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Disap warn yourself fah... Why should the coolest moniker like mine be ban?


You need explanation, I used to be on point... Then a mod I impregnated his girlfriend decided to ban me forever as a revenge, so I become the opposite of my original self.

Now offpoint has become my middle name and also my musical stage name

Having Indian hemp in one's house in Nigeria is a crime?

These tin wey I dey see police, soldiers, mopol, agbero, bankers, damn niggers, lawyers, judges dey smoke everyday?

NwaAmaikpe:

Drop it like it's hot

Did anyone die?

ekene101:
Driving from akure to ondo

Lol, there's Ondo Town in Ondo State... Don't be confuse bro

justtoodark:
a shovel is just another plate with a stick attached to it....

If you die na too much sense kee you

Kriss216:
The day I commot hand for their matter, about 6 years ago, Super Eagles was playing one crucial match like that. I searched the whole sports stations in DSTV, none seems to air the match. So, I decided to check my beloved indigenous patriotic NTA. Lo and behold NTA was showing advert on one Baba Osun herbal cleanser.




Truly, no one can beat the reach of their backwardness!

Baba herbal cleanser pay dem than Super Eagle match

The fact that NL mod push one of this guy thread to the FP hurts my feelings.


Please NL always do a background check on a user previous threads before you think of pushing any thread to the FP.

You don't just push fake and make up bullcrap to the FP.

My heart bleed looking at this pictures and the first time I visited kirikiri Maximum and Minimum prison. 90% where youths, I weep bitterly seeing young soul wasting away their prime. I could see regrets in others eyes, I could see innocent in some others eyes.
Some will be spend their productive days there, some might never come back home.. I cried.


Youth say no to crime, these fast life is not the way. Be contented with what you have.
Prison is not a place of fun, is a place whereby you wake daily to realise you might never be useful to yourself or anyone.

Commendable



But this BBQ of a guy, how jobless is he?
That's the only Nairalander that comment more than 5 times on a thread, quote almost every comment and reply to all mention.... What an obsession.

He can't kee himself o jare

DestroyEvil:
Hmm.. Interesting times.
Laugh away your sorrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpgsyUy8x4g
Pay me for the laughter that this brings you!

Good shxt bro, been long I see a good content.. Keep it up

I was obsessed and madly in love with my Economics teacher. She was such a beauty, unmarried and intelligent.

At my leisure time I'll write love letters and expressed my deep feelings towards her. I wrote and filled up a whole sheet with poets, but the problem was: I never had the liver to submit neither of the letters I ever wrote. I wouldn't even dare to submit it to her, the naive me had concluded on the repercussions of such attempt.

So, on this faithful day, I came to school late.
It was raining seasons, so all late comers are to clear the school field.
Since I'll be missing the first 2 period of the day, I had to give my friend my books to keep it in my desk.

While I was clearing my own portion, my class monitor came for me, said economics teacher need to see me in the staff room now!

I wasn't bothered because I knew I didn't remembered causing any troubles... Unknown to me while I was out clearing, she had demanded Economics note to be submitted to her desk and my friend had submitted mine.

As devil may have his way, the last love letter I wrote for her I've left it in my Economics notebook.
It was on my way to the staff room, my friend who was seated by the class window told me he had helped me to submit my Economics note... It was at that moment I knew why I was summoned and how deep the shxt was.

I think I need to stop here, you can all complete the story/event in your own imaginative way.

Stopped giving fxcks, now I'm an happy woman.

The end is now

Righteousness2:
Davido Adeleke is a young man with a Special Heart.
Hate him or Love him, that is one thing u cannot take from him
In all His Rascal and Sinful lifestyle, I must say He has a Nice Heart.
You can't act a good Heart! It is what you do in Secret and the open.

I Sincerely Pray He Encounters JESUS Christ and become Genuinely Born again so He will make Heaven.

My Precious Daddy, I Earnestly Pray that you Save David Adeleke. Give HIM an Encounter that HE Cannot Resist. An Encounter that will make Him White as Snow in JESUS Name.

First reasonable comment you've made on this forum.

This is how gospel should be preach, not by starting with condemnation and holier than that attitude.

Keep it up this way.

Barbaric

Don't go for leather, I don't like the sounds it MAKES during dzsuzjsnc...
If you don't have gentle kids, don't go for leather.

Thank you

TEAM SAMSUNG FOREVER

From the bottom of my heart and the marrow of my bones, on behalf of my family and friends.... IDGAF!!!

Abeg o, make dey no play reach ponmo side o.... Na last thing we dey give me joy for this country be that o

I can do all things through Christ who strengthen me

Learn what YOU WON'T REGRET.

Wise decision... Theory African Giant won't like this.

edsf

sacca

Ishilove:
You need a medal. Mr Nackson

I got this last year

adorablefwb:
Hahhahaha, you have a good sense of humor.

I'm glad you didn't sink

I can't be this skilful + my years of experience and sink.... NOT POSSIBLE

Ishilove:
"It's not the size of the boat that matters, but how well the boat can rock the motion of the ocean."

Joanna Mann.

Believe you me, this small boat of mine has done wonders. It's has crossed oceans ships couldn't dared to crossed.
I has sailed stormy weathers without capsizing or sinking....

BRUTALITY!

Se una dey whine me ni? No be Mandela himself be that?