₦airaland Forum

prodigyy:
Do you have anyone selling smuggled rice so i can buy

No, I went there myself when I got the tip off.

Yeah, I was part of it... Bought a bag of rice 15k.


Better I buy a smuggled rice, than loot.


The deaf man should open up the boarder till after Corona effects...
Food items aren't funny in market anymore.
I wonder how those with more than 4 children are coping this period. Only me alone I know how much I spend on feeding daily.

ecomalchemist:
Omo this one loud ooo...
Problem for who no loot palliative warehouse.

you be mad man o
Abeg if you loot, give me your address ma come take my own.

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crackhouse:
Ok so what happened after the advice because I can see the that the preaching didn't get to an end before it was disrupted. Did they later proceed with the looting?

Wetin concern hausa man with grammar dem still loot the stuff.

What about "2 seconds"?
This slang is mainly use when a great detective discover a palliatives warehouse...

Once he/does.... 2 seconds..... Complete the rest.

saaphiere:
Can you define the word "camouflage"? And who told you the camouflage is strictly for army? Who told you that? Police has its camouflage. Haven't you seen Nigeria police officers in their own camo? I am not continuing this fruitless agreement again. Have a good day.

I'm asking you which year Nigeria police start wearing camouflage, I'm not saying they don't.

saaphiere:
Camouflage is a combat wear and can be worn by any military or paramilitary agent. It's for combat. There's no where it's written that camouflage is for soldiers only. Before now, army, navy and air force had their separate camouflage. Or can you also explain to me why police wear camouflage?

Which year did police start wearing the camouflage in Nigeria?

Have you ever seen a police man in army camouflage?

Why did the Airforce wear soldiers camouflage?

Who says it was hoarded before?
They were being safe kept for the famine days coming soon. We all know our leaders are seers and prophets who sees the future.

The same way Abacha never looted, but saved for the future... The same way the palliatives were being "kept".

And all the news about "Hoodlums" looting those palliatives are all fake news, those videos circulating online are photoshopped by all these Nairaland 2k graphics designers.

The true story is those palliatives were being taken to safer places by good citizens, but some bad elements who wants to tarnish the good image of our good citizens term the process "looting by hoodlums"
We the sane citizens know the difference between HOODLUMS and GOOD CITIZENS.

There was no shooting anywhere at lekki tollgate
There was no hoarded palliatives anywhere
There was no looting of palliatives anywhere
There was no police burned anywhere
There was no prison break anywhere
Oba of Lagos Palace was never invaded, it was a movie scene.
There was damage make to any bank properties anywhere, all was movie scene for the latest and blockbuster movie currently in making, to be released next year.
The medias and bloggers are spreading fake news.


Make all us mad together...

SilverNorGold:
They are jealous because detective Fashola unraveled a comic mystery none of them could unravel for days.. They have spent days searching for a clue, but took Fashola just a moment to spot the needle in the haystack..

Lazy bunch! Instead of them to focus on their work, they were busy studying the poorly photoshopped pictures designed by some of these Nairaland 2k graphic designers who want to see Nigeria burn... Now they are jealous that it took Fashola few minutes to win the Gulder Ultimate Search.. Nonsense!

May God heal and bless Nigeria.

Your sanity is questionable...
I demand to see your medical report for the last 5 years...

saphiere:
Have you ever witnessed an Air force officer addresses the non commission officers? He will never call them soldiers. It's either he call them gentlemen or airmen. Go and do your research. Start your research with, "Why do air force write AIRMEN/AIRWOMEN on their recruitment flyers and not write SOLDIERS".

Aunty there's no difference between them, no need for long story... They're all classified as armies. Each to his unit, they all fight wars.

Explain to me why he's in camouflage, even when there's an air force uniform.

Abiamaka:
I heard a woman forgot her 3 years old son for the warehouse she go pack food , the innocent boy dey police headquarter in ilorin
How she go claim the boy now ?

Wahala

Lol
Ilorin people sha

abeg how dey go take settle the matter?

Zyxzzzz:
All of a sudden fashola wey Dy Abuja come Lagos 5 days after see mystery camera, I wonder how these useless apc pple Dy take us for this country, these people think we are stupid

The soldiers that was there nor see camera

Lawma cleaned the place them nor see camera

Some Nigerians wey even clean there nor see camera

Some Nigerians that was there live looking for any dead or injured persons nor see camera


Arise staff was there them nor see camera

Journalist go there Dem nor see camera

All of a sudden Abuja Jack baeur and his crew 5days after the outburst see mystery camera. This useless Man fashola just make me loose d Small respect I get for am


Apc people e nor go better for una shall

LOL, they've edited all the editable, stored it in SD card and insert it in the mysterious camera to fool themselves.
These guys think all Nigerians are stupid as their supporters

saaphiere:
Police is a paramilitary force established to protect lives and properties. SARS is a unit of the police force.

And what's the difference between Airforce and soldier?

Focktot:
You are preaching about a united south now, but you already tagged the Endsars a Yoruba protest a few days before

The level of hypocrisy on this forum is alarming.

saaphiere:
What's your point?

My point is clear

saaphiere:
Great. That's a high-ranking Air Force officer, not a soldier.

Yes, some soldiers are professionals but this isn't a soldier.

What's the difference between police and Sars?

HAccord:
Tell us more about him and his family.

Like where his family live and how to locate them for a friendly visitation.
That's the info we need for now.

Ayo2004:
I was there live and direct and u are telling me channels TV that is being controlled by FG...even if they told u so,can't u use common sense?soldiers will come and start shooting at people and no one will die,we tried to rush some of us to hospitals but they were gone,with people like u,the Nigerian government will get away with anything

Please stop replying that idiot, don't waste your precious time engaging useless idiots.

