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Time to start my restaurant biz with just toothpick.

😂 Stealing in Akwa Ibom state is a suicide mission, doesn't matter what you stole... Na dead sentence straight.

If you want to steal go to Lagos, that's where I see people are tolerance to thieves.

They branded stealing as "Gba" or "collecting"

Dem Gba him motor, dem collect him bike.

MentalCase98:
Doesn’t bamboo decay?

Steel decays too. It'll be protected by the concrete.

upower123:
How is this possible.... engineer in the house...is a good ideas

Bamboo is actually stronger than steel

that's like South Korea election 😂

chopnaira:
Epe is in Yoruba land. People do voice over in their local languages in their own regions too. If you don't like it, you can always mute your video.

I find people like that guy extremely stupid. Imagine expecting to English when I'm communicating with my people.

omoredia:
Use intelligence. All these crude approach to security matters is not helping. Use intelligence!

Nigerian forces have no clue what intelligence is, they believe gra-gra is everything.

in Lil Wayne voice "I got so high I was floating with the cloud and guess who I was closer to? The most high" 😂

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Namaster:
The Red Wedding comes to mind.

Their representative should be invited and buttered like toast bread with promises of amnesty, scholarships and sponsorships. In fact, promise to throw an event to celebrate the dawn of peace.

But every bandit in the gang must be present at the ceremony to receive their share of the dividends of the peace treaty.

Then have them surrounded and gunned down at the ceremony.

Gun down or nuke down? You're being kind

Bank network is my major issues now. GTB is gone totally since yesterday and I only use one bank.

UHLmoving:
How long does it take to fix an Undersea network broken cables?

It's not an easy task, depending on how deep the sea is... They mostly use robot.

What's the benefit?

It'll take 15 minutes to steal someone's else own and another 15 minutes to format the ROM, tweak the IMEI and live my life.

Can only buy a new one if my current one spoiled beyond repairs.

If a human steals my phone, I'm stealing another human's own.

No life guard at the pool?

90% of Nigerians can't swim, the 10% are those who grew up in riverine area, almost impossible to see any Nigerian who grew up in a city who can swim.

I love the Americans for one thing, bike riding and swimming is something they don't play with. Most of their kids learn those within their 1-5 years of age.


Lesson: Whether you can swim or not, never jumped into any water body to rescue anyone unless you've been trained for it. A drowning person is naturally desperate and will go down with you. Swimming is no jokes, energy you burn while running for 30 minutes, is what you burned for just 30 seconds of swimming

Shinjawestern:
U wnt go rob the onions?

You've been waiting for this your whole life 😂

Goodnewsforlife:
Another thrash as usual, I don’t know y that arrogant odurubbish always look like village hunter to me

Only God understand what all these gen z see in all these meaningless songs

Imagine listening to all those thrash by shallipopi

Pepelili pepelili

I don’t know if I should say I am stuck in d past but I prefer Akon, lucky dube, psquare, 2face songs to all these generator sound our gen z vibe to

Honestly Gen z got zero taste and sense of music.

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we don't care as long as they're not in fellow guys DMs

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No be dooms day siren be that?

can't spend a week figuring out what you'll wear for the show and you just want to throw it away just like that

Not all ladies were made to be wives. Some are for men sexual pleasures and satisfactions, some nuns, some prostitutes, some single moms, some wife material, some are possessions to display for occasions.

When people like this speaks, you know what category she belongs and who her audience are.

The truth is, reasonable men can spot these categories from the first day they spot you and you'll be treated accordingly.

Gen-z and "Feminist" left the group chat

oluwaseyi0:
when people burn their maid with hot iron should that be kept off internet too or only good deeds should be kept offline

Show me someone who did what you implied and uploaded it themselves on the internet, since you lack comprehending skill.

The way you can't show off your bad deeds, should be the same way you don't show off your good deeds.....LET OTHERS DO IT

fxexperts:
You how many people have you helped in your life before. it is people who has never helped anyone in their life before and can never afford to do so that feel pained whenever they see another who helped and feels they are shoving it down his throat.



because you have never helped anyone before in your entire life. But if it is the one who use hot iron to beat little children it is good to post right. i have said it most of you people prefer to hear and read bad news about others. but when it is something good you all feel pained why?

Only quote me when you grow your first strand of pupic hair.

Dude na confirm simp by even telling you...

Food wey I dey order 2k before na N4200 now... I kuku rest. Bukka wey I enter sef no get N300 jollof rice, na N500 just 1 spoon. N200 meat fit pass tru my nose...

I don join Muslims dey do fasting...

Wish this generation can keep somethings off the internet. It's sicking.

If you ever rendered me any assistance and I see it anywhere online... I would shove it down your ass and you can go to the deepest part of hell.

A helper should never post their helpee... Let the helpee be the one to post the helper.

It's awkward to rendered help to someone and broadcast it on the net.

People who are truly good from their hearts don't need people validation or praises... It's a trait by not so good people who want to appear good.

Neutralized 2,but there are more than 5 dead bodies in the picture, will hurt them to say the truth?