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Singing.... Superman by Eminem.

I see a huge dick with unkept heir and tiny balls.

Was her past clean or dirty? Among those she had sexual affair with, did you know any of them?
Answer these questions and tell what's her motive

“Live, be happy, travel, love. Do whatever you want. “Life goes by fast and death is certain.”
These are the kind of people I want to associate with, you'll be surprised to find out they're the nicest people on earth.
No religious sentiment, they don't threaten with hell or sweet talk you with heaven, no judging, no discrimination, very determined, always encouraging. They just live happily and don't give a shit about what people think of them.

I'll rather live with this guy as a neighbour than live with a pastor, an imam or traditionalist.

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I don't lie, I will always tell them the truth... If I get the job or not it doesn't matter.

The question I hated was asking me why I needed the job. I simply told them I was jobless, I don't want to be a tool in the devil's workshop.

INSTANTCASH345:
Yeah,thanks.

Awarded?

Going through your trousers randomly when you're broke and finding 1k in one of the trousers.

Orgasm is no where close to the feelings and joy in your heart at that moment.


When you're broke and your girlfriend calls you on 25th of September informing you she missed her period and 5 days later she calls back to inform you she has seen it.... Nothing can be relieving as that news.

When you're passing mop beating up someone and you found out the person receiving the beating is a Nairalander name BBGRILLER...
Nothing is sweeter than that findings.

I drop my pen here

chatinent:
If this isn't a lie, mah naked bath.

I don't expect you or anyone to believe it, but it is what it is.
There some stuff you did in life and when you look back to it, you just question yourself how were you able to pulled that true.

Kranediggy:
Wow!

Yeah. I felt the energy and connection between us, but deep down me I knew it wasn't gonna worked out. She was ahead of me in every ramifications, but I had to let her know my feelings. Whether I was infatuated to her or it was pure love, I couldn't say.
I wish I can see her again someday.

When I kneeled down and professed my love to my economics teacher back in S.S. The love note I wrote her was so powerful, she got all emotional and all the class applauded me.
She drew me near to her, kiss on the forehead and said "Honestly, offpoint... I'm move by your words and boldness. You're a bright kid, I would love to be your woman if you were to be in my age group or older... It can't just work out dear. Focus on your studies, you'll find the right woman when the time is right" I left her present, sobbing and crying. She was so emotional and couldn't hold lecture for that day.

I still can't forget about her totally till date.

After that day, half of the girls were throwing themselves at me... But I was an awkwardly quiet kid who doesn't talk to one, I don't go for short or long break. If I ain't reading, I'm drawing super natural creatures.

What do you seek exactly? To overcome your self servicing ambition/journey or to be free from your past?

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sinkhole:
it's like you're not a Nigerian

E never bad reach that level abeg, no police can pull up such accusations in a glaring daylight.

sinkhole:
what if he brings the man out dead, and they said he was the one that actually threw the man in the river

At daytime when everyone was watching? Haha!

Waited for a police permission to rescue a dying man?

Fountainofyouth:
Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.

Dude was under a strong spell
Greatest Simp of all time.

jenny005:
So that more lives would be lost, properties destroyed. What an irrational thinking human being. pls dont take offence

I refuse to be comfortable in slavery...

Nobi today lives and properties dey loss... If they're destroyed for the sake of better tomorrow I'm fully in support.

WE MOVE

Stephenmoka4:
Dem dey get boyfriend or, lol. The ones that comes on Reddit to share their experience usually say the relationship doesn't last long.

Bizarre.... That's not a relationship, they're there for the FREEBIES

I'm serving a banned till 2050 for reasons I don't know, I've appealed to all the mods and the owner of this site to investigate the matter and they all turned deaf ears.

As a digital marketer, I've stopped referring my clients to use Nairaland platforms for their ads.

Stephenmoka4:
$300 isn't heavy in USA and you don't shoot scenes everyday, performers do take their break. There is a Japanese woman on Reddit, she shared her experience (nearly daily), her agent do issue her with over 30 males (she have hit over 100 in one day - according to her, all at once). She mentioned her boyfriend and exs couldn't hold a relationship with her, cause of the nature of her work.

Who in his right senses dates a Porn star?

What can you do aside from your certificate?

I've never visited anyone and no one has ever visited me. I don't entertain visitors, both sex.

Righteousness89:
I knew it will come to this!!
It's beyond Experience Matters!

It's a Battle btw Globalist and Nationalist!

The Globalist are the ones pushing Madam okonji.
The likes of Bill gates, the guys pushing for a Nwo and one world government!
The Trump administration is the Bone in the neck of the Globalist!
Definitely The Trump administration will not Support who they support!
That is why they wanna wait until after the Election!

In all these! What is the RAPTURE is at Hand!
We Must Ensure we are Ready for it.
It's gonna be Suddenly!

GOD is in Control!!
We keep watching to see what he allows..

Just stick to your preaching only, your opinion on real life matters is irrelevant.

I'm glad you pluralized the Nigerian... If you understand what I mean

When you commit a crime at a moment karma was just passing by

I myself would have loved to enjoy a momentary experience of being a Nigerian Police DPO. What it feels like and how it feels.
This guy here is a legend that deserves to be celebrated and a day dedicated as national public holiday to celebrate him. His balls aren't made of iron or steel, but of Nuclear pasta.





Dear Nairalanders, this is to bring your notice... that due to unforseen circumstances beyond my control. I won't be eating onions, satchet and canned tomatoes any longer till further notice. My sincere apologies to those whom this decision of mine might affect directly or indirectly.
Thanks for your understanding.

Sell Bread and beans+ pure water... morning and night.


Thank me later