₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,364 members, 8,430,670 topics. Date: Saturday, 20 June 2026 at 08:59 PM

Toggle theme

Offpoint1's Posts

Nairaland ForumOffpoint1's ProfileOffpoint1's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 (of 318 pages)

BusinessRe: We Didn't Direct Banks To Disburse Old Notes – CBN Insists by Offpoint1: 11:02am On Mar 08, 2023
SmartPolician:
First Bank just paid me #20k in old notes now.

Nigeria is the world's most confused country right now.
Lol, just leaving bank now. Someone bank gave old note couldn't spend, she returned the money to the bank this morning bank refused to collect, they directed her to CBN 😂 wahala
PoliticsRe: Bolanle: Discharge Me, I Have No Case To Answer – Policeman Tells Court by Offpoint1: 10:47am On Mar 08, 2023
stuffs2002:
IPOB and ST00PEEDITY

How could a lawyer know he was guilty
Don't an A-hole, this 2023 not 1567
PoliticsRe: 2023 Election: Sanwo Olu Quickly Pays N1.2b Pension Funds To Retirees by Offpoint1: 7:37am On Mar 08, 2023
Yamiriflathead:
Atleast he has paid. Which of the 5 SE governor's has cleared theirs omoyibo?
Shameless dunce
PoliticsRe: Ireti Kingibe: Peter Obi Tweets False Info About Abuja Senate Seat, Deletes It by Offpoint1: 7:24am On Mar 08, 2023
Tofax:
It was a honest mistake & he corrected it. Instead of saying second & he wrote first. So what's the fuse about it.
Obi is not a super divine being that cannot make an academic mistake. Everyone has made such mistake in one way or the other in our life.
Unlike Tinubu who doesn't know or remember his age & his name atimes due to acute dementia
Don't waste your precious time replying those things, they're having their field day here.
BusinessRe: Rejection Of Old N500, N1,000 Spreads As Nigerians Ask For Official Statement by Offpoint1: 7:15am On Mar 08, 2023
Holybwoy:
In one week, Sanwoolu has;

- Visited more churches, computer village, Balogun market than he has done in 4years.

- Ordered all LASTMA operatives to cease arrests and stand down.

- Released all impounded vehicles awaiting auction

- Release unpaid Pensions and Gratuity

-Opened Apongbon bridge

- Unban Okada Ban

-Pay pension and gratuity, and increase Govt staff salaries..

If you give him your one vote after showing you shege for 4 years, heaven will judge you and you will not stop suffering because you don't even need a prophet to tell you that he will show you shege in the next 4 years..

Vote Labour, don't waste your vote.. Sanwo won't be contesting like an idiot like this if labour party legitimately led by only 10k votes.. they know the real figure
Which Apongbon bridge dem open?
PoliticsRe: Bolanle: Discharge Me, I Have No Case To Answer – Policeman Tells Court by Offpoint1:
I do wonder how lawyers know someone is guilty of murder but yet they'd still defend such persons.

If any unfortunate human is unfortunate enough to mess with my Family or Gs, and one unfortunate lawyer take up his/her case... Such lawyer will suffer the most gruesome "kpai" known to mankind.
PoliticsRe: “Juju No Dey Work For Bank” Man Says As Native Doctor Storms Access Bank by Offpoint1:
If Native doctor enter Access, I guess na devil himself go enter Zenith.

I'm trying to figure out what he wants to do exactly grin

Command staff to give you money or cash to appear from thin air?
PoliticsRe: INEC Removes Alhassan Doguwa’s Name From Reps-Elect List by Offpoint1: 1:57pm On Mar 07, 2023
N
FamilyRe: "Who Is The Mother?" Lady & Beautiful Mum Trend On 20 Year-old Throwback Photo by Offpoint1: 11:14am On Mar 07, 2023
grin And they said "It's cam" grin
PhonesRe: Twitter Suffers Major Outage Disabling External Links by Offpoint1: 6:59pm On Mar 06, 2023
Not my problem, I don't use Twitter/IG
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Was Your First Salary And Which Year by Offpoint1: 3:51pm On Mar 06, 2023
jamesversion:
Definitely, after considering all the achievements over the years, i still have the feeling of scantiness. It then beggars the question of the real purpose of life.

I am grateful to God for his provisions in my life but after all the cars, money in the account, food in the belly, good clothes etc one still feels a sense of unsatisfaction.

Better than being broke tho.
Honestly to me I think we are forever broke...

We're e always after something no matter what and how much we've got...

Life is a rat race.
PoliticsRe: Policeman Shoots Resident For Insisting APC Will Win Plateau Guber Poll by Offpoint1: 3:38pm On Mar 06, 2023
The statement was equivalent to someone saying to your face after you've just been robbed "You will be robbed again"...

I will not condemn or condole the aftermath.
PoliticsRe: Banks Resume Paying Nigerians Old ₦‎500, ₦‎1,000 Notes by Offpoint1:
Nigeria was not designed to work.

