₦airaland Forum

Nitah1:
Is there any way I can get it back?
Please someone should help me.

Baba just dial the number, if he rings then your phone is safe. If it's switched off, forget about it.

motionarena:
Same way i forgot the iphone13 pro I recently got for 780k in an uber.

But the angel was kind enough to return it.

Uber can't escape with your stuff naw, as long as you remember shortly before he picks another passenger.

E no fine

Emmyviva:
lol...I saw what you did there

I did nothing sir

I for blacklist his song, but the guy voice dey give me goosebumps.

Him voice and Don jazzy voice dey high me on spiritual levels

JOACHINpedro:
I remember quoting you in one of your tribal comments.
Nothing like acting. Your country will use tribal onslaught to kill the momentum.
Just try and endure.

Me in a tribal comment? Check the the moniker well, probably a parody account

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Nigerian youth should act now, arise and save this country before these folks who are close to graves destroy it.

A Derica of beans last week friday was N700, as of this afternoon I bought it N1,100.
A paint ruber of garri was N1,700 last week, I bought N2,500 this afternoon
Gas was 1k for 1kg, today is N1,500.

My landlady a woman of 80 years+ was crying this morning when a tooth paste she bought last at N500 is sold N900 today, she said this is the worse government she has ever experienced in Nigeria.


If we don't act now, there will be serious problem before December.

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freeborn02:
Are you saying what I think you are really saying?

I don't know what you're think sir, but I meant what I was saying. Don't interrogate me please

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The 'kiss' I bought early last month for academic researcher purpose, was sold at N300. Something I bought for the same purpose 3 months before that at N150.

This will affect me academically, because I couldn't proceed with the last research due to change of schedule by my research partner. We were looking forward to reschedule on the 14th of this month.

Corporate Robin Hood

Who no fit pay 30k na him wan pay 1m?

Nigeria is a comedy show walahi seems most of us are naturally born clowns.

In all honesty, yesterday match was the worse of all they've played in the tournament.

Bullcrap skit.... With that distance your phone cam can't pick voice that loud. That's sound coming from external mics.



When I become the president I'm banning skits, churches and mosque.

If you're making a skit you most identify it in your intro scene. when everything becomes skit it becomes very difficult for people to tackle a real life situation and that's disastrous for our society,

List of things I will do as a president:

*I'm banning religion (All religous house will be converted to technical and researcher centers)

*All land will be forfeited, there will be no buying and selling of lands. If you want to build, land will be giving to you for FREE and you're entitled to just 1 plot or max of 2 plots, unless you're building a factory you'll have more plots (Land is a free gift from God, selling and buying is a crime against humanity and God.)

*I'm banning bride price, that shxt is a crime. If you love each and ready to settle down, let the both family come together and bless the union. I don't care if the price is N5, there's psychological effects to things tagged with price. Human is not for sales.

*No prison for criminals, like rapist, kidnappers, murderers, human traffickers, robbers and corrupt individuals. Public execution by hot boiling oil and it'll be televised.

*No individual will be allow to have more than 100m in his/her account. Once you have 100m, whatever you made will be invested into building the country.

*I'm scrapping NYSC, turn the scheme to a compulsory 1 year skill acquisition program for all graduates and once you're done you're entitled to FREE 1m and 5m loan if you wish to take it...and established yourself. You're to start paying back the loan after 5 years and you have 10 years to complete it.

*Agro and Tech will be the new oil

*until the country is stable, no one will be allow to have more than 2 kids. Children might be blessings from God and the same time a threat to the society if you breed them like rats without the capacity to train them.

I have too many things to I will change.

Opened Naira today and I've seen 100 front-page topic about this man... Is he related to Seu'n or what?

We are they highest producers, then why is a sick looking tuber of yam N2000 in Lagos and N4000 in SS/SE?

If y'all start acting well... No Nigeria will want to move out of the country.

😂

S.A I reserve my comment about those folks.

santaclaws:
Streaming? Well, DSTV doesn't need your internet connection to function and streaming services are majorly for movies and series (unless you want to pay on multiple streaming platforms to watch sports like DAZN), DSTV offers much more than that. There's a wide market for both media services to co-exist, so I wouldn't say that. Netflix cannot show live football matches, so what are you talking about?

Bottom line is that $1.6B is a grossly undervalued sum for Multichoice as an African multinational media company, the largest of its kind.

I do all the listed for free on my phone... Just get the right app.

It should be upto a trillion dollar

The price we all gon' pay.

Kingzjayzee:
somebody dey sick, na 'excuse me' u go tell am abi na 'sorry'?

No mind them...

98% of oyibo get mental problem

I've nothing to contribute to this fiction.

3k

Does this collapse affects Lagos? This one I'm only seeing light night for the past 3 days

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Bad

post=128262280:
Peter O our guy was there too along with all of us @MANNA.
Good to see.

#ONE NIGERIA 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 🇳🇬

Which Peter is your guy? 😂 Are you tired of your Darling Darly emilokan?