Those who were there live talked about how the armies went away with the death bodies of those they killed to cover up their tracks and that idiot his here blabbing trash.

Incognito403:
Very good development. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, himself no go close eyes.

We sane Nigerians have retreated to our homes. Only thugs and hoodlums are left outside.

Go and call on your Jack to stop this smiling croc.

They said there's curfew but you felt above the law. You committed the same impunity you accused SARS of. You killed dozens of people and prevented thousands from going to their places of work. You shut down facilities and caused anarchy.

Your body go hear am.
You must be dealt with accordingly.



Please STFU!!!

You all deserve what you got. Didn't you tell them to bring on their best? This only the beginning.

---

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How long have you been an idiot? Kindly forward the answers to my mail.

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LOL, wetin she know.

Eminem undoubtedly remains the greatest rapper and lyricist.

His "Legacy" track is the dopest rap song in the universe... How he managed to consistently keeps the syllabus to beat from A-Z baffles me.

Legacy
Beautiful
Going through changes
I need a doctor
I am
Crazy love
Are my breakfast...

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That app is one best music app with channels for almost all famous musicians

Follow your heart and connect a friend, brother, neighbour to one of the job.

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Note: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS FOR PROFIT, IT IS TO PROMOTE THE PROTEST.

You're not doing it for profit, but the price is 4k.

All my siblings hawked except me...

I was that gentle child with stone heart,. mom tried but I am who I am. If I say I ain't something, not even the entire neighborhood can talk me into doing it.

I hated that stony heart part of me, but I am who I am.

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Can't get enough of Eminem...

Dude lyrics are like a gospel always talking about my life.


Currently blasting "You're never over" repeatedly.


[Chorus:]
The days are cold living without you (without you)
The nights are long I'm growing older
I miss the days of old thinking about you (about you)
You may be gone but you're never over
[Verse 1:]
If Proof could see me now I know he'd be proud
Somewhere in me deep down there's something in me he found
That made him believe in me now no one can beat me now
You try it'll be them doors on Dre's fans believe me clowns
That means suicide homie you'll never throw me
Off of this course blow me
b**h I do this all for the sport only
But I want it all I'm not just talking awards homie
And the balls in my court and it's lonely
On top of the world when you're the only
One with the balls in your shorts
To leave their jaws on the floors with no re
Morse remember that when they get to dogging you boy homie
So ya all can just get to blogging about bologna I'm not gonna stop the saga continues
No stopping the force Obi
I'm mopping the floors with em
I keep trying to pa** it but they keep on dropping the torch and it won't be long til this sport is O-V-E-R
just Blaze and me we are knocking on doors and no we
Ain't pumpkins on Halloween but we'll show up on your porch so be
Careful what you say there ain't no punks over here so follow me
Through the fog like I'm S-N double O-P
Let me guide you through the smoke G
If only I wasn't travelling down this road by my lonely
No one who knew me like you will ever know me
I don't think you understand how much you meant to me
[Chorus:]
The days are cold living without you (without you)
The nights are long I'm growing older
I miss the days of old thinking about you (about you)
You may be gone but you're never over
[Bridge:]
And it don't stop oh
And it don't quit oh
And it don't stop oh
And it don't quit oh
And I miss you oh
I just miss you oh
I just miss you oh
Homie I'll never forget you no
[Verse 2:]
For you I wanna write the sickest rhyme of my life
So sick it'll blow up the mic It'll put the dyna in mite
Yeah it'll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and sh** himself
Tap dancing all over the beat it'll jump off the page and spit itself
Guess that the best thing I could do right now Doody for you is to rap
So I'm gonna f** 'til I die yeah I'm a do it to d**h
And instead of mourning your death I'd rather celebrate your life
Elevate to new heights step on the gas and accelerate I'm a need 2 mics
Cause the way that I'm feeling tonight everything I can just do right
There's nothing that I can do wrong I'm too strong and I'm just too hyped
Just finish the rhyme and bust it excuse this corny metaphor
But they'll never ketchup to all this energy that I've mustard
So God just help me out while I fight through this grieving process
Trying to process this loss is making me nauseous
But this depression ain't taking me hostage
I've been patiently watching this game pacing these hallways
You had faith in me always
Proof you knew I'd come out of this slump rise from these ashes
Come right back on they a**es and go Mike Tyson on these bastards
And I'm a show em blow em out the water slaughter em homes
I'm a own so many belts the only place they can hit me is below em
Homie I know I'm never gonna be the same without you
I never would've came in this game I'm going insane without you
Matter of fact it was just the other night had another dream about you
You told me to get up I got up I spread my wings and I flew
You gave me a reason to fight I was on my way to see you
You told me nah Doody you're not laying on that table I knew
I was gonna make it soon as you said think of Hailie I knew
There wasn't no way that I was gonna ever leave them babies and Proof
Not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you
Lord I'm so thankful, please don't think that I don't feel grateful, I do
Just grant me the strength that I need for one more day to get through
So homie this is your song I dedicate this to you
I love you Doody
[Chorus:]
The days are cold living without you (without you)
The nights are long I'm growing older
I miss the days of old thinking about you (about you)
You may be gone but you're never over
[Bridge:]
And it don't stop oh
And it don't quit oh
And it don't stop oh
And it don't quit oh
And I miss you oh
I just miss you oh
I just miss you oh
Homie I'll never forget you no

OZOnNengiTheory:
Mad yooots

Flog sense enter their head abeg. If you can't protest peacefully without infringing on people's fundamental human rights, thereby creating a big nuisance, then you deserved to be dealt with.

I thought they were going to beat the soldier. Na that time you go know say Nigeria no be Egypt

Be careful what you wish for...