Nigerians will actually celebrate this because the system has programmed them to be all about "WHAT I AM EATING TODAY "... they can't see beyond the crumbs they'll eat today.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Delivers His Speech At UN Conference Summit (Pictures) by Offpoint1: 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2023
Vg
InvestmentRe: Hackers Allegedly Steal N2.9bn From Flutterwave by Offpoint1:
I'm working on taking N1 from all the world population bank accounts.

No one will get hurts, no one will raise alarm, no one will bother...


It's the same crime your banks are committing weekly/monthly on your account, you don't really bother or even notice.
FamilyRe: See The Simple Wedding That Got People Talking by Offpoint1:
This look too expensive and too many crowds for my liking... Mine will be just me and her, pastor will be virtual.
PoliticsRe: Guber Polls: INEC Heads To Court Over BVAS Re-Configuration by Offpoint1: 7:23am On Mar 06, 2023
helinues:
Inec, politicians and political party in Nigeria are not serious. When the election reform debate was ongoing, Majority of Nigerians are not even aware. Transmission of results should have been made mandatory after counting and announcing the results at the polling unit which should be the final results.

That 93% collected their Pvc na big fat lie...
Give the phone to the owner please, the owner of this phone doesn't have sense like this.... Kindly return his phone.
PoliticsRe: Guber Polls: INEC Heads To Court Over BVAS Re-Configuration by Offpoint1: 7:21am On Mar 06, 2023
Useless entity, they want wipe out their traces... Ain't going to work.
PhonesRe: Itel’s Latest A60 Becomes The Most Affordable 4G Smartphone by Offpoint1: 6:42am On Mar 06, 2023
Lol... Wouldn't take an itel for free... My 2014 experience still hurts
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: Babajide Sanwo-Olu Appeals To Lagosians. See Reactions by Offpoint1: 4:51am On Mar 06, 2023
Jack500:
Go and die with your useless 5% votes.

Your kind will never rule Lagos
You retards don't think beyond your noses. To you retards there are only 3 tribes in Nigeria.

Such ignorance should only be displayed by Americans who don't see beyond their shore.

Get some education bro, whichever one you were unfortunate to have is flaw.

You guys have been so much intoxicated by your stupidities to the stage whereby, anyone who commented on any social media platforms is either Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo.

I hope you purge yourselves before you passed such gene of absurd stupidities to your offsprings.
FamilyRe: My Girl Said She Can't Marry Me Yet While I Stay In Selfcon, Anything Wrong With by Offpoint1: 10:07pm On Mar 05, 2023
..
TravelRe: Which Visa Is Easy For Nigerians To Get In 2023 by Offpoint1: 10:04pm On Mar 05, 2023
...
CelebritiesRe: Chris Rock Unleashes On Will Smith And Wife Jada A Year After Oscars Slap by Offpoint1: 4:16pm On Mar 05, 2023
grin
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: Babajide Sanwo-Olu Appeals To Lagosians. See Reactions by Offpoint1:
I hope it doesn't end up becoming a collateral damage... The nation is angry with his puppeteer.

I intended voting for you long ago, but after the nonsense election last week.... I'm voting LP straight
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Offpoint1: 8:56pm On Mar 04, 2023
deepwater:
Actually a failed youth

He failed his pharmacy examinations, went into writing where he met a 2nd degree failure

After then, to console his lost soul, he pretends to be giving free gifts online to trick his mind that he still has a purpose on earth. When he should be far gone!

All he does is to lick a.s.s all day everyday!!!

That is who the thing (FreeStuffsNG) truly is.
A pathetic story, IT needs therapist.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Offpoint1: 8:55pm On Mar 04, 2023
Mayhem1:
that person you dey call this thing is 40 years old
Then mean it's hopeless, the old adage as set in.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Offpoint1: 7:58pm On Mar 04, 2023
AmotekunSW:
But when Alaba market did it, you were shining teeth like a crocodile
Show me when I supported such a pathetic act please... If my memory fails me, please reference me to it.... Else
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Offpoint1: 7:52pm On Mar 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
All of them who took days off to collect PVC must show they used the days off to actuallly collect the PVC.
If you took the days off and still do not have PVC then you will recieve query and refund those days off to LASG. shikena!
Look at dunce I shared country with...

If I investigate properly I'll find out "this thing" is youth.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Offpoint1:
A clear indication of "FEAR"
PoliticsRe: Afenifere To Tinubu: You Must Prioritise Restructuring Of Nigeria by Offpoint1: 2:30pm On Mar 04, 2023
You can't give what you don't have
Music/RadioRe: Libianca - 'People' Ft. Ayra Starr, Omah Lay (Video) by Offpoint1: 10:01am On Mar 04, 2023
If it ain't rap, count me out
Music/RadioRe: Libianca - 'People' Ft. Ayra Starr, Omah Lay (Video) by Offpoint1: 10:01am On Mar 04, 2023
xihora:
And so it begins for her.

Recording, Mix and mastering, Beat making, Voice over. 090 75 25 28 28 LAGOS
Your location

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 (of 318 pages)