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Hoojay:
Oya use your Church mind o! Choose your network accordingly

My network is not on the list...

anonimi:
It seems you don't know what Jesus Christ said about heaven's eligibility criteria.
Let me see if I can remind you.

That's the absolute truth bro... I do laugh this holier than thou folks.
Man will be judge according to their works to humanity.

Idonmakeam:
Site rank low on search engines, hence very little traffic. I need someone to look into this for a small fee.

Your contact...

Hoojay:
Not visible sir, I'm sorry

was joking dear...
I love my balded head, makes me feel manly

Hoojay:
I stated clearly in my signature/bio that I only deliver to Lagos clients yet you're still sending me messages even outside Nigeria... Do you want me to give you a spiritual slap ni

Biko, do normal jawe

Please, I'm in Ghana. How can I get a your product delivered to me?

ModestGal:
Lol, theres a lot you do not understand, yes, I agree we have people that doesn't know what they are doing, but not all people.
The difference between me and those ones is that, they claim to teach you ''how'', I don't, I claim to teach you a skill, they do not tell you what they want to teach you, but I will tell you from all it is from beginning to the end, which is video making training, this is a skill, and you will see their samples in the training adverts, and, during the course of the training, I will guide you till you create yours and to a point you can go from. And its not possible for you to make what I make instantly, because just like in the story, I read, and I learnt a lot through time
In a job, I make sometimes #100,000 straight, and I'm sure I'm not the biggest earner, we have people that make double that amount within short period of time. Its about impact my brother, I can show you screenshot conversations, my account details and how much I worth.

Not necessary showing anything... I only raise observations.

If it's free you're offering the training, then I'll take you serious...

If it involves paying, then it's nothing but another marketing gimmick to further enrich yourself.


I've come to realize the best way to make money online is "to teach people how to make money online" this trick has been working for long and people are yet to wise.

Watching YouTube you get piles of ads claiming to make you reach in just an hour, most of these ads are targeted to poor countries like Nigeria...
You wanna teach me how to make $10k in an hour by buying some useless affiliate funnel software for $999... They are mad.

Nbotee:
Chances are dat she had sex with her ex...

Why do you have to tell him the truth naw? Just let him believe the rape story in peace.

I don't have sperm, I have voyage 1.

From Frying pan to fire.. In my opinion, it was successful treatment.

Sex with another dude...

That's one sin I can't forgive.
It left you with so many thoughts like:
What sex style was he giving her?
Did he doggy?
Did he went down there?
Did she suck it?
Did she moan?
Was she saying same sexual things to him?
Did cum?

I don't wanna be there...

No friends or families in BUSINESS even though I know this is a "Left-hand and Right-hand" conversation.

Jackyz:
A good nairalander should help a brother, i need a legit online bussiness..no scam plsssss

If you have money for your website and ads, I got something good for you.

Reach me via my signature

That's the kind of place I'll love to live alone.

Hello Nooria I don't have access to my Nairaland email, how can I be of help?

Brainiac12:
Cc offpoint1 come share your story
Slawormir
Edunapen

Just woke up and saw banned on my account, rush down to my profile to check what rule I broke because I don't remember making any comment the previous day... Only to see "A moderator banned you for breaking rule 19, ban expired Sept 14 2050"
I was shocked, rule 19 of all rules? I created this current account 2 years ago and didn't login for over a year and 7 months until those guys banned me. I keep wondering what my crime was.
There thousands are threads I've seen on Frontpage clearly stated they created new account and yet they were not banned for that.

I created my 2nd account 2 years ago not because I was serving any ban, I just needed to prefer it against this very reason.

To be honest I was deeply hurt, I wrote to mod and s.eun himself... But they all paid deaf ears.

I used to direct my clients to place ads on Nairaland, I've stopped that since that day. I direct them to Facebook now.

knowhowk:
. U are talking from.yiur Anus . This is an Anonymous Forum ,No name is Mentioned ,No identity is mentioned .No Trace ,There are several issues like this in this country of more than 200 Million People .One of the essence of Public forum is to come up with issues and seek Advise which the op have done.Rather than making a comment on how the op would handle the matter you just spewed rubbish Condeming the op .U talked as if you lived with the family before .Anyone is free to make his or decision As for me I will never sell a Land where my Parent is Buried .You are really Offpoint.

2 wives
3 boys
1 girl
Family meetings
Selling of property
where father was buried


ANONYMOUS INDEED

virtuouswoman77:
that practical solution is what I really need cos even if am angry and keep malice with him anything he does so he will never ask fr forgiveness and we look fr a better way forward what he will say is " getting drunk is the sweetness of drink

" Getting drunk is the sweetness of drink" that's some dope drinking line.
Your hubby has gone passed the "God help me" stage.

At this stage nothing matters to him anyone, but his bottles.

The advice I will give you might seem difficult or impossible, but if you can carry it out... It works.

Don't try to stop a drunkard from drinking, else you'll only end up fueling him more.
Human by nature don't like being told not to do something. Remember God, Moses and the children of Israel. The moment commandments was given that was when they started misbehaving the most.

(I don't know if you have any adult that can look after your kids)

Instead of trying to stop him, join him. There's a reasons they said *to catch monkey you need to act like money " apply this philosophy.

By joining him, I don't mean you should start drinking alcohol along with him. No!...
Just lovely insist on following him to his joint, do it with love.
Follow him all the time and guide him from 5 bottles to 4, from 4 to 3 and so on till 1 bottle.

always do this...
When you guys are back home, go heart to heart with him at late night.

When he's not drunk, show him some medical effects alcohol it could have on him. Do all these with love, and smile.
Make it a like a friend to friend chat.

If you apply this, believe me in 3 months time you should see a drastic change.

Has your Facebook ad account been restricted? Yeah I know how it feels... I can guide you through on how to lift the restrictions.


Do you have a product but your ads are not converting? Let's talk about it.



You can reach me via my signature.

I can't but laugh first
Lil Tyson Joshua.

tot:
They probably just finished a fight before the video. The arms, her eyes..

You grab

tot:
You people should leave this man na.
Her body language with the arms crossed speaks volumes. Their issue.

She was totally disconnected from the video, her body language says it all

Suicide because of phone?
Aborting her would have been better from conception.

Vanzcharles:
Bro sometimes ehn...u need to be calming down. If he had wanted to display his hatred like you said or whatever you call it. The sister wouldn't have been involved in the meeting despite the fact she's the last child and not from the same mother. Any suppressed hatted would have erupted now the father was dead.

Again, read up carefully he never indicated them from different mothers in the first post. Calm down and read. It was when someone asked, he took time to explain.
The question there is, what kind of response should be given to such a child? Let her know that you can't sell the land that is what he is driving at.

Stop inciting hate, that's bad.
Sometimes you seek advice outside the caucus of your domain. Its better to search for such on the faceless forum with some minced words. Nobody is an island of Knowledge. You can't prover one, then dont talk.

Bro/sir... I'm not dumb, I don't have issues with the op first write up. Going through his subsequence replies I figured out a lot of things.

About hatred, you don't expect him to publicly declare that's why he's using a subtly way to do so.

She's the only child from his father 2nd wife and her present in the meeting concerning their fathers property isn't negotiable, she's the 2nd family representative.

Wether what she said is wrong or write... You don't bring family affairs to public domain to seek strangers validations and sense of "rights"

It seems the op doesn't like his half sister and just want a justification for the hate.

It was a meeting and everyone was supposed to contribute whatever ideas they want.
All of you can't bring out same idea, she's given hers as you guys has given yours... Why do you have to bring it to a public domain? A family meeting for that matter, what even your closest of neighbour isn't supposed to know you make it public seeking strangers validation.

Na overgrown baby adults full this generation.

The whole write up as revealed all the hates you guys have towards your father 2nd wife and her child... This write up has nothing to do with property but a long time suppressed hatreds.

Trinitycoy:
OK. Thanks I will do exactly

You're welcome

samuelkid192:
yes I can

Will it carry my name or you're using random names?

doggedfighter:
Offpoint1, I intend starting the learning this week.

Where do I start? What areas should I pay attention to as a beginner? How do I make it an interesting journey? What are the steps? I once read you advice someone on typography, color not sure , gridding .

Please, talk to me generally as a beginner
How long can one learn corel, Photoshop etc.
Thanks once again.

Where do I start as a beginner? I will focus my answers on the believe "you'll be self training"

First: PASSION, make sure you're 'Passion-Driven' and not 'Money-Driven'

Steps to take: Don't dive into learning the tools first, first learn the vitals being the theory; although you can learn them simultaneously theory and tool.
In order not to confuse you, let me just give you the basics things to start with:
*Color
*Typography
*Contrast
The first two is vast and very, very vital. If you don't master them, there will be problems.

CREATIVITY: creativity is the KEY in designs, without it you'll be frustrated yourself when your design is not meeting up to your expectations. (Pro designers are creative, greatest designers are THIEVES) don't worry about that statement few will understand.

TOOL A.K.A SOFTWARES: Decide on which tool you want to start your graphics journey with and MASTER IT. Don't jump from one tool to another, make sure you've mastered one before jumping.
Niche plays a great role on deciding which tool to finally settle with.

3rdly: Follow up professional designers, study and learn from their designs. Engaged them if possible.

HOW DO I MAKE IT AN INTERESTING JOURNEY See it as an hobby, because it'll become your hobby.
See your tools as your baby, husband, girlfriend and boyfriend... Believe me you'll spend more time with it THAN with them -FACT.
Create a self project for yourself: new designers always make the mistakes of trying to make money first after learning design for few months. Most of them always give this line *if I don't collect job how will I have portfolio? and improve myself " you don't wanna ruin your future chances with bad clients designs. Some might pay you for your efforts, believe me... They won't dare reach out to you ever again or refer you to anyone.

Come up with personal logo, flyers or whatever projects with imaginary contents, do it passionately like there's a client out there you want to impress. Share with other designers for critique and learn from the criticism. Once you achieve desired results, make that design part of your portfolio.
Do this consistently and see the fun and improvements skyrocket.

HOW LONG CAN ONE "LEARN" COREL DRAW, PHOTOSHOP OR ILLUSTRATOR my answer is FOREVER. As long as you're a designer, you'll always keep learning and discovering new things. You can only MASTER those things you know about the software, but you CAN'T GRADUATE that's from my experienced.

I don't give time frame on when one is supposed to master what they learn because our learning abilities differs.

I like to stop here, ignore typos please... I no proofread.

SarutobiEky:
I'm just seeing this, is it still on?

Closed.