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Why are y'all leaving your father's land, heritage and identity? Why is what that matters to the modern man is "better life"? Do you know what it takes your ancestors to get this settlement? Do why identity is very important to your colonial masters? What's with all the quest for "better life" in foreign land? Should I call y'all "Explorers" or "Escapees"? |
childofgrace2k:😂 I got the message and I was shocked. Me that if I collect 10k from you to design business card, that means you're my close friend or relative... Imagine 60 flyers, different social media handles for 15k in a month... That's the lowest insult I've ever seen. 15k isn't enough for data, talk more of fuel, time and experience. Some Nigerians can abuse profession |
If Anyone film me without my consent might end up same. |
As a man you should only back off if she's married or a girlfriend of your friend... Anything outside that, give her no rest. If she yield to your request while still dating someone else, you are to wife her in the shortest of time because other predators are lurking around too. |
Rest on Ibro, Rest on Ibu... It's sad both of these great comic actors are no more. I can never forget that movie "Ibro Awilo" one of my Ibro's favorite movie. |
Would had lost a close friend like this during Ekiti robbery years ago. Anything security in a bank, I won't advise my enemy to take such job. No robber deserves a prison, let them experience the most painful dead know humanity. Stick a burning oil pin into their dickhole, while someone else is de-skinning then and another blasting their nuts with hammer, their butthole being filled with burning oil... All these happening simultaneously as a doctor tries everything possible to make sure they don't die instantly until after all the tortures. |
Happy women day to my mom first, to all the mothers out there who sacrificed everything, to all the single mothers who are not responsible for the man's dead or leaving, to all the faithful and understanding girlfriends. You guys are the bombs! More strength to you all. To all the oloshos, Delilah and Eve descendants.... You can all go to hell. |
Lol, he's simply alone, outgun and outnumbered. He'll be foolishness if he confront them alone. |
dkidd:I'm just imagining how he'll live with that for the rest of his life... That's one hell of emotional torture. If he was white, possibility of suicide is 💯. Clearly they were playing action movie together, which we all do as kid then. I'm crying for the boy walahi |
To Be completed exactly 35 years later. Book mark this for your children |
Yeah, he's not human anymore. The hailing at the end is the reason I said "if you want to be a thief in Nigeria, be a political thief... Or steal in billions." Your victims will defend and hail you, while they demand for the head of a petty thief. |
Of all the robbery YouTube videos I've seen in US, non the robbers were successfully carried out and leave the premises... Unless there's hostage. Because in less than 5 minutes, the whole bank will be swamped up with police, both on land and air. |
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Judolisco:I do that every December, make man pikin no run mad. That 10hrs was for a journey of max an hour, that's how terrible it was. |
Judolisco:Boss it was blooded last night. Some car owners had to park and sleep on the road. |
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davit:. Omo! Heard 3rd mainland bridge is closed... I'm still in traffic like this |
Just spent 10+ hours inside Lagos traffic... Agungi-Onipan ![]() I nearly lost my sanity |
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that's sign of end time |
Wetin be that their name again... I no hear am well Agba ''successful picker'' watapun diz time? ![]() If you want to be a thief in NIgeria, become a political thief because the bigger money you steal, the more highly respected the minion masses will love and defend you. Petty stealing is a suicide mission. |
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Already found a away to by-pass that... Don't ask me how please... |
nonhuman:No matter how much free time you have at hand, don't ever waste it with that guy. |
More like telling us fishes lived in water. |
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It takes God grace for this not to occur on daily basis if you know that place. |
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