024
Wetin be that their name again... I no hear am well grin Agba ''successful picker'' watapun diz time? grin


If you want to be a thief in NIgeria, become a political thief because the bigger money you steal, the more highly respected the minion masses will love and defend you.

Petty stealing is a suicide mission.
HealthRe: Housewife Commits Suicide In Front Of Enugu Police Station, Leaves Behind 3 Kids by Offpoint1: 7:45pm On Mar 05, 2024
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BusinessRe: The End Of Naira, NGN, On Binance by Offpoint1: 12:51pm On Mar 05, 2024
Already found a away to by-pass that...


Don't ask me how please...
PoliticsRe: Arewa Group Lauds Geometric Power Plant In Aba by Offpoint1: 9:28am On Mar 05, 2024
nonhuman:
you are an illiterate a foolish one for that matter I didn't know you were the one I was quoting I wouldn't have wasted my time in first place
No matter how much free time you have at hand, don't ever waste it with that guy.
CrimeRe: 70 Percent Of Financial Crimes In Nigeria Connected To Banks - EFCC by Offpoint1: 8:06am On Mar 05, 2024
More like telling us fishes lived in water.
PoliticsRe: N30bn Fund: How Fear Of Impeachment Forced Akpabio To Apologise To Governors by Offpoint1: 5:43pm On Mar 04, 2024
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CrimeRe: BRT Bus Crushes Five-Year-Old To Death In Lagos by Offpoint1: 9:13am On Mar 04, 2024
It takes God grace for this not to occur on daily basis if you know that place.

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