₦airaland Forum

respect80:
The last one almost cracked out my ribs
Moi moi was ready

lol, you and me know what was actually ready

Victoria25:
Konji is a killer disease.

It's unfortunate we're all infected.

Zeinymira:
A must watch for me. Who wants to go to the cinema with me?

Let's good, you're the doing the paying... that's the only condition.

The most important thing is missing...
STOP IMAGINING YOU'RE A NIGERIAN the thought of it can trigger cardiac arrest.

hakeem4:
most tribes have their weird factors. ask the Hausa to pronounce people you would hear FEOFLE. ask the igbos to pronounce parallelogram Brazilians even pronounce H as R [s][/s]
most of the words beginning with H where got from the french and the french hardly pronounce H. it is actually a hotel because the H is not silent.

i remember when i could not pronounce the H in any word that begins with H

Of all the choices of words available, na parallelogram you see choose bah? tomorrow naw you go talk sey you wan make heaven

chinavs9ja:
Mtcheww...let's talk about money not gaming...children love games but matured minds love making money!


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Can you design something like Pornhub? I need something exactly like that.

charliboy654:
Can't wait for wat, did u see Africa there, abi na glo u wan take play game remotely.

Ever heard of VPN?

it's a world of technology, the only thing we're worried about is poor internet connection, not the countries available to.

to o, nine offpoint, sereki su rappers, na shigo dai mic na, ku gafara anyan, yan mata da maza ku zo mazamaza, sereki rappers ya shigo dai sabo waka, rap-line da zafi kamar wuta*, ku dena wasa da buta* yan mata su naso su ci ni kamar masa* woyo allah na na yi tusa* a stage, na taka kusa* ku yakwiri ku Kira mini dokita musa*

kemicalreaction:
Check the moniker I quoted l. Her name is LisaAnne the bad milf

She might be interested your porn business

Ooh, I grab you now... thanks, help me recruit them... let me approach her, hope she's hostile o

ok

kemicalreaction:
Are you a pórnstar? .
Cc Offpoint
Offpoint1

No, why asking?

bimgo:
It is not i called and somebody picked the call. ME I GO CALL THEM AND REPORT ALL THE ILLEGAL CONNECTION

na illegal disconnection dem sey make you report? Nigerians, na everything una dey abuse.

I go call dem ask the price of beans

Upcoming actress abi upcoming olosho...

peteruuu:
Demons...

But the medical professions call it sickness..

Everyone suffering from this or has anyone suffering from this ailments, I stand upon the authorities if the Word of God, may you be delivered in the Name of Our Lord Jesus Christ.
So shall it be. Because the Bible said whatever we bound on earth shall be bound in heaven..and whatever we loose on earth is loosed in heaven.
So shall it be. In Jesus Christ name. Amen.

You're delivered. Amen.

See as I dey look you... the person dey nairaland bah?
locate am go pray for am for him/her house

lol, Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha

He tasted what it feels like being in Nigeria police cells, it's even nicer in kidnappers den than police den.


See as e hug the guy like NL feminist dey hug pillows at night

Lol, she don use LOVE line on this one, they always used that when the wan friendzone guys

Op as a PhD holder in womanalogy, I can boldly tell you any lady who is in love with you will never use that LOVE line.

Once you start seeing, Hi sweetie, honey, Sweetheart, etc.... know you're in the friendzone zone, that's what they used to confuse guys. I can boldly tell you she'll turn you down if you ask her out.


When your village people hear you saying you think she's in love with you...

Until I hear from the both side...
There's been a lot of false accusations lately.

If this guy na 26 then dey never born me be that... na inside womb I dey type right now.


see as he cut 6 years comot for him age

Adanairaland:
Lol
Ngwa nu

Later

Hope you're single not engaged or married o, I no dey cross my boundaries o, I'm too young to die... I love you my I love my life more

rashrockalabx:
#rashrock WhatsApp +2348184965579

Your location and how much, I'll need long sleeve.

Which one be plan ahead? who left his house with a plan getting drunk home? even a drunkard doesn't plan on getting drunk when he left home.

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Adanairaland:
Meta gini?
Alright.

Meta ihe ihe, I ghọtara naw
No wahala, you're officially now my NL crush...

Adanairaland:

This guy

Ada you find small o, just small.... I fit be your friend? we fit later metamorphose into what's currently taking place on this thread

Adanairaland:
Thought you are in Uniuyo 300level Political science department?

He's doing his political I.T in a Marital way

I was looking for reasons not to get married, I've found one more... the list is piling up

see as exes plenty like trophy... op na slayqueen you settle down with... they all end up with the good guys.

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Nobodyperson:
What your mother sends me

Did you just mention my mother? wow wow wow...
I'm shocked, I'm not going to insult your mom cuz I know the value of mothers.

I'm just amazed at the level of your senselessness, the level your senselessness has obtained so far its beyond redemption. When you're death your brain should be frozen and store in a museum, cuz I doubt till the world ends there will never be anyone that can obtain the level at which your senselessness